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Archive for the NSFW Category
2013
12
Sep
Chrissy Teigen Titty for Twitter of the Day
This picture makes me laugh, because Chrissy Teigen has been trying so fucking hard to be famous for the last few years. From being engaged to some Grammy winning musician, to scamming her way onto the pages of SI, to hustling twitter harder than an attention seeking tween…but nothing’s really worked out for her…she’s still just the Wifey only a handful of people give a fuck about…and a few other people stare at when pics come along….
So she’s taken a page out of the Emily Ratajkowski’s hustle, because it worked for Emily Ratajkowski, because Emily Ratajkowski has a bit of fucking vision and substance and figured out the formula early on…not to mention she’s hotter, not a bottom feeder and consistent in her delivery…you know doing things she liked doing, not scared to be naked, and boom she’s gone viral…
Something Chrissy Teigen obviously thinks is can bull off and that maybe it will change things for her…but the fact is..no one really fucking cares…she should just get knocked up and gold dig like she’s supposed to.
Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW
2013
11
Sep
Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day
Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.
Posted in:Danica Thrall|NSFW
2013
10
Sep
Helen Flanagan’s Big Titty Pic of the Day
Helen Flanagan has finally made it…she started at the bottom on a syndicated soap opera from the UK that plays in all kinds of countries…now she’s here…topless in a fucking photo like some low level Glamour model, because that’s what she’s turned herself into…I guess at her age being cast on a TV show was living out her mom’s dreams, when all she wanted to do was show off her tits…they are big and get more likes on social media…
The whole thing makes no sense to me, but it’s the state of the world, like this is what young people find important…fucking making moves or a difference..I mean fuck being on TV, that shit’s dull…it’s all about titties on the internet…weird but not weird enough for me cuz I love this titty shit..it’s better than not seeing a bitch topless.
Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW
2013
10
Sep
Sky Ferreira Weird Nudes of the Day
Sky Ferreira is some rich kid brat who’s parents were friends with Michael Jackson or some shit…
She was thirsty for a long time, and even used to be my friend on twitter and Facebook, because I have this awesome site everyone reads…but then one day her family connections and Katy Perry got a record deal, propelling her from underage hipster in the LA hipster party, to some fashion muse with shitty music magazines wanted to talk about, and all of a sudden, silence…I never heard from her again…
I guess internet friendships aren’t real…
I hate to learn the hard way…
Here’s Sky showing what could be nipple, but what could also be a drawing of nipple, in some fucking artistic nude weirdness, that I’m posting for old times, back when she made me feel like I mattered in her life…when in reality all she was doing was looking’ for followers…
These are probably the hardest nudes you’ll masturbate to, if you find her hot enough to challenge yourself to masturbate to….which I am sure to some of you won’t be a challenge because you masturbate to way weirder shit…
Posted in:NSFW|Sky Ferreira
2013
10
Sep
Faith Picozzi Naked for Lotus Josephine of the Day
I used to fuck with Faith Picozzi on the internet, but not in a traditional sense of “Fuck With”…but in a new generation “fuck with”…because I’m old as fuck, but the girls I try to have sex with or at least eat out by feeding them false promises are not…so I gotta get down with their slang…by fuck with Faith Picozzi I mean I flirt with her with random bullshit about having faith…and wanting faith…and needing faith as long as it is a hot enough nude model making moves…by getting naked…I am a fan.
Posted in:Faith Picozzi|NSFW
2013
06
Sep
A Couple Glamour Model TIts of the Day
This Alice Goodwin chick’s tits are getting a lot of love lately…because they are big…and accepted into the UK Glamour Model escort agency…paving the way for VIP access to all the best parties in the UK….and landing low level celebrity, rich dude, soccer player cock looking for some trophy wife to really prove to the world that they’ve won at life…because when you’re an egotistical asshole…girls don’t really matter unless they look good enough to make your haters jealous…it’s the foundation of all success…but for some reason, I’d never commit to a hooker like this, I’m more into just using them as hookers behind closed doors…but not everyone is as classy as DrunkenStepfather.
Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW
2013
06
Sep
Some Chick Named Mika Lovely Hipster Nudity of the Day
Mika Lovely is some Model Mayhem chick from Miami trying to get noticed in the fashion world…who has a site of her own and an instagram and twitter I am sure she’s working as hard as she can..in hopes of one day being an actual model…and on her quest…she gets naked…shows some pubic bone…that is shaved…and is ultimately…pretty fucking awesome…even if she’s like so many other girls…just trying to make it as an in front of the camera babe…
Posted in:Mika Lovely|NSFW
2013
05
Sep
Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day
Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world….
I don’t mind staring at the cast’s mom pussies getting flashed, probably intentionally, because everything these bitches do is calculated, even getting a rich husband in the first place…they are pros…
Especially when they are rocking’ bush, because unlike the general public, I love bush…it’s natures pussy decoration that everyone has gone and assaulted…killing off the CRABS from the STD top 10 list, making shit obsolete….
I love that hipsters rock bush, and models rock bush, cuz there’s something seriously sexual about it if it is done right…
Now, I don’t know if Brandi Glanville is bush right, I just get amped when I see any bush.. I do know I love the contrast of her crackhead veins to her rich whore mom-pussy…..
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Posted in:Brandi Glanville|NSFW
2013
05
Sep
Emily Ratajkowski and Karlie Kloss Whoring Out for Fashion of the Day
Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year…
I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot…
Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it…
Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski….
I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Karlie Kloss|NSFW
2013
05
Sep
Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day
Carre Otis is my favorite kind of anorexic model…not because she’s 44, but because she developed three holes in her heart during her stint as a model in her younger years…because she was that committed to being skinny as fuck for fashion…which may not be the healthiest approach to life, but it’s sure as fuck better than being fat…
She is a beacon of hope, that the good days of skinny models, I mean even fit models like the Victoria’s Secret girls, will one day come back…despite what all the fast food companies selling product to mainstream bitches want…cuz if the idea that hot bitches must be skinny comes back, their billion dollar empires risk losing out on sales…which is why I think they invented Kate Upton in the same lab they make the pink slime in…and pushed her into the idea of hot to a nation…so that 40 lbs of extra fast food fat becomes socially acceptable….
So here’s some Carre Otis tits for Flaunt magazine…reminding us what was…
Posted in:Carre Otis|NSFW