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Archive for the NSFW Category

2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Arce Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some model who was shot by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine…and he posted some of the outttakes…I have never heard of her, but I do know she’s got huge tits, and an inny vagina, which is pretty rare, and I guess now so do you, because you’re looking at the same fucking pics as I am, since I just posted them…and there’s no way you’re reading this…right….

I did some research, she’s a Playboy model, knows the importance of getting naked to get ahead, and now has been shot by the world’s top Fashion photographer, making her better than the other playboy models who just don’t matter…she’s’ figured out how to transition from soft core cheap nudity to more luxurious nudity…while other girls just end up in porn.

It’s all about @missalyssaarce …she’s going places…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|NSFW

2013

30

Sep

Some Glamour Models and their 2014 Calendar Pics of the Day

I’ve never heard of Melissa Debling, Stacey Poole or Chanelle Hayes, at least not that I know of, but I have probably seen their tits, which would explain why they remain nameless, or why I don’t waste any space in my brain remember who the fuck these nobody whores are…

I hate Glamour models and the whole Glamour model movement. I think they are a waste of fucking space and just misguided strippers who are over exposed, over celebrated and who have egos and think they are important, when they aren’t….

No, I haven’t been broken hearted by a Galmour model, and a Glamour model hasn’t turned me down for sex…that’s not where this comes from…you see I just don’t beleve these average at best girls deserve the attention even if they have big titties and take a decent cheesy as fuck picture…I think that they should be giving lap dances instead…

But I guess on the flip side of strippers turned famous twats, there’s Walmart worker inspired for a better life, but not into stripping cuz that’s for whores, turned Glamour model, cuz it’s ok to be naked in a photo studio and it always leads to soccer playing rich Boyfriends…

But they are still nearly hot enough to call themselves a model…or get any of the perks of being a model…but instead they do…and here they are modelling for their 2014 Calendars because their white trash fans still buy Calendars for their blue collar jobs and trailer park homes, since smart phone and computers require knowing how to read to operate…

Enjoy.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

27

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Nipples for Balmain of the Day

It’s Paris Fashion Week…and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who you may know from Transformers, or more importantly, for being the one who showed Megan Fox she’s a talentless hack, and who I know as one of the hottest models who gets naked for fashion, and who bald guys know as the beacon of hope that they will one day find a Rosie of their own when they are rich, famous and jacked enough….

Well she’s showing off some new trend that showcases her nipples, something I can’t wait to see off the runway and in the local mall…because the internet has made us all whores…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2013

27

Sep

Topless Protestors of the Day

It’s Paris Fashion week, and with that comes protestors who jump on stage and get topless to endorse or draw attention to some idiotic cause that I have no choice but to laugh at because clearly they are misguided idiots, but love, because tits do get noticed, even on lesbian activists, and I figure if you’re gonna cause a scene do it without your clothes on…especially when sitting at a table next to me at restaurant while you complain about your steak….

Here’s the video…

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2013

27

Sep

Naked Models Playing Soccer of the Day

For those of you don’t know, the Twins who sued Facebook for stealing their idea and who made 600,000,000 dollars because of it, have gone onto start a high quality porn magazine that’s not marketed as a porn mag, but that is more on the fashion and art tip, because advertisers like that, but more importantly, hot aspiring models are more willing to get naked for that…

The rumor is that they only started the magazine cuz they are rich as fuck and it allows them to throw huge parties and fuck hot girls…and I figure if you’re rich as fuck, you might as well do something like this, because in the process we all get to experience a bit of the fun…

THis Glam shot was done by Ben Watts, he’s the main photographer at Victoria’s Secret, and more importantly, I think you can see labia…

Treats magazine is our friend.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

26

Sep

Irina Shayk is Naked Enough for Fashion of the DAy

Irina Shayk is a great reminder that buying a mail order bride can be an amazing thing if you strike lucky with one of the hot ones, which you usually do, since Russia has a whole lot of really good looking girls with no soul looking for a better life, trying to escape, who don’t have the means to be a next top model and who haven’t been abducted by the human trafficking industry to work on fucking on cam sites….not that girls really have a choice in that…but Irina Shayk must have, because she chose the right dude to be a beard for, and look at her now, getting naked for fashion, like a real model, after being in countless bikini campaigns, including SI Swimsuit…rather than getting naked for perverts like us in a different, more interactive setting, where we can ask her to pee for us…on command…and if she doesn’t…her handler will make sure she doesn’t say no again…

Russia..is a magical place…with a magical people…and Irina Shayk is just one of them….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|NSFW

2013

26

Sep

Melissa Clarke Naked for Bizarre UK of the Day

I don’t know what it is about the UK, but they breed trashy girls who are willing to get topless, and I am totally into that, I mean without it, I’d probably never get laid, or see tits, so celebrating these strippers for being anything but strippers, or more than just strippers, makes more and more of them take off their clothes…it is a solid scam…

This one is named Melissa Clarke, she’s a page 3 girl, she’s not all that exciting, but this shoot for Bizarre is kinda fun, and we like topless girls having fun…it’s kinda my thing…

Posted in:Melissa Clarke|NSFW

2013

23

Sep

Monica Bellucci See Through On Set of the Day

If you ask any Italian guy who he thinks the hottest woman is…he will likely say Monica Bellucci, because she’s their flagship Italian pussy…I mean that or “My none’s spaghetti sauce”…because that’s just how Italians think while taking construction bribes from politicians, running drugs, watching soccer, and wearing really skimpy bathing suit bottoms in public, cuz bro, it’s european style bro…

I think she’s old, fat, but her big tits are not removed due to breast cancer yet, and she’s on set showing off her nipples all wet like it was the 90s…like my Italian brothers, I got no real complaints when it comes to this…

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Posted in:Monica Bellucci|NSFW

2013

23

Sep

Some New Emilty Ratajkowski Topless from CR of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was in some naked orgy for fashion and I posted the pics a month ago HERE ….

THese two pics came out recently, and they have been emailed to me at least 4 times, which is a lot for me, since the only email I ever get is SPAM…because SPAM and Nigerian Kings are my only friends…

And everyone is asking the same question…how did Emrata get so famous, and are these her real tits…

I mean everyone talks about this girl now….and she hasn’t done anything but get naked…that is almost insane…if she didn’t look so good naked…

I don’t know if these are her real tits but I wouldn’t mind inspecting them with my mouth to determine whether they were…

She’s lovely as fuck and her hustle is on point, aspiring fame whores…take notes cuz this babe did it right….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

23

Sep

Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik Nude for Vogue France of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik are a couple of models you may or may not have heard of…but who you would notice if you were in the same room as them…not because of their stunning beauty but because they would be a solid head taller than everyone else in the room…which is always the creepy thing about models…that people always forget when jerking off to pics of models…is that they are usually big and wide and look skinny, but are the kind of girl you’d want to have put you on her shoulders at a concert or any event so you can see the fucking crowd…

That said, these babes are naked for fashion not porn, and there’s a huge difference in being naked for porn and naked for fashion, and we all know that nudity, although fun to look at, is not a big deal, and is not as hot as seeing it getting cummed all over, and even if we want to see the nipple to tit ratio of every girl we’ve met or seen, doesn’t mean we get excited by nipple, I mean we aren’t Muslim or in the 1800s anymore…we are a little too desensitized for that shit…

The only thing that makes me laugh in all this is that I can’t land an advertiser for posting this because they call me porn, while it’s straight from the pages of Vogue, that makes tens of millions of dollars in advertising from the same pictures I’ve stolen from them…where is the justice…who knows…but here are the model tits…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW