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Archive for the NSFW Category

2013

24

Jun

The Kate Upton Topless Pics of the Day

I am not convinced that these pictures of Kate Upton uncensored are actually Kate Upton’s tits, but rather some weird perverts low quality photoshop skills, because if it looks real it might as well be real…

I am pretty sure she had pasties on in the making of this photoshoot, and that they just want us to think that she was topless, you know since her tits are all that matter about her…as the rest of her body is a pile of sloppiness..

I am not convinced that these pics of Kate Upton uncensored are real, because I would expect her nipples to either aim for the ground a lot more aggressively, even 2 years ago when this was shot…or look more like a cow udder.

The good news is, I’ll post it anyway….

The fact that topless pics of her are so hard to come across, is just further proof that she’s not a real model. Real models have all been topless, and you can google them to see their nipples, but Kate Upton, she’s just more of a non nude BBW / BBQ fetish…horrible…

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2013

24

Jun

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous…..

But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were…

Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

Posted in:NSFW|Whitney Port

2013

24

Jun

Farrah Abraham New Tits Topless on the Beach of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that I really endorse this Farrah Abraham and her move into porn.

It’s not just because I had the EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING

It’s much bigger than that….

It’s like she represents all the is wrong in the world, while doing things the way I want her to be doing things…

I mean sure, she’s annoying, she’s a total entitled cunt, even though she’s nothing but a porn chick. She’s got shitty implants, even with her new ones…but she squirts…on camera…for the promise of more fame…like she’s Kim Kardashian, only not Kim Kardashian…cuz Kim Kardashian played the sex tape as a scandal, where she was the victim, while this one is posing topless on the beach in staged shoots, attending porn conventions, all while pretending to not be a pornstar, when all she’s really done to date that matters, other than being a responsible teen with her pussy, is porn…

I mean she’ll never be a big deal, she’ll never be hot, but bitch squirts and that’s some magical shit, when it happens in a porn with a pornstar as she pretends it’s not porn.

Celebrity Sex Tapes, for the promise of Fame and Fortune, to those who don’t matter anymore, or never did, is porn to me…and I guess it is porn to everyone, including the porn companies who produce it…and Farrah, love her or hate her, is owning this shit, and doing it right…even if it’s obvious, played out, there’s still nudity and I love it…


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW

2013

21

Jun

Danielle Sharp’s Awesome Topless Pics for Some Magazine of the Day

What the fuck……this is amazing..

Danielle Sharp is some busty glamour model with big light colored nipples, and she is posing for some website topless, because that’s what Glamour models do, I mean that’s the whole basis of their daddy issues…

I am just impressed because I can practically see her fucking pussy hair follicles…you know after waxing that shit for her photoshoot….while normally they photoshop that shit….but I guess they are slowly taking her to a place that involves exposed pussy….you know cuz she’s already 90 percent there.

But unfortunately, this story will end like so many Glamour models before her…with a soccer playing husband…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2013

20

Jun

India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day


India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast…


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2013

20

Jun

Anja Konstrantinova Titties for Fashion of the Day

Anja Konstantinova is a Russian born Australian model, who unlike other models, is not a 6 foot tall monster of a woman, but who instead 5 foot 4, but who has still been in Vogue and other magazines…and has still walked the runway…making me think I don’t really give a fuck about how tall a bitch is, as long I get to see her titties for whatever reason, whether it is Fashion, to pay the rent, even in exchange for drugs, because ultimately, their tits are the gateway to their pussy, their pussy the gateway to their asshole, and it all works out in a glorious way…because that’s what really matters…I mean that’s why bitches with no legs still get fucked…

Either way, Hi Anja, Let’s date.

Posted in:Anja Konstantinova|NSFW

2013

19

Jun

Helen Flanagan Titty Flash of the Day


Helen Flanagan, Soap Opera Star turned Glamour model, because her daddy issues were just that fucking intense, is pulling her tit out of a bathing suit, and I don’t know when this picture was taken, I just know it happened, and I support her insane career move, to basically throw away a career, in efforts to celebrate her tits in pics…I mean a totally illogical move, like a lawyer babe deciding to work the bikini car wash, but a move I’m willing to support, because it leads to great things, like sex tapes…you know thanks to already being comfortable in front of the camera..

This Helen Flanagan has a lot of potential…at least based on this picture of her…..

I think all girls should pull their tits out in protest…on their social media…so I can masturbate to them…I think I am going to try to start that movement…and while I do that…stare at this tit..

Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW

2013

19

Jun

Celeste Bonin aka Kaitlyn Nip Slip on WWE Raw of the Day

I don’t watch wrestling, I don’t understand why people watch wrestling, so I don’t know if this Celeste Bonin who is also known as Kaitlyn from wrestling chick having a tit slip is from Monday’s night Raw, or if it is older, I just know I am posting it because I like tits, even on butch chicks thrown into the mix to make an otherwise homoerotic show, less homoerotic, so middle AMerica, the only people watching the shit, can jerk off to it without doubting their Christian foundation….and sexuality…

I mean, I guess if you really think about it, a fit bitch, built like a tank, could be a lot of fun to get beat the fuck up by, I mean, I’d probably ride a boner through the whole thing, even if I don’t find her hot in anyway…I’d just be into it for the experience…

Here’s her tit slip…

Posted in:Celeste Bonin|NSFW

2013

19

Jun

Farrah Abraham’s Uncensored New Implants Surgery of the Day

I am into Farrah Abraham and not just because I get to watch her fuck, take facials and squirt in her AMAZING SEX TAPE …oh right…that’s the only reason I am into Farrah Abraham….because before the sex tape, I had no idea who she was, reminding girls everywhere, if you get yourself on TV for idiotic reasons, then get fake tits, and turn to porn, because you’re broken to begin with, you will get the adoration of men everywhere, or at least from me, cuz I like when the natural slut comes out in people….

Here are her uncensored implant pics that INTOUCH circulated because INTOUCH is smut in denial…

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW

2013

17

Jun

Kelly Brook Sloppy and Topless in a Bikini of the Day


I guess Kelly Brook isn’t 20 anymore, cuz her natural DDs are starting to look like they are a featured article in National Geographic, that I would still probably try to jerk off to because I am in a public library bathroom and there’s few options thanks to all the porn sites being blocked….

I mean she’s up on some 40 year old Kate Upton looking doughy ass shit, that I’m glad is topless on the beach, but that would be far more erotic in spanx spilling out of a tight dress, reminding me of some of her hotter nude pics.

Looking at this makes me wonder if her abortion to extend her career was worth it, I figure the best years are behind her and maybe, it was a sign from her uterus to give up, cuz by the looks of her, it seems like her hormones decided to give her a mom body without the whole being a mom thing, which is probably harder to stomach, cuz a mom body when you’re a mom is overruled by being a mom, and the joy that brings a woman…you know focus on them instead of you.

Either way, whatever this is, or whatever the motivation is, I’m happy she’s comfortable in her skin, since her skin is what made her who she is, I just think she probably shouldn’t be.

The beaches of Cancun have seen better days….


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