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2013
18
Oct
Samantha Gradoville Naked for Fashion of the Day
Samantha Gradoville is some model, and here she is getting naked for Vogue Germany, that may not be a porn mag, at least not in Germany, because it doesn’t involve people gagging and choking on piles of feces while wearing latex and being hung from the rafters with giant metal hooks….or whatever it is those ex-Nazi, aryan freaks do to get off sexually in their demented sex club life…but she’s still naked, and that’s porn enough for me…because this girl is getting paid to show the world her tits, call it high fashion or art, but it has the same outcome as paying a more desperate girl to get naked for anything else…it’s just a scale of how bad your addiction is, and more importantly, what your addiction is, is it fame, or is it meth…because ultimately, they are doing it for something, and in the end who cares, cuz we still get to see them tits…
Posted in:NSFW|Samantha Gradoville
2013
18
Oct
Eliza Sys in “Stalker” by Paolo Santambrogio for S Magazine of the Day
I have never heard of Eliza Sys, but I just fell in love with these pictures of her and was forced to google her, so that I get into her before she gets famous, cuz looking at her naked for fashion, I know that I am in love, or at least totally into seeing more of her naked, ideally every morning I wake up until learning that hot naked girls are just as horrible and annoying…demanding and evil as the ugly naked girls you sell your soul to…
I mean this up on some hotter than Video Vixen Emily Ratajkowski shit…someone get this girl more work so I can stare at her more often in pictures…because leaving my house and computer is scary…
This girl is perfect…
2013
16
Oct
Amy Hood Naked for Purple by Stacey Mark of the Day
Amy Hood is some up and coming actress or model who you have probably never heard of and she’s rocking’ out in Purple magazine totally naked with a beautiful and luxurious bush, something I am a huge fan of, because bush is the accessory all vagina needs….but that is slowly going extinct thanks to laser hair removal thanks to the fucking pharma industry making hair bitches feel insecure about their hairy assholes…hairy assholes I’d like to eat…
2013
15
Oct
Iggy Azalea Flashes her Nipple of the Day
Iggy Azalea may be known for her big black ass even though she’s a white girl…an ass that she uses hard to get black guys to support her music like she was Miley Cyrus…well apparently she’s got nipples that she uses to get attention too and I guess there ain’t nothing wrong with that…even if her tits are shit…
Posted in:Iggy Azalea|NSFW
2013
14
Oct
Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day
If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…
Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW
2013
14
Oct
Joanna Krupa is Topless of the Day
I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me…
I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it…
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW
2013
11
Oct
Sky Ferreira Titties for her Album Cover of the Day
It’s always fun posting shitty tits of people who used to be your internet friend, back when they were sucking up to you…hoping for exposure, before landing a record deal and getting all the exposure needed…from being arrested to being a train wreck LA rich girl…to being some fashion forward musical icon who I think sucks…but mainly out of bitterness that she left me behind on her rise to the fucking top…which was really the middle…but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it’s that these are her tits…for her new album cover…and they are not very 20 something looking…but they are still tits…how high concept and artistic…bullshit.
Posted in:NSFW|Sky Ferreira
2013
11
Oct
Eniko Mihalik Bush for LUI of the Day
If I could have sex with a magazine without it being weird, or painful, it would be LUI magazine, not that I buy magazines, or know where to buy magazines out of France, but because they take really awesome nude pics of models who have been nude before…but are nude again…and when their is hipster fashion bush involved…I can’t help but be sold on it..
Her name is Eniko Mihalik…and she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…but on her sideline work…she gets totally fucking naked…which makes her an actual angel…and not the kind of Angel Victoria’s secret has been lying to us about all these years…
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW
2013
10
Oct
Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day
Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house…
She’s not hot, but I still approve of her..
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Posted in:Luisa Zissman|NSFW
2013
09
Oct
Pornstar Skin Diamond Shot by Terry Richardson of the Day
I don’t even know who Skin Diamond is but apparently I follow her on Instagram and she’s represented by a porn agency some of my friends are represented by…so I guess it’s safe to say she too is a pornstar…but maybe I am just basing that on her dirty sounding name….Skin Diamond…I don’t even know what the fuck that is, but it sounds like a nice way to name your genital wart, or really any growth…because diamonds are elegant…and lovely…
I mean if she is in fact a pornstar, these pics won’t really interest you because you can just google her and find her getting slammed and broken apart by massive porn cock….I’d do the work for you, but I prefer napping.
Posted in:NSFW|Skin Diamond