Sydney Sweeney is a nice reminder that great tits is the only talent you really need to make it in America.

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the biggest breasted actress around, because traditionally there have always been big breasted actresses used to get people into seats, or at least to watch the bullshit propaganda they call “Art” when it’s really for money, political manipulation, societal brainwashing, and making a return on investment…there is no way acting, movies, or any of that is “art” anyway you look at it….and the only people who call it that are the millionaires sitting on their pile of money who feel like they are more important than they are…..

Point being, Sweeney’s tits are art, and that’s why the industry is running as hard as they can with her, getting her tits out as much as possible, finally a celebrity they created is getting some coverage and people are paying attention…..ALL it took was tit.

She’s in a bikini, has a fit tight body to offset the tits, and whether you think she’s interesting as a performer, I’ll assume it’s cuz you’re staring at her tits that the movie bosses are using to LURE you in….

I don’t know what these bikini pics are from, but check out them tits.

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Sydney Sweeney is a huge star, the Pam Anderson of her generation thanks to a softcore porn show called Euphoria that has pretty much exploited her and used her in every sex scene, which I guess makes her character more important and thus her celebrity more important and it is all thanks to her big, awkwardly big, almost novelty level, borderline birth defect tits that everyone fucking loves because we are all titty loving perverts.

They really are a blessing, because her acting, even her overall look, besides the fit body is average at best, but in America, and I guess aroud the world, mediocrity is thrown out the window when tits that want to be seen, that are willing to be seen are used to their full potential, like hers have been.

Will she ever live down the tits, maybe in some mental break a few years from now, we’ll hear about her transitioning when no one cares anymore, but for now it’s Sweeney Titty everyday and I endorse that messaging, because she’s pretty fucking hot, the kind of body you’d jerk off to in your ANIME, or that you’d get a sex doll to look like….all good thigns….when half naked…

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Sydney Sweeny’s offically part of the culture….because there was a time when she had less than 500k followers on her social media, even after doing Euphoria, but all of a sudden she’s got 13 million followers, because BIG TITS GET HITS and she’s been showing those tits since she had those 500k followers pretty consistently…

Now, I may hate the show Euphoria and find it a depressing, negative, demoralizing, dehumanizing pile of shit…..where all the high school kids have it so bad, with their modern day issues, with gender, sex, mental healthy…..but I do like seeing Sydney Sweeney fake fuck on camera, so I get her celebrity, the tits are massive….

If you look past the tits, which seem to have landed multiple MTV movie awards, because obviously she would, the system is rigged as she came up through the system and not through social media…..she’s really not that impressive….but they need that person to cast in hopes of getting people to tune into the shows when everyone’s too self involved to bother…

So she’s not the hottest face, when she speaks she sounds retarded, her acting is dog shit, even in well written roles, but have you seen the tits?

She’s just sort of a dopey medicated set of tits, so that’s why you don’t look past the tits. That shit is her hook and that makes her dramatically better than if she didn’t have them….at least to a titty loving pervert like me.

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Sydney Sweeney has a lot of hype, probably because people see tits and not acting, because if they saw acting, they’d know she’s not very good at it, which makes the hype pretty confusing if you were to look past the tits, which I am not recommending you do, but if you look past the tits, see her average at best acting, you’ll know that she’s some kind of clickbait, eye candy, tits because the industry needs stars.

I don’t know how some girl from outside LA just ends up in LA with her big tits underwraps, only to do small parts in big movies and shows out of no where, like someone with connections was placing her…..but when she first got on Euphoria, and I already knew her from a few other shows, she had 200k-400k followers on instagram, fast forward 2-3 years and bitch has 12 million followers, basically a Kardashian….that shit just doesn’t really happen on its own….so I want to know what dicks were sucked, or what genetic altering in the lab was done when they created her 23 years ago and raised her to play this big titty part.

She’s not the HOTTEST, but likely one of the hottest of the young celebs, maybe the only celeb to get famous through the industry the old fashioned way of them manipulating us, rather than being hot tits on instagram, that you know if she was to get famous organically would have been her marketing hook before ever having representation, which is why it is all suspicious.

No girl with tits this big is holding out on showing her tits until getting good acting gigs, her dreams of fame would 100 percent be titty on instagram 100 percent of time hoping someone noticed, not the other way around…..

Why bother being paranoid, just accept the surface, and on the surface, we’ve got awesome titty and that’s enough.

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When an entire series is based on one actress pulling her tit out, I’m talking about Euphoria, that use Sydney Sweeneys as fodder to get views every fucking chance they get, because the show’s ripped off from Israel, and the writer’s some pansy ass rich kid with an industry dad who is about as in touch with real life as doing his research for the show on Reddit, IG, Pornhub and Tumblr…..pretty fucking lame and I can’t sit through it, even for the Sydney Sweeney tits…

But yeah, when the tits carry the fucking show, seeing them in a bikini top is a giant who the fuck cares, but I guess one could argue that even if they were topless, who the fuck cares…they’re just the biggest tits in Hollywood and Hollywood is dead…so hold onto the clickbait since we’re all just a bunch of bottom feeders, some are just better at it than others…while some of us just want to bottom feed of Sweeney bottom…..you know, cuz she’s it-girl tits..TIT-Girl the IT-GIRL…she should hire me to run her marketing team..

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I know Euphoria is a huge show, I find it trash, not because I am scared of dark storylines, even when they are corny as shit….but because I don’t like dark energy and feel you can do degenerate shit without being depressing about it…plus I find it weird that people are allowed to produce shows about high school kids fucking…and not just “lose virginity fucking”….but actual full sex scenes being relevant as HBO tries to compete with porn so they do teen category content and they call you the fucking creep for jerking off a college cheerleading practice…

Anyway…the only good thing about the show is Sydney Sweeney’s tits, she’s naked in every episode because the show knows they need her tits to stay worth watching…

It’s originally an Israeli show, the nepotism hire who brought it to America and has wrote every episode is some hollywood royalty totally disconnected from the actual real world…which is probably why it is so corny….unbelievable and shit…

As it turns out, the only good thing about Sydney Sweeney is her nakedness….I’ve seen her at events in normal clothes and it doesn’t do her any favors…you wouldn’t even notice her…seriously, try it.

But when the bikinis come out, or the nakedness comes out…she’s fucking wonderful..

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Sydney Sweeney brought herself to the beach in what I would say is one of her best beach days to date. Not that I can really remember any other Sydney Sweeney beach days, but I guess she was in an entire TV series about being at the beach, White Lotus, and this is better than that….

I know what you’re thinking, it’s Sydney Sweeney, therefore she should be nude in a scene from Euphoria, since the producers of Euphoria really like using Sydney Sweeney nude to get more traction with their already popular show….TITS GET HITS…and Sweeney’s got MENTAL tits….

To which I say, the nude Sweeney will be back on Sunday, in the meantime we need the non-nude Sweeney to build her up, to bring more depth to her nude scenes, to remind us that she’s more than just legendary big tits that are nude, they also come clothed…

It’s like if Christmas Morning had all the gifts UNWRAPPED before you woke up to unwrap them, it takes away the mystery, even if you know you got some dog shit gift because your family hates you…

Sweeney is a better body than she is an actor, which is probably easy when you have a body like Sweeney….

This was shot by the prolific, relevant, documentarian of the “culture”, Amber Asaly , who we’ve been fans of for 6-7 years now since discussing unprotected sex with rappers…in VEGAS….which doesn’t mean her now famous legal team won’t be trying to sue me for sharing her BIG TITTY ART.

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We all know Sydney Sweeney’s Tits. We’ve been along for this Sydney Sweeney ride since she played some low hanging fruit roles in some big TV shows…one was the Jean Marc Vallee (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) show with Amy Adams and the other was with that dog faced pony boy Scientologist Elizabeth Moss in Handmaid’s Tail….where she played the child brid…

It wasn’t until the low frequency, depressing, disgusting attempt to be a real version of mental health ridden, sex addict, love craving, drug addict, loser version of High School that is nothing but a fucking downer to keep everyone’s spirits down…as Zendaya the Disney Kid does monologues as a teen opiate addict telling off her mom and sister and Transgender lover….but that makes up for the low frequency shit written from the IVORY TOWERS of some Hollywood industry rich kid who’s father before him mad 10s or even 100s of millions in the industry…doing what I call “appropriating the darkness” from his mansion…because that’s what people do…they perpetuate lies so teens think that behavior is what they are supposed to be partaking in….it’s end of times, fall of society shit!

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With last week’s Sydney Sweeney Euphoria rant, I said that I wasn’t going to watch the season…and that I’d stick to just posting the Sydney Sweeney sex scenes you know they’ll be pushing all season now that she’s a viral fucking star, far more famous when they first showed us her tits, even though she had small roles on some huge shows, meaning she was pulled out of the industry and created by the industry, which just doesn’t happen that much anymore, it’s all fucking social media idiots who the industry partner up with because of their followers, not because of the talent, but because of the digital marketing prowess…boring.

I want my celebrities brought to me from the ether, not from a self produced IG account or YOUTUBE channel….

Anyway, they did good with Sweeney, thanks to her big tits, but they still probably can’t carry the overhyped show….written by some spoiled industry child with a VERY succcessful father…meaning his interpretation of “Kids these days”…is all manufactured from his imagination, reading reddits or scrolling instagram…HIS candy ass upbringing as a rich kid in LA makes his EDGINESS a fucking lie…and for that reason alone…you can’t take that show seriously…

If anything, I just see it as pushing this satanic agenda that teens are these broken, drug addicted, sex addicted, shells with no real integrity….

So when I see people hype the shit up, I think how two dimensional and obvious the characters are…I think of how bad this is for the future generation to think this is high school and how you should act…and I think how ugly they make Zendaya…

Let some rich brat who doesn’t know shit about struggle, or edginess, unless he lived in a Brooklyn loft that daddy paid for, get a TV show where he basically does some rich person parody of the teen plight of modern times…instead of giving a show to an actual 20 year old who just lived it is TYPICAL…which is why most content fucking sucks….

I do not see a masterpiece, although they do use HIP filters on their footage to give it a vibe…and I don’t see humor, fun, or funny….like a coming of age story for teens in the 90s with American Pie, or teens of the 80s with John Hughes shit….this is just a product of the WORST victim minded whiney sexual liberated trash you HOPE society doesn’t actually look like…

I did end up watching the first episode, it was garbage, but who cares about what I think, the CRITICS love it….and I’m really only here for Sweeney’s tits that in last night’s episode got fucked from behind and made to jiggle…the way you’d want the hangers to hang when in doggy style formation…

She is the best the show has to offer…and that’s about all I got for that.

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