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2013
20
Nov
Maggie Duran Naked for LUI of the Day
Maggie Duran is some up and coming model who I am going to assume is from Southern California because I stalk models from Southern California on instagram…assuming that they will never actually make it and will one day be desperate enough to be my friend…and let me sleep in their bed…using their vaginas as my C-Pap machine…but apparently this one is doing the Emilty Ratajkowski and getting naked, showing an awesome bush and pussy, but in her defence I love all bush and pussy, especially on models…for some fashion magazines…and the hope is this will next level her…something I endorse and would be a part of, if she just accepted my friend request on Facebook…but they never fucking do….
Posted in:Maggie Duran|NSFW
2013
20
Nov
Maryna Linchuk With Topless Models for Vogue Russia of the Day
Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this..
What you don’t know is that in Russia, you can pay a girl 30 dollars to film a porno…and bot some gutter ghetto broken down girl…but a Maryna Linchuk who was too shirt for the USSR Olympic model team….and for some reason that makes me ask many questions..like why the fuck am I not in Russia right now falling in love….and while I do that…remember…fashion is pretty alright…
Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|NSFW
2013
20
Nov
Bree is the Babe of the Night
Bree ….unlike the cheese…is not fattening, moldy, or expired milk…but like the cheese…her creamy white goodness is something I want in my mouth…until I can’t eat anymore…but before I throw up all over the place because that would make this beautiful girl..unhappy…when all I want to do is make her happy…because she’s got naked for me…and for you…and that’s very very generous of her and her great natural redheaded tits…I want to be best friends with…but until that happens..I’ll just stay right here…
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2013
19
Nov
Brooke Candy Topless for Terry of the Day
I’ve seen Brooke Candy perform and she is in song on stage as bad as her nipples…
For those of you who don’t know who Brooke Candy is, she’s some stripper, with bad tits, who decided to to the female rapper thing, because it’s popular and people are buying into it…and if you’re a slag willing to be slutty and talk about dick on stage, people listen, in Brooke Candy’s case mainly gay dudes…
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate her for being a slag, or for making shit music that’s getting her famous, especially since she stays true to her stripper roots with her nudity…I just don’t think she’s very good at what she does…not even at being topless..cuz weird shit’s going on here…but anything for attention works…when it involves nudity…I’m basic like that.
Posted in:Brooke Candy|NSFW
2013
19
Nov
Sarah-Jane Honeywell Topless on a Boat of the Day
I don’t know who Sarah-Jane Honeywell is because I don’t pay attention to 40 year old TV presenters from the UK…hell I don’t even pay attention to 40 year old girls in the bar willing to fuck because they just want to feel validated after their husband left them….you know or to piss off their husband by downgrading…either way..I don’t fuck with 40 year olds unless I have to…but this one is topless on a boat…and I guess there’s something amazing about that…because topless is better than clothed…basic logic to get us through our useless day…
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Posted in:NSFW|Sarah-Jane Honeywell
2013
19
Nov
Jenna is the Babe of the Night
Her name is < a href="http://x-art.com/models/jenna/" target="_blank"> JENNA , not that a name really matters when a girl is topless or nude, because so much more amazingness is going on, we can catch on name A/S/L when we’re done with being naked…and for any girl who feels like we are objectifying them…my response isn’t that you are objectifying yourself, it is that you are giving us so much to celebrate in your nudity, that nothing else really matters…we aren’t women haters with the “fuck that up the butt”…we are gentlemen who appreciate a glorious naked 22 year old…especially at 4 am, the only time we can escape our wife to jerk off…
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2013
18
Nov
Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy
Here are Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt, two glorious models with amazing bodies who normally work for Victoria’s Secret because they are that good at being half naked, cuz even if Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, the girls the pull are pretty fucking good….and even better when modelling the way their immigrant tits were supposed to…and that’s naked or half naked…or more naked than photoshopped bras and bikinis…we’re used to seeing them in…
Now I think Candice is almost fucking perfect…making this the highlight of my otherwise depressing horrible day…and it’s not even really a highlight but more of a depressing reminder that my wife is an obese pig and more importantly, that Candice isn’t the girl who’s face I spit on when I fuck…
Here are the pics.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Martha Hunt|NSFW
2013
18
Nov
Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy
I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.
Posted in:Josephine Skriver|NSFW
2013
18
Nov
Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in LUI Magazine of the Day
Here’s a 24 year old model from Lithuania who was tall enough to escape the community regime and live a life in a basement prison working on webcam for Americans…before being sold off to one…by way of being sold to fashion…because these Eastern European girls are all tall, built like trucks, and willing to show their tits for a camera, usually eagerly, especially in Fashion, because it is not being forced on them like the other girls back home…with a gun to their mouths…
I can’t tell you why Eastern European chicks look like this, I can only assume it is ethnic cleansing, where the weak “died” off when trying to prove communism works as a model to run your country……
But I can tell you that Edita…like her crazy last name…is crazy good to look at in pics…I’m into it…even if I would prefer if this was more of a webcam site…and I was paying her to pee on things.
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW
2013
18
Nov
Kenzie is the Babe of the Night
Let’s start the week with a 3 am American babe…with her America hair…and her American tits…posing in America nude pics and looking amazing doing it…at 18…this is the American dream…let’s make her famous…and give her what she deserves…a lasting career..because the foundation has been laid…and she’s naked…so it’ll happen again and again…until she’s too old…to be naked and I love everything about that…
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