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2020

23

Mar

Angela Olszewska Shows Her Puberty of the Day

Angela Olszewska wasn’t ya’ll to know that she’s not one of those alopecia looking pussies that’s been waxed the fuck down by some asian body waxer at some asian waxing salon, where the coronavirus was clearly created from all the pussy bacteria left on the waxing strips….

She got bush ya’ll….

As a person who lives and dies by the bush, a bush activist, a bush philanthropist, the kind of bush lover that has tried to take down waxing salons by protesting them, and getting jobs in them, to take them out from the inside…

I don’t buy that waxing pussy is a construct of the patriarchy, but appreciate all the bush being grown out because of the protest against the patriarchy…because I am a bush advocate!!

Dudes will fuck anything, hairy or not…just ask Oscar the cab driver from Turkey I once knew who used to fuck farm animals…

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2020

19

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Celebs in Glasses of the Day

People fucking love random bullshit top 10 lists that are totally not scientific based, but rather just a compilation of the 10 best celebs in glasses pics we could find in the 2-3 minutes it took us to find the 10 images in this post.

It’s clickbait motherfuckers, for the sake of you getting all mad in a “you forgot to mention” whatever the fuck your idea of a hot celeb in glasses pic is.

Who even has a glasses fetish anyway? Not me, I’m all for eye injuries when you cum in a bitch’s face…some fucking CONJUNCTIVITIS for you….at least that’s what I tell you it is…knowing very well that it’s OCULAR HERPES….sluts.

Alexis Ren
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Alexis Ren

Barbara Palvin
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Barbara Palvin

Gillian Jacobs
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Gillian Jacobs

Hailee Steinfeld
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Hailee Steinfeld

Hilary Duff
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Hilary Duff

Sydney Sweeney
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Sydney Sweeney

Zoey Deutch
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Zoey Deutch

Adriana Lima
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Adriana Lima

Anya Taylor Joy
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Anja Taylor Joy

Alexandra Daddario
Top 10 Celebs In Glasses Alexandra Daddario

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2020

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I want to shout out all the grocery store workers, delivery people, mail men risking their lives all day, but I am just here feeling too sorry for the influencers who can’t travel the way they want to, even though flight and hotel prices are down, just craving that luxury beach vacation with rich people to selfie themselves in places you can’t afford to go because you’re EATING your fucking cat food, too scared to leave the house…

I am excited for all the influencers to stop getting paid and to go into foreclosure on their million dollar houses…

Assholes…

Here are some stepLINKS….


Best COVID Memes
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Chelsea Hooker and Her Friend Being Half Naked….
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Paris Hilton Hot in Fuck Me Boots during Coronavirus
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Old Man Boxing….
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Motorcycle Near Collision
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Bianca Mihoc is a Hot and Naked Survivalist!
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard to Appear in Court
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A Short Discussion on Epidemics…
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Judith Leclerc Lets Her Titties Out
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2020

16

Mar

Coronavirus Challenge – Girl Licking Plane Seat cuz Fuck COVID-19 of the Day

I don’t know if this is real, lots of bullshit out there, but I laughed.

Corona Virus Perverts are out there trying to buy viles of spit on the internet to drink, it’s a fetish….like those dudes who used to try to get AIDS…then there’s all the lame corona themed porn and selfies…with everyone being a fucking comedian busting their own toilet paper jokes….

I try not to pay attention to social media, but besides all the memes being posted about the Coronavirus, there’s a lot of fucking annoying misinformation, then the people pulling the “tough” guy fearless, this is no big deal, they are just trying to ruin Trump’s economy by killing all 80 year old italians….

Anyway, chaos across the board, lock down / shut downs….self isolation and the naysayers….

So as you read from people who are not epidemiologists, but hobby epidemiologist now that their hobby political analyst and economist positions have been replaced with new social issues…telling you “it’s no big deal”….and your governement locks down everything that would represent FREEDOM, to contain a virus….

There are people saying it is the New World Order conducting population and mind control…stealing your freedoms with a “fake” disease that’s basically a cold….shutting down industry to swing their powerful dicks instead of it being because of a real threat of a real virus….

Then there’s the people out there licking toilet seats….in the CORONA VIRUS challenge to prove how they fear no disease for social media clout.

The world is nuttier than ever!

This is probably fake news a fake challenge, but people I know don’t believe in the virus and are going on with life as per usual, except totally inconvenienced by all the panic, paranoia, etc.

This is the girl behind the stunt – Ava Louise

The official video:

Pics from her IG…

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2020

13

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Fighting the Coronavirus of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger knows all about keeping herself germ free. As a homosexual in the 80s, before she transitioned, she was probably surrounded by the AIDS virus, or the “GAY FLU” as they called it.

As the bottom who didn’t know she was destined to be a woman, because she hadn’t done enough party drugs to really get her to that place as it wasn’t the “mainstream” she probably had a bunch of scares.

But after pulling her life together, getting tits glued on, her dick cut off, and her stripper dances down…she found success, in what was her true calling and is now living her dream.

In living her dream, she won’t let no COVID-19 get her down….masks fucking on….which is only ironic because her face is already a mask thanks to all them injections!

Funny enough, she looks hotter in a mask, maybe something to look into on some MUSLIM level.

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2020

11

Mar

Camille Kostek is Fucking Ugly of the Day

I just saw these pics of Camille Kostek, who is some hyped up Sports Illustrated plus sized model that has sex or is the beard to that faggot GRONK….and I looked at them for a solid 3-30 seconds and thought “that girl is not fucking hot.

Clearly, all the loser dudes out there who visit sites like Sports Illustrated find any of the girls in bikinis hot.

They write things like “You made me rise to the Occassion” in the comments….you basic fucks can’t handle looking at girls, any girls, it just excites you too much, forcing you to write awkward comments on their content. It’s weird, but nothing has changed over the years, from the time I started this site to identify overrated garbage chicks being marketed as hot, I’ve had pushback from dudes…calling me a fag for calling the girls out fo rnot being hot.

What they don’t realize is that I’ve stuck my dick in things that smelled worse that raw sewage and that looked like fucking death….it’s not a fagoot thing to say some chick being pushed on me as a “model” with that all American fat blonde chick look is not as good as she thinks she is, as the people putting her on think she is…it’s fake fucking news…

Whether a girl is fuckable and whether she is hot are mutually fucking exclusive…everything is fuckable if you try hard enough…but not everything is hot…just because some outdated bikini magazine that features fat chicks and old ladies says it is that way….

Fucking idiots buying into bullshit..and this bitch better get knocked up by GRONK to solidify her place before people catch onto her fucking lie.

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2020

10

Mar

Cameron Diaz Parking Ticket Porn of the Day

There was a time when Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing around….that time is long gone, she married some faggot loser mall brand pile of shit songstress and had his kid and proved to us that she’s a fucking loser too.

I am not the kind of loser who gets mad when celebs get boyfriends. There are people like that, usually virgin losers who have blogs or who leave angry comments on instagram about the boyfriends and I’ve always found that to be real fucking pathetic, so pathetic that I created a website for those people to jack off to.

I legitimately think the Good Charlotte brothers are lame as shit and every 40 year old chick who has fucked them is too….from Nicole Richie to Paris Hilton to Cameron Diaz…to all the other groupies…just lame fucking losers too.

But I figure since the old bitch Cameron is being seen in her old lady retirement cuz she knows she’s rich as fuck and not nearly as hot as she was…I’ll post it for old times…

Mom jeans on a literal mom pushing 50….hotness like the fever you’ll get going to the grocery store in this Corona scare…looking at all the other old moms who dress equally slutty….

The only hot thing in this pic is that bitch got a ticket because she’s entitled and doesn’t think parking rules apply to her. Above the law cuz she’s famous…and what’s a 60 dollar ticket to her…she makes more the 60 dollars on her pile of money in the time it took her to remove the ticket from her windshield….oh how the rich live….

Cameron Diaz has done well career-wise, but she should have done better with her personal life choices. Disappointing…

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2020

09

Mar

Maya Got her Titties Out of the Day

I haven’t posted a titty shoot in a while, which is weird, since I consider this to be a titty site, but I guess I am lazy, or realize that no one gives a fuck about the tits I post, and in a time when we’re all going to die of some virus, titty shoots lack relevance or importance, even though I know that is not true and that titty shoots will alway be relevant and important.

That said, this Maya Chick has her tits out. I used to call them hipster nude shoots, cuz artist girls who pretended to be feminists, or fame whores who went on to become instagram models. So they weren’t really hipsters then, but they were mainstream idiots trying to be high concept or edgy, when really just flashing tit for likes….but then everything went that style and now you aren’t even living unless your tits are in at least one photoshoot on the internet…this is Maya and her tits being mainstream as fuck trying to get more mainstream…cuz hipster shoots are a a thing of the past.

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2020

04

Mar

Abigail Spencer Nip for Fashion Week of the Day

Abigail Spencer risked catching the Corona Virus while hanging out at Fashion Week in an outfit that shows off her 38 year old nipple, because nipples are cool, socially acceptable devices to feed babies, and not something for women to be ashamed of, no matter how many dudes jack off to them, if anything the dudes jacking off to them is more reason to be empowered showing them, because admit it or not, girls like like being jerked off to.

I guess this is also a case of “I’m 38, I need to get noticed, and Nipples Tend to do that, this is the perfect storm of nipples being exposed being all good, because at 38 I remember when I’d be confused as being a whore for this”….while I’m not confusing anyone for being anything….as I know exactly what the motivation of this outfit was.

I just don’t know who the fuck ABIGAIL SPENCER is…but she is an actor….from a Soap Opera, so basically a porn chick, but also from Meghan Markle’s show, so we can assume she’s part of the slut gang capitalizing on the Royal Family, destroying a poor Prince’s life for their bottom feeding celebrity fame….she looks like someone I hate. No wonder she’s at Fashion Week being as luxurious as her trashy opportunist old as shit ass can be.

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2020

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not letting the Corona Virus get in the way of my rub and tugs at the asian massage parlour.

I will not give into the media hype to crash the stock market on Friday, in efforts for rich people to buy up all the stocks at a low only for them to sky rocket again….

I will not wait in line at Costco amongst all the CORONAVIRUS that hasn’t been detected to get mass supplies to power me through the CORONAVIRUS scare…while dying of Corona Virus I got at Costco getting my supplies to power through the CORONAVIRUS scare….

It’s times like these that being a hermit works out nicely for me….not that I fear virus, I’ve accepted humans are disgusting piles of disease the first time I got throat yeast infection from a seemingly nice and wholesome girl I met at a bar who “doesn’t do that kind of thing”, but my “charm” was too hard to resist because it made her so tired she could barely walk…you know romance….but the joke was on me with every time I tried to swallow for a week until I ate a tube of Monistat.

I will however judge fat women on social media pretending to be fighting for body positivity, fighting against body shaming because it allows them to be fat and lazy and complaining…like all girls do.

Some morning links, don’t mind if I do…

Ford f150 with Reaper Wheels
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Dashcam Footage Shows Bridge Collapse
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Madonna Fell
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Landslide of the Day
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Mindy Kaling’s 10 Million Dollar Home
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Rammstein’s Euro Tour
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Kylie Jenner’s Slutty SHoot
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Some Chick in a Bikini Shoot
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Dumb Cop jokes
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