Archive for the NSFW Category
2013
01
Jul
Natalie Morris Topless Modelling of the Day
This Girl is amazing…and I am not just saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits…ok maybe I am saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits in these pics of some fashion magazine…because as you know titties fro fashion is porn to me…
I like to think there is more to this love affair than just tits…you know that it is far less superficial and more along the lines that we are connected at the soul. You know the shit love songs are written about…like a romance novel, not a hardcore porn…
Her name is Natalie Morris…she’s from Portland, she lives in LA, she has representation in Miami and San Francisco too, she loves language, culture and I’m hoping my penis….but I guess we’ll only find out when she starts getting my poetry delivered to her by messenger pigeon…
Either way, she’s hot, she’s going places, and I will probably never have sex with her, which is okay, cuz after these pictures, I already have, in my mind, and it was lovely and very passionate..
Posted in:Natalie Morris|NSFW
2013
01
Jul
Glamour Model Rosie Jones Topless at 18 of the Day
Rosie Jones is 23…so looking at “Leaked” or recently released throwback titty pics of her at 18, when she was officially allowed to finally show her tits in exchange for very low level fame and a possible soccer playing baby daddy retirement plan…and so much has changed…I mean look how she is built and poses the exact fucking same as she does now…because she’s a natural and it just comes easy to her? Maybe. But I’m thinking it has more to do with her job being a fucking joke and all it required was a good set of tits, something she’s got…now look at em..
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
28
Jun
Holly Peers is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day
Holly Peers is today’s Newspaper tits that make the news far easier to jerk off to, unless you’re weird and find Nelson Mandela dying, Gay Marriage Laws being Passed, Football players going to jain and all the other fun stuff worth jerking off to…but I prefer stripper tits.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
28
Jun
Some 1977 Centerfolds of the Day
If you read the site, you will know a few things. The first is that I am an advocate for BUSH. It is actually a cause I hold dear to my heard and I feel the need to lobby the government as if it was OIL or Tobacco laws, because the death of bush has been one of the catalysts to the fall of society..
I’m the kind of guy who feels like the hormones in the food, the obesity crisis, and even global warming could all be curved if girls just stopped being like Kim Kardashian and hitting the waxing or laser shops, places I am going to target in my protest.
I like the eroticism of the 70s. Girls were less trashy, tits were more real, and one thing I love, is the public hair that was there to tickle my fucking throat….
So why not look at 1977 naked chicks to start the day….shit works for me.
Partially because these babes are probably all dead, or almost dead, making them all the hotter…cuz their nudes are timeless, they live on forever…
Posted in:NSFW
2013
27
Jun
India Reynolds Topless for Page 3 of the Day
The most interesting thing about newspapers in the UK, is that they do topless spreads with Glamour models, that pretty much paved the way for “Lad Mags”…but more importantly, that made these topless sluts, who would otherwise be hookers, escorts, bartenders, or strippers…like this India Reynolds character, who even comes with her very own stripper name….which is substantially more interesting than the news…at least that’s what they want us to think so they can distract with titties so that we don’t question laws they break and make as we get more and more tracked and repressed all while telling ourselves we’re free…Oh right, tits…look at them…before they end up marrying a soccer player and have his soccer babies…never to be seen or heard of again…but no one will notice…because she will be replaced with new tits…and circle of big titty model life remains unbroken. Fascinating.
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
26
Jun
Vanessa Lawrens Topless for FHM of the Day
Vanessa Lawrens is some dude named Mario Balotelli’s wife or fiancé and she’s naked or at least topless in FHM France…because that’s what quality nude models with fake tits who seduce athletes because it is a good retirement plan do…
I’m into it, I just wouldn’t be if I was a pro Athlete, I mean why bother marrying these gutter opportunist wallet fucking gold digging hookers who have probably banged hundreds of dudes before you to get the same outcome they are getting with you…They are at their prime now, fuck em and leave em, cuz you know they’ll let you fuck anything you want as they try to seduce you, and so many girls out there probably want the same thing milk it, never give in…make a reality show out of it….I mean quality wife material isn’t in magazines showing their tits…random sluts you fuck cuz you can are…so that’s what should be going down…not that I care, I’ve never heard of Vanessa Lawrens or her soccer husband, but I have seen their tits.
Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Lawrens
2013
26
Jun
Lacey Banghard is Topless for NUTS of the Day
I may not know much about this Lacey Banghard bitch, but I know one thing, the only thing that really matters, and that is that being topless is kinda all she does…it is her one trick…and luckily for her, that trick pays the fucking bills, seduces rich men, and allows people to focus on what is important, rather than having to charm people with her personality or intelligence, those things just get in the way of objectification through staring at tits…
Now I don’t think she’s all that great, but her tits are big, she looks like a stripper, and she’s stripping, which I guess makes her good enough, and that’s all we really need in life…good enough…
The people with the lowest expectations are always the happiest…
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Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2013
25
Jun
Nina Agdal Pretty Naked and Wet in a See Thru Photoshoot of the Day
I am not a real fan of Nina Agdal, I do think she was robbed the SI cover in favor of milking Kate Upton like the cow she is for another year, because of her popularity….
I find she looks retarded, and despite having a fit enough body, her face just doesn’t do it for me…
I still posted a story about Nina Agdal and her DUMPY Looking ASS yesterday … that was calling her out for being a typical model hooker, groupie-ing on Adam Levine…which in turn makes her typical, obvious and even tarnished…
Not because I don’t think Adam Levine deserves hot pussy, he’s rich, famous, on TV, and fucking models is what popstars do…but because I expect a model who is famous in her own right to have better gold digging strategy…
Well, these pics are some pretty major pics I can only assume happened before she got famous cock and model-celebrity. Because all models do nudes to get to a level where we know them….
You can pretty much see bush, titty and ass…which for a model who claims she’ll never do anything pornographic…is pretty pornographic…making her look the best she’s ever looked. I mean barely retarded…this is huge.
Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW
2013
25
Jun
Tanning Mom Topless of the Day
Tanning Mom is just another pile of shit human who happened to get famous for being a low level, horrible parent, that I guess the tabloids got a hard on for, and exploited her enough to make her a known personality for a solid minute…a minute that she’s still trying to make last as long as fucking possible because here she is topless on the beach in staged pictures that should have never happened, but aren’t the first time they happened, cuz there comes a point in every pigs life where they pull whatever tricks they can to keep their celebrity alive…low fucking level..but be happy it isn’t a sex tape, even though I am not happy it is not a sex tape, because a sex tape starring this monster, would be fucking amazing to watch…
It is safe to say, based on these pics, that a sex tape is not too far from actually happening…it’s just the natural, progression of a bottom feeder, and I am very eager to see her loose fitting stomach jiggle while it fucks.
Fingers crossed.
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Posted in:NSFW|Tanning Mom
2013
24
Jun
Kelly Cunningham is Still Nude and Bushy in Purple of the Day
[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE
She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…
Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.
A long time ago, I POSTED PICS OF KELLY CUNNINGHAM NUDE FOR PURPLE ….
She has an IMDB page and that makes her matter…but more importantly, she has a bush, and that makes her actually matter, at least to me, because as cute as a bald pussy can be, there’s something about rubbing your hair, teeth, penis through a girl’s pubic hair that is way more erotic, especially when it comes to cumming, cuz cumming on the carpet, just looks better and is less slippery than cumin on the marble floor, not to mention the carpet has less ingrown hair scabs that look like herpes.
Not that it matters, the bush fight, is one I am going to lose, because the media is too powerful and girls everywhere think it is gross, cuz thinking it is gross sells fucking product…product I should protest if I wasn’t so lazy.
[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE
She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…
Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.
Posted in:Kelly Cunningham|NSFW