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Archive for the NSFW Category

2013

22

Aug

Some Chick Named Yaya Kosikova Nude Modeling of the Day

Yaya Kosikova is some Slovakian bitch I’ve never heard of but assume is a retired webcam model because that’s how it works in the Eastern European world…they abduct the young babes, threaten to kill off their families, teach them how to pee on command on camera, and if they become real popular, they sell them to modelling agency in AMerica, where they end up in SI or Victoria’s Secret…and sometimes along the way they do nudes for fashion…I guess this is sometime along the way for Yaya Kosikova…a naked implant model bitch just trying to get ahead in a way far more fun to look at than college….

Posted in:NSFW|Yaya Kosikova

2013

21

Aug

Lara Bingle’s Tits on Set of the Day

Who the fuck is Lara Bingle….and why is her name sound like something stuck my asshole hair…

Well it turns out she’s some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid, who is launching a bathing suit line that she’s shooting on the beach….despite being built like someone you’d think was launching a Food truck…or donut shop…

But more importantly, it turns out she’s flashing them titties…because like all girls…they love showing off their tits…you just have to get them in the right setting because “they are just tits” you know…

Ultimately, who cares…

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Posted in:Lara Bingle|NSFW

2013

16

Aug

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news…

The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

15

Aug

Zippora Seven Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Zippora Seven is some model who has been around for a long enough time that I recognize her crazy hippie name…

She’s from New Zealand, I have posted her NUDE BEFORE ….including other pics from THIS PHOTOSHOOT …because I like her…and like the fact that she even caused a scandal back when she was 16 (it’s legal in Canada) and posed nude for some fashion magazine…because girls who are always nude are far more fun to hang with than girls who are never nude…because girls who are never nude make it hard for you to trip and fall and accidentally stick your dick inside…right?

Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven

2013

15

Aug

Naked Tribal Wives Wrestling of the Day

This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle.

Some people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic.

It’s not porno, it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

14

Aug

Lady Gaga Naked for V Magazine of the Day

We get it Gaga…you’re dropping a new album…but seeing her naked makes me feel like THIS GUY ON THE SCOOTER …or even THIS GUY

She’s not hot, in fact she’s disgusting. Her act is played out, bullshit and annoying. She’s just a puppet for ugly people and the execs who make money off her….and as much as I am into artistic expression through nudity, even if the artistic expression is solid bully shit and just fantasy of a empty bitch pretending to be an artist..or have meaning…

She grosses me the fuck out….

Here is her shoot for V she wants everyone talking about, because everyone forgot about her the last few months, because that’s just how our attention span works….if you’re not screaming for attention, you don’t fucking exist…so here’s the screaming…that’s not quite as intense as HER SCREAMIN IN HER NUDE KICKSTARTER VIDEO …for her crazy meditation center she’s too cheap to bankroll, but totally into getting naked for, cuz it got the blogs talking…Useless maybe, ugly definitely, but ultimately, who cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2013

14

Aug

Russia has the Best Speed Limit Signs of the Day

If all traffic signs looked like this, I would probably pee on them more than I already do…and by pee I mean stick my tongue on them like in the winter just to see if it gets stuck…preferable in their traffic sign vagina…I mean I’d totally want to smash into them…with my dick….which conveniently has been compared to a car accident where the whole family dies more than once…

I like Russia’s strategy to slow people down…this is like Human Trafficking applied to actual traffic, rather than webcam masturabtion prisons….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

14

Aug

Nude Models for Bambi Magazine of the day

Juan Carlos Verona is some photographer who shot these two models named Alice and Mariana for some magazine called BAMBI MAGAZINE …and they are showing their tits…because it’s a better gig getting topless for some random ass magazine, than working at the discount grocery store handing out tampon samples…

Makin’ moves, naked for fashion, maybe one day they’ll be famous, but for now they are putting in work, work I can appreciate, cuz it comes with nipples I can stare at.

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|stepFASHION

2013

13

Aug

Cara Delevingne Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW

2013

12

Aug

Judge Marilyn Milian Topless in the Caribbean of the Day

I was emailed a long time about about this People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian chick…who is 52 and who has clearly bought herself some implants with her People’s Court money…all European on the beach with her titties hanging out….despite being thick…but still kinda erotic for daytime television fetishists everywhere..but forgot to post the pics…

Now they are doing the rounds and all I gotta say is thank god she’s not Judge Wapner….

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Posted in:Judge Marilyn Milian|NSFW