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Archive for the NSFW Category

2013

02

Aug

Isabella Lindblom Hot Nude Pics of the Day

This Isabella Lindblom bitch has been modeling for a long fucking time, like so many hundreds or thousands of decent looking girls who are 5 foot 7 or taller, who think they have some sort of edge that the fashion industry will pick up on, as they do low level shoots for free for anyone willing to take a pic of them, in hopes of it opening some doors, you know build that portfolio to a place where people will actually pay them, so they can live the good glam life of getting paid millions to pose in shitty sweatshop made clothes…you know livin’ the fucking dream cuz they are tall and skinny and can…

Well, I guess she’s still not household, so she’s still out there showing her nipple hoping to get noticed, and being the good guy I am, I figure I’d notice, cuz nipples are fun…especially when they come with such desperation.

Posted in:Isabella Lindblom|NSFW

2013

01

Aug

Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy

Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too.

Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip.

The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Wilde

2013

31

Jul

Eniko Mihalik Hot Titty Photoshoot of the Day

This is an outtake from Numero February 2012 that was too good to ignore..because nipples…in wet dresses…for fashion…is pretty fucking erotic…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2013

31

Jul

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

Her name is Angelica and she’s tonight’s late night booty call…straight from my drunken spank bank of love I call the internet…a place where I can find Russian babes who are trained dancers to masturbate to when I come home empty handed after a night of drinking and talking to toothless women I don’t really want to have sex with, because I’d rather stare at pics of this international, mail order, babe….looking amazing…

Angelica, I choose you….even though you choose random dudes to have sex with and random babes to lick your asshole…I still think we’ve got something special going on…

To See More Of This Model and to Send Her Sexy Messages CLICK HERE

Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

30

Jul

This Week in Page 3 of the Day

Here are some tits from the last week or so from PAGE 3. These tits are provided by Sam Cooke, Rosie Jones, Emily O’Hara, Kym Graham, Rhian Sugden…none of whom actually matter, if anything they just remind us that so many girls are willing to show their tits for exposure, and that Page 3 has no real discrepancy as to whether they have to be good looking or not, because if they are topless they’re faces just don’t matter….and if they are topless, they still don’t matter…just don’t tell the random girls looking on, we want them to think getting topless leads to a great life, it’s easier to get them topless that way..

Posted in:NSFW|Page 3

2013

30

Jul

Late Night Booty Call of the Day


Mia is some American made 20 year old who is fucking amazing…whether she’s just posing or fucking. She’s fit, she’s bendy, she takes loads inside her, cuz that’s where loads are supposed to be taken…She’s got a great ass, hot little bush, and she’s fucking bendy…

It may be the booze talking, it is 4 in the fucking moring…and it may be the being horny from looking at so many short shorts tonight…and it may be cuz my fat wife is taking up 90 percent of my bed…but I am going to say one thing…I think I’m in love with MIA

Here are some of her pics…for tonight’s late night booty call…

To see more of Mia and Send Her a Private Message CLICK HERE

Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

30

Jul

KeyLimePie is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

With a name like KEYLIMEPIE , how could you really go wrong. I mean naming herself that to being with was a fucking win, not only is it a refreshing southern desert, all tasty…but it also makes me hungry to get up in her pie…

She’s American, she’s bisexual, she’s got a bald vag and b-cup titties…she works the webcams over at DSFcams.com and she’s turned on by hands, hair and a beautiful mind, giving at least some of you some hope. Her expertise is fucking with your head, but i’m pretty sure, you can fuck with her right back…or at least masturbate to her.

I’m a fan and that’s why she’s today’s winner!


CLICK HERE TO SEE HER GOING WILD IN VIDEO WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND GARDEN TOOLS….WTF? So Good….

She’s amazing…ridiculous but amazing….

To Visit DSFCams CLICK HERE
To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams|NSFW

2013

29

Jul

Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day

Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love….

To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE
To see more of her CLICK HERE

Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

26

Jul

Some No Name Model Bitch Named Janell Shirtcliff Topless of the Day

Janell Shirtcliff is some no name bitch, who doesn’t really matter, but who is trying her best to get herself out there, trying so hard she’s taking nude pics with photographers that I guess she hopes will get her some reach…even though her real hope should be trying to find a way to make her titties the same size, you know even them out so that when she decides to have pictures of her taken topless for free, you know to add to her portfolio, the next time, it will be more substantial.

I’d still fuck her…but remember…I’d fuck a farm animal of a bitch if it was consenting, hell I even married one.

Here are the pics…she’s pretty decent…and she isn’t fat…I should try to flirt with her on the internet….with promises of fame….

Posted in:Janell Shirtcliff|NSFW

2013

25

Jul

Nicole Neal Hairy for Page 3 of the Day

I don’t know what they were thinking over at PAGE 3, the UK daily newspaper’s porn section, because every newspaper needs tits, cuz tits get hits…and really make the news more interesting to read.

Not to mention, Page 3 tits are really the reason the whole Glamour Model movement exists. It gave the everyday big titty sluts something to aspire to be, you know to be topless in the newspaper, cuz once you get in the newspaper, you’ve officially made it. Everyone knows that. Especially big titty sluts.

But you’d think they would have taken the time to photoshop out her body hair…sure it is blonde, but is fucking everywhere, and it is freaking me out, she’s like a fuzzy fucking animal and it’s making me uncomfortable…

Sure she’s otherwise awesome to look at, one of those Glamour models you don’t hate and understand why she’s in this game…but that ass cheek hair, standing on it’s end, shows a serious lack of maintenance…and I am someone who loves bush…just not when it’s creating a weird layer over a bitch in her entirety.

Weird.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW