I have been sick on and off for the last month. It is worse now that it’s ever been and that is why I haven’t updated the site in a few days. I did however gather some links to occupy you until my return to the website updates. I have missed a lot of good posts and the site is suffering hard, I suck at life and if I was Asian, I’d want to be called Wong Lee. …now here are the links motherfuckers….

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I am not updating as much as I did last week, because I figure one good link dump is worth 15 decent updates. This is not that link dump, but check out some of the shit that’s made its way into my box and by box I mean vagina. I don’t know what I am saying – just click the motherfucker…

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There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or the dude who got his daughter pregnant hangs out with him all day long drinking out of his 40 of beer. Today, I saw them in front of the building testing out a mini-bike. I don’t know how they can afford mini-bikes, but I don’t ask, mainly because they hate me for being Mexican. That said, Nicky Hilton and her cunt of a friend remind me of those two guys, wasting away their lives doing nothing, only they do it a lot more expensive, but still hate mexicans and by mexicans I mean Lohan. There are some smoking pics in here for HornyLohanWanker. You’re welcome.

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There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or the dude who got his daughter pregnant hangs out with him all day long drinking out of his 40 of beer. Today, I saw them in front of the building testing out a mini-bike. I don’t know how they can afford mini-bikes, but I don’t ask, mainly because they hate me for being Mexican. That said, Nicky Hilton and her cunt of a friend remind me of those two guys, wasting away their lives doing nothing, only they do it a lot more expensive, but still hate mexicans and by mexicans I mean Lohan. There are some smoking pics in here for HornyLohanWanker. You’re welcome.

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Sexy Music Video – video powered by Metacafe

I don’t understand french people and I definitely don’t understand black or asian people, so this music video makes no fucking sense to me, other than the fact that strippers are getting banged with glowstick like their pussies were a fucking rave and after a pap smear it would probably reveal that the bacterial level of these boxes are probably not that far off from being a rave. Either way, this is a horrible song and a cheap video that you should watch til the end. I’m sure you’ll dig it. Considering you’re a virgin. Oh and I am back from my weekend away, welcome me back fuckers.

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So I go to a wedding this past summer. I meet a drunken girl who is trying to piss off her controlling parents. Her solution is get fucking wasted. Bitch caused a huge fucking scene and complained the whole night about how she wishes she was dead and how she hated her life. Definitely my kind of slut. I find the whole thing entertaining so I hang out with her for a bit. Her mother comes up to tell her to behave herself and that she’s embarrassing the family and she tells her mom to go fuck herself. She was doing what most angry 16 years olds do, only difference is, this bitch is in her 20s and doesn’t even live at home anymore. She goes on telling me about how her dad is gonna beat her up for this, and all the regular “Victim” bullshit. I don’t feel sorry for her and I get bored of her shit so I go to the bar to get a couple more drinks because let’s face it, I live for open-bar. She disappears. I run into her later, and her knee is bleeding. I ask her what happened, thinking maybe her dad gave her a the beating she was talkin’ about, but find out she tried to fuck one of the 15 year old guests, but fell off the ledge and ripped her leg open. Point of all this was to say that that 15 year old has already got way more action than any motherfucker who’s into Wonder Woman. These pictures are for those Wonder Woman losers who read this site. That’s the story I heard.

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I haven’t been by a computer in 48 hours at this point, but the site is still uploading, I hope. If you are reading this, than it is. Either way these are some links I found a couple days ago, and I will be back to the site by Monday. I want you cunts to send in some links so that my life is a little easier and more importantly we get the best fucking link dump going on the net. Stop being so fucking Lazy. That’s all I have to say about that. Have a good fucking weekend.

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Christina Aguilera reminds me of my experience fucking a Fleshlight. I thought the Fleshlight was designed for losers who have no social skills and have never had the chance to exeperience a real cunt, so they use this rubber pussy thinking that that is what sex is like and never really knowing the difference, because the Fleshlight enables losers to remain losers. Why bother leaving the house when you can fuck a rubber pussy that other losers say is better than the real deal. Anyway, I was given a fleshlight (new) from a friend of mine (I used to have friends), he thought it would be a funny joke. So this fucking rubber pussy is sitting in my kitchen cabinet for about 3 months, because I had no real storage space in the one room hell I lived in. Everytime I go in there to grab a can of creamed corn, soup, ramen noodles, or whatever budget food I was living on, I’d see this fucking thing staring back at me. I eventually broke down on a lonely drunken night and fucked that motherfucker like I was paying it by the hour. I busted and that’s when the humilation hit. Here I am sitting with a rubber pussy full of cum and lube all over my dick. So I take it to the bathroom and wash it out lookin in the mirror at myself realizing that out of all the things I have done, all the whores I have fucked, all the drugs I have done, all the drunken nights, this was the single most humiliating experience. I threw the fleshlight back in the cupboard and 6 months later, threw it out cuz I didn’t want to have someone find it had I died in my sleep or some shit. Even though I’d be dead, I’d still be embarrassed, because you know if you find that in someone’s cabinet, you’re not thinking it’s never been used….If you’re wondering why X-Tina is like a fleshlight, you’re not alone. I have no idea where I was going with that story.

X-Tina Leaving The Ivy:

Last Week’s See Through Dress:

At Ronnie Scotts….Whatever the Fuck That Is….

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Christina Aguilera reminds me of my experience fucking a Fleshlight. I thought the Fleshlight was designed for losers who have no social skills and have never had the chance to exeperience a real cunt, so they use this rubber pussy thinking that that is what sex is like and never really knowing the difference, because the Fleshlight enables losers to remain losers. Why bother leaving the house when you can fuck a rubber pussy that other losers say is better than the real deal. Anyway, I was given a fleshlight (new) from a friend of mine (I used to have friends), he thought it would be a funny joke. So this fucking rubber pussy is sitting in my kitchen cabinet for about 3 months, because I had no real storage space in the one room hell I lived in. Everytime I go in there to grab a can of creamed corn, soup, ramen noodles, or whatever budget food I was living on, I’d see this fucking thing staring back at me. I eventually broke down on a lonely drunken night and fucked that motherfucker like I was paying it by the hour. I busted and that’s when the humilation hit. Here I am sitting with a rubber pussy full of cum and lube all over my dick. So I take it to the bathroom and wash it out lookin in the mirror at myself realizing that out of all the things I have done, all the whores I have fucked, all the drugs I have done, all the drunken nights, this was the single most humiliating experience. I threw the fleshlight back in the cupboard and 6 months later, threw it out cuz I didn’t want to have someone find it had I died in my sleep or some shit. Even though I’d be dead, I’d still be embarrassed, because you know if you find that in someone’s cabinet, you’re not thinking it’s never been used….If you’re wondering why X-Tina is like a fleshlight, you’re not alone. I have no idea where I was going with that story.

X-Tina Leaving The Ivy:

Last Week’s See Through Dress:

At Ronnie Scotts….Whatever the Fuck That Is….

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