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2010

22

Jun

Megan Fox’s Skinny Little Ass of the Day

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I like my bitches skinny. I love eating disorders. I love when a bitch’s thighs don’t touch, but I also like ass to have a little more soul than this…That’s not to say I like my shit big, black and scary as fuck in line at the KFC for some fried chicken, but it is to say that this non-existant shit isn’t ideal cuz there’s nothing awesome about seeing an anus when a bitch is standing up….Ass cheeks are our friends….and even the pubescent bitches I see at the pool have more booty than this….

I figure all this Megan Fox bitch needs to do is spend a little less money on plastic surgery on her face and a little more money getting ass implants…not that it matters cuz it just goes to waste on David from 90210….especially now that her career is over…

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2010

18

Jun

Megan Fox Trying to Stay Relevant of the Day

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Look, I realize that Megan Fox is hot…or was hot…or deservered the attention she was getting when she was getting it a few years ago. I am a guy and I dig pussy that pulls off her look or the look she used to have because I think she let the pressure of being the hot pussy get to her and now she’s gone and Botoxed and got surgeries and looks more like a bottom feeding pornstar, which I guess she is…or will be now that Hollywood has decided they don’t need her in their movies and she’s decided to finally show off some fucking tit, cuz there are a lot of hot bitches out there and she doesn’t have the right to hold out on the public cuz of some kind of ego we’ve given her….so here she is showing off some tit lookin’ like Demi Moore and Dita Von Teese’s love child dressed like Angelina Jolie and Sasha Grey’s love child on Halloween, and the whole thing works for me, whether I always thought she was all hype or not…

This is some Jonah Hex movie premier if you like knowing the location of the pictures you jerk off to….to everyone else, here’s Megan Fox cleavage.

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2010

17

Jun

Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad of the Day

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I don’t know if this Megan Fox lingerie pictures is new or old because I don’t really bother focusing on the shit Megan Fox is up to, even though I know she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green, the dude from 90210, who uses her to make himself feel relevant cuz she had a few years as the “hottest pussy in hollywood”, which was a pretty smart play by him in his efforts to get her back on Transformers to keep her relevant all while making his kidnapping and brainwashing efforts seem pretty much wholesome and loving….cuz I know when I kidnap bitches, I always put a ring on the shit, cuz it makes public appearances at the grocery store cuz I can’t trust her to not run away when she is alone, seem legit. If you know what I mean…

Here she is in panties.

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2010

09

Jun

Megan Fox Ass in Jeans is Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

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I get that Megan Fox is out there making as many public “candid” appearances as possible because Brian Austin Green got wind of her being axed from Transformer and figured that he couldn’t allow her to fade into obscurity too.

Her fame and relevance is his whole strategy of staying sane by having the hottest pussy in Hollywood as his girlfriend…you know in a boost his ego and makes him capable of ignoring just how fucking pathetic he is by looking at her naked body knowing guys would kill to be him…despite the fact that he knows he’s a big fucking joke….

So he let her out of the cage, but doesn’t realize that all we really care about is seeing her pussy, so instead of the tight jeans, homie needs to step it up by dressing her in some crotchless panties and a mini skirt….

But I guess in his defense, he’s not really an expert at salvaging careers…..

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2010

03

Jun

Megan Fox is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox and her Handler – Brian Austin Green from 90210 are scrambling. The fact that she may not get booked for Transformers is the harsh reality that her career may be coming to an end fast. You know because she’s a whole lot of fucking hype, she’s not nearly as hot as everyone thinks she is, and the fact that people are starting to drop her from her biggest movie and the movie will still be a huge money maker cuz they brought in hotter pussy, will just solidify the fact that she’s useless, talentless and not needed….she is just a hired gun that is replacable…and not a celebrity that movies need to ensure success…so they hit the idiot drawing board and figured that the best way to get back in the public eye is to let her out of her cage and get her into a bikini cuz bikinis always get noticed…unfortunatley for her, she’s no where near as exciting in a bikini as she used to be…

We lost a Golden Girl today…and I think these pictures will solidify that Megan Fox was never a Golden Girl she was marketed as…she’s just smoke and mirrors and hopefully we’ve lost the general consensus that she was anything but that. Let’s hope this is an RIP to her career…..may her journey back to her white trash suburban life be as fun as her climb away from it….and for our sake…let’s hope for lots of sex tape desperation…cuz we all know it will get to that level and we’ll love participating in it…..


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2010

18

May

Megan Fox in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

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I don’t read lips, but I do read pussy lips, and Megan Fox’s pussy is screaming for fucking help. It’s been held captive all these years by the loser from the original 90210 and it wants to be let out of its cage before it’s too late and the only thing prime is her real estate investments… Seriously, it wants to be let out, but everytime it tries to escape he beats it and tells it how worthless it is so it loses confidence in itself while making him feel good about himself….thinking he is the only dick to eat…and here it is trying to divert itself by chewing on a pair of pants cuz that’s the only thing it is allowed to snack on that isn’t him…the whole thing is very sad…and so is this post…

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2010

17

May

Megan Fox and Her Birthday Face of the Day

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It was Megan Fox’s Birthday, and if you’re wondering why she looks so sad, it’s because all she wanted from David from 90210 was for him to let her off her leash and out of the cage he has her in, you know to give her some freedom and let her leave him, and he gave her a taste of freedom, but made it clear that if she ran, he’d kill her fucking family, so she better stick close….cuz kidnapping and brain washing is the only explanation for this decade long relationship….

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2010

10

Mar

Megan Fox Ass for Harper’s Bazaar isn’t Megan Fox of the Day

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I may hate Megan Fox and her constant bullshit trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible because she knows she’s replaceable, and nothing but the next Jessica Alba, you know the girl everyone wants to fuck, who never shows her fucking tits or pussy, because it makes guys want her harder and because she pretends she’s wholesome, even though she’s really nothing but a loser with shitty tattoos, a shitty boyfriend, who seems pretty shitty to hang around, but who takes every opportunity to be sexually suggestive as possible….but I definitely like her ass.

Here it is in Harper’s Bazaar….and it turns out it isn’t Megan Fox but some other model…and really what difference does it make…

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2010

03

Mar

Megan Fox Bullshit in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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This made me laugh…..

On her sex partners:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

On giving provocative interviews:
“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

On her sex scene in the upcoming DC Comics adaptation ‘Jonah Hex’:
“I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts. My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine – the world owns everything else.”

Cry me a fucking river you whore who always knew you were a fucking whore, you can’t retract statements you made when you were milking the fact that people thought you were the sexiest pussy in Hollywood, when you were feeding into that “cartoon character” now that you know your career has no longevity, she is bullshit… but I do believe she’s only fucked 2 people in her life, it’s really the only explanation for why she’s still with David from 90210 after all these fucking years. He brainwashed her at a young age into thinking people only want her for her body, making her trust no one, believing that he is the only one who truly loves her….keepin’ her as fresh as he possibly can by stickin’ close to her and not letting her test the waters…proving yet again that a lot of girls are fucked up and lookin’ for dads….

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2010

08

Feb

Megan Fox Cowboy Tits of the Day

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I had this theory that cowboys were going to make a huge comeback. I figured that zombies had their revival, as did vampires and aliens all concepts from the 1950s. Cowboys were the only group of people who weren’t getting the media attention they deserved, I mean other than Brokeback Mountain, but that shit’s just homo….

I’m talking the cowboys kids used to play with, that America as we know it was built on that….So part of me was happy to see a good Western in the works, but unfortunately Megan Fox is attached to the project, making me think the revival is gonna end before it even starts. She’s got the ability to taint things like the meat I fed my wife the other night hoping her stomach of steel would shut the fuck down, but it didn’t bring the elephant down. So maybe my vision for people dressing like cowboys will still come true…

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