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2013
09
Oct
Emily O’Hara is Today’s Page 3 Tits of the Day
Here is some useless Glamour model…named Emily O’Hara….who gets topless so I guess she’s not all that useless because being a Glamour model is a real job…even if it is a low level job that requires only one real talent…showing your big old tits…even if you don’t have a hot face…because tits are all you fucking need to get this job done…and I hate on the low level modelling that this is…but at the same time it tricks simple minded chicks, who probably wouldn’t have been getting topless in the first place, to re-think their life goals, leading to getting topless, because it’s a hell of a lot better than working the cash at the grocery store, or whatever Emily O’Hara was doing pre-getting topless in Page 3…and really what it all comes down to is simple….TITTIES!!!
Posted in:Emily O’Hara|NSFW
2013
08
Oct
The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy
This is the most offensive, yet amazing video you will probably ever see.
I didn’t want to post it, but couldn’t help but post it, it like sucked me in and made me do it in all the amazingness….because let’s face it…it’s next fucking level….in all fucking ways…
Who is this mystery woman…how did this happen…why did they film it…was it a joke by the doctors who love shit like this….so many questions from a video that says more than we really ever needed….
Posted in:NSFW
2013
08
Oct
Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day
I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted….
This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….
2013
08
Oct
Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for LUI Magazine of the Day
Edita Vilkeviciute is another Lithuanian model…who has walked a ton of fashion shows…and been part of a ton of campaigns…including for companies like Victoria’s Secret…but who I prefer to see out of her bra…which is something she’s very capable of doing and something she has done in the past…because she’s the kind of model who understands the importance of getting naked for fashion…because fashion is about clothes and the only artistic way to present those clothes is by taking them off…at least that’s what I assume the first photographer to get her naked told her..to trick her into being a nude model…who gets paid more than nude models…and who is respected more than nude models…because she walks for real brands and is surrounded by luxury…
I posted the VIDEO OF THIS SHOOT the other day…and here are the pics…and she’s awesome….or at least her tits are….
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW
2013
04
Oct
Miley’s Big Nipples Now With More Exposure of the Day
Some nice man decided to play with the exposure of the NOW INFAMOUS Miley pics , something I couldn’t be bothered doing, but appreciate someone who really wants a better sense of her massive nipples, at least massive in proportion to the rest of her, I mean that thing is practically the size of her dumb inbred looking face….on a breast that is shaped very tribal African from National Geographic, only scaled the fuck down…
Don’t get me wrong, I’m just making observations here, and I am a huge fan of the calculated play Miley has jumped in on, because everyone is talking, the haters are hating, the media’s going nuts, and in a totally desensitized world, where people at home have seen pretty much some of the most vile shit on the internet everyday, there are really only a few ways to stand out…and I guess this is one of them…and thank god for that…
I know whatever she is doing may not be for the better good of man, but it’s pretty fucking good and pretty funny that it is the more important news that happened this week…and I am a fan….
If you don’t like that here’s Hulk Hogan spoofing Wrecking Ball
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW
2013
04
Oct
Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day
Edita Vilkeviciute may have a crazy fucking name…but she’s a hot model who does naked shit with her huge tits and like every girl I fuck a name doesn’t matter because I just call her darling, sweetheart, baby, or Fuck Slut…you know because that way they are easier to remember….
This is a video from some magazine called LUI that gets girls naked ….and if you don’t believe me here are pics of some Léa Seydoux chick naked in the magazine and it’s pretty alright…she’s a french actress and I like her….
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|Léa Seydoux|NSFW
2013
03
Oct
Pam Anderson’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day
I guess Halloween is right around the corner and this is some zombie tits to prep everyone and get us in the dead fucking sex appeal spirit of a soulless creature who doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old, even though her hepatitis liver constantly reminds her…that it is giving the fuck out and that she’s got no one but her rancid whore pussy to blame…
She was all the rage in 1995…that was a long fucking time ago…and now she’s on a beach topless, cuz when your tits are this big, fake and plastic, you don’t need a shirt, because technically they aren’t tits anymore…they are just weird skin covered things that no one really wants to see…except maybe a few of you who haven’t let go of the past…and who she reminds of a better time when the world seemed to have so much opportunity…before failing hard…
Either way, she’s topless, pretending she doesn’t want pics taken, but topless, pretty much proving she wants pics taken, and I figure we should give any dying person something to make their final days a little better…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:NSFW|Pam Anderson
2013
03
Oct
Esme Bianco Topless Photoshoot of the Day
I don’t watch Game of Thrones, because Sci-Fi Fantasy is just weird to me. I mean life is ridiculous enough that we don’t need to create alternative worlds to really get by…even if no one likes you, fairies and dragons, even when marketed as mainstream, shouldn’t make that shit better….
But apparently, there is a babe on the show. Her name is Esme Bianco, I’ve posted her FULL FRONTAL before….
Hot tits…
Posted in:Esme Bianco|NSFW
2013
02
Oct
Sherlyn Chopra Cucumber Fetish of the Day
A few months ago Sherlyn Chopra, who is apparently some Bollywood Indian star trying to get famous, posted these pics of herself topless, and fucking a cucumber on twitter, because either she’s awesome at sexting, a serious freak like most Indians, like Dev Patel….or she’s just into getting attention and followers and noticed in some bullshit scandals…and I’d like to say I know anything about her, but the truth is, I am just doing Indian content to try to get famous in Indian, because I hear celebrities there have tigers, gold everything, and many many dotted women….and because I like her work that I have seen…in the form of this amazingness…
Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra
2013
01
Oct
Iggy Azalea’s Tits of the Day
[PICS REMOVED BY THE PAPARAZZI FOR HATING ME ]
I think it is safe to say, Iggy Azalea, female rapper who pretends she was a poor ex stripper from Australia because it makes a good story, a better story than “I moved to LA to become famous and this act seemed to work”…probably because she banged a lot of black dudes in the industry..is crying for attention…asking everyone to look at her…but it’s is even safer to say she’s better off showing her fat ass, because it’s a hell of a lot better than this tits and face…seriously…distract us from this truth…I feel like she’s Tilda Swinton’s daughter…but that would mean Tilda Swinton has a uterus and that’s scarier than these pics…
TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE
Posted in:Iggy Azalea|NSFW