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2012

07

Jun

Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model cuz people have decided her body is the perfect body to showcase their bikinis…and as a pervert who loves bikinis on all women…even fat women..I am not gonna argue that shit…cuz I’d be just as into it if it was on some pig of a woman…cuz it’s not like I have the opportunity to fuck either of these pussies, so I’m just in it for the entertainment factor…and this shit entertains…cuz it is half naked and covered in communist propoganda….

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2012

07

Jun

Jamie Lynn Spears has a Water Balloon Fight of the Day

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Jamie Lynn Spears ruined my teen pregnancy fetish I used to have because I think she inspired the MTV Show that made me hate teen pregnancy for the same reason I have always love teen pregnancy…their idiotic behavior that leads to idiots decisions that alter their idiotic life leaving them working idiotic jobs like white trash….where as this bitch on her sister’s bank roll can just go back to being a kid cuz she never has to work a day in her life…taking away have the desperation stuggle that turns me on about this shit. Horrible bitch ruining everything.

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2012

07

Jun

Janice Dickinson’s Hot Zombie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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With all this bath salts that isn’t actuall bath salts and I know this cuz I smoked some my wife got for Christmas and it didn’t make me want to eat her fleshy pussy, but that could be cuz zombies only like living things….shit….

This zombie craze has gone nuts…I mean even this Janice Dickinson, always up on the trends and fashionable, decided to bust out her inner zombie ass to show people she is still a leading in fashion….

Or maybe this is just what she looks like – unfortunate.


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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Uses Her Tits for Beach Bunny of the Day

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I once wrote in my last Kate Upton post a few hours ago:

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential

I’m glad she listened. I am so influential…

Sloppy pig of a woman isn’t too sloppy yet…so take it in…

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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

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When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should….

Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it.

Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sucking Popsicles in her Bikini of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord has peaked. I think the day a girl starts posing with popsicles for paparazzi she pays….it is time for her to replace that shit with a real dick….her time has almost come where sucking dick on camera is just what she does….and this mainstream career on shitty shows becomes being the top player in porn game….I mean she’s 90 percent of the way there…..and I can’t help but take note of it….


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2012

06

Jun

Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

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Arianny Celeste’s life is so full of fake tits on display it is insane….it is like she’s a stripper or some shit…oh right…she pretty much is….A vegas showgirl turned UFC ring girl to some….a fucking whore to me…trashy but richer than other whores….giving her the resources needed to keep her fake tits up to date with their latest fake tit technologies – because without fake tits are all she’s good for…

These were all posted the last 36 hours…Maybe I am bitter she doesn’t follow me back on Instagram…or answer my lovely messages I leave her….or maybe I hate celebrating tacky cunts.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

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I have done a post on MISS ANGOLA / MISS UNIVERSE 2011 / Leila Lopes’ Tits Before …..back when she won Miss Universe…not cuz I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic…that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are….especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important…their tits not their brains, you see cuz we aren’t zombies here….but sometimes I wish I was on bath salts that turn out to not be actual bath salts making me feel like an idiot for trying to smoke the floral scented bath salts I found in the bathroom because that kind of power is what I need behind me to enjoy sex with my wife…

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Posted in:Leila Lopes|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Brandi Glanville in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

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Brandi Glanville isn’t even a Real Housewife, despite being on a show called Real Housewife, that is a horrible half scripted show documenting a horrible high society social scene filled with some of the tackiest rich cunts in the community, because Brandi Glanville was dumped for LeAnn Rimes. but got on the show anyway, probably cuz the producers felt it came with much needed drama to tie into their shit…..you know cuz the bottom feeders are always the loudest….and now she’s out posing that mom body in a bathing suit to either compete with LeAnn Rimes, or cry for attention….cuz that’s the basic formula all girls need for attention. True story.


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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton’s Legs for The Daily Dan of the Day

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I know everyone fucking loves Kate Upton. I blame aggressive marketing and massive tits for that.

I am just glad I am not as easily influenced, cuz when I see these pics of Kate Upton are photoshopped and she still looks fat in them. Sure not offensively USA MADE fat….but sloppy enough to know she will be fat….not to mention her face is far from perfection that her attention in the media would make you think….but she does have long legs…and you idiots like staring at anything that is her….idiots.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos