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2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

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I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chubby|Eva Longoria|Pantsless|Sloppy

2009

30

Sep

Lady Gaga Disgusting in Concert of the Day

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Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.

Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.

Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Concert|Disgusting|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Forgets Her Pants of the Day

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Her name is Daisy Lowe and she has a really fascinated story, if hearing about the hardships of useless rich kids is something you find fascinating. At 20, she is a model who dated such legendary figures like Samantha Ronson’s annoying musical brother, she spent the first 15 years of her life not knowing her dad was Gavin Rossdale from Bush and Gwen Stefani’s vagina fame and all that stress has made her forget her pants, unless this is supposed to be fashionable, which based on the racks at my local American Apparel, the Beyonce video and Lady Gaga, the general public is following their fuckin’ lead and walking around in what would looks like their one piece bathing suits and I figure even when it is on disgusting bitches, it’s still more entertaining than regular pants for a pervert like me because the more people adopt this trend, making it mainstream and luring the hot 9 to 5er girls to adopt the trend substantially improving walking down the street.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|Pantsless

2009

09

Jul

Alessandra Torresani Doesn’t Wear Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who this bitch is but her name sounds ethnic and like most immigrants she doesn’t know how to dress to fit in. I guess she just figured everyone in America dresses like Lady Gaga because all her songs are on the radio and people are constantly talking about her making her clearly the example to follow, which isn’t a bad thing, but next time, lets home a hot girl is the one doin’ it, because this bitch looks like shit.

Posted in:Alessandra Torresani|Pantsless

2009

19

May

Another Pantsless Performer of the Day

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So now that another artist is rockin’ the pantsless look like she was Lady Gaga only less transgendered or Beyonce in that video only less fat, black and obnoxious. She is from a band called The Sounds and I’ve never heard them, but I think it’s a good sign because it is only a matter of time before we start seeing this look on city buses, in parks, on the street and ideally in bars, because the barrier of entry on a fingerbang attack is practically non existant, thanks to not having pants to work around. I am ready for the good times.

Posted in:Pantsless|The Sounds

2009

21

Apr

Another Lady Gaga with No Pants on Post of the Day

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When I saw this set of pictures I thought to myself that I wasn’t going to post them, because it’s just another Lady Gaga without pants screaming “Everyone Look at Me” and I generally hate people who are like that, especially when they are ugly and not naked/making their vaginas talk, unless their was an ass shot. The last picture in the set, was an ass shot. This is the result. An unispired post that I had a debate with myself about posting. I guess Gaga like Lily Allen does inspire people to become gay, or in the very least question their sexuality, because if any other girl was wearing a leotard, there would be no internal dialog about whether or not to post it. Gaga, take your dick, and shove it in your ass, you faggot whore. I am convinced that she has a dick and if she doesn’t, she might as well have one, because I am a pretty straight dude and there’s no way I’d ever fuck with that, even with her money, fame and promises.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantsless|Pig

2009

09

Apr

Lady Gaga Takes Her Tranny Lovin’ Ass Out Without Pants of the Day

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Everyone knows Lady Gaga is ugly, including Lady Gaga. I feel like I wrote shit about her the last couple of days saying that the only reason she is popular is because she targets the gays and women and gays and women seem to be the only people who like ugly chicks because it makes them feel better looking, so in the event that I did, realize that I’ve been drunk for the last 4 days and everything is a bit of a blur.

I think I figured out why this pig doesn’t wear pants and it is because she is fat and like my wife, who is also fat, any non elastic waist band piece of clothing is the fuckin’ enemy, because they don’t make non elastic band waist clothing in her size, and that means having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a fuckin’ pig.

But I could be wrong and bitch is just trying to divert attention from her face, she’s like “LOOOK AT MY PUSSY, LOOK AT MY PUSSY, FORGET MY FACE….LOOK AT MY PUSSY”. Tranny loving whore.

Here are some pictures of her performing, every concert looks exactly the fucking same and shit bores me…but you may like it…if you’re black….cuz this ass is fat….

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

19

Jan

Lady Gaga in her Space Outfits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lady Gaga in her space age outfits that she thinks are so fucking fashionable, which makes sense, because with a face like that, the only explanation I am willing to accept is that she’s from another planet. They didn’t quite get it right when making her take on the human form, you know with the weak chin and inability to close her mouth. I am not much of a Science Fiction person, but I know you are, so maybe you should be jerking off to this post as she takes over the human race over the radio airwaves with horrible music.

Bonus – Here she is taking over the human race with her vagina….

Posted in:Astronaut|Lady Gaga|Martian|Pantsless

2009

14

Jan

Lady Gaga Forgot Her Pants Cuz She’s a Lil’ Baby….of the Day

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Lady Gaga was out without pants again. I guess it’s her new fashion statement or some shit because of all the hype she got from her stunt on Leno. Maybe she’s been doing this all along and I just didn’t notice because I don’t usually keep on top of Lady Gaga clothing choices since I find her ugly, or only started to bother recently because I have no fucking standards and her ass is pretty fat making it worth making fun of, or jerking off to, depending on your taste.

I met a girl with a crazy body at the bus station the other day. We didn’t actually meet, but her ass was ridiculous in a pair of spandex pants and white gogo boots. It was pretty clear that whatever it was that she did in life, it involved stripping and that she was probably in town to make some more money than she used to in her small town where she’s from. You know, a stripper with a hustle in her step and a crazy fucking body in her spandex. The problem was that like Lady Gaga her face looked like it was mutilated by an angry exboyfriend with a shovel, and despite that not mattering all too much in my enjoyment, I knew it would make all the difference in her attempt to climb the porn industry bed post. I knew that she was going to be the bottom feeder, underpaid and doing the dirtiest fucking scenes possible and I almost felt bad for her, until reminding myself that I should never feel bad for sluts, and should get in line to take advantage of them.

Either way, here’s Lady Gaga with no pants.

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Leotard|Panties|Pantsless

2008

26

Aug

Mary Kate Olsen Forgot Her Pants of the Day

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In the wake of Heath Ledger’s death in her apartment, that she was let off the hook for because murder is not a crime when you are rich, an executioner, a cop or a surgeon, Mary Kate Olsen left the house without any pants on. She’s some kind of leader of the hipster dumpy bitch movement that has put a damper on my checkin’ out girls during the day hobby. It seems like the time of wearing high heels, mini skirts and tight cleavage shirts to college is long gone, and a whole lot of girls have taken the oversized flannel home depot shirt that I sometimes wear because it cost 4 dollars at the Salvation Army and it gets cold in this fuckin’ place since I can’t afford heat, and it’s not hot. Sure it’s almost nice to think that under those pearl snaps lies a bare pussy, but the fact it belongs to an Olsen is pretty much a deal breaker and the only hope I have is that an immigrant somewhere misunderstands the new trend to not wear pants and leaves her house bare assed, because that is the only good that can come from this mess.

Posted in:Mary-Kate Olsen|Pantsless