It’s been way too fucking long since I last posted a Phoebe Price content piece. I don’t use social media and she doesn’t send me anything over email like she used to do…which hurts my feelings…but I guess I’m not relevant enough for Phoebe Price…which is pretty much the level of relevance I have…none.

I am a fan of Phoebe Price and all she’s done trolling the paparazzi and becoming the lowest level celebrity from doing publicity stunts wearing insane outfits in the places the paparazzi hang….where real celebs hide from the paparazzi when they don’t call the paparazzi…Phoebe was stalking them and going through their trash….to get in with them….and that is funny.

She wasn’t as good at translating that to her IG feed, even with the option of fake followers, gaming the system…because you need to be a digital marketer, you can’t just expect that things will happen for you because some asshole photographer gets your insane pics in a tabloid…

I don’t know if she sells her nudes, but I’ve been wanting to see her sex tape for 10 or more years, so hopefully that’s the direction she goes…because at 50 years old…she still looks good to me…THOSE TITS huge…

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Josie Canseco is wearing nothing but tanlines in more outtakes from this shoot…which is a wonderful way to stare at Josie Canseco because if you follow TANLINE THURSDAYS you know what I think about Tanlines and how they are natures highlighter of the good stuff…

Josie Canseco is probably the hottest instagram celebrity, whatever that means, I mean she’s probably better known as being Jose Canseco’s daughter, so not an instagram celebrity at all, but a hot daughter of a rich as fuck Cuban baseball player…only unlike her dad she never had to wait in line for Sugar, Toilet Paper and other luxuries of communism we should all get used to with this COVID shit…except maybe Florida and Texas you bastards and your winning.

That said…Josie plays the whole social media drama, gets involved with the Paul Brothers, it’s a whole scene, the American reality show of overpaid idiots…but Josie is hot enough to make all that otherwise annoying noise worth paying attention to..

Sure, I am potentially over-hyping her and she’s likely like all other vapid rich kid narcissists on social media…but usually the hot ones are the cooler ones…since they have nothing to really prove…because even if her legacy is being Jose Canseco’s daughter, that’s already better than most…and she’s hot…so look at her…

Here’s a few other hot pics of her being hot…

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When do you think the last time the queen and prince Philip fucked? Is that kind of information public domain?

That’s all I got…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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Her name is Gideon Adlon and yes, Gideon may be a name you’d give your pet after seeing the Gideon Bible in all the motels you’ve frequented for hooker sex, but that doesn’t mean she’s a cat or a prostitute….

What it does mean is that her mom, Pam Adlon, names her kids after bibles and pets…and who gives a shit…

Her mom, Pam Adlon is the voice of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill….but this is about what was squeezed out of her vagina, like it was a late term abortion that survived, which is really not an insult to poor Gideon, but more just my opinion of children…they are all late term abortion survivors….or ABORTIONS that never were….society is shit, stop reproducing idiots…

She is a 24 year old actor, she was just in something called The Society on Netflix which was cancelled because of COVID, but also in The Craft, which didn’t need to be remade, we have the original….and she posts weird hipster artist queer nudes on instagram but more importantly she has big tits….I guess mom used that Bobby Hill money on DAIRY AND POULTRY all jacked up on hormones….right?

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Wife VS Windshield

Worst Biker in the World…

Illegal Party!

Ice Versus Car!

A truck filled with dirt overturns on a curve

Water Cannon VS Rioters

Viral Polish Dancer

Guys VS Construction Workers

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I may shit on Ariana Grande like I was one of her ex boyfriends, Mac Miller can’t shit on her cuz he’s dead, but I guess Big Sean can…either way….I like to target the obvious like the mass death at her concert, the fact she called Americans Disgusting, how creepy her midget legs are, how fucking weird her pony tail is, how her trying to be sexy creeps me out when she’s doing her singing and dancing, both of which are annoying as fuck…..but the new American Idol or The Voice Judge…is getting paid 20 million dollars to be a Judge on the show, 7 million more than Blake, becasue…they want a younger audience watching? I guess…use Ariana to get the instagram crowd to order cable and watch a shitty singing contest…I mean why else would they choose this Nickelodeon puppet…..right?

But I should be more positive about Ariana Grande, even if she doesn’t do anything interesting and isn’t that hot….but at least she’s skinny and in this world of fat…I’ll post a skinny Ariana Grande to remind you bitches to be less fat….look how good it can look….figure it out..

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In the event you missed or want to relive VICTORIA JUSTICE DECIDING TO GET BACK INTO THE ACTING GAME BY TAKING MORE ADULT ROLES WITH RACY SEX SCENES then here’s pics of her sister who was unfortunately for her rooked into some leaked nude scandal many years ago…where one of the vagina pics had scabs on it….which may not be her vagina but a vagina linked to her…which I can’t ever not visualize everytime I see her name…which is funny considering I don’t even remember what fucking day it is…I don’t remember places I’ve been, conversations I’ve had, dreams I’ve failed myself on….but I can remember Madison Reed, Victoria Justice’s half sister’s vagina from her leaked nudes I saw once…it’s the worst photographic memory you can imagine…

Here are some stepLINKS…I mean Madison Reed pics…stepLINKS are later…DRUNK St Patrick’s Day….nudes….

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I like to blame her father for the ego she has around her pussy, he’s like “you got a real one, so flaunt it, cuz my fake one doesn’t live up to the glory of your front hole daughter”…..

The question is whether her mom tips her off or tells her to jack her pants up into herself for the paparazzi shoot they’ve coordinated to generate some conversations about her since we like cameltoes…which has evolved into a trend by all the young girls since they don’t have minds of their own and follow the leader…and this is the leader…

Or was she just really into the look and feel of her pussy with pants jacked up in it like it was one of her lesbian lover’s tongues, but what do I know and what difference does it really make…

The fact remains these are garbage humans that represent all that is wrong with our society….manipulating the media or their audience into buying shit they don’t need…despite the world collapsing….be sure to buy overpriced made in china ACTIVEWEAR…or some shit…but it is still a pussy made to look fat with the seam of tight pants up inside it…and that’s perfect for International Woman’s Day for us old timer who remember when vaginas used to matter.

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I came across these pics of Emeraude Toubia on the stepFORUM where she was in bikini selfies….

I had never heard from her and in this era of everyone being famous, even if I have heard of her, I probably wouldn’t have the capacity to remember her. I am old as shit and an alocholic…so tits are pretty interchangeable…especially in bikini unless they are SUPER famous and have been implanted into our brains like a Bill Gates microchip or they belong to girls I post on the regular…because I genuinely like hating on their tits….

I can’t keep track ever every bit role ever done by any girl you’d want to fuck…

Not that you’d want to fuck Emeraude Toubia, but she is some Mexican / Lebanese hybrid like Salma Hayek, she was born in Canada, MONTREAL WHAT UP…so she’s Canadian and has the right to escape America anytime she chooses…but she was raised in Texas…she’s 31, married to some dude named Prince Royce, which sounds familar but probably not due to being an actual prince….and why you should care is because she was in a main role on SHADOWHUNTERS….whatever the fuck that is….I’m more into the bikini content…

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