Sarah Hyland is dating some dude who is too well dressed to be straight…

He’s also a “radio” personality, on some Disney Kid kick, that is likely trying to be the next Seacrest…

You know a cheesy, mainstream, accessible faggot with a dream….

They are in LA, and LA is the land of entitled idiots who think they have something to offer, like all the other people who are in LA….

But sometimes it requires locking in a celebrity chick with a huge following, who likely has emotional issues due to childhood trauma…a need to be loved…and once you get in with them, they are easy to seduce…you know make them laugh, take them out, easy target…and then cash the fuck in…you’ve been watching that famous girlfriend the entire time you’ve been in LA…dreams do come true…

Any dude who takes selfies and tries to get famous, is straight gay…and when I first saw this character on her feed he had 50k followers…but now he’s got 500k…worth going straight and ignoring a weird elf head for really…

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Sarah Hyland topless on her Instagram story has gone viral. The media has picked up on it like it actually matters…even though you can’t see her nipples…and not just because you’re fixated on her really weird looking face…but because she’s not showing them…

I have unfortunately…watched her live stories, they are something she puts out there all the fucking time, and they are really fucking irritating…I’ve watched her on a date with some mooch dude praying on her celebrity to better himself…I’ve watched her apply make-up…and the whole thing is that of what you’d expect an actor to be…attention seeking, on camera, “look at me” bullshit…

So this is hardly topless enough…hardly compelling enough…but people are posting it and I guess I am too.

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Sarah Hyland and her weird exhibitionism has led to videos of her posting her hygiene regiments, like rolling out her weird fucking face with a roller that is I guess supposed to take away the muppet like swelling caused by her parents having her on growth suppressant hormones when she was a kid and they were trying to make her famous…

I don’t know why she wants to share this with the world, but fame has this weird effect that makes you think you’re important and that people care to see weird hygiene practices…and social media makes it too easy to connect with your fans, who are mainly perverts, who fetishize about this shit…like experiencing a girl they’ve seen grow up weirdly on TV…doing things in her bathroom.

I prefer my exhibitionism to involve dick in pussy..or pussy on pussy…really anything with pussy…if you’re gonna put yourself out there…you might as well really put yourself out there…

I mean shitting and pissing would work too…

But rolling out your doughy face like you’re making cookies with it…that’s just boring exhibitionism. Step It Up.But in the mean time, it’s a very weird social experiment.

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Sarah Hyland is an elf from TV, which means she’s a pretty famous and well paid elf….and here she is straddling her friend because that’s what girls do when the cameras turn on….remember GIRLS GONE WILD? That’s all the proof you need to understand the woman experience….I think that’s where CAITLIN JENNER did her research when she decided to go METHOD and play a woman in life….

She’s also demonstrating her make-up and beauty tips which in and of itself is funny considering she’s so weird looking. I used to be creeped out by her looking like an adult child, but not surprised that that was her selling feature because people are perverts, who like children looking adults…because they are weird….but not as weird as her face, that shit got weirder and weirder looking….and instead of hiding in her basement from the world she’s vlogging, letting you all into her world, voyeurism, because she probably doesn’t think she’s weird looking or maybe she knows it and owns it, what choice does she really have besides killing her self, and clearly it’s not that big of a deal, people still like her she still gets paid but I can still be creeped out by her. That’s my right and not just because she pretending to be a spooky vampire in the sun with her blood soaked lipstick…

Here she is straddling her “best friend”….

Here she is playing a vampire…

Here she is with a face mask on…

Here they are fighting over rainbows…

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In Holiday news, it’s Thanksgiving is the next great American Holiday that will be celebrated with Turkey, Black Friday and other secular things that don’t involve religion, even if religion is what fuelled the whole “giving thanks” thing…to justify raping native Americans and eating their food so that the White mad didn’t die of scurvy when he was taking over their land..

Point being, Thanksgiving is massively celebrated, but for some reason, a reason I call being locked in the basement practicing her song and dance for her evil parents and their evil intentions to get rich off of their weird looking daughter…

So she decided to pitch thanksgiving on her Instagram story she performs on because that’s what these attention seekers do…and it left me feeling uneasy…which could be seen as erotic for some of you.

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Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong…

The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit….

The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it.

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Sarah Hyland is on a less popular show than the Nerd Show, but a still popular show that people seem to love all these years later, in an era where no one actually watches TV, or Sitcoms, and that I assume is all just a lie to sell ads to advertisers who believe that millions of people are watching the shows they run ads on … with no actual way to track how many people actually see the ad…forcing smart advertisers to go to computer and internet and leaving nothing but pharma ads for TV targeting old people with all kinds of diseases like Asbestos related cancers…or diabetes…where some dancing Indian dude tries to sell you on some double dose of insulin…in a crazy overmedicated world we live in…

That said…she’s got a lot of dudes following her…loving her…into her and her new face and here are her feet..because the same weirdos who like her and her face…like feet..it’s the internet -and you’re all perverts.

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, showing off her little body that looks like it may be a premature baby all grown up, or maybe a mom fed her growth stunting hormones, like all good stage mom’s do, in effort to keep the checks coming in….

I guess she’s also showing off her weird to begin with face that is obviously jacked up with fillers, because someone tricked the women in the world to think jacking up their faces with fillers is a good look…

Make everyone look like cheap porn chicks…why not…make other women feel inadequate for no reason…why not…insecurity leads to sales and keeping the economy rolling…good.

Bikini finger like she doesn’t give a fuck, but she took the time to post it, because we like bikini tops on our popular TV show stars…

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini because she’s made for TV, child starring and thus broken bullshit….who is normally weird looking, but far less weird looking when she’s showing off her body.

I guess the execs at Modern Family told her and Ariel Winter to step up the slut to compete with the instagram stars stealing all the viewers…and it’s almost working, you know because they are famous, more famous, with marketing behind them, and big budgets, so their bikini pics are by default more important than the sluts we see on social…but their bikini pics are by no means hotter…if anything they just make me wonder why they get paid so much when so many hotter bitches will do it for free…I guess they are just in the right circles, the right table, scamming proper…who cares..

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Sarah Hyland is less weird looking than I normally think she is….when she’s in a bikini….

That logic applies to all girls…

Always…

Fact….

I should write a book on this research.

BEST SELLER LIKE A KARDASHIAN…right…

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