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2013
10
Aug
Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes from Lovelace of the Day
I love vintage porn because it has a certain level of eroticism rather than just gratuitous throat fucking, like the porn of today, because we as a people have lost our filter and are incapable of getting off to anything that isn’t graphic starring seriously damaged girls…but vintage porn, that shit paved the way for this shit, and most importantly, has rocking’ bush and I love bush, the hairier the fucking better.
I also love Amanda Seyfried playing Lindsay Lohan playing Linda Lovelace from Deep Throat….because I love Amanda Seyfried in all her non-Disney shit movies…because she’s got great tits and is down to be naked…sure she’s boring as fuck for the paparazzi, but she when she’s getting paid, she fucking brings it…
Here are some of the sex scenes from Lovelace, including a horrible anal scene, that if happened today, her vagina would be dripping and not taking a post rape shower…
Good times…
If you’re bored I suggest you compare this nude scene with these nude scenes:
Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons…and/or Amanda Seyfried in Chloe
This is so hot to me that I need to cool me down…
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|NSFW
2013
10
Aug
Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day
I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you…
Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits…
Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet
Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far…
That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them.
I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before …
To See The Rest of the TOpless Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW
2013
09
Aug
Leilani Dowding TOpless Beach Photoshoot of the Day
These are probabily very old topless pics of Leilani Dowding, but she’s been doing the paparazzi rounds again, rocking her bikini a decade later, and I figure why not give her the attention she want then and still wants now because even with going topless on the beach for the paparazzi, no one gave a fuck, no one gave her a reality show, no one really bothered with her or even remembered who she fucking was until the paparazzi started fucking with her again, but I’ll still stare at her tits, even if they are old pics, cuz I got nothing better to do, and has been who never was desperation then, is still as good to look at now, which unfortunately for us, isn’t even all that good….I like desperation then leads to hardcore porn now…
TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Leilani Dowding|NSFW
2013
08
Aug
Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day
Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.
Posted in:Mellisa Clarke|NSFW
2013
07
Aug
Sasha Grey Not Naked Enough for Rolling Stone of the Day
A pornstar who is no longer a pornstar but rather a nothing…posing half naked like it’s meant to be erotic or shocking…when I can just google her throat fucking scenes…because I don’t buy into the whole Sasha Grey is a genius artist shit…but rather see her for the bottom feeding slut she is….is hardly exciting….at least not to me…because I hate pornstars, they are dirty and everyday girls fucking like pornstars, who have had far less dick, are way more appealing…
The only interesting thing with this shoot is that Rolling Stone is a porn mag in other countries, which is nice to see, because maybe one day I’ll land their million dollar ad campaigns since I literally post the same content as them…
I assume some of you are fans of this bitch, so here are those pics…
Posted in:NSFW|Sasha Grey
2013
06
Aug
Chris Cornell’s Wife Topless on the Beach of the Day
Chris Cornell is some singer from some band you’re probably really into called Soundgarden cuz you are stuck in the 90s because that was the last time you got laid…you’ve fallen off pro, peaked in high school, and that’s ok, because so did this bitch, I mean seriously if I was in a shitty band, the topless bitch I was married to would not look like this pile of slippy shit….but i’ll still post the pics…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Chris Cornell|NSFW
2013
06
Aug
Elena Satine Naked in Magic City of the Day
I’ve never seen the show Magic City, apparently it’s about Miami in the late 50s, a time when Miami was probably just as Cuban, which is probably why they made the show, knowing that Cubans would watch it obsessively…
I’ve never heard Elena Satine, but I am quickly become a fan of her work, all naked and dressed like Marilyn, someone get this chick an Oscar, I believe her struggle…and the depth of her character…and by depth of her character…I mean her bra size…
I’m always down for an aspiring actor to pay her rent and aspire the naked way…it’s better than working a strip club and who knows, maybe she’ll get famous for her tits, I mean this is a far better strategy than fucking execs as some call girl or some shit, unless of course she’s only here from fucking execs…and who cares if she is, we’re all fucking hookers….it’s human nature…what matters is her nude scene.
Posted in:Elena Satine|NSFW
2013
05
Aug
Sydney Leathers Nude Clips of the Day
In people who really don’t matter but matter news…Sydney Leathers, the girl who sexted Anthony Weiner, only to expose his dick in efforts to ruin him, like a little self-serving vindictive bitch, who happens to not have the tits, or ass, or even face and body to really deserve to be sexted in the first place….
You know the kind of girl who would really sext anyone horny and desperate enough to pay attention and sext back, just to make her feel desirable…to give her a taste of being a hot girl without actually being a hot girl…something that happens to ugly girls all the time, cuz guys are perverts and we will tell anyone anything to get the spread asshole shot as we’re jerking off…even if we’re actually disgusted by them…
Well, she’s got some sort of nude clips available at VIVID.com …which in itself is fucking awesome, because girls who get nude to next level their already low level careers make me happy.
So it’s clear that she decided to expose the Weiner for her own personal gain, not because she felt the people needed to know he’s still a pervert, but because she could leverage her own name, in a “You only got one shot” don’t miss it move…
No one likes a girl who exposes anyone, we call them rats, and in this case she looks like a lot rat…all pointy faced….a rat who has taken the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Route , only unlike Farrah Abraham, no one actually cares…because Farrah is hotter and funnier and more relevant, which in itself is a pretty depressing thought….But as a pervert, who wants to see everyone naked, I prefer the this opportunist route to suicide…
I’ll watch any babe, even if she’s not anywhere near a babe, bang out on camera…Here’s what VIVID.com put out.
This is a flash in a pan kind of person who no one will remember in 5 minutes…but at least you’ve seen her tits…and I think it’s pretty amazing, even if it is textbook. Good Hustle..
I still think Weiner only fucked with her because he figured he was doing her a favor, being ugly and all. A make a wish foundation that he would have thought she would have been appreciative of. Thinkin’ to himself, she’s ugly, she’d never expose me, no one would believe her, she’d be too ashamed to show her ugly face, the media will chew her up, only to learn that ugly girls usually don’t think they are ugly and usually do more damage than the babes…lesson learned.
TO GET HER EXCLUSIVE CLIPS CLICK HERE
Posted in:NSFW|Sydney Leathers
2013
05
Aug
Tiiu Kuik is Some Nude Model of the Day
Tiiu Kuik is an Estonian fashion model who was discovered at 13 by some pervert in the supermakret…where she was soon after deported to japan…like all good 13 year old models who have parents who love them and don’t want to extort them do….you know totally not human trafficked for Japanese perverts at all.
She’s 26 now, she’s done huge campaigns, she’s represented CoverGirl, and she’s naked in this photoshoot, because when you’re a model, getting naked isn’t considered a scandal…it’s considered art not porn…I dig that…
2013
02
Aug
Lindsay Lohan Naked in The Canyons of the Day
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star.
I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits…
She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies.
I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done.
The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well.
The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship…
She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here.
I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan….
Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious.
Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it.
Here are the clips…apparently they are pretty gay.
Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts.
If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement.
1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery
2- add cottage cheese to it for texture,
3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray
4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons.its like you really there…..
Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW