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Archive for the Pregnant Category

2009

24

Jul

Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

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I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Nicole Richie|Pregnant

2009

10

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I assume whoever Kendra Wilkinson is making a half-breed kid with is either a rapper or athlete, because girls like her don’t date black dudes unless they are rich because she’s a fuckin’ hooker piece of trash proven both by the fact that she was dating a senior citizen when she was 20 for money and status and but also proven by the shotgun wedding she had a few weeks ago because that is the only kind of wedding her people really understand.

Here she is on the beach with her pregnant body in a bikini, speaking of strippers who made it, I was supposed to go to the stripclub last night, where I was going to pretend I worked for a big entertainment company, to get them to give me free auditions in the lap dance booth and get their hopes up, because I’ve learned that all strippers hope some knight in shining armor will come in and give them a better life and I am so down with playin off that.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

09

Jul

Laetitia Casta is Ready to Drop Pregnancy Porn on the Beach of the Day

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I never really knew what Laetitia Casta did, but she was all the rage on the internet a bunch of years ago, but that time is long gone as she is no longer the hot half naked slut in pictures, but the pregnant mom on the beach who is ready to fuckin’ drop. Now I know some people find pregnancy beautiful and natural but I find it the most disgusting and unnatural lookin thing that could happen to a woman’s body and knowing someone fucks this is almost as disturbing as you jerking off to it.

Posted in:Beach|Laetitia Casta|Pregnant

2009

29

Jun

Coleen Rooney is Still Pregnant in her Bikini of the Day

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I know part of you wants to knock up the first bitch who comes your way so that she can never fuckin’ leave you and you won’t have to be alone anymore, but seriously, after lookin’ at these Coleen Rooney pics, you’ll realize that it’s a bad fuckin’ idea, but then again, any girl you land will probably already look like she’s pregnant, because you can only attract the lonely fat ones, who don’t need your contribution, I mean other than for the whole pregnancy to force you to stay with them for the rest of their fat bitch life as to not feel alone, and I guess that makes you motherfuckers soul mates….

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

26

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson and Her Hard Pregnant Nipples of the Day

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Kendra Wilkinson’s got some hard nipples on her hard implants at the beginning of what will be a hard pregnancy because of the HPV, since she’s a whore. There’s nothing quite like a set of useless pregnant chick implants, I mean other than a set of useless mom impants, because watching a baby’s face after struggling to suck milk out of his mommy, only to come up empty, cuz shit is dryer than her pussy when she used to try to get turned on by Hefner, is amazing, but not as amazing as when the kid is old enough to use Wikipedia to find out his mom’s a fuckin’ whore….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Nipple|Pregnant

2009

18

Jun

Coleen Rooney and Her Pregnancy on the Beach of the Day

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I think it’s time for this bitch to put her shit away, wrap it up and head back to the UK fully clothed. I am tired of posting her pictures, but even more tired of trying to come up with a story about a pregnant chick that I’ve either known or fucked, because let’s face it, I try my best to avoid that shit, by either throwing them down the stairs, staging a scary dream that ends in multiple uterus punches, or even go as far as driving into a brick wall if needed, because some of us get freaked out by babies and that level of work, responsibility and money, so even though I didn’t knock this bitch up, I know some asshole who is faking a smile somewhere did, while his insides are plotting the fuckin’ escape, and it’s all because this bitch is bored, likes commitment and financial security that comes with having a rich dude’s baby, and a solid excuse to justify her sloppy stomach next year at the beach. I think I said that before, but I am repetitive.

Posted in:Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

16

Jun

More Coleen Rooney Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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The only good thing about pregnant chicks is when you know for a fact the baby isn’t yours. That way when you fuck the bitch you know that you don’t need to use a rubber, you can cum up inside her, you can be pretty confident you won’t get an STD cuz bitch has been to the gyno repeatedly the last few months, and most importantly, knowing she’s cheating on her baby daddy with you, is inspiring, but not as inspiring as knowing shit’s growing inside her. I don’t find pregnant chicks all that repulsive, you know the whole full tits, round belly is natural and beautiful, but not as beautiful as not having to worry about paying child support.

Here are some pics of that Coleen Rooney chick in her bikini – round 2 when the pain really should have ended in the first 10 seconds of the first round….if you know what I mean…if you don’t, you’re a fuckin’ idiot, it means she shouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ bikini and yesterday’s punishment was bad enough…

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

15

Jun

Coleen Rooney and Her Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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In keeping up with posting obscure Footballer wife’s on the beach in bikinis, here is some pregnant, fat and disgusting Coleen Rooney. It’s called a fuckin’ abortion you pig.

The only good thing is that she wasn’t hot to begin with and this baby isn’t ruining nothin’ it’s just giving her an excuse for having a body that looks the way it does, before she had to accept that it was just cuz of bad food and laziness, now she’s got that whole “she’s a mom” shit.

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

11

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson is Pregnant of the Day

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So Kendra Wilkinson decided to keep the baby this time around, because her doctor said her womb can’t handle another abortion. It was her favorite form of contraceptive throughout her teen years and now that she’s found a nice man she’s been dating for half a minute, she figures, why the fuck not keep the little fucker, it’ll be way less annoying than the other STDs she’s landed over the years because at least he’ll reach an age where he will be able to talk back to her and have a relationship with her, instead of just inconveniencing her. The timing really couldn’t be better, she’s launching a reality TV show and there’s really nothing more that the men who would have watched her to jerk off want to see, I mean fuck a tight bodied Playboy superstar, give me the nauseating pregnant chick with nausea getting fat and more annoying than she already is. Idiots.

On a side note, if the dude in the header pic is her baby daddy, motherfucker looks nervous, like wondering what to do when you get a whore pregnant, the trick I learned is to stage a nightmare and punch them in the gut, or throw them down the stairs, or if you are ambitious, pay someone to have a horrible car accident with them.

On another sidenote, I don’t get why this bitch always rocks stupid white sneakers like she was fucking Seinfeld. I find it offensive.

Here are the boring pics….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

14

May

Hilary Duff Pregnant of the Day

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I heard that Hilary Duff is 7 weeks pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is, because it all went down around the same time her boyfriend was in the Hockey Playoffs and they needed to use her to boost team morale. I mean that or she’s been eating a lot or doing the Kim Kardashian workout DVD, because that’s the only explanation for her maternity outfit, and trust me, I know maternity outfits, I spent the better part of a year protesting pro-abortion outside of a maternity store every saturday because I felt the world was over-populated and hated the whole obnoxiousness of having kids, the whole you think you’re good enough to have another one of you walk the earth bullshit…and none of that matters, because pregnant or not, I would love to explore this bitch’s womb.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Pregnant