Archive for the NSFW Category
2013
25
Jul
Taryn Manning Titties for TV of the Day
There was a time, not that long ago, when Taryn Manning was my internet homie. Where we shared glorious internet time together….
It was before she booked this Orange is the New Black, female prison rape show that I’ve never seen, but that people are loving, because people are all fucking drones and do what they are told. A show that may or may not make her a bigger deal, you know her big break.
It was back when she was in transition…between jobs…and I guess bored enough to hang on Social Media, you know before she got too famous to give me any attention.
I’ve seen it before with some many second or third string famous people, all awesome in the beginning, but when they finally hit something good, they disappear.
I guess it’s true what they say, there is no loyalty on social media with people you’ve never met…and that internet love affairs are not real….but fantasy…
Either way, here’s the last message she sent me…back in September 2010…I have no idea what it was in reference to or why she blocked me but I am sure it was cuz I was being awesome and hilarious and she was taking herself too seriously, as they often do…
Tayrn, if you’re out there, I hope we can learn to love again…
Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning
2013
25
Jul
Anthony Weiner Wiener Pics and the Ass Who Exposed Them of the Day
I don’t care about dick pics, whether they are my own, a celebrities, a politicians, or just filling up the phones of girls I meet in bars and make show me the dick pics in their phone to see how slutty they are, cuz every girl has at least one dick in her phone.
But I do care about sexting, whether it is a silly scandal involving people of interest, or whether it is just some slutty college girl, cuz everyone is doing it, it’s the whole basis of the internet and smart phones. It is why social media works, we are all self taught pornographers, we have all done this, and it is the only hope I have for society…
If dick pics aren’t your thing, here’s the ass of the girl he was sexting, if I was a politician, I’d do better, hell I’m not a politician and I do better.
Her name is Sydney Elaine Leathers, and she takes shitty selfies. Her pose is all wrong, and those high waisted panties, seriously? are you in your 40s bitch?
I guess on the internet things live forever.
Posted in:Anthony Weiner|NSFW
2013
23
Jul
WWE Diva Brie Bella Nip Slip of the Day
I don’t watch wrestling. I never have. It was always too gay for me. Even when they threw trashy pussy into the mix to make the man on man cuddling, you know faking fights to rub up against each other…half naked…less gay, I had no interest…I mean sure I’d fuck any of these stripper looking bitches, even Chyna, but just because I want to jerk off her dick clit and not feel gay about it…
Well, it turns out with shitty implants comes numb nipples, and with numb nipples comes nipple slips bitch has no idea is happening.
Her name is Brie Bella, she’s not a stripper like she should be, but she might as well is one now.
Posted in:Brie Bella|NSFW
2013
23
Jul
Kimora Lee Simmons Topless on a Yacht of the Day
Korean / Black Gold Miner…which to those of you who don’t know is a professional Gold Digger, the kind of girl who goes for the real payload, and who invests all she has into prospecting, we’re talking any heavy machinery possible, because digging is for amateurs, this bitch required heavy machinery…
She was a fashion model at 15 in the late 80s, because she’s 6 food tall…
She was Russell Simmons’ bitch when she was 17. Which is illegal if you’re not a multi millionaire 35 year old black dude at the time.
They were married when she was 23 and divorced at 31…which was a perfect amount of time to amass a hefty monthly child support payment, alimony payment, and half of the 140,000,000 dollar Baby Phat / Phat Farm empire….
It all worked out pretty well for her, and here she is at 38, living the fucking life, topless on a yacht, a life that only happened because she was 6 foot tall…which when you think about it, is fucking crazy.
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Posted in:Kimora Lee Simmons|NSFW
2013
19
Jul
Some Naked Throwback Emily Ratajkowski of the Day
Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl I appreciate.
She’s hot, she gets naked, or at least she used to on her quest to be household, and she’s on the verge of blowing the fuck up, and being household….
I predict she’ll be in SI this year, I mean no that that’s saying much, if Kate Upton can do it, I guess so can barn animals…not that Emily Ratajkowski is a barn animal…just my spirit animal…
Part of me wants her to not quite make it, so the nudes keep coming and the desperation gives me hope in having sex with her, but she will, even though fame iss probably a horrible place, but the money is good, and the line-ups and potential rockstar, athlete, actor boyfriends to have kids with are ample…which I guess is what all hot models want to use their talents for….when I prefer when they use their talents like this…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
19
Jul
AustinMorgan is the DSFcam Girl of the Day
AustinMorgan is some 25 year old babe from the US who has a bald vagina and DDD tits….She’s into Anal..and that’s all that matters to me…she’s tall, she’s skinny, and she’s making a living being hot as fuck on cam for our pleasure…and that’s why she’s the DSFcams Girls of the Day…that and cuz she’s perfect…
To See Her Acting NSFW Naughty CLICK HERE
To Go Directly to her DSFcam girl Page CLICK HERE
2013
18
Jul
Gabby Hoffman’s Full Frontal in Crystal Fairy of the Day
Her name is Gabby Hoffman and she’s disgusting…I mean don’t really understand how she gets in movies to begin with, not that she’s really known, but she does have an IMDB and one of her movies is aptly named HAIRY BIRD….
She is up on that Lena Dunham disgusting but gets naked kick, and the only saving grace she really has is that she’s got a bush, because I am a bush enthusiast, unfortunately, her bush is done all fucking wrong and is not one glorious enough to want to cum on, but rather one I fear…like getting up in that would be worse than some jungle fucking safari tour, and keep me in mind, I am a firm believer in bush, I want to protest bikini waxing studios…because I feel we lost our way when they started popping up…you know it was the beginning of the end for mankind…
Either way, if you’re wondering how Gabby Hoffman happened…her parents were well connected…and she’s got shitty tits…
Posted in:Gabby Hoffman|NSFW
2013
18
Jul
Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless Shoot of the Day
Rosie Huntington-Whitely started from the bottom now she’s here…and by the bottom I mean doing pretty much the exact same thing, like her life has come full circle, from topless model for fashion to topless model for fashion…stopping along the way to date some bald action star that gave bald dudes hope…to showing the world how irrelevant Megan Fox and acting is, that any old, or young, or hot topless model can do it just as fucking good…not that I’ve seen transformers, I generally avoid that virgin loser nerd shit…it makes me feel uncomfortable with all the virginity and social awkwardness that comes with it…but staring at Rosie Tits…doesn’t…in fact, I love this shit.
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To see pics of her modelling bikinis FOLLOW THIS LINK
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2013
17
Jul
Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day
Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties.
Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…
2013
17
Jul
Allovinduo is the DSFCams Girl of the Day
Here’s an all American couple, because DSFCam girls of the day can be couples who fuck on camera, provided at least one of them is a girl, cuz let’s face it, solo shows are ok, but the hardcore ones are much more exciting…because if you’re like me, convincing your neighbors to let you watch them fuck, usually ends horribly…especially when the convincing happens after they catch you in their bedroom hiding…
Either way, that’s the beauty of the cam world and part of why I got involved in CAMS with our very own DSFCams.com site…cuz I am a voyeur, and this shit is porn to me…
To See Her and her man in some naked action…. CLICK HERE
Or go directly to her page CLICK HERE