Some of the favorite posts of the week. Just in Case you missed them. If you liked another post link to it in the comments.

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Here are a few videos, if you have any interesting clips send them in. We have no problem making you famous.

Christina Aguilera Video

Flash – Music Video

Porn Star – Does Not Like it Rough

Dancing Soldiers

Sneaker Pimps in Thailand

Locker Room Hidden Cam – Probably Illegal

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Today I woke up and had the craziest dream about my ex. You know the ones that you could swear actually happened. Yup one of those. Where you wake up sweating cuz you just saw your ex fuck his brains out with some small cute European girl. I think that you can go insane this way. I really do.

I was thinking that post coitus would have helped me on my way upward and onward past this feeling of complete rejection. However, last weekend’s fiasco and his prepubescent body only made me realize more that I still care about that lying sack of shit. That goatfucker that is prancing around Middle America with some gross blond clubby girl with fake nails and bad eye makeup. With her round breasts bursting from her $18.99 club outfit, ordering Tom Collins, “cuz the color looks great under the bar lights” It is truly not fair. Whereas, I end up eating a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich with some guy. Maybe boy. Who redefines the word megalomaniac. And his breath could have literally burnt a hole through the bar table.

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The urethra has always been a place of interest for men everywhere. It is the hole from which they pee. Men have an inclination to enjoy sticking things in holes, and the fact that they come with their very own hole in their penis, it is inevitable that weird people everywhere do a little insertion every now and then. I have never taken it upon myself to stick anything in my pee hole, but I was once part of a science experiment. I needed money, and they were looking for subjects. It was one of the best times of my life……

Sensory thresholds in the male urethra measured by electrical stimulation.
Brekkan E, Flink R, Wallin G.

Department of Urology, University Hospital, Uppsala, Sweden.

The sensory pathways innervating the male urethra were investigated by recording the sensory thresholds with electrical stimulation. Twenty-six male subjects (age 16 to 73 years) were included in the study. Ring-electrodes mounted on a Foley catheter were used for stimulation in proximal and distal urethra. Square wave pulses (duration 0.5 ms) were delivered with a constant current stimulator at different frequencies and the lowest intensity felt by the subject was defined as the threshold. The sensory thresholds were in the order of 0.5 to 5 mA and decreased with increasing stimulation frequency. All patients described a qualitative difference in the experienced sensation when comparing proximal and distal urethral stimulation. The reason for this is discussed. The possible use of this method as an adjunct to the urodynamic investigation in diagnosing neurogenic lesions is proposed.

PMID: 3201172 [PubMed – indexed for MEDLINE]

Urethra Masturbation Stories – After the Jump

These are from some masturbation site, where people felt the need to describe their urethral masturbation techniques…pretty funny….

Nail it (warning: this is very dangerous and not recommended)
I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation.

Stick it where? (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended)
I like to stick something up my dick . This may sound weird , but it truly adds to the sensation of jerking off. I usually use a thermometer (the small ones), plus you will immediately know if you are running a fever !

Pine needle (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended)
During truth or dare last month I was dared to stick a pine needle into my dick and pump it in and out. At first I thought it would hurt but after only a few minutes I had the biggest orgasm of my life.

Piss hole poking
I like to slide a flexible and smooth tube into my urethra and work it in and out until I cum. I use the clear plastic tube so I can watch my cum pump thru it as I get off.

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The problem with being poor, is not the ugly clothes you wear, or the shitty car you drive, or the addiction, broken homes and mold and mildew problems in the trailer…it is the lack of having a server to host files like this insanity.

The insanity I am talking about is Fred Durst sex tape with him fucking some girl. Her ass is spread and he moves in real slow…a little in/out celebrity sex tape style. No one gives a fuck who he is, so this is an attempt to get some exposure. He did it all for the nookie….that cunt

Follow the rapidshare directions – Click Free and then download this bitch. When I find a streaming version, I will hook a brother up….

FRED DURST SEX TAPE VIA RAPIDSHARE

Streaming Video

This Post Was Made Possible By CaptainCum.cc

UPDATE:

Fred Durst Sex Tape Lawsuit

UPDATE:
The Limp Bizkit porn leak could lead to Hilton hacker

doing the math on Fred Durst’s teeny weenie

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Its Friday or what i like to call slack off day. Tonight also marks the start of shabbat which means i get matza ball soup tonight. So wish these folks a happy birthday because you know they need the attention.

#3)Bobby Riggs (02/25/1918 – 10/25/1995) tennis freak

Quote: “If I can’t play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can’t play for a little money, I stay in bed that day.”

#2)Téa Leoni (02/25/1966 – ) actor (married to David Duchovny)

Quote: “I don’t do T&A very well because I haven’t got much of either.”

#1)Pierre Auguste Renoir (02/25/1841 – 12/17/1919) French artist

Quote: “When I’ve painted a woman’s bottom so that I want to touch it, then [the painting] is finished.”

Who was Bobby Riggs?

Tea –

Renoir – Web Museum

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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This one comes from Local Celebrity. Those people make funny shirts that I would never wear, but I would be sure to laugh at if you were wearing it. I remember when I was a local celebrity back in small town Texas, I was a gun-slinging, whiskey drinking 14 year old. I got all the bitches, but I think they only did it to piss off their dad’s. No one likes their daughter dating a Mexican. No one.

via Karmaloop

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Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a little leftovers. I was a cokehead on a budget – Fuck you.

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Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a little leftovers. I was a cokehead on a budget – Fuck you.

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