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2017

22

Aug

Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

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I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box…

It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version.

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2017

11

Aug

Sarah Hyland Finds her Angle Like She was Ariel Winter of the Day

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Like every social media girl…..because everything comes down to social media now….this girl, Sarah Hyland, born in front of a camera and exploited by her parents, making her jump through hoops until she secured a job….

Sarah Hyland, who is normally weird looking, as figured out her angle…because her little underdeveloped adult body is hot….when her strange looking underdeveloped, probably thanks to creepy parents slipping drugs into her food tactics, is not that visible…

Know your angles….like her co-star Ariel Winter…who is cockteasing her fans with her tits….

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2017

09

Aug

Ariel Winter Naked in Bath Works Out with Sarah Hyland of the Day

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Ariel Winter, clearly a comedic actress, based on her workout videos, that I guess we should support and appreciate, because no one likes a fat chick, and when a fat chick, who isn’t quite fat yet thanks to being 18, and just has fat tits, fat ass, fat belly, obese in training, you know…takes on fitness because she’s in hollywood and needs to, I would never criticize her, because I don’t like fat chicks and believe that she has hope to lean out, get rid of that “baby fat” and look alright…

But will most likely be 300 pounds, this is just a lie but the good news is that will come with massive juicy tits I’ll still stare at, because I like massive juicy tits on fat chicks, and she’ll likely still get work, and her fans that watched her grow up will likely still jerk off to her…

In other news, she took a bath:

Her co-star, who is also weird looking in her own right, but for other reasons, like her bobble head that is too big for her body, that we can assume is caused by hormonal therapy her mom put her on to keep her youngish so that she can cast or remain playing the kid as long as she can, it pays more when you’re 18 and don’t need to follow union rules, but look 12….

She posted her workout pics in her panties or bikini bottoms – like some kind of trackstar because I guess the PR team wants workout content…

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2017

01

Aug

Sarah Hyland Butt Shot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland freaks me out.

I think she had some traumatic experience at a young age, probably from her parents whoring her out to the film industry, that did the opposite of most girls who are traumatized at a young age, you know their period at 7 thanks to traumatic experiences…and this one ended up never getting her period….stunting her growth, delaying her puberty….and keeping her weird looking in her adult years….all big head, little body, on TV for such a long time that people are used to her look, but that probably wouldn’t be into her…if she wasn’t on TV…

TV career is like that thing that makes a bitch better than she is, increases the stock price, and the broken, traumatic aspect of her character, makes her more fun to fuck, horny, dirty pig, trained by pervert execs at a young age.

It’s nice….but not as nice as seeing her butt for instagram like a low level fame-whore, basic chick. It normalizes her…despite how weird she looks with her child body….a child body that is likely why you pervs are into her.

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2017

17

Jul

Someone Who Looks Like Sarah Hyland Naked… NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..of the Day

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I would never go out there and admit that I am knowingly posting pictures of Sarah Hyland naked that I found on tumblr...because we live in a world where I can get sued aggressively for posting pics of a very very rich young girl naked...who doesn't want to be seen naked...despite whoever this is naked...because pretty great to look at naked...and if it was by some weird coincidence actually Sarah Hyland, a freakishly weird celebrity on a very successful show...I would say it could be because her parents whored her out and now she's a sex addict, or exhibitionist...or that the execs at DISNY or ABC or whatever network puts the show out did this to generate buzz and increase her sex appeal...some Sofia Vergara school of marketing shit....or maybe all these people are porned up and taking nude photos....seeing as I've never met a woman who didn't have nude photos...

I will say that if this was to be Sarah Hyland, her weird look has been redeemed as most women I see nude, I'm in love....even though just the other day I thought she was an alien destined to horror movies...

All it takes is a skinny little body naked and I'm sold...

But we all know THIS IS NOT SARAH HYLAND because if it was SARAH HYLAND I would never post them for fear of SARAH HYLAND's power....even if this was intentionally produced as a PR stunt, because nudity is totally fine, acceptable and HOT especially when with another chick.

This must be exciting to all the HERBS who live in their mom's basement and love this girl....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

This must be angering to her co-star Ariel Winter who will now step it up....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

I repeat....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..but whoever it is has a wonderful pussy!

NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

Dear Sarah Hyland's Legal team, please read this carefully...

This is not SARAH HYLAND, But these nude pics that are not of Sarah Hyland, make me like Sarah Hyland Better, NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

More with more lesbianism...NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

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2017

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

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I don’t know why Sarah Hyland isn’t exclusively cast in horror movies, because this bitch terrifies me.

I follow her on social media, I see her paparazzi pics pop up because she’s one of the last standing Sitcom stars in a world where Network TV finally doesn’t matter…and her bobble head on her little body…reminds me of some kind of deformity…like the girl with Cancer Face in South Korea…

Only more cunty, entitled, whiney thanks to being a fucking overpaid celebrity sold off by her parents that made her this freakish way because they thought the hormone therapy would keep her young looking for longer…and now she’s just a mutant…

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2017

12

Jul

Sarah Hyland Slutty for Demi Lovato of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out. It’s interesting that people find her hot. I get that when she was first cast on the show to play some teenager who still breast fed on Sofia Vergara’s tits, things were a little erotic for the creepers into that, you know there were a lot of them, seeing as how popular the show Modern Family was, despite there being better things to spend your time doing…like watching Internet porn.

She hasn’t aged well, she’s got some Michael Jackson vibe, of is she hormonally fucked up, maybe retarded, maybe having and allergic reaction, maybe just plastic surgery ridden…but who am I to keep you from the teen on tv you once came to…

I am here to facilitate your weirdness..

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2017

05

Jul

Sarah Hyland Crotch Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the weird looking, skinny version of Ariel Winter who looks nothing like Ariel Winter, but is equally shameless because I guess the execs of their very expensive TV show put a seminar together on how to generate some buzz online, so that people fall into their trap and tune into their show, even though no one watches TV anymore….otherwise why would both be on the shameless slutty mission…could it be that the sex worker who plays their mom on the show taught them her tricks at winning at life? I guess we’ll never know..

But we do know that Ariel Winter, like most fat sisters, is clearly eating all the craft services food off Sarah Hyland’s plate…that or this one’s just some premature freak who is aging super strange, like her parents put her on hormone therapy to keep her young…

WHO knows..this Bud’s for you…

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2017

27

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out….

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2017

26

Jun

Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day

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SOFIA VERGARA POSTS A HOT POOL SELFIE OF HER MONSTER TITS

Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it.

If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits…

Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”…

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