My life philosophy has always been “Kick them When They Are Up”….there is nothing more irritating than seeing people who think they are so clever, like they’ve figured it all out, or like they are sitting at the right table and are important because of it….

You have to remember that the popular kids in school, were some of the weakest, mainstream assholes who were perpetuating what they thought they were supposed to perpetuate because they hate themselves…dressed how they thought they were supposed to dress…you know what I mean…NEVER actually cool, confident, smart or interesting…talentless but rather JUST THE SCUMBAG BOTTOM FEEDERS presenting themselves as important…

That’s who you need to make fun of, kick em while they are up..

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I don’t really do news as much as I do LOLz….but I guess sometimes news and pop culture unite and bring us such hits like this one…

Basically the View Hosts were supposed to be interviewing Kamala Harris today, two that you’ve never heard of, we’ll call them not Joy Behar, Whoopi, Barbara Streisand Walters, or Star Jones…tested positive for COVID….and got fucking PULLED off the stage and thrown in what I’ll presume is a van out back where they took them to COVID camp to quarantine…

Despite Joy Behar claiming they were vaccinated out of the WAZOO, which I guess is what old ladies call their cunts now that they are less a functional sex organ and more a party trick that just dangles there….

These are Break Through cases because the vaccines work, but sometimes 2 people out of 4 test positive, 2 out of 4 ain’t bad…you have to wonder if Joy is in the dressing room drinking bleach in hopes she doesn’t get taken down too…

The truth is that the two hosts do not appear to be too sick, so get your vaccines people…maybe more boosters…fight this barely deadly virus like it was ivermectin, vitamin D or even the Tetanus shot…which we’ll assume they’ll be given so they can get back to normal in the next 2 days, you know since you can’t have vaccinated COVID deaths on record, it’ll go against the vaccine working narrative….like two hosts who are vaccinated being pulled off live tv….oops…I just wish it was hazmat suit wearing people that pulled them off the stage for effect…

All this to say, the jokes write themselves, because I can’t write them, clearly….

Now you understand why Kamala kisses her gay husband with a mask on despite being vaccinated….because the vaccines work guys….if you don’t mind getting COVID….so get your shots!

Update:

After the initial LOL of the two View Hosts you’ve never heard of being publicly told they have covid despite being vaccinated, you have to remember, it was done like this intentionally, to instil fear and push vaccine boosters, otherwise it wouldn’t be done live to become a viral event. duh.

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There’s a thing called WAY BACK MACHINE….that you may need to use to see pics of Paulina back when she was younger and hotter…

The funny thing about Paulina is that she was apparently a huge fucking superstar, but I had NO idea who the fuck she was until her sugar daddy died and left her no money, so she got herself fucking some creepy Hollywood exec at some Oscar Party…only to be forced to get on social media half naked for people to remember she exists….

But Way Back Machine can help you find her old hot pics, or you can look at her old hot body….I ue way back machine to see that the CDC changed defintion of Vaccine….
You can’t make this up…It went from “Prevent Disease” pre 2004 to “Immunity to Disease” post 2004 to “Protect against Disease” two weeks ago..you can look this shit up yourself, it’s just more fuel to the aggressive censorship against smart people that is going on so that they can push these evil vaccines on people, to get them sick, or on passports, hating the unvaccinated for being PURE human…not genetically modified…

I don’t hate the vaccinated, I don’t blame them for the vaccinations, doing what they thought was right, and I don’t expect people to know how to step away from their narcissistic selfie taking, to google shit…..I hope this shit doesn’t kill them off….but there’s been a huge power grab, transfer of wealth, all for a flu…it runs deep…

They know the vaccines don’t work, so they just PUSH them harder…WONDER WHY THAT IS….maybe Paulina has the answers, you know she is Russian and could be a spy with all the answers, stare at her tits while we wait..

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Billie Eilish is one of the most famous singers/popstars/musical acts out there.

I’ve never heard any of her songs and I like to think I am better for it.

Since I don’t listen to the radio and only stream movies when I am wasted…they can’t penetrate my brain with their mind controlling radio waves that have been designed to make me CONSUME whatever they are selling me…you know that’s how the media and big business work…ROOK US IN subliminally….I’ve seen those investigative journalism reports on how Disney writes “SEX” in the clouds in the kids movies…I’ve also seen Josie and the Pussy Cats…SHOUT OUT TARA REID for showing us how the entertainment industry works with their sophisticated technologies and DEEP pockets…

SO yeah, only know that Billie Eilish is famous, don’t know if she deserves that fame according to my professionally trained fame determining mind, you know the industry ALWAYS(never) asks me my opinion on their future planted stars….because whether I think she deserves fame or not, she’s got it, so my opinion doesn’t matter…

I’m just here for the fat girl titty bounce.

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When you see Disney trained puppets behaving like this for likes, follows, views, a distraction….noise…maybe a roadmap to how to survive the apocalypse…

I am a firm believer that once you make your way into that machine….within the other machine…that is the hollywood industry…you aren’t publishing shit without it being signed off on by the handlers…

The interesting thing is NONE of these people have any opinion, other than the “general consensus”….and should be seen as evil agenda pushers….

While looking at their tits, because when on MUTE, we don’t need to suffer from the annoying things they are pushing on us, and focus on their sluttiness..

Distractors distracting….but at least she looks better than ever…not that that is saying much…

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I don’t run this site because I am a narcissist who likes talking about myself and telling really exciting stories from the land of an old, fat, dying hermit…I actually don’t know why I run the site…it’s just sort of here and not doing much so I figure why not update it.

Anyway, the don’t fall for lies and manipulation, it’s not a don’t get shot campaign, figure out what works for you, I don’t care if you like being experimental like two girls in college in the 90s when lesbian sex and other porn acts when they weren’t mandated by their peers.

My issue is more a “Fool me once” kind of thing, where I was a victim of H1N1…meaning at the time I was a hypochondriac, thinking I was going to die of Ebola, only to get sucked into the H1NI shit, never scared of dying, never scared of the Swine Flu, but not wanting to get it…it’s just that the people around me at the time were pushing it on me, I was seeing a specialist for some potential cancer scare, it was inconclusive but I haven’t died yet, I was drunk all the fucking time, I’d drink pussy juice out of a fucking diaper at an old folks home level healthy, so I didn’t really give a shit either way….

Without doing any research…others were exposed to the propaganda and marketing of the big pharma industry that sucked the government into their lie….I blindly got the shot.

I wasn’t coerced to do it by the media, but by the girl I was fucking at the time, and it wasn’t necessarily against my will, it was more a whatever, which should be seen as being against my will.

I blindly got some shot, for some sickness they fear mongered everyone around me with, that was barely deadly…the regular flu was more deadly….

I didn’t have any major reactions, it was a flu shot but different, not this shit they are pushing, but basically they admitted they fucked up, they admitted it hurt people but were liable, they basically got exposed for the lie and the manipulation, the scam from Big Pharma and the WHO manipulating local government… and your boy Fauci was behind that shot too….maybe it was a test run…but miraculously it disappeared….

H1Ni disappeared…..pretty quickly after I got the vaccine….and it was like it never happened at all. There were no deaths, no one sick, it was a lie….and I was one of the suckers who fell for it, sure it was out of laziness, complacency, not googling it….but that’s as bad as being scared into it….

Anyway, when it disappeared, I was mad that it wasn’t an epidemic, wasn’t destructive, all my friends and drinking buddies laughed at me for getting the shot, shamed me for taking an experimental shot for pussy…and as someone who never trusted medicine, giving into medicine, despite not trusting medicine, I knew to pay more attention going forward….

So I regret having got that shot, but I am glad I got duped then and not now, I learned my lesson to pay attention, it’s just that everyone else forgets the H1N1 scam because it wasn’t fear mongered as well as this time around…

So yeah…they’ve scammed me before….and they’re still trying to scam me….because these rich fucks are scammers….you are the power…listen to your damn self…

Here’s an H1N1 Video reminder…do your research….

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If you’ve watched Westworld, you’ve seen Zoe Saldana’s tits…no wait, that was Thandie Newton…FUCK…I suck at this blogging shit…you have to be a real loser to run a fucking blog about celebrities…and luckily I am just that…mainly because of running the blog about celebrities…but I was probably on my way to real loser prior to starting the site being a degenerate drunk in and out of prison who was forced to marry an obese bitch cuz she was on disability and I’d never have to pay rent…it was a selling my soul situation only the rich people who sell their soul get a way better pay out. I’m cheap…

Anyway,I am sure people get them confused all the time, because I found the pics on the FORUM and saw DR CHIN had the same issue….

So yeah….Zoe Saldana…I fucking know who she is, I’m not a racist who thinks that black girls look the same, she’s from AVATAR, you have jerked off to her in some morph suit or animated version of her…and now all these years later…12 years later…you can jerk off to her tits….

She’s “A-List’ high paid….out of New Jersey. She’s Dominican and Puerto Rican. She’s got rocking small tits especially for a 43 year old granny aged, at least in Dominican and Puerto Rico….

In important news, she’s left handed.

In more important news, she’s topless whilst being rich as fuck…and since I like small tits and tight bodies even on granny aged bitches…I’m sold…not that I was too hard to sell…

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Bella Thorne posted her big tits busting out of a bathing suit she’s wearing next to some building of the same color which was her caption, assuming she’s still a her…this pronoun shit is a joke at this point…just keep on making jokes people…

I would say that this is an inspiring shoot, but since everyone is their own SI SWIMSUIT magazine, I think more people need to get more creative…and I don’t know what that looks like, if I did, this site would probably not be a sinking ship no one bothers with, but rather an industry leading trend report…

I just know that bathing suits are clickbait and I’m looking for more…maybe Bella Thorne needs to do spoken word or something…potentially vaginal puppet shows…something less “I’m in a bathing suit”…while still being in the bathing suit, since there’s no place for clothing on social media….

I like to think she’s the future of Hollywood, Disney created, ready to take over with her minions of slutty fans….merging porn and mainstream…but there’s so many turns this shit can take, we could all turn our backs on porn….since it’s boring….and get more modest is the hottest on these people….but the reality is that it’ll just be more and more genderless porn to keep us distracted in our cells masturbating all day….which isn’t that big of a deal, since you’re in your windowless basement doing that all day anyway…

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I don’t know if you consider Bulgarians who Move to Canada because it has weak immigration laws, just not as weak as the American Southern Border, that I’ve been tempted to visit to make my way into America, as I can’t get across the border and sometimes you just need to get American things that aren’t available in Canada, like AIDS FROM FLORIDA…or at least herpes…

But yeah, I don’t know if you think imported actresses from some bullshit show about Vampire Diaries, doing some slutty selfie with her tits out, that could be push up bra tits, or just Eastern European tits, or maybe they’re pregnant tits since she’s with snowboard champion and circus clown looking Carrot Top motherfucker who is rich as fuck, and if you were him, you’d probably never take your dick out of this bitch, making grocery shopping challenging, luckily they have mexican staff for that…

I don’t know if your fetish is girls dolled up who feel like they look hot as shit, doing seductive content for attention, because maybe you find it vain and thus gross and unattractive…since hotness isn’t narcissistic fucks who you know are putting shit out there cuz they think they are hot…maybe hotness is just being hot and shutting the fuck up you self-documenting clowns…

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Years ago, there was a glimpse that writing this site was going to lead to greatness, or at least a private jet, because some now big manager hit me up to write movies for him, he went onto do things like Harry Potter and some producer or exec at Comedy Central hit me up for some show ideas and I pitched the ultimate “Pickin’ Up”….which was basically a Jackass for Pick-Up artists, so I mapped this whole concept up because Pick Up Artists was a thing, and the rogue picking up of unsuspecting bitches….this was before the whole “Hook Up Culture”….

So today, I’ve figured out the spin-off, but since no one answers my emails and the Comedy Central dude I pitched is long gone and I don’t even remember his name because he’s the enemy, and the manager who went onto do Harry Potter only answers me to deny that he used to email me about whores he fucks, you know, in case I release the emails that he’ll pretend were doctored, because who would believe a fat 50 year old blogger from Canada…I mean who even has a blog anymore…not even TEEN girls of yesteryear who dominated the format….

But that spin-off show which we can still call “Pickin Up”…will be planting hot trans girls in settings to be picked up, only to get picked up and not divulge their trans status, to film what happens after they hook up and dude realizes he just fucked inverted balls.

That’s the elevator pitch, so if you know any hollywood execs or if you are one, which you’re not, since no one reads this site, I am putting this idea out there, because it’s a good one, a relevant one, a timely one, the social experiment that needs to be done….and it doesn’t just need to be tricking straight dudes into fucking dudes who are now chicks, but we can also take girls who transition to men and put them in the gay bars, to trick gays into fucking girls who are now boys….it’ll be legendary…think of the drama…

Unfortunately, too many people will be scared to get involved because they don’t want to be seen as transphobic, while I see it as a modern America’s Funniest Home Videos or Candid Camera….

Let’s go, let’s get rich together…

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