I guess Sarah Hyland dumped her mooch homosexual boyfriend she was praising so hard on the internet for the last 6 months, giving dude all kinds of traction and opportunity, which is why he was there in the first place. It’s the move you make when you are a momma’s boy who grew up on Disney, who moves to LA, and who tries to make it, but never quite hits….you know find that older dude with money to carry your fag ass to the top, or find a broken child star who is lonely and open to be manipulated….and manipulate because getting on her social media…is the answer.

Or maybe she’s trying to get fit to fuck him better, because like most broken girls, they try to please the man who has manipulated them, if they’ve been manipulated properly…

The result is GYM PORN, workout porn, her showing her muscles because she’s into fitness porn, and her muscles make her less creepy than when she looked 12 at 30….you know fills her out a bit…but more interestingly…she’s got some tits she’s showing off which is really what this is all about. ISN’T IT.

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Sarah Hyland is demonstrating handjobs…for you perverts…

Since she’s small, she needs to put her whole body into it…

Fists full of jerking off…

Here she is sweating

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I think my masochistic side likes to watch Sarah Hyland instagram stories because I fucking hate them so much.

Hearing her talk and tell jokes, normally not in a sports bra, or whatever type of top this is, drives me fucking crazy, and not in a masturbatory way, in a “fuck this bitch is annoying” kind of way…yet I watch the shit at least once a week…

I did watch these ones on mute, because it’s monday and I don’t really need weird faced, genetically fucked up creatures, annoying me more than I already am….but her tits looked good, which she’s obviously well aware of, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn this outfit to her show….

I GUESS SHE FINALLY HIT PUBERTY….

My only real issue is girl’s on TV, she’s got money, she’s got fame, she’s got work, she’s hireable, people seemingly like her despite her being deformed….yet she still feels compelled to host a fucking talk show or radio show through her instagram stories…because I guess she’s just a broken child star looking for friends, attention, feedback, anything…it’s what fuels her thanks to having everything else she’d even need…

It’s just too bad she can’t be less annoying to watch….

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I know what you’re thinking today….WHAT IS SARAH HYLAND UP TO?!

Well you’re in luck….

Along with supporting some loser homosexual disney looking kid from the early 2000s who is an aspiring radio host like some kind of Seacrest…you know giving him a name, some attention, doing the best PR he’s ever had and has spent years trying to get while living in hollywood and lurking places Hollywood people go to get one of them sad, lonely, weak, easy to manipulate enough to let them in…

She’s also been trying to be hot, jacking up her lips, rocking the weird face because she’s genetically off for whatever reason….

All while creeping me the fuck out….because she has been creeping me the fuck out since I first heard of her….and now I watch her vlogs or INSTAGRAM stories to terrify me before bed sometimes…

Last night’s involved her doing a taco bell / junk food run because if her mooch boyfriend has his way, she’s pregnant…and Here she is telling her fans she ate too much Taco Bell and Chocolate – because she’s a vlogger….and it’s weird…

Here’s her cleavage…at the SAG awards she likely brought her MOOCH boyfriend to….because he’s relevant now…thanks to being her door mat, support system, sidekick, suck up proper to K-Fed her…

Here she is at the women’s march, despite showing her cleavage for attention, because she’s an empowered woman….we think…we’re not sure she’s human really…I mean to mean it’s straight up alien….

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Sarah Hyland got a boyfriend – who I assume is a gay dude trying to climb the ranks of the LA social ladder – because his girlfriend is a big TV star or some shit….it’s what gay dudes do to get ahead…

So I guess she finally feels hot…because now someone is going down on her…and I assume no one has really gone down on her before…because she’s really fucking weird looking ….then I remember rich girls can be as weird looking as weird gets – it don’t matter – dudes will still get up in it cuz we are perverts..

But as it turns out, she’s also pretty fucking annoying.

I don’t know why every woman out there demanding equality and respect is a selfie pornographer. But they are.

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Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman…

Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man…

Here’s the weirdness.

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Sarah Hyland is being used by some dude she calls her best friend, who is clearly a homo, and not in an “I’m jealous dude fucks Sarah Hyland kind of way, that’s not really the way I am, but more importantly, I don’t actually care who fucks Sarah Hyland because she creeps me the fuck out…

I do however follow her social media, and see her promoting the fuck out of some gay guy she has packaged as her boyfriend, to the point in which she’s wearing his initials on her necklace in what I assume is this sponsored post about her titties…she’s learned from Sofia Vergara and gets it.

So basically branding herself, promoting dude, making him exist, all the while all he has to do is pander to her and convince her he’s not gay, in order to cash in as the next Seacrests, something he’s trying to be, at least based on my watching her social media feed…

Dude’s working it…hard..and he’s got a captivated audience…buying into it because she’s likely tired of not trusting anyone. Even her parents….who sold her off…and gave her that mutant face.

It’s not exciting, it’s nonsense, but I’ll post it because I just did.

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Sarah Hyland is one of those child stars that doesn’t have any particular talent, but that was likely cultivated like a Russian Olympian, through years of training 18 hours a day prior to landing her first job, in all things “talent-based”…singing classes, acting lessons, dancing classes, anything including taking growth hormones to stay younger longer to extend her child star career to get in the door at Disney / Fox / ABC/ whatever the fuck she works at…it’s all really just one company that is big mainstream media…

With the paychecks the positive reinforcement from her parents who need her to be confident to pull it off…she’s got the confidence to join a band and do back-up singing for a guy who figures he could use the visibility by using the mainstream star…

But I consider this sex offense to my ears….why am I hearing this…when I shouldn’t..

Here she is watchign TV

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