Look it’s a picture of Britney in position, by position, I mean ready to get her dirty ass knocked up. Too late for that, some may say, but to those assholes I say Fuck You. I will not accept the fact that some redneck, welfare piece of shit got Britney pregnant, no matter what people say. Britney is trashy and we know people like what they know, just because she launched a career by luck as a dirty redneck slut in Louisianna, only makes this whole baby thing baby thing make sense, she was bread to breed, and when it didn’t come at the age of 16, the whole cycle of life got fucked. It’s comforting knowing that as classless as this whore is, we know Kevin isn’t a far cry from her dad. I don’t know who Britney’s dad is, and he may not be getting drunk and running over people like Lohan’s, but I can assume he is an uneducated racist, just like Federline. Big up to that motherfuckers.

More Pics After the Jump

Big Up.

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I don’t know shit about hairstyles, I am not one of those faggot-assed motherfucker who knows how to style and present a man to the world. I do know that in 1993, Kevin Federline had bad hair, even thoug he came from shit, he could have tried to be presentable. That may not make any sense to you, and it means nothing to me, but because I am too lazy to push backspace I will keep it.

How does it make you feel, knowing that you are part of the creative process. I am showing you the pre-edited writings of me, which is nice. Sometimes people just want to be a part of something to feel good inside….that takes me away from the point that K-Fed’s hair was retarded in High School and if any of you motherfuckers looked like this 12 years ago, I don’t want you coming back. This is the shit this un-redeamable. Once it’s done, it is done, no forgiving. Mad respect for locking Britney in for life, that is if the baby comes to terms….knowing K-Fed, one can only assume that shit will fall out retarded, and by fall out, I mean fall out of her talentless womb.

WORD

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I don’t know shit about hairstyles, I am not one of those faggot-assed motherfucker who knows how to style and present a man to the world. I do know that in 1993, Kevin Federline had bad hair, even thoug he came from shit, he could have tried to be presentable. That may not make any sense to you, and it means nothing to me, but because I am too lazy to push backspace I will keep it.

How does it make you feel, knowing that you are part of the creative process. I am showing you the pre-edited writings of me, which is nice. Sometimes people just want to be a part of something to feel good inside….that takes me away from the point that K-Fed’s hair was retarded in High School and if any of you motherfuckers looked like this 12 years ago, I don’t want you coming back. This is the shit this un-redeamable. Once it’s done, it is done, no forgiving. Mad respect for locking Britney in for life, that is if the baby comes to terms….knowing K-Fed, one can only assume that shit will fall out retarded, and by fall out, I mean fall out of her talentless womb.

WORD

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Nicole Richie is out of the Simple Life show, thank god, she’s too good for that shit. I have said it before and will say it again Nicole Richie is better than that whore Paris, and all her trust fund uselessness has to offer. Anyway, the point of this post is to say that now that our favorite girl is out of the Simple Life,which she carried on her shoulders, Paris is out recruiting. With recruiting for a new cast member comes very simple requirements: tell her how fantastic she is. This doesn’t apply to giving head, we all saw this bitch try to fuck and trust fund or not, she doesn’t know what’s up when a penis is in hand. Here are some pics of one of the many D-List celebrities that are sucking Paris’ dick (yes Paris has a penis, no woman has size 12 feet) to get on the show. Kimberly Stewart (whoever that cunt is) is working her way to the top. I guess her talent alone won’t take her the places she dreamt of being as a young girl. I am no expert on Paris Hilton, but I do know that she aint got shit without Nicole and for that I present all you motherfuckers with a Kimberly Stewart nipple slip.I know it’s weak, fuck you. It’s not my fault I hate you, I blame my heart palipiations.

Note: Half of this crackwhore’s nipple is hanging out, now this may not mean much to you, but when I find full nipple, I will hook you up.

PEACE

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Nicole Richie is out of the Simple Life show, thank god, she’s too good for that shit. I have said it before and will say it again Nicole Richie is better than that whore Paris, and all her trust fund uselessness has to offer. Anyway, the point of this post is to say that now that our favorite girl is out of the Simple Life,which she carried on her shoulders, Paris is out recruiting. With recruiting for a new cast member comes very simple requirements: tell her how fantastic she is. This doesn’t apply to giving head, we all saw this bitch try to fuck and trust fund or not, she doesn’t know what’s up when a penis is in hand. Here are some pics of one of the many D-List celebrities that are sucking Paris’ dick (yes Paris has a penis, no woman has size 12 feet) to get on the show. Kimberly Stewart (whoever that cunt is) is working her way to the top. I guess her talent alone won’t take her the places she dreamt of being as a young girl. I am no expert on Paris Hilton, but I do know that she aint got shit without Nicole and for that I present all you motherfuckers with a Kimberly Stewart nipple slip.I know it’s weak, fuck you. It’s not my fault I hate you, I blame my heart palipiations.

Note: Half of this crackwhore’s nipple is hanging out, now this may not mean much to you, but when I find full nipple, I will hook you up.

PEACE

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She is probably older than your mother and hotter than your girlfriend, that is if you had a girlfriend, which you probably don’t because you are weird. I get uncomfortable just knowing you are reading this shit. It’s not your fault you have an hyperactive pituitary gland. At least you can find happiness chatting with middle aged men pretending to be 16 year old sluts on IM. Dude – chatrooms are what dreams are made of and Pamela Anderson’s got nothing to do with that, except for her friendster blog, which is about as exciting as the last time I accidently walked into a gay bath house. I seriously thought I was going in for a massage and a steam….I wasn’t fully prepared for what I got….I don’t thing anyone ever really is…

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I have an unhealthy love for two things in life, coleslaw and women. I spent a couple of months a few years ago, living off coleslaw, and I have been into vagina for as long as I can remember. I am happy that someone took my two passions and threw them into a kiddie pool to make my dreams come true. I remember buying a vat of coleslaw from the local bulk food store and thinking to myself, if only I had a couple girls to wrestle in this shit….the sweet smell of vinegar all over their bodies. These pictures are from a Biker Week event somewhere and the women are wrestling in coleslaw. I would love to get in that shit with a fork and start eating, I would hate to see all that good coleslaw go to waste…

Check the pics here

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This is the most pretentious shirt I’ve seen in a while. It claims it is new urban. What is new urban?

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You can’t control love. That’s what my granny always told me. She also used to tell me that you can’t rape the willing, but I have found out that she was wrong, and spent some time in jail cuz of it. Thanks Grandma!

This is a message from a lovely girl that deserves to be loved in various positions, by various men, while I watch. She sent me this message. I plan on selling her so I can buy myself some lunch. Send her messages and encourage her to send me naked pics. Good work perverts.

Date: Apr 12, 2005 2:42 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: DUDE
Body: ill let you watch me shower when you post it on ur site that i read every day

I just made you famous, bitch.

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I remember 1988 pretty well. The highlight was Elle Macpherson’s Sports Illustrated shoot. She was on the beach in a yellow bikini and when wet you could see the bitch’s nipples. It was then and there that I decided to hate all things that come between me and nipples like thick fabric, bras and of course dry clothes. Elle Macpherson may be old and washed up now, but still worth a round or two, depending on how drunk you are. There is something magical about her nipple placement, it aims up mother fucker, try finding that at your local truck stop…..now I know her tits may remind you of a fat drunken man, but keep your eye out for the naked kid, I know that’s what some of you are lookin at – it’s not you’re fault you’re socially inept, a virgin, and possibly a closet case. I blame circumstance.

More pics after the jump….

Want more of Elle Naked, pervert? Check her out at MrSkin

Via – PHUN DOT ORG

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