And Here is a picture of her 10 years later in the end….after she got that acting career…she got that guy from 90210 she was crushing on back in high school…even though no one else wanted him and it wasn’t that challenging….especially since he was brainwashing her into staying with him when everyone else in Hollywood wanted him….

Now that her career has dried up and now with this marriage her sex appeal has dried up it’s safe to say the next thing in life to dry up is her pussy, after it spits out a kid…

RIP Megan Fox or Megan Austin Green…the bitch no one gives a fuck about…

The good news for the Megan Fox fans is that this is probably all just a publicity stunt cuz nothing in Hollywood is real.

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Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China….

And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile…

That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read…

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I like my bitches skinny. I love eating disorders. I love when a bitch’s thighs don’t touch, but I also like ass to have a little more soul than this…That’s not to say I like my shit big, black and scary as fuck in line at the KFC for some fried chicken, but it is to say that this non-existant shit isn’t ideal cuz there’s nothing awesome about seeing an anus when a bitch is standing up….Ass cheeks are our friends….and even the pubescent bitches I see at the pool have more booty than this….

I figure all this Megan Fox bitch needs to do is spend a little less money on plastic surgery on her face and a little more money getting ass implants…not that it matters cuz it just goes to waste on David from 90210….especially now that her career is over…

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Look, I realize that Megan Fox is hot…or was hot…or deservered the attention she was getting when she was getting it a few years ago. I am a guy and I dig pussy that pulls off her look or the look she used to have because I think she let the pressure of being the hot pussy get to her and now she’s gone and Botoxed and got surgeries and looks more like a bottom feeding pornstar, which I guess she is…or will be now that Hollywood has decided they don’t need her in their movies and she’s decided to finally show off some fucking tit, cuz there are a lot of hot bitches out there and she doesn’t have the right to hold out on the public cuz of some kind of ego we’ve given her….so here she is showing off some tit lookin’ like Demi Moore and Dita Von Teese’s love child dressed like Angelina Jolie and Sasha Grey’s love child on Halloween, and the whole thing works for me, whether I always thought she was all hype or not…

This is some Jonah Hex movie premier if you like knowing the location of the pictures you jerk off to….to everyone else, here’s Megan Fox cleavage.

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I don’t know if this Megan Fox lingerie pictures is new or old because I don’t really bother focusing on the shit Megan Fox is up to, even though I know she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green, the dude from 90210, who uses her to make himself feel relevant cuz she had a few years as the “hottest pussy in hollywood”, which was a pretty smart play by him in his efforts to get her back on Transformers to keep her relevant all while making his kidnapping and brainwashing efforts seem pretty much wholesome and loving….cuz I know when I kidnap bitches, I always put a ring on the shit, cuz it makes public appearances at the grocery store cuz I can’t trust her to not run away when she is alone, seem legit. If you know what I mean…

Here she is in panties.

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I get that Megan Fox is out there making as many public “candid” appearances as possible because Brian Austin Green got wind of her being axed from Transformer and figured that he couldn’t allow her to fade into obscurity too.

Her fame and relevance is his whole strategy of staying sane by having the hottest pussy in Hollywood as his girlfriend…you know in a boost his ego and makes him capable of ignoring just how fucking pathetic he is by looking at her naked body knowing guys would kill to be him…despite the fact that he knows he’s a big fucking joke….

So he let her out of the cage, but doesn’t realize that all we really care about is seeing her pussy, so instead of the tight jeans, homie needs to step it up by dressing her in some crotchless panties and a mini skirt….

But I guess in his defense, he’s not really an expert at salvaging careers…..

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