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2013
12
Jul
Laura Prepon Titties from Some Netflix Show of the Day
Apparently there is a Netflix original series that has decided to cast Laura Prepon, the tits from That 70s Show, that haven’t worked since That 70s show, that we would have been a lot more fun to stare at a decade ago, but that are still tits on TV, or on websites that have figured out a way to become TV for 7 dollars a month…
I don’t have netflix, I have never seen the shit, it’s about women’s prison, and as of now, I’ve seen the good parts..and I guess so have you.
Posted in:Laura Prepon|NSFW
2013
11
Jul
Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day
Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters…
She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age…
This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart….
None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.
Posted in:Helena Christensen|NSFW
2013
10
Jul
Nimue Smit for Exit of the Day
Nimue Smit is a Dutch fashion model with a silly name, as most Dutch fashion models do…
She’s 21 and she’s naked in something called EXIT, that I am going to assume is a magazine, and not a reference point of her asshole…because everyone knows, especially models who don’t eat very much, that the asshole is the best form of birth control while sleeping your way to the top, it avoids condoms that are uncomfortable, and pills that fuck with your hormones that could make you gain 10 pounds you can’t afford to gain cuz your career depends on it…
You know since period repression through starvation is not ass full proof as anal..
Either way, I’ve never heard of her, she’s naked for fashion and lovely, so now I have…
Posted in:Nimue Smit|NSFW
2013
09
Jul
Lucy Collett Big Boobs for NUTS of the Day
This just in…Lucy Collett has big tits…and she’s pretending to take selfies of them in some photoshoot for a Lad Mag that doesn’t really need to be doing any commentary on the whole selfie shit, but rather just focus on what’s important, and what her worth and value is, and that’s her monster tits…tits I would like to travel on, they just look that comfortable…much better than the lumpy pillow I found on moving day in the dumpster that smells like a mix between Fabreze and Death….
Here are some pics.
Posted in:Lucy Collett|NSFW
2013
08
Jul
Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day
I have posted some of these pics a few months ago ….but today, I found more…and since I am in love with Cora Keegan, despite forgetting that I was in love with Cora Keegan, and needing these pics to remind me that I am in love with Cora Keegan, because there are just so many babes out there, so little time to keep track of them unless they are knocking down my door throwing their vaginas at me, something I am surprised Cora Keegan isn’t doing for me, because of how badly I want to have unprotected sex with her, even though she’s a model and probably the kind of girl the average man would want to use a condom with, as their lives are full of unprotected sex with guys in bands, but dirty girls turn me on, and condoms just get in the way of love and by love I mean me trying to impregnateher, because she’s just that lovely!! You know, make it for life.
I’m a fan.
Posted in:Cora Keegan|NSFW
2013
08
Jul
Amii Grove Topless for Page 3 of the Day
Amii Grove is some Page 3 topless model for The Sun, because news without tits is not news worth knowing and as far as I am concerned that is the most valuable lesson we can learn from the UK…who despite popular belief are the reason we live here the way we live here. I know the thought of such pasty skinned, greasy hair, dainty fucks with bad teeth having any influence over the American dream is confusing, but remember that you won, but not fully, because let’s face it, we don’t have titties in our news papers…
Like all topless models, this Amii Grove is nothing special in terms of looks, although something special in how she spells her stripper name, that’s two I’s people, and she’s something special in terms of career choices, she worked hard to be the July 8th Page 3 tits, and if this is her low level dream coming true, we owe it to her to stare…
Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW
2013
04
Jul
Holly Peers for Page 3 of the Day
She’s not from America…in fact she is from the place you broke free from and the whole reason you have today off, if you have a job, which I doubt…
As far as I’m concerned, her tits, despite being from enemy territory, represent all that is right in the Free World…and what better way to celebrate Independence Day, than staring at them…I mean sure you could always be at the beach, or pool looking at real tits, but you’re too socially awkward for that, so take these ones in….they are worth it…
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
02
Jul
The Helen Flanagan Bikini Fail I Call a Win of the Day
Helen Flanagan is a UK Soap Star turned Glamour Model…and the people at NUTS, being TITTY Obessed journalists, have published a couple of pics of what they are saying are her first full tit exposed pics, but based on the direction of her career, from Soap Star to Glamour Model…the only logical step for her would be to go from Glamour Model to Pornstar…
I don’t really know what she’s doing and I’m not complaining, because I like busty young girls topless as much as the next guy, especially when they were once on TV, but normally they only end up topless because they need to pay rent, you know cuz all has failed. They are not getting topless because they just want to be topless, because that being on TV has nothing on being topless in magazines…and despite the whole thing being awesome, it is totally fucking weird and makes no sense…
I’ll still stare at the pics, cuz I am not her career councillor, but I should be at a local high school cuz my advice would always look a lot like this…or stripping…or cam girl..cuz it’s all about making money as easily as possible…
The fact remains that I never heard of her when she was on TV, but I have now that she’s doing this, so maybe she’s got it all figured out, and I like the way she’s doing it.
Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW
2013
02
Jul
Aimee Garcia for Dexter’s Season 8 Episode 1 of the Day
I don’t watch Dexter, I know it’s all the fucking rage, people are naming their kids and their dogs after the show, but I’m just not into commitment that lasts 8 seasons…or more…that I tune into week after week…it seems like a scam, maybe even a trap designed to prevent me from living my own life, but rather to keep me inside my house, numb to all the corruption the government is pulling off…
So I’ve never heard of Aimee Garcia, but apparently, the Dexter fans are fucking excited that she’s finally got naked…like a non nude teen model from the late 90s, finally showing her pussy, after years off being a member of her site, it’s happened…and unfortunately it was badly lit and uneventful…but it still fucking happened…
I will say, that I appreciate that TV is going down the sleazy route, the 90s made me think I’d never get my own show, because anything I’d right would involve at least one interracial midget sex scene with real sex to make it more authentic…and by the looks of cable..it looks like they may beat me to it…which is okay, I’m too lazy for success and riches.
Posted in:Aimee Garcia|NSFW
2013
02
Jul
Topless Tribute to Lindsay Lohan for Her Birthday of the Day
If you’re like me, you probably forgot Lindsay Lohan existed.
Which is too bad, because for the longest time I was her biggest fan, I would leave her creepy voicemails and post them to YOUTUBE….and I even became her text message buddy, that lead to me spending a night in her hotel room once, drinking her Vodka and eating her sweet potato fries while she danced to her album that never got released…but then she officially fell off…turned 25 and it all ended…leading to nonsense stories of Rehab and court dates, that made the damage less fun, more repetitive, and if anything just a disappointment…
I like when girls are fucking messes, especially rich girls, it is fun and inspiring, it’s office “I Don’t Give a Fuck, I’m Too Broken”…but unless they take ownership of it…it gets boring fast..and they disappear…even to those of us who really loved her fucking tits..
Well she’s 27 now, old as fuck, this is the year for her to die like she was Cobain, even if to most of us she’s already dead.
I have hope…that there is another round for this one….and if there isn’t, at least we have her amazing tits to remember her by….
Happy Birthday Lohan. This is your year.
If you’re wondering what has happened to her – I am going to assume she’s gone off and had a baby and we have the exclusive footage right here…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW