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2020

13

Apr

Bella Hadid Nudes of the Day

Bella Hadid Nudes

Bella Hadid posted up these pictures, that may be branded as a collab with VOGUE, but that are really just her doing barely elaborate nude selfies, posing in front of a dozen dead roses, high concept….so edgy.

The COVID crisis has turned all on the fence whores into full on sex workers, I think more nudes are being produced now than ever before, so I find it offensive that this trashy rich kid’s nudes are packaged as art and fashion, allowing her to be an “it-girl” despite looking like a hard faced dude…when all the other nudes are smut….

Not that the hypocrisy really bothers me, I’ve been posting up nude celebrity content for years, content they produce and I’m labelled a porn site, even though the images live on Instagram.

I am used to the “you’re porn, even though this is not porn by any other measure”….but I still think it’s some bullshit, mainly because these nudes suck, stop paying some trashy rich kid to be an “it-girl” when she’s zero compelling, zero hot, and zero fucking interesting..not to mention her nudes, whether for fashion or not, are fucking garbage…embarrassing even….catalog it low hanging fruit that it is.

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2020

13

Apr

Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny of the Day

Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny

We have had >PHOEBE PRICE, and FRENCHY MORGAN mock the sanctity of celebrity…by getting into silly themed costumes, whether for COVID or EASTER or BOTH, because celebrity is a fucking joke…and if you move to LA to get as close as you can to the glitz of celebrity, you might as well make the most of your obscurity and produced themed content for the paparazzi to sell to low hanging fruit magazines, or for you to post on social media you barely have any fans on, because you’re not compelling enough of a shameless opportunist in her 40s being slutty by wearing costumes.

The only difference with Blanca Blanco than the other low hanging fruit, 40 year old clickbaiters, is that she’s actually worked as an actress…look at her now!

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Blanca Blanco Scary Easter Bunny

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2020

09

Apr

THROWBACK THURSDAY the Kelly Brook was Skinny for a Day of the Day

I have been seeing these pictures circulating the internet today and I figured if anyone is going to make money off posting these pics, not that I make money, but if I did, it is going to be me….

I am the guy who has been writing mean spirited shit about Kelly Brook since 2005, when these pictures first hit….I mean I’ve been calling her fat for as long as I can remember, then there was the time I made fun of her miscarriage, then there was the time I drank with Euro Rugby players who had fucked her or knew guys who did, because she’s a Rugby Slut, not sure what you call those…not a Pig Skin, but maybe just a pig?

Either way, the titty model no one actually gives a fuck about, who went to America to be an actress, only to dive into their fast food harder than ever, realizing she’s now 40, and that being fat doesn’t matter, everything is plus sized so that she doesn’t have to starve herself like she did in 2005, back when these pics were taken….plus being fat make her titties better.

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Here’s her now…for LOLZ…

Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits in White Bikini

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2020

09

Apr

Ariana Fedorova is a Model on Curfew of the Day

Since we are going through this global pandemic together but apart, some models have been using the opportunity to put together photoshoots of them at home, under curfew or lockdown, depending where they are…despite the whole social distancing thing…they’re inviting photographers in to take pics…because the pics are more important than the virus they’ll likely survive from…not to mention if they listen to the herd mentality theories, we are all going to get the virus, so better to get it now than later…so start licking doorknobs or assholes of others who live in the moment…not in the fear of the future….which is basically most people…provided they are horny enough…viruses don’t matter when you want bust your load…

That said, her name is Ariana and she’s in underweard. You can follow her on instagram HERE if you’re into that kind of thing.

Or you can just stare and appreciate her partial nudity, that I don’t think is nudity at all, since underwear is now acceptable outerwear but you get what I mean.

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2020

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I think it’s great that anyone who was on the fence about selling nudes on the internet, has jumped that fence with enthusiasm as they are filling the internet with nudes!

I’ve always known that women are inherently slutty, or into being the hot and coveted. Just that some were more vocal about it, more out there with their sexuality and others you’d have to date for a year to see it.

I always knew that pretty much every girl had nude pics of themselves, or had taken nudes of themselves, no matter how conservative they may be, but getting those nudes could often be challenging.

I don’t know if it was access to porn, or snapchat, or just online dating where sexting became normal, then sexting 10 dudes you were online dating before meeting, then 100 dudes….then sugar daddy shit happened and they realized they could get paid…then youtubers and influencers got famous for that shit….

But being a sex worker online become trendy, the it-thing, the barely rebellious, the “if you don’t sell nudes online you’re not even real”…

I really didn’t think every girl would become a sex worker.

But online sex work is basically “The Gap” of the 90s, American Apparel of the 2000s, rap music…it’s JUST what kids are into…and that’s pretty next fucking level.

It’s basically like the pandemic, I knew it was coming, I should have lined up the pieces to capitalize on it, and prepar, but instead I was blindsided by it….

The world is nuttier than ever for so many reasons, but some of the nutty allows you to nut, so that’s ok…

Here are some stepLINKS…

In Bed with Elsa Hosk
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Kaia Gerber’s Hot Selfie
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Resistance Band Fail on Girl WOrking Out
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Olivia Culpo’s Leggings Want you to Stay Home
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Pole Dancing Through Quarantine
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Aya Wolf’s Getting her Vitamin C!
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Jojo’s Sheer Nighty
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Rita Ora BOOB Workout
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Phoebe Price Cameltoe
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German Beer Balancing
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Josephine Broome – Hot Topless on Beach
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Busty Katherine McPhee in a Throwback Titty Dress
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Stand Up Comedian of the Day
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Demi Moore and Bruce on Quarantino
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Doctor’s Breathing Exercise to Save you From COVID.
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Nude Beach Model Julia
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Idiot Knocks Himself Out
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14.000 rare gators being brought back to a park
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How the British Police Keep People Inside
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Cindy Mello – LIngerie Shoot
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Caroline Vreeland Social Distancing!
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Zoey Deutch in Bed in Lingerie
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Tesla Ventilator….
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Granny Gets Flipped
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Wait for it..
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Celebrity Nudity!
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Ali Larter in Leggigns!
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Body
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Charlotte McKinney Doesn’t Fear the Virus – Working Out
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Malin Akerman’s in a Mask
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Miley in a Wifebeater Not Scared of COVID.
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Lily James in Jeans
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Kate Beckinsale’s Walking Dog…
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ALice Eve Short in Leather Leggings
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Girl’s Shirt Exploding
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Dildo in Cornhole
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Asian Amateur
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CREEPIN’
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Hitting the Speed bag
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Pandemic Proof
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Lesbian Cam Show
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Kim Garner has a Rocking Beach Body
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Girls in Glasses
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The Best TikTok Squats Ever
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15 People Having a Shitty Day
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Shadowy Titty
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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How Chick named Carmen Ray
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2020

02

Apr

Alice Eve Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Alice Eve Topless Nude

Alice Eve is some actress I’ve never heard of. Don’t blame me, blame for never seeing “Please Stand By” or “Cold Comes the Night”.

Apparently she’s British, she’s not a Youchube star, she’s too old for that, but her parents are actors which may have helped her make it in America. If this is making it in America?

I don’t know where this clip is from, but it is a sex scene…so there’s that.

I don’t know if you really want to see a 38 year old in a sex scene, considering they typically have given up on life and you can probably find your own 38 year old to fuck if left to your own devices with all the available apps.

Alice Eve Topless Nude

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2020

02

Apr

PSA – SUPPORT ART HOUSE CINEMAS of the Day

I don’t do PSAs here because I typically don’t give a fuck about helping other people, they tend to be ungrateful fucks and no one ever helps me, so I’m a stay in your own silo kind of person.

I bring you the tits, you ungrateful fucks, and that’s about the extent of my charity work, or public charity work. I give money to rescue dogs, animal foundations, things that matter…

A very good friend Dante sent me this link suggesting I put it up, because it is dark times for all of us, and helping each other is what we should do now, and there is a lot of unknowns circulating….

What I do know is that with all the bailouts, one thing that will definitely not get a bail out is the Indy movie theater….

Now, I don’t go to movies or leave my house, but I realize there’s an importance of these “institutions” to exist, to give screentime to the indy movies, otherwise, we’ll be more controlled by the media, more controlled by Hollywood, as they wipe everyone out.

I’ve seen stories about how Hollywood already tries to fuck with these people, making their movies that these people need to break even on equipment that is unaffordable and that needs to be leased from the big movie companies, basically owning them.

It’s like the fast food industry having all the farmers they source their products by the balls.

BUT, there’s still something special about an old theater, owned by some weird movie nerd, that has the independence to show whatever the fuck they want.

As someone who has wanted to make a cheap horror movie forever, but I’m not setting up a GoFundMe for that, I can’t deal with your lack of support towards my dreams….I’d never go through the Hollywood system, and would need the indy theaters on board to make that happen….so for actual indy filmmakers, that screentime is so fucking important to bring GOOD, innovative movies to the screen. OTHERWISE, we are just a bunch of Slaves to the next DISNEY picture…that makes us bigger fucking robots than we are…thanks to all the work the media companies have done in brain washing us the last 100 years..

SO….that said, if you have money, and you like Indy Movie Theatres, and believe in the importance of FREE MARKET and not MONOPOLIES by evil corporations…I suggest you CHECK THIS GO FUND ME , do your OWN due diligence because I didn’t….and donate if you can.

I realize there are other things going on, an apocalypse that may leave us all murdering each other for food, as we struggle to survive and all that..I realize that your business, or other businesses going broke mean more to you than movie theaters….I know that you probably want the indy theaters to go bankrupt because they make cool real estate opportunities for music venues…and I know the idea of going to the movies is basically out the window, who would ever go to a movie again…it’s the fucking apocalypse…all move theaters will end….not just the INDY ones…

But it is important to keep this slice of Americana alive if we can, even if BILL GATES and the other world elite who have been planning and funding vaccines for CORONAVIRUS due to a need for population control don’t want you to.

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Now back to the tits.

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2020

31

Mar

Quarantits of the Day

Here’s a compilation of QUARANTiTS, get it, like QUARANTINE…only with tits, instead of TINES…genius really…

With sluts making up a huge percentage of the female population, boredome, out of work, wanting to make money

I’ve compiled the best, funniest, weirdest nudes of girls posting nudes with the #quarantine on various questionable websites.

Pandemics bring out the best of people, left to their own devices without work or school or distractions like the gym or shopping for new outfits or planning dinner parties, or going out to bars, shows, events….to online dating….to get in the way…

Just them, whoever they are in quarantine with, a cellphone with camera because it’s not Y2K, it’s Pandemic….get your mass hysteria right and a whole lot of normalization of being a sex worker, getting naked for a crowd, like sexting 1000s instead of one ungrateful loser who they came across online and who writes bootleg 50 Shades of Grey style Game of Thrones LARPING fan fiction….when he’s not working as a bagger at the grocery store to fund his videogames and fetish porn addiction. LARPING costs money motherfuckers. The costumes alone

Point being, I don’t understand why people who aren’t trying to sell nudes, are posting nudes, especially those who look a little TOO real, but I’ll take it…and post it…for you to take it.

The 55 year old with her gut and sloppy tits showing her massive bush…when she should be baking cookies…is beyond weird to me…but I like watching…

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2020

25

Mar

Alya Tulchinskaya Bush and Shitty Tattoo of the Day

Alya Tulchinskaya Nude Bush

Alya Tulchinskaya is probably a Russian, at least based on her name, who realizes that she doesn’t need to be a cam girl to get noticed or paid on the internet. The future is getting naked in photoshoots you show your small tits, bush, idiotic tattoo and dumpy body in…while pretending to be a nude model, or nude artist, liberated in nudity and confident in nudity because narcissism can be delusional, all in efforts to drive dudes to pay 30 dollars a month to watch you masturbate on snapchat. You know all so that she doesn’t need to be that CAM GIRL …it’s more socially accepted and hip sex work I guess.

The only issue is that Alya Tulchinskaya is not that hot, but dudes don’t care, we’ll fuck anything….we’re opportunists and can always zero in on one body part to bust to…even on the gnarliest of holes.


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2020

24

Mar

The Girls of Quarantine of the Day

I went over how Reddit is a massive fucking porn site, despite being treated as if it is the front page of the interent, because they divert from all the porn being uploaded to it, with Ask Me Anything events with celebrities. I guess they also have niche interest sections and other shit that allows them to pretend they aren’t porn, but the porn is the backbone….only unlike other porn sites…this porn is self produced porn, selfie porn, sexts that want a bigger audience than the dudes they meet on tinder, sexts that they want to bait dudes into buying more nudes from after realizing it gets them off and that it can get monetized, best of all worlds…

So with the Quarantine still running, until it is decided everyone goes back to work next week, only to die a miserable breathless lungs giving out on you death….they’ve come together to upload their quarantine nudes…90 percent push to a premium snapchat and only fans…but I support bitches making a living off their pussy especially now that NORMALS are doing it, not just the alt suicide girl types….but the EVERYONES….because money has that effect on people. Why work when you can’t work, or when you can make more money selling a pervert a tity pic.

Here’s today’s round Up. Some are gross. I like to give a snapshot of what is really going on.

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