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2013
06
Nov
Catie is the Babe of the Day
Her name is CATIE …She’s 19…American and pretty much perfect to look at and more importantly in her career choices..that involve her showing off just how much she likes her music…a lot better than any girl has ever liked me…or the things I do to them…but in my defence they are usually drunk or passed out by the time we get to the topless part of the night…while Catie…just does this on her own and is amazing at it…or at least amazing to look at while she’s at it…these glamour shots may not change your life, but I would like to divorce my wife to marry.
TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
2013
05
Nov
Emily Scott Nipples in FHM of the Day
Emily Scott is some random nobody…who has been on some random nobody shows…because that is the random nobody dream…because there is a hope with being a random nobody that the random nobody shows will put the random nobody on the map and make them a random somebody you can’t quite place…leading to great opportunity for money and the good life…but when that random nobody shit fails…they can take it to toplessness..show those random nobody nipples…because that’s all part of random nobodies trying to make noise….because maybe, just maybe someone will notice…and when nipples are involved…they usually do…for at least a minute because she does have tits and I’m into looking at them
Posted in:Emily Scott|NSFW
2013
05
Nov
Mila K is the Babe of the Night
Her name is MILA from X-ART and I am going to assume she’s from Eastern Europe, because I typecast like that, but I think we can all agree that wherever she is from, it must be a lot like heaven, because she’s pretty fucking perfect…I blame her dark hair, blue eyes and being naked as fuck..
It always amazes me when nude models don’t look like broken girls, but rather, like perfection…it’s like this can’t be right, even though it is so right…
Amazing..
TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Posted in:NSFW
2013
04
Nov
Shia LaBeouf Giving Oral in Nymphomaniac of the Day
I can’t imagine any of you really care about Lars Von Trier’s new move called Nymphomaniac or the red band trailer that Youtube pulled because there is nudity in it. You are all seasoned perverts and a set of nipples or Shia eating box isn’t porn to you, even actual porn isn’t porn to you, you’ve gone past that and ventured into weirdness, where everyday things, like girls drinking coffee at Starbucks or grocery shopping in leggings is porn to you..
I mean I guess, the only people really into this, is the creepy Shia LaBeouf fans, that do exist, are all girls and seeing him eating pussy…even if it is a body double, will blow them the fuck away, because girls…love having their pussy eaten…and now they can imagine Shia LaBeouf doing it….which may just blow off the internet…if only Youtube didn’t pull the trailer…which helps with marketing of this way too boring, even with the nudity movie…
Posted in:NSFW|Shia LaBeouf
2013
04
Nov
Some Skank in MI Nudes of the Day
Her name is Alicia Ann Lynch, but goes as @SomeSkankinMI, because surprise she’s a skank in Michigan…and here you were thinking she was just a performing artist on some higher level of consciousness who was being ironic in her name…you know maybe even some kind of lesbian feminist trying to prove a point…but no…she’s just a skunk..possibly a stripper, maybe even a cam girl, or jut an attention seeker…who likes showing off her body cuz it gets her more followers…
Well…she POSED AS THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING VICTIM and 1000s of people went nuts on her…forcing her to delete her twitter…but not before some pervert downloaded all her nudes…that pervert wasn’t me…I’m the pervert who re-uploaded them to this site to make a story out of her attention seeking behavior…because I guess she didn’t have a dad…and now we call all wait for the sex tape….because she’s pretty much a porn bitch and taking dick would be in line with her hustle…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:NSFW|SomeSkankInMI|stepNEWS
2013
01
Nov
Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Jonathan Leder of the Day
If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body…
She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me…
Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle…
This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
31
Oct
Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple on the Runway of the Day
Candice Swanepoel showed nipple on the Runway in Brazil during fashion week..because she’s a fashion model…not just a puppet created and used by Victoria’s Secret even though everything she’s ever done has been for Victoria’s Secret…making me think this is either her doing something for Victoria’s Secret, like a stunt to get in the media…or maybe for a company owned by VS, because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense…but what does make sense is the nipple, as everyone knows you can’t have fashion without nipple…it’s all part of the industry…at least the only part of the industry I feel not gay knowing about…
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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW
2013
31
Oct
Chanelle Hayes Titty Model Tis of the Day
When you are a big titty Glamour model from the UK who no one would know existed unless you had big titties you were willing to show off…this is kinda what you do…you get topless and let people underpay you to take pics of you topless…in efforts to leverage that into making more money after everyone knows your name and dudes get committed to wanting to fuck you.
It’s a far better strategy than working at a diner or even a stripclub hoping a prince will walk in and save you…because once you’re tits are published…they are worth more and appeal to people with money who are too busy making money to find girls on their own…but prefer the third party stamp of approval on the shit…it’s a status thing…like a Rolls Royce only far more broken down…
Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW
2013
29
Oct
Lauren Hastings Titties for Jason Lee Perry of the Day
I am Facebook friends with photographer Jason Lee Perry, so I’ve seen a lot of his pics over the years…
I am also Facebook friends with Lauren Hastings, and I have been for a very very long time, we’ve had a bunch of what were probably creepy conversations, but have never actually met in person, which is probably one of life’s great tragedies, because based on these topless pics of her, I would totally try to get her pregnant…and spend the rest of my life with her…
I think our love affair started back in 2007 when Lauren was just an LA girl doing the occasional commercial modelling job, who had her clothes stolen by Lohan, something I would totally do, if it was dirty…preferably panties, back when Lohan was just starting out with her stealing shit from people…and
It started from being ignored by her then, to being ignored by her now, we’re here…she’s worked the scene proper, has far more followers and relevance even though she’s older and I believe she’s gonna seriously, finally, hit big…and I support that because girls who ignore me turn me on the most, especially when I can stare at their titties…
She’s hot enough to pull it off, and I like staring at her hipster nudes…now I just need to figure out how to make her love me…
Here’s their lovely shoot that I want to get pregnant…
Posted in:Lauren Hastings|NSFW
2013
29
Oct
Very NSFW Adrien Broner Sex Tape of the Day
You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life…
The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird.
The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements…
He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo….
Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here…
Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.
Posted in:Adrien Broner|NSFW