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2020

04

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Titty Bounce of the Day

Big titty jiggle for a paid post..Sydney Sweeney, like a stripper, knows when to maximize the ROI from those big young tits….

Syndey Sweeney’s getting paid motherfuckers…the new starlet who had a breakout year is now securing the brand deal money this time with Spotify, because that’s what happens when you’re trending and when the industry finally realizes, 6-7 years later than they probably should have realized…but their heads are up their elitist asses and ignore that thousands of self made influencers were making more money than some of the media networks…this isn’t new…I mean youtubers making 100 million dollars…was a real fucking thing…but instead of lowering their celebs to be a peasant of social media they tried to be high brow but are now circling back and claiming that shit for themselves…until social media becomes just another vertical or media outlet or TV station that brain washes us…because they can’t have regular people out here producing content that it too hard to manage or control.

That said, I support Sydney Sweeney’s success and her big tits that may be responsible for her success….since her acting is kinda shit…but her tits are great…and I’ll accept that trade off…

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2020

03

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Ass of the Day

I like to hype up Sydney Sweeney because I don’t think she gets enough hype being a trending celebrity with awesome tits created in Hollywood….

I liked going against the grain, calling girls people find hot garbage, it’s been a 16 year project…but Sweeney, despite her boring acting, has these massive tits on her small frame or at least fit frame which is enough to make me drink the Kool Aid and think nothing but good things about her…

In this booty shot, because she’s multi-talented and more than just tits…the actress asks:

“ps i never know what to do with my hands”

I know what you’re thinking “FIST MY ASS WITH THOSE HANDS IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET ANY SENSATION OUT OF MY GRAPEFRUIT SIZED PROSTATE”…..but there’s plenty of other things she can do with her hands…likes spread her ass….or grab her tits…or squeeze her nipples…I mean if she needs someone to direct her IG pics…I’d be more than happy to be hired to do that…as long as it comes with room and board included!

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2020

30

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Gets Wet of the Day

Big Titty Sydney Sweeney, the most important thing to come out of Hollywood in the last few years, has gone viral and is seeing all the success I knew she was destined to when I first saw her tits…

I watch far too much streaming and I did notice her in a few of the things she did as a hot newcomer to the industry, but once the tits were exposed in Euphoria, her breakout role, I knew she’d get more and more famous….because that’s how tits work…

So as she becomes that celebrity she is destined to, she occasionally reminds us why she’s there, why she’s making all that money and she does it by pulling out her tits….in what is actually not even slutty or shameless ways….she’s mastered the modesty in flashing the tits….while still showing tit….rather than being like an instagram model who tries to show as much of her tit as she can to get followers…this one’s more like “hey I’m in a bikini cuz I am filming in hawaii and thus FUCKING awesome because my tits are huge”….but it’s just bikini time…

What I am saying, since I don’t speak or write English is that girl could have been shameless with tits like this, but built up to her breakout where she finally showed those tits…and now it’s just maintenance….you know give a bit of tit to keep momentum going….without needing to because she’s made it.

Now I know that women are more than just tits, but are they though?

I mean, I know women are more than just tits, because they have assholes and vaginas too, but big tits on a fit body is enough…




looks like Molly Shannon was there too..


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2020

26

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Big Boobs of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is filming in Hawaii, which is great because she’s got massive tits and a fit body….so there’s going to be bikini and as simple pervert dudes…bikini is all we need…

I subscribe to the Sydney Sweeney hype, only because she didn’t get famous on social media, which I think is nice….

I am old school and I like my celebrity tits to be vetted through a series of casting calls, agents, directors, before giving them my support….

Where as now, it’s all based on views and traffic, so people like Sydney Sweeney are typically shameless sluts pushing energy drinks, CBD and other low hanging fruit ads that don’t advertise here, tits out…trashy like…

So a girl who had tits like this that she kept hidden from the world as she built her IMDB up to a place where she could get on a trending show like EUPHORIA…where tits were revealed is just the high profile use of tits I like…

It’s part of the reason I hate ONLY FANS, I like when girls were paid by people to post their nudes, them doing it themselves seems so bottom feeding and desperate, even though it’s likely the same hustle, it has a totally different “Essence” or “vibe”…

It’s like she had tits like this, she could have easily done youtube in lowcut shirts singing cover songs like Madison Beer…..she could have easily done the TikTok dance mindless shit other girls with less substanital tits are doing…and succeeding with..but she chose modesty..before the big reveal and I respect her for that…you know cuz the tits existed before the fame did, we just didn’t know it.

To make her even better, she’s producing shit, she reads, she’s just better than an influencer, so I’ll support everything she’s doing as a level of hope that the retard clickbait generation has more substance than expected, not to say Sweeney has substance, she probably is just as bad as the rest, but she’s marketed as having substance and I believe what the internet tells me….even if I don’t really pay any attention and this bitch could have very well been titties on IG before they rebranded her and I just wasn’t onto it cuz she didn’t exist on the level she currently exists.

All this to say….bikini selfie from a famous actress who is hot…especially when her face is cropped out…because I am indifferent about her face…..she’s more of a set of tits to me and that’s my right as a spectator!



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2020

25

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Maybe Fucking in the Water of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Beach Bikini Fucking

Sydney Sweeney is filming some porn in Hawaii, that probably isn’t actually porn, but that will be used as porn by the masses because she’s hit mainstream Hollywood success. She’s one of Hollywood’s own creations, who wasn’t discovered on instagram and who I guess cam to be thanks to strategic planning by her team of agents and managers, that involved getting her in a few small roles on some huge shows, so that she wouldn’t be the clickbait she clearly is more than capable of being, her tits are fucking huge.

So they kept the tits hidden, until revealing the tits in Euphoria, an HBO show that is the voice of the generation, something meaningful to get her on the map…smart hustle…since most girls with tits like this would end up selling nudes on the internet or maybe their Calendars and probably make a good living doing it, just not being a Hollywood superstar….

I know that isn’t the hottest in the world, but for an actor, since actors are dog shit and over rated and not that hot, she’s likely the hottest actor, but that could be her tits talking….

This is her fucking her boyfriend, some Heir to some Pizza company who looks 40, I think it may be Pizza Hut, but I could be wrong….I am always wrong..but I am right about these being big tits on a tight body….that is making waves in the hollywood industry, from acting, to optioning books and producing high profile shows with high profile people, she’s fucking good….maybe even the best hope we have for a better tomorrow….but that could be her tits talking…..they are big.

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2020

06

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Confident Slutty Selfies of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is one of the hottest created in Hollywood strategically, only to reveal her tits, that are MASSIVE espcially for her small body, which as you know is a huge asset to have in American Pop Culture because America loves tits, the bigger the better…and have spent decades making women with big tits huge hits…but it’s usually in the trashier, model world and not on the BIG screen because they like to use normal looking bitches in movies, not hotties you want to jerk off to..

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney, who had some important bit roles, put her tits out in Euphoria and is officially on the map….I know who she is so you should to….

The funny thing is that she doesn’t really do the incessant slutty content with confidence on her own time…her content barely covers or exploit her tits and I don’t think that’s at the direction of her handlers, but rather something she seems “shy” about, which is likely an act…

But when it is for a job like this is for a Rihanna’s Savage shit that jumped on Sweeney cuz they knew her tits mattered she brings the porny vibes….

Her own unbranded content is awkward and uncomfortable…like she’s scared of her huge tits, and I guess who wouldn’t be…they are so out of context big….people with Aspergers, which I think is most of the world, can’t process those fucks as the DATA doesn’t line up…..a “so she’s skinny, even fit, but her tits are bigger than my head”….you know something you can’t avoid staring at, forcing her to hide it…

But the jobs make her bust them out cuz she’s getting paid and wants to deliver…so be thankful Rihanna is paying this bitch to show you her tits, since they’re amazing.







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2020

03

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Bouncing of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is probably the most important young celebrity around right now and it may have a lot to do with the fact that she has enormous natural tits on her tiny fit frame, I mean that is likely a way to get into the casting director hearts and I guess the agent and manager hearts that helped her become this important young actress, because everyone loves big tits….girls love big tits, guys love big tits, even gay dudes love big tits, trannies love big tits, we were all breast fed and we all have that relationship with tits bigger than our head, it’s our earliest memories…from birth we were sucking on tits bigger than our heads so it becomes a familiar, comforting, maternal place when we see girls with tits bigger than our adult heads…

Anyway, she’s not trashy about her monster tits, she’s actually pretty modest about her tits, even shy about her tits and the first few movie roles she had didn’t feature tits, but Euphoria happened, was too good for her not to use it as her reveal and platform and she has since gone fucking viral amongst perverts and the industry alike…

So she’s in Hawaii filming some Mike White movie and Mike White to any indy movie fans is a fucking weirdo who was on Survivor and the Amazing Race despite being a famous actor, writer and fag…..and I guess this is Sweeney in some down time doing a high concept run from the camera…with a subtle flash of her ass…

I’m a fan of Sweeney, her big tits, and even Mike White, mainly for brining her to Hawaii so we can jerk off to all the bikini selfies.

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2020

30

Oct

Sydney Sweeney in her Bikini Being Amazing of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is bringing a little something for everyone this Holiday weekend, not because there’s some ripped twink for all you closet cases out there, but because she’s in a bikini showing off her massive made in Hollywood breasts and she’s officially gone viral, their creating of a celeb worked and we all think she’s great…mainly because there are huge natural tits on her fit fucking body….so whether she can act or not, and really what the fuck do I know about acting, so as long as the tits are there, it’s good enough acting…just keep her on screen so we can continue fetishizing them tits…mainly because they weren’t shameless milked (figuratively, unfortunately not literally) like any other girl with big natural tits would do on her social media….it was like her tits were this reveal in Euphoria, a “wait until the right moment” to throw your secret weapons at the industry…seeing as she had some high profile bit roles prior to Euphoria that didn’t exploit or utilize her tits…they probably thought they’d be distracting because even in this pic from her Hawaii experience filming some new movie….you don’t even notice the topless twink and you’re a closet case…right?

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2020

27

Oct

Sydney Sweeney On a Rope of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is probably the hottest celebrity right now, mainly because Hollywood actually created her like old times, since prior to Hollywood creating her, she wasn’t really a known person or personality, clearly she has great management and that management saw opportunity probably when seeing how stacked she was. because this is America and big tits get you where you need to go…..and the greatest thing about these big tits is that she busts them out in at least one TV show she’s on….and they are big….but also that she posts them on social media because they’ve become part of her personal brand….she’s nothing without them…

What you’ll notice and appreciate is that despite the tits, her body is tight, that’s a toned stomach, that’s a fit booty….looking skinnier than ever but still acting shy about it.

I think it is the era of the celebrity moving in and taking rightfully theirs from the shitty low level influencers…the way nature intended.


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2020

26

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Titty Rub Down of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the hottest thing in Hollywood according to me and she’s not really even that hot, but I tend to think most actresses are average at best…and this one is better than the others on the up and up because she wasn’t just plucked from social media….she was created by her agent and managers like old times.

If you want to get petty, she’s got a bit of a dopey face and I’ve seen her in a few of her acting jobs where she sounded like she had a mouth full of marbles, but maybe that was just her massive teeth….and she wasn’t that impressive of an actor…..but that don’t even matter because have you seen them tits..

That’s all the hidden talent a bitch needs, since she kept her tits hidden until the right reveal, but not so hidden anymore thanks to Euphoria…..where she busted them out… where everyone finally accepted her as a celebrity because it finally put her on the map…all it took was huge tits…imagine that…

She’s gone onto do lingerie work for Rihanna…., she finally existed because her tits are fucking huge and that’s enough reason to exist in this era of everyone is a pervert and really all eras since we’re a species drawn to big fucking tits….

This is the behind the scenes of some photoshoot where she gets her chest rubbed down, and that could be hot to some of you….since her tits are almost life changing large…because they are the only reason she really exists…someone saw the big naturals and was like “I’m gonna make a celebrity out of these”…it’s a prime example of HOST BODY for tits, only it’s worked out great for her and that’s all that matters. I’m a fan.


Here she is being a banana
Sydney Sweeney Banana

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