Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….

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Seeing these pictures of a fat Scarlett Johansson running, possibly pregnant, likely just pregnant on donuts and emotional eating due to the pressures she faces as being the most overrated beauty in hollywood, something I’ve always contested with great passion, because sure he face was always something alright to look at, her body was always a dump….seriously…it always reminded me of my home…one step away from being condemed unsanitary…but it took her belly being bigger than her tits, you know extented outward for you idiots to fucking notice…typical perverts.

I don’t think her barefoot runner technology booties is really gonna save her on this one…it’s like watching a Japanese family who never skied in 40,000 dollars of equipment, traditional shoes woulda done just fine…pig…

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Scarlett Johansson had her email hacked, at least that’s the rumor. They are saying there are nude pics of her floating around, these aren’t them.

I don’t believe it til I see it, I just assume it’s a Hudgens cover-up, you know cuz she had a scandal a few weeks ago that you probably already forgot about,….that’s what happens when your career is based on some fad for 10 year olds who are now 14 and are ashamed of the bullshit.

Not that that has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson, the most overrated “beauty” in Hollywood….who you all think is so fucking amazing for some weird reason I call marketing, but who irritates the hell out of me…especially when she talks all slow, nasal, raspy and annoying. I just want to cunt punch her while shoving my dick down her throat to shut her the hell up….I’m a gentleman like that….Hi girls….

Here she is in Vogue China wearing tight clothes, it’s like Lost in Translation all over again for this bitch….who cares. FOLLOW ME

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I don’t give a fuck about Scarlett Johansson, but then again I don’t give a shit about anyone…especially when they are overrated swine…you know, short, fat and dumpy with a big nose…but apparently, when they are photoshopped to shit for a ad campaign cuz that’s all the work she can get…I like ’em just fine….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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Scarlett Jahansson is married to Alanis Morisette’s ex-fiance…and now for some reason bitch is turning into her. I’m not sure if this is one of those insecure with her husbands past relationship things cuz she caught him jerking off to an old sex tape or something…but this homely shit is bad.

She’s rockin’ lesbian forearm tattoos, a elogated face with ratty fucking hair and she’s wearing a fat chick dress that fat chicks wear to give their fat body shape that is less of a sphere and more of a pear. This is more than disappointing. She has a responsibility to the public to live up to the overhype she got a few years ago when you idiots assumed she was more special than she actually is…

But the good news for her is that her fans are mainly virgin losers committed to pussy they will never meet cuz it’s easier to have fantasies than real human relationships…especially with all their aspergers…

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I know people who get off to a lot less than a little cleavage on pussy they want to fuck….or pussy they don’t even want to fuck…but can’t help but jerk off to because it just happens to be there…people have weird fetishes, it’s just that simple, so Scarlett Johansson and her big nose may not be spread eagle doing a dance routine, but she’s still Scarlett Johansson, sometimes that’s enough for some…unfortunately, it’s not enough for me…but I am posting it anyway…cuz this bitch is overrated thanks to you virgin losers who don’t know how to move the fuck on…and I feel compelled to feed you idiots what you are into even if you should get over those things and even if the pictures suck…but unfortunately not as much as I suck…at life..

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I never really got sucked into the Scarlett Johansson hype. I always saw a chunky, uninteresting girl with big enough tits and a nice enough face to look at, but nothing nearly as amazing as everyone seemed to think she was….she has flaws I just can’t ignore…unless of course I was dealing with them face to face, but since I’m not, I’ll judge her.

Sure she’s hot, I’d be an idiot to say she isn’t, but I can say she’s nothing special, I see girls as equally good on the daily and maybe I just have fucked up ideas of what makes a bitch hot or not….but I’m pretty sure she was a product of major fucking marketing…what I call big titty hype that got dudes excited….more than anything….cuz she has been consistently boring as fuck to watch….Never any drunken episode, nip slips or sex tapes, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s a sign of a bitch who thinks she’s too good and more important than she is. Fuck her.

But she photoshops well, so I figured I’d put these pictures up anyway.

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