I don’t really have anything to say about this slag, because I am too lazy to IMDB her to find out who she is and these bikini pics are pretty weak and not really deserving of a post. I will post them anyway and we’ll leave it at that.

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I get shit on for ripping off other sites, when I don’t even get my pics, but people love to complain that I am not first on anything. I would like to say that of course I am not first on this shit. It is fucking summer and I am not hooked up with exclusive sources cuz I suck at life. I would also like to say that I had no computer the last 4 days, so even if I didn’t suck at life, I wouldn’t be able to post these pics. I am not explaining myself, I know I am the captain of a sinking ship, and I am okay with that. Almost as the time I offered two french whores with cleavage tattoos and who dressed like J-Lo and looked like Rosie O’Donnel a french fry while they sipped a Heineken in some dive bar i was in. When they pretended to not see me with the french fry, I went back with the ketchup. When they continued to pretend a dirty mexican wasn’t standing in front of them with a french fry in one hand and jar of ketchup in the other, I tell them that they look like they really like to eat french fries, they ignore me so I go on stage and sing Eternal Flame by the Bangles cuz that’s just how I role. Point of the story is that their is no point of the story. That was deep wasn’t it. I am a fucking philosopher. Now dis me for how slow I am on pics.

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Kid Rock is marrying Pam Anderson. That’s the story I heard. I can explain the logic behind this move if you want to hear it. Which you don’t because I have about 10 readers while other sites are rockin’ over 100,000 readers a day, I guess that makes me a failure, but I am going to tell you this Kid Rock theory because it’s fucking golden.

When a girl you are raw doggin’ gives you herpes, it’s in your best interest to stick it out with her, because it’s such a pain in the ass telling new girls about your herpes and they are never fully comfortable suckin’ on your dick, they’ll always hold back a bit and you don’t want the shit. Especially when you had a slut who got herpes in your back pocket. I guess the same goes of AIDS, HIV, Hepatitis and even HPV, but everyone’s got HPV….so I guess that one doesn’t count.

That means if you’ve fucked a dirty little ditch pig and slut gave you a lifelong rash…or a gift that keeps giving, marry her, that’s what Kid Rock is doing and Kid Rock is someone we should all be using as an example to live our lives by. Especially back in the dead midget make a wish foundation years. Now go fuck yourself.

More Pictures of Pamela Anderson:

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Kid Rock is marrying Pam Anderson. That’s the story I heard. I can explain the logic behind this move if you want to hear it. Which you don’t because I have about 10 readers while other sites are rockin’ over 100,000 readers a day, I guess that makes me a failure, but I am going to tell you this Kid Rock theory because it’s fucking golden.

When a girl you are raw doggin’ gives you herpes, it’s in your best interest to stick it out with her, because it’s such a pain in the ass telling new girls about your herpes and they are never fully comfortable suckin’ on your dick, they’ll always hold back a bit and you don’t want the shit. Especially when you had a slut who got herpes in your back pocket. I guess the same goes of AIDS, HIV, Hepatitis and even HPV, but everyone’s got HPV….so I guess that one doesn’t count.

That means if you’ve fucked a dirty little ditch pig and slut gave you a lifelong rash…or a gift that keeps giving, marry her, that’s what Kid Rock is doing and Kid Rock is someone we should all be using as an example to live our lives by. Especially back in the dead midget make a wish foundation years. Now go fuck yourself.

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I have been fighting with the fake Lohan all day. I don’t know if I brought that up today. I lost the response I sent her, but shit was fucking golden. This is the last reply she sent me:

From SKEEZ

hah wow, you’re a fucking cunt
this is me so fuck off, you really need a hobby oh wait you have one stalking me. do me a favor stop stalking me and trash talking me when you don’t know me, i’m not a fucking slut and my body is just fine hunny. no wonder a cunt like you dosn’t have a girlfriend or friends. i have nothing against filipinos nor am i racists and i find it cute that you are going to say shit about filipinos or any race for that matter, grow up cunt. don’t talk to me i didn’t ask for you to speak to me or start shit with me but before you start making accusations and saying shit about someone or people get your fucking facts straight.

All I said to her was that I knew she wasn’t the real Lohan and that she was a Filipino 14 year old. Anyway, I am posting this in the Sofia Vergara post because Mexican Bitches are the new Filipino’s when it comes to cleaning apartments/hotel rooms/ homes.

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I saw a couple of Black guys walking out of a Chinese restaurant today. One was on his cell phone. I heard him say that his name was T Little. He got into a 100,000 dollar mercedes. What do you think he does for a living?

I will give you a hint. We have no professional sports here. We have no famous black actors from here. We have no famous rappers from here. Maybe he’s a doctor.

While you think about it, you can look at pics of J-Love shopping for some food to feed her fat ass. Pig.

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I saw a couple of Black guys walking out of a Chinese restaurant today. One was on his cell phone. I heard him say that his name was T Little. He got into a 100,000 dollar mercedes. What do you think he does for a living?

I will give you a hint. We have no professional sports here. We have no famous black actors from here. We have no famous rappers from here. Maybe he’s a doctor.

While you think about it, you can look at pics of J-Love shopping for some food to feed her fat ass. Pig.

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I didn’t have the right software on this piece of shit computer to update today. But I have it now and I have decided to take on a new outlook on life. I am like a drug addict who had a drug overdose and has now decided to give his life over to the church. I am like a person who survived cancer who has thrown out their cigarettes forever. I am like a fat bitch who can’t get up the stairs and decides to stop eating the oreos and join some Richard Simon’s dance program to loose her gunt. I am like a deadbeat dad who is forgiven by his 20 year old son for the years of neglect. It’s new fucking beginnings and I have decided that I can either take two routes, the church or hell. I will let you know which one I go with.

In the meantime, here are some Aguilera pics that were out last night, but I couldn’t post them, cuz of the computer situation. I expect some of you to start dissing me on how slow and useless i am – NOW. That’s the story I heard. Motherfucker.

These Were The Pictures From Yesterday…

These are the pictures from Today…

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I didn’t have the right software on this piece of shit computer to update today. But I have it now and I have decided to take on a new outlook on life. I am like a drug addict who had a drug overdose and has now decided to give his life over to the church. I am like a person who survived cancer who has thrown out their cigarettes forever. I am like a fat bitch who can’t get up the stairs and decides to stop eating the oreos and join some Richard Simon’s dance program to loose her gunt. I am like a deadbeat dad who is forgiven by his 20 year old son for the years of neglect. It’s new fucking beginnings and I have decided that I can either take two routes, the church or hell. I will let you know which one I go with.

In the meantime, here are some Aguilera pics that were out last night, but I couldn’t post them, cuz of the computer situation. I expect some of you to start dissing me on how slow and useless i am – NOW. That’s the story I heard. Motherfucker.

These Were The Pictures From Yesterday…

These are the pictures from Today…

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There comes a time in every party slut’s life when the fruits of their labor finally start to pay off. That means that if a bitch drinks like a fish and snorts yay like a fiend all the fucking time, like it’s her fucking job, from the age of 19 to 30, her face, skin, heart and ass will all be nicely damaged. Looking at pictures of this cunt, I realize that she’s no longer the bright eyes I saw on American Pie and that I have been around hookers that have less damage to them than her. That’s not to say that you shouldn’t want to fuck her, every hole is a goal, and the fact that she’s this washed up already gives you, the common folk a better chance than you know to bag her, and by bag her I mean slam her with 6 condoms, because she’s a walking petri dish of cum, silicone, cellulite and disease. If you are wondering why I know what I petri dish is, it’s because I used to sell my body to science. Being a human guinea pig paid better than welfare. True Story.

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