I don’t know if Jessica Lowndes the 90210-The New Class nobody who wasn’t AnaLynne McCord, but was the other shameless one who took every opportunity to get noticed seriously..has upped the size of her fake titties…but they look like they are about to fucking burst…which I guess is how you want your bolt ons…overinflated, otherwise what’s the fucking point of fake tits…to pretend they are as real as your face behind the IG filter…I mean if you’re going to be a fake, botched, plastic surgery and injected cunt, you might as well own it and go full clown with it…otherwise it is misleading to the young girls out there and that’s more irresponsible than the MALE CENTRIC MEDIA was…..when it came to body images….even though MEN will fuck anything..

I know, because I have posted 10 chicks a day for 16 or 17 years and the ugly ones get as much love as the hot ones…guys are desperate and pathetic….

Anyway, Lowndes, not Mccord, is now a Hallmark Channel actress, which unlike the industry as a whole, I am actually into….in part because I like my wholesome, cheesy, holiday themed movies to feature someone who looks like a straight up porn chick….it just makes the uplifting, wholesome Hollywood lie more obvious…

This is her basically about to fucking burst….

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I don’t know who AVA MAX is, but this is her nipple in a tight t-shirt because that’s the kind of things girls do to give you thinks to jack off to…while pretending to be progressive FREE THE NIPPLE feminists because bras are so oppressive…we get it, we remember the bra burners of the 60s happened, you’re not that innovative bro…

Not that I care what idiots use as their motivation, let them think they are revolutionary, clueless about historical nipple freeing, because I don’t expect much knowledge in any of these idiots, despite the access to all the knowledge…it’s easier to selfie..

Anwyays, she’s a singer, she’s has charted, she’s Albanian like DUA LIPA, BEBE REXHA, RITA ORA…and probably a few other popstars….in what I find fucking weird…why are they all ALbanian?

Apparently, she’s a bootleg Gaga…this is one of her annoying quotes

” I don’t like people putting me, or anyone else I know in a box”.

Now look at her bullshit tits.

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Whilst trying to give birth to whatever my rotted out intestines decided was ready to painfully eject from my system, I was on my “smart” phone looking at “apple news” app because my “smart” phone is one controlled and operated by the evil empire that is Apple….

In this “apple news” app I came across a headline that read something like “Ashley Graham Shares Pregnancy Pics” because I guess whatever rotted out of intestines and was ejected out of her vagina, because she’s got one of those vaginas that has breached the intestines due to injury from taking massive fat girl shits, and like a crackhead who had a still birth in the back alley she lives in, she took that mass off what she assumed as fecal matter and started to breast feed it….and now at a year old…it has taken human form and she calls it her child..

Point being, in her round-up of pics, there’s a wet t-shirt pic, with her fat girl tits out, all hard nippled…and Instagram says “that’s cool, fat girl nipples are cool”….and Buzzfeed, who has mainstream advertising networks that turn down any small site for far less racy content, post it up like it’s not some fat girl titty fetish content…and that offends me.

Not as much as Ashley Graham offends me as she goes around making her millions of dollars for being fetishized by an industry as this fat icon needed to market products to the fatter generation of people who can’t relate to skinny bitches traditionally used, as they are a total other species of woman…

So this fatty is out there being celebrated, getting work, being told it’s ok to be fat, telling girls it is ok to be fat, which is fucking FAKE news that should be FLAGGED on twitter as one of their “this is not actual fact, this is lies, lets delete all these fat empowerment bitches, cuz we have proof that like smoking, fat fucking kills and telling kids it’s ok and HOT to be fat, is lies used to keep society sick, unhealthy, on meds, dying young, unable to protest or fight the system, because they are too busy eating their POISON junk food”….

So not only are the ad networks like GOOGLE full of shit, if you want to see the list of bullshit ad networks, all of whom have rejected running ads on DrunkenStepfather for being a “porn” site but think it’s cool for Buzzfeed to post fat Ashley Graham tits for empowerment and diversity, when anyone jerking off to her is a fucking weirdo pervert…you can CLICK HERE

Or maybe you’re more into fat girl tits, since fat girl tits is the only redeeming quality a fat girl can have….

All this to say, we live in a weird hypocritical, inconsistent society that confuses an Autistic fuck like me……an I don’t care that Buzzfeed gets away with tits cuz they are high trafficked billion dollar media company, I am just saying how I am blacklisted for the same content, that’s discrimination and I’d care more if I was actually producing this content instead of reposting it to say “LOOK AT THIS FATTY AND HER FATTY TITS”….

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Isabella Fonte is some New Jersey mob bosses daughter, at least that’s what I assume, she could also be from Long Island, but is in Florida now as these people migrate south in the winter..

She’s obviously some kind of trained dancer, unless it’s being this flexible comes natural to her, but who fucking knows..

I just know she’s big, but not big enough on TikTok, where she is originally from I guess, since geography doesn’t exist anymore, we are all from the internet…talking to screens…

But yeah, she’s got a hot body, big tits and does ridiculous dances braless, half naked, and everything she does is hot, creepy, awkward, impressive…TikTok may be lame, like really fucking lame, but it’s based on Chinese AI, so they know what America likes seeing….and in this case…they know what I like because even as someone who hates dance, I like stlutty dance…

CHINA’s got me sucked in with this one…but i guess they’ve got us sucked-in in a lot of other ways, you know since they OWN us.

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I don’t know why I assume Nina Agdal is an overrated cunt, but I do….I’ve consistently found her to look like she’s missing a chromosome, on some Downs Syndrome level of bullshit, even when she was at the top of her game….all while being relatively boring despite being half naked with a tight body pretty much all the time, it was kind of her thing.

Then she went onto fuck some A lister who likely didn’t fuck her because he’s a known homo, Leo Dicaprio, who would likely need to be a homo to hire this one as his girlfriend for 15 minutes….only to increase her stock price to other rich guys, which leads to that quality of life she wants, since being a bikini model may make you a few million dollars, but these bitches think they are famous and important and worth that billionaire life…

So she’s gone onto sugar baby some idiot who is Christie Brinkley’s rich son, who understands or is used to the uselessness of women from Sports Illustrated who think they are hot…so he puts up with her…and I guess the rich life has brought her to the family compound in the Caribbean as it should because that’s how the rich live and when you’re the fleshlight to the rich like Nina Agdal is, you know babysitting their coddle and annoying whining rich kid bullshit to keep the dream alive, you get to cash in on that fun too…

Her ass looks like it’s in. its 30s, despite all its fitness and her face looks like R-Word (I saw some Nascar Driver got sensitivity training for saying RETARDED) is that really the world we want?

All this to say, thanks to photoshop, being unemployed so that she can stay fit, her relationship relies on it, she doesn’t look all that bad…but I still dislike her….so don’t be thinking I am getting soft, when I’m always soft….she’s a skinny bitch in a bikini who people bought into being a bikini model…there are worse things to look at…like PLUS SIZED Models..

If anything, I need to keep the skinny model dream alive…before the media takes that away from us too.

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J.Lo is not fucking a Polish person as the title may imply, she’s literally rubbing her perverted old lady pussy up against some structure as girls who like to cum often do…the vagina, once it knows how to orgasm, and J.Lo has clearly figured out how to orgasm will all that fucking she’s done, is pretty easy to make get off quickly…I mean girls may have cum in the same room as you and you’d never fucking no…because it wasn’t because of you…

J.Lo irritates me because she’s one of those super star celebrities who people love to talk about like she matters because she’s got this huge fanbase and legacy….but at 50 years old with her pile of money she still needs to put herself out there instead of going behind the scenes because she’s an overachiever…its why she became J.Lo in the first place, you know instead of working a diner or a stripper pole to may rent money for her abusive boyfriend who plays video games all day…

She irritates me because she’s been pushing this “I am so hot at 50” nonsense which really is just fucking nonsense because she’s rich and has a team of people to make her look as good as she can…plus there’s all kinds of procedures these people don’t consider plastic surgery, despite it involving injecting plastic fucking fillers inside their faces and asses…and I guess I’m just not impressed or as easily impressed as all the people hyping her up like groupie fucks trying to motivate her to start an OnlyFans…

I just see an old pig of a human with all her money trying to be jerked off to and seen as hot…which really isn’t all that important in the world…I mean yeah, hot girls get further and have it easier but when you’re already done, you’re done.

So whehter we’d all fuck J.Lo’s fat ass or not even if it’s menopause is not the point, save some fucking bikini ass content for the new generation you “take everything you can” bitch….

I like how I wrote this to J.Lo….like it’s a personalized letter to her cellulite or something…

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I don’t know about you, but I am trying to give Lucy Hale a gynocological exam in these shorts because there’s not much else to do in a given day when every celebrity is annoyingly posting propaganda about yesterday’s events from their mansions to remind you how disconnected they are from the general public…

I figure if you’re going to wear tight shorts to be on trend for the paparazzi so that you keep getting those CW shows, in a “who the fuck did she fuck at CW, is her dad an EXEC at CW, she’s had a steady stream of DUDS but still gets work”….I man maybe the people involved like the way her body looks in her tight shorts…and out of her tight shorts while she lets them jerk off to her when they drop off her residual checks from Pretty Little Liars or whatever she was on….

I don’t find her all that interesting, but thanks to these shorts and my amateur gynocologist skills…you know it’s a hobby and a passion…I think I can make out herpes scars or it could be hemorrhoids…who knows….

I don’t know why she’s paying tribute to Steve Bing, but maybe she likes how he fucked Liz Hurley and denied being her baby daddy….before klling himself after writing their baby out of the will….seems weird….

Maybe she’s doing it for Bing Crosby…Christmas did just happen and he’s the unofficial FATHER CHRISTMAS…I know I play that album on repeat….because I also dream of a white Christmas..Holiday Inn is one of my favorite movies of all time…

BUT it could be her love of BINGO…a game for all to enjoy….including Steve Wynn who got his start in the BINGO business in the even you give a fuck….because Bingo is more than just community church activity, there’s real money in it…

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Like Kim Kardashian getitng with some CNN / Prison Reform / serious intellectual talking head for the clout, rather than some outspoken rapping attention seeking celebrity….you know crackdown on the crazy and get more serious….

Jordyn Jones is out here reminding us that dancing is idiotic..so that ya’ll can stop doing it now….TIKTOK can end, we’re over it let’s move on….

Unless this is her dancing in ways she’s impressed herself enough to share….

I mean maybe she’s officially turned her back on dance despite dance being the only reasons she’s famous. Her white trash family sent her from Michigan to LA at the age of 7 to do child dance reality show that you know is fucking perverse…

She has since gone onto amass a huge audience she sells scandalous pics to, not porn, just scandalous shit, cuz she’s from Michigan and her other option was sucking dicks at the trailer park…

I do expect her to end up diabetic, 300 pounds and footless, which could be a good thing so she stops this idiotic dance shit…

I like that this looks like it was shot in a double wide in 1995 on some serial killing meth addict’s video camera he stole for that meth money…trash.

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Every day is about working out as far as I’m concerned, even if I am a fat fuck, I am able to realize that I am on a slow drawn out suicide because I don’t take the time to eat well and exercise…or quit drinking….

BUT I saw this hilarious stat that 64% of kids that are gay, bi, transgender are obese….because they are mentally unstable as obesity is a sign of unstable, emotional trauma, so obviously the fat loser who hates himself is going to identify as something people are celebrating now, to justify their difference, or to divert attention from being fat….but I guess it could be deeper rooted than the GUT to BRAIN corelation, but maybe hormonal all because people eat dog shit food instead of real healthy food…fuel your body right motherfuckers….and WORKOUt…

SO HERE ARE a bunch of girls who workout showing off their workout bodies…some fatter than others but at least they are trying…you see you don’t need to be a ripped fucking bro with your SWOLE on to get GAINS…you can just do the bare minimum to live longer and better…and there is no better way to celebrate fitness than looking at sluts….plus the fatter you get the more chance of becoming a gay tranny…so watch out…hit the fucking jumping jacks bro…

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Here’s a video that I saw on the local news about a man who was caught on camera slitting an inflattable snowman’s throat in “cottage” country outside of Montreal.

I thought it was worth sharing because it made me laugh to see a motherfucker at 5 am get out of his car to slit the throat of an inflattable snowman, like it had wronged him or some shit, because he hates obnoxious white trash Christmas decorations as much as I do I guess…but now the police are after him…and I can’t think of a funnier thing to get a criminal record for….you know when you could have just driven by it, honked, maybe punch your dashboard or passenger in the front seat and move on…but instead…this…

I am just glad there were no CCTV cameras when I was a kid doing bad shit and jerking off behind dumpsters outside Dunkin Donuts while drunk and other wild shit. You didn’t have to think “I’m on camera”….but now cameras record fucking everywhere so you can’t do dumb shit and move on with your life…and that’s the world ya’ll want…

Speaking of the world ya’ll want….here’s what I think is the best thing to happen to Drum & Bass in the last 20 years, Mr Traumatik who you NEED to check out…with his song “PLANDEMIC”….because they take your freedoms and tell you to get the VACCINE to get your freedoms back…BRAINWASHING….

Best song of the year and exactly how I feel about COVID…it kills barely anyone…99.99 percent survival rate..based on their fake COVID death claims….how about we lock down for viruses and disease that pack a more powerful punch…and actually KILL people…ya know…silly..

Here’s another one because it’s fun…

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