I have never seen any of her movies, actually ignore that statement, I saw Serendipity and it fucking changed my life. There is nothing like a Sandra Bullock movie to remind me that my life sucks, my penis resembles a vagina, and I have man breasts. The good thing about it is that now we can look at the Beckinsale pictures and remind ourselves that she too has breasts and a green bikini with bootyshort bottoms. Like I have said here time and time again, the bootyshort is the new thong, and that is the reason I make my girls parade around the house in them. I am training those sluts good…..

More Bikini Pics After The Jump

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I have no idea what this dude’s up to, it actually really confuses me. I don’t have that much of a problem with the sex dolls anymore, after a lot of soul searching I realized that my wife is kinda like my sex doll, only I don’t have sex with her because the thought of it repulses me, but when I did have sex with her… I pretended it wasn’t real. That said – here’s the sexdoll forum post of the day!!!

Kind of sad today, Adriana and I put the four girls into the van for the trip to Pittsburgh and their new home. Valentine, Jamie, Galatea, and Alyson are buckeled in and we are about to start the 9 hour drive. Adriana practacally gave the dolls away… $1125 each including the cost for us to rent a van, pay for the hotel, and drive them there. I just hope the new owner appreciates the effort on our part… and the history behind these girls.

Victorias-Closet is gone, and now so too are the girls. Just like the last 6 years never happened. The bedroom now has a large empty space, and Victoria’s Closet is now only a place to store clothing and winter coats.

Jerry

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This nipple is old, in all senses of the word. This nipple has both floated around the internet for a long time, and is located on the body of a senior citizen. I know that whenever I watch the news (never), I like to think about the nipples beneath the shirt of the women I see (always). Now, Diane Sawyer may be a washed up hag, and I know that most of you like your ladies to be young and fresh, but at least she has enough respect for the few men that jerk off to her, to show those motherfuckers some tit. Now girls, if you are reading this, guys like nipples and you should be kind enough to pull a Diane Sawyer and show us yo’ motherfucking titties…that’s all I have to say about that.

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So we’re back. Not because we wanna be, but because our links on this site get us so much fucking traffic that I owe it to my boy, Jesus.

Anyways, I just turned on the TV and flipped it to CBS in hopes of catching Craig Kilbourne’s Late Late Show. Instead I find myself listening to some muttering idiot with a scottish accent named Craig Ferguson.

Who The Fuck is Craig Ferguson? (after the jump)

Okay, I know he played Drew Carey’s boss on The Drew Carey Show. And I know he has been in a slew of movies, but why the fuck is he hosting a talk show? A show who’s audience demographic has a combined IQ of 12 and a half, and southern lisps. I am half scotish and, for a good 5 minutes, couldn’t understand a word he was saying. What happend to Kilbourne? Did his cameo in Old School as the rude, cheating boyfriend ruin his career? ‘Cause im pretty sure it didnt make him any more famous.

The show is called “The Late Late Show” for a reason; ITS LATE! And when its late i wants to listen famous people talk about nothingness and jokes about clinton getting his dick sucked, and I wanna hear it in english!

CBS – This dude has got to go!

I tried to find an email for CBS, but failed miserably. Instead, anyone who agrees with me can call: 1-212-975-4321 and tell them how much this guy sucks.

The phone number is for the advertising department, which, in my opionion, is even funnier.

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I first heard about these Simpson girls back in Texas. Their dad Joe was the local preacher at my church and he used to invite the congregation to his office where he would get his young daughters to dance around naked. He was always quite impressed with the way Jessica’s tits were coming in. He told us that we could bet our bottom dollar she’s be stacked like a bison. I just thought to myself that this texan’s got issues, but what happens in Waco stays in Waco, except for maybe the whole David Coresh thing, that was pretty global….I never really met their dad, my story was a lie but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was something that Joe pervert would do. Luckily for us, we can all be perverts today cuz Ashlee’s dress is nice and see-through….I think she knows it too, that slut….

Via Otty

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I first heard about these Simpson girls back in Texas. Their dad Joe was the local preacher at my church and he used to invite the congregation to his office where he would get his young daughters to dance around naked. He was always quite impressed with the way Jessica’s tits were coming in. He told us that we could bet our bottom dollar she’s be stacked like a bison. I just thought to myself that this texan’s got issues, but what happens in Waco stays in Waco, except for maybe the whole David Coresh thing, that was pretty global….I never really met their dad, my story was a lie but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was something that Joe pervert would do. Luckily for us, we can all be perverts today cuz Ashlee’s dress is nice and see-through….I think she knows it too, that slut….

Via Otty

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We have all had orgies and to honor those orgies I decided to feature an orgy picture of today. The reason I chose this picture is to teach all you motherfuckers a valuable lesson. When you are getting it on in a kiddie pool filled with water, piss and cum, be sure to high five your buddy who’s lying in the slop. It makes for a better show for the people in wet pants in the outskirts of the orgy. That was today’s orgy picture of the day. You are a pervert…..

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I have never traveled because I am just useless like that. I have been paying off lawyers for the last 15 years, shit gets expensive. I also have to support my fat lazy wife and her two beautiful daughters…I love those girls and paying for them works out to my advantage because I make them feel guilty about it…with guilt comes sucking up, and by sucking up, I mean bathing in front of me. I love that shit. But not as much as I love vacation pictures of people I don’t know. This family went to Florida and here are their pics!

After the jump…..bonus

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I have never traveled because I am just useless like that. I have been paying off lawyers for the last 15 years, shit gets expensive. I also have to support my fat lazy wife and her two beautiful daughters…I love those girls and paying for them works out to my advantage because I make them feel guilty about it…with guilt comes sucking up, and by sucking up, I mean bathing in front of me. I love that shit. But not as much as I love vacation pictures of people I don’t know. This family went to Florida and here are their pics!

After the jump…..bonus

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Now this may be real and it may be fake, but based on the tattoo this is real. Vida Guerra like all good sluts hit up her webcam and took some pretty naughty pics. I guess they aren’t that naughty, it’s not like they are pics of her getting shit on or something gross like that. It’s just ass, pussy and titties, pretty standard, but I guess since she’s got some psuedo celebrity status this shit turns you on all that much more. I am a fan of Mexican women, mainly because they all know how to roll a burrito under their dirty armpits. As an overweight man, a burrito is more exciting to me than a nice big booty…let this be a lesson to every parent out there, buy your daughter a webcam for her 16th bday and send her my email address. I will totally babysit her.

Update: I realize these pics aren’t webcam shots, but hacked cell phone pics, I posted this shit at 10 pm, before it was everywhere else with the story attached. I do love you and apologize for being quick on the content. Actually I don’t apologize, I don’t respect you enough for that!

Lots of pics after the jump……

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