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2013
15
Nov
I Like Mika Lovely of the Day
This Mika Lovely chick is some low level model out of Florida who I haven’t really bothered researching but who I assume will end up famous on instagram…if she isn’t already…and will end up working with top photographers looking for subjects who are intereting if she hasn’t already…and she will get naked in the process because she started at the bottom…with no agency…but the internet saved her…it changed her life like a lonely fat man who found a lonely fat women on a fat person dating site…only far hotter, sexier and more naked…
This Mika Lovely chick is going to be a new it girl…and before that happens..stare at her fashion vagina.
Posted in:Mika Lovely|NSFW
2013
15
Nov
Girls in Bed Being Romantic are the Babes of the Night
Here are Scarlet and Jayden remember all of us lonely perverts…drunk and hating the pussy we have available to us that life is better out there for some people..like the guys who get to bang Scarlet and Jayden …and Scarlet and Jayden get to bang each other…
Unlike my wife, and your wife…and even your masturbation had…they aren’t fat, miserable, old or nagging…you don’t hate everything about them…but rather they are lovely and playful and the idea of them comparing their vaginas…brings hope…that maybe this isn’t it…maybe there is more…maybe just maybe girls doing this…is to help us live another day…because more girls like Scarlet and Jayden will surface…and that’s better than suicide!
2013
14
Nov
Nina Agdal Keeps On Doing The Emily Ratajkowski of the Day
Here is the story…Last year, Nina Agdal was being pushed aggressively by her people to be the next cover girl for SI…so aggressively that I was convinced she was going to be the next cover girl…and I truly do not give a fuck about SI or the girls they feature…
However, SI had sales objectives to meet and I guess in that decided to go with the sure shot Kate Upton, who the world loves, even though she’s fat, because it would be a good press angle that she had more covers that some bitch in the 60s with fat tits…
Nina Agdal even fucked Adam Levine to help build her profile…something that tainted her for life…
I am sure, the SI team assured her that they were sorry, it was numbers and next year (as in this year) she had it in the bag…
Then Emily Ratajkowski happened….
And SI booked Emily to do their shoot, knowing she’d be on the cover, because she’s a bigger deal than Kate Upton….and Nina Agdal is reaching like a thirsty bitch…to get noticed…because maybe…just maybe…she will win cover…because she deserves it…after all the press hustle…and years of working with SI…even though she knows she won’t…
But in being a thirsty girl reaching…she’s been doing the Emily Ratajkowski and showing her nipples…something that a year ago…she pretty much said she’d never do…and I know one thing…I love a desperate girl…even if she looks semi-retarded…
I keep rooting for her, even if it’s a sad storyline…it’s better than still being in war torn Russia or working the cam sites…like the other girls from her home town…
Here are her nipples for some Danish magazine…like I said…she’s REACHING…hard.
Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW
2013
14
Nov
Tina is the Babe of the Night
Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing…
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2013
13
Nov
Nina Agdal Nipples on a Hot Photoshoot of the Day
I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down…
All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers…
Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…
Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW
2013
13
Nov
Chelsea is the Babe of the Night
Her name is CHELSEA and she’s lovely…magical…and naked…with a good set of American tits…that may or may be after-market…but that I am OK with because her lovely birdlike features…make me want her chew up her food to feed me…and by food I mean…I want her to sit on my face…yes…right on my face…until I can’t breathe and have to tap out…cuz this bad bitch..gets naked…has given me a taste and now I want to taste….
TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Via X-Art
2013
12
Nov
Loulou Robert is Good for Stylist France of the Day
Loulou Robert is a model…and being a model…she shows her tits…not for the first time in her career…. SHE’S BEEN TOPLESS IN TREATS
I mean to think that would be crazy…being a model and toplessness is like being a pornstar and anal. What you used to hold out on for your entire career to have the most impact…is now what you need to do on your first shoot to just get the job…both fantastic advances in popular culture that I can get behind..and inside…
Posted in:Loulou Robert|NSFW
2013
12
Nov
Clover is the Babe of the Night
Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too…
TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Via X-Art
2013
08
Nov
Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day
Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah…
I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…
Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Léa Seydoux|NSFW
2013
07
Nov
Scarlet is Babe of the Night of the Day
Scarlet must be smart…not because she’s wearing glasses…that logic always annoys me and seeing girls on social media in glasses calling themselves nerds just annoys me…it’s like girl…we know you’re an idiot and not a nerd and glasses aren’t going to change that…
Scarlet is smart because she’s getting naked on the internet in these amazingly shot Glamour Shots…because if she wasn’t getting naked in these pictures, that would be one of life’s great tragedies….wars would break out, natural disasters would strike, this is too perfect for it not to be happening…and she’s smart to be doing it….
I love Scarlet and everything she has to offer….
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