See what happens when I go on a quest for tits on the news….I come across other shit I would rather not see or know about. Like this one of Fidel Castro recovering in the hospital after some sort of medical problem that made him give power of Cuba over to his brother a few weeks ago. The stranger gazing into this motherfucker’s eyes while holding his hand is the President of Venezuala. The intensity of this union screams FAGGOT to me. I assume Fidel used to keep it on the downlow, brokeback mountain syle, he’d tell his wife he was going to fishing trips with his president of Venezuala friend and very little fishing actually went on. I guess when you are on your death bed, you stop caring about keeping up appearances and you just let your heart guide you, it’s some kind of spiritual shit that happens. Which brings me to the point of this post, which is my recycled Myspace message that you should send to all your friends…..

Just thought I’d write you a short note to tell you haow much I enjoyed meeting you on myspace. I can’t recall when I had a more pleasant time. Everything felt so natural, and you were very easy to talk to. It’s hard for me to identify what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it might be the combination of your great sense of humor, your charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I can sense its presence. You could call it chemistry, or better yet, the possibility that we are on the same wavelength.

I really hope that our first encounter was not our last because I felt very special when I was with you. I truly want to give our friendship a chance to grow.

Well, I guess I’ve said enough for the time being. Have a wonderful day and, hopefully, I’ll see you again real soom. If you get a chance, call me and tell me your thoughts.

Until I hear from you, take care of yourself.

Always,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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I am not racist, I just hate black people.

I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it all with all my bullshit commentary that makes this site what it is. Here I go. I guess nothing screams I need positive publicity than having your picture taken with a black baby in diapers. That’s like going on a mission to Africa and having your picture taken injected AIDS medication in a 7 year old, it’s like going to the retard shelter and having a picture of your taking a retard on a piggyback ride. That’s like going to a third world country and having a picture of you building a fucking well for the village, or taking it amongst yourself to breast feed a baby who’s mother just died. The point of all this is to say that Paris a slut, who does nothing good for the world, she uses her pussy for as a self-destructive way to feel worth. She spends all her money on cars, designer clothes and houses. She vacations all fuckin’ year round and people buy into her bullshit. She has single handedly ruined the next generation of girls, making them think acting a fool and slutting out is the way to the top, not always a bad thing, until they turn 25 and get their HIV test results back. So Paris can try to doop all of us into thinking she’s so fucking philanthropic, but she ain’t nothing but a whore. This has been a post of hate. Cuddles.

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I am not racist, I just hate black people.

I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it all with all my bullshit commentary that makes this site what it is. Here I go. I guess nothing screams I need positive publicity than having your picture taken with a black baby in diapers. That’s like going on a mission to Africa and having your picture taken injected AIDS medication in a 7 year old, it’s like going to the retard shelter and having a picture of your taking a retard on a piggyback ride. That’s like going to a third world country and having a picture of you building a fucking well for the village, or taking it amongst yourself to breast feed a baby who’s mother just died. The point of all this is to say that Paris a slut, who does nothing good for the world, she uses her pussy for as a self-destructive way to feel worth. She spends all her money on cars, designer clothes and houses. She vacations all fuckin’ year round and people buy into her bullshit. She has single handedly ruined the next generation of girls, making them think acting a fool and slutting out is the way to the top, not always a bad thing, until they turn 25 and get their HIV test results back. So Paris can try to doop all of us into thinking she’s so fucking philanthropic, but she ain’t nothing but a whore. This has been a post of hate. Cuddles.

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Someone just sent this into me, I was going to put it in the stepLINKS, but realize that no one clicks on my stepLINKS, and I couldn’t allow for this to be overlooked. It’s a fucking bodybuilder slut in her bikini top doing that pec dance that jocks used to do by the pool while trying to impress the girls in beach movies from the ’60s. This is the email that was attached to the link:

Some people don’t have lives. Bodybuilders fall into this category, even if they are young, blond, slags. They think they have lives because they lift. They think they are social because they lift together. They are actually obsessed freaks who are constantly seeking the approval they never got growing up. Similar to fat, Mexican, alcoholic bloggers. Bitch. Here’s a link.

I agree with what dude’s saying about people who lift together drink protein shakes together or whatever it is he was trying to get at about insecurities and obsession. We live in an obsessed world. People constantly over-compensate for whatever they got issues about whether it’s a fat bitch starving herself, or a girl with daddy issues letting the football team fuck her up the ass, or the 35 year old miserable mexican blogger who drinks just to stomach crawling into bed with a 300 pound furnace of a wife who smells of cookie dough…..Point of all this is to say that obsessed people who obviously go over the top in whatever they do make for good content, so I hope it never ends.

On a side note, I remember going to the strip club with stepSTEVE and trying to get this one body builder stripper, who would do chin ups on stage, to arm wrestle him. It never happened, but I was really intrigued by her massive back muscles, tiny muscular ass, and huge implanted tits. I remember not knowing whether to look at her box when she dropped her metallic bikini bottom…but I obviously looked and bitch’s clit was bigger than my dick, which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.

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Someone just sent this into me, I was going to put it in the stepLINKS, but realize that no one clicks on my stepLINKS, and I couldn’t allow for this to be overlooked. It’s a fucking bodybuilder slut in her bikini top doing that pec dance that jocks used to do by the pool while trying to impress the girls in beach movies from the ’60s. This is the email that was attached to the link:

Some people don’t have lives. Bodybuilders fall into this category, even if they are young, blond, slags. They think they have lives because they lift. They think they are social because they lift together. They are actually obsessed freaks who are constantly seeking the approval they never got growing up. Similar to fat, Mexican, alcoholic bloggers. Bitch. Here’s a link.

I agree with what dude’s saying about people who lift together drink protein shakes together or whatever it is he was trying to get at about insecurities and obsession. We live in an obsessed world. People constantly over-compensate for whatever they got issues about whether it’s a fat bitch starving herself, or a girl with daddy issues letting the football team fuck her up the ass, or the 35 year old miserable mexican blogger who drinks just to stomach crawling into bed with a 300 pound furnace of a wife who smells of cookie dough…..Point of all this is to say that obsessed people who obviously go over the top in whatever they do make for good content, so I hope it never ends.

On a side note, I remember going to the strip club with stepSTEVE and trying to get this one body builder stripper, who would do chin ups on stage, to arm wrestle him. It never happened, but I was really intrigued by her massive back muscles, tiny muscular ass, and huge implanted tits. I remember not knowing whether to look at her box when she dropped her metallic bikini bottom…but I obviously looked and bitch’s clit was bigger than my dick, which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.

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I don’t actually cover news stories on this site because I do not watch/read/listen to the news. I do this to keep as ignorant as possible because with ignorance comes a pure uneducated opinion that is usually a lot funnier than someone who pretends to know what’s up. I used to hate the motherfuckers I’d run into or sit next to in coffee shops who would run their mouths off on shit they knew nothing about. They act like political analysts when all they know is what they see/read/hear. I think those are the same people who ran home and started a blog when their immediate friends dropped them as friends because everytime they got together dude would talk about some CNN shit no one cares about. That said, this isn’t really a news story. There was a forrest fire in St Tropez and these are some pics taken from the beach. I only looked at them, hoping to see tits, because let’s face it, I fucking love tits so much that they make me do research on a news story. This fucked with my whole plan of staying ignorant and it isn’t the first time a set of tits made me do something I promised myself I’d never do. Unfortunately, after looking at the pics, there aren’t any tits at all. There aren’t even any hot bitches, just an old dude and his fat wife. So now I am hurting for tits, if any of you are girls or have girlfriends send in some nudes of them. I don’t make money off the site and tits make it all worth my time. Don’t bother sending pics that aren’t of you or your girlfriend either, because I have google too and I can search up Amateur Porn just as well as you can. I know this isn’t a funny post, I didn’t throw in one fucking joke. I shoulda thought it through a little better than I did, but I guess we can’t change the past, can we?

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My email was down all day and I didn’t even realize it. That’s because I generally get about 4 emails a day, 3 of which are SPAM and 1 that is a link to something useless that someone useless wants promoted. I am all for useless, it’s kinda the story of my life and the why it took me over 13 hours to realize my “mailbox” was full. A Mailbox is a lot different than Female Box, for those of you who aren’t familiar with ‘Giner. Either way, email is back and I am here posting a bunch of useless links for you – cuz that’s kinda what I do. Assholes.

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I have seen Kimberly Stewart in so many fucking pictures the last 1.5 years I have been doing this site. I have always found her busted, even when she had her shitty implants that looked like they were done at the flea market. I have also always hated her father, I hate his voice, I hate that he has little man syndrome and I hate the fact that stupid tall blonde model bitches fuck his wallet and get pregnant. What I never knew was that Kimmy had a sister and that sister is a lot hotter than she is. Which isn’t saying much. I would totally bang her, which is also not saying much. I have pretty much no standards. Cuddles.