Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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This one comes from Local Celebrity. Those people make funny shirts that I would never wear, but I would be sure to laugh at if you were wearing it. I remember when I was a local celebrity back in small town Texas, I was a gun-slinging, whiskey drinking 14 year old. I got all the bitches, but I think they only did it to piss off their dad’s. No one likes their daughter dating a Mexican. No one.

via Karmaloop

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Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a little leftovers. I was a cokehead on a budget – Fuck you.

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Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a little leftovers. I was a cokehead on a budget – Fuck you.

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Today’s product is an enema. It’s a reminder of my hospital visits as a constipated kid after eating too clay back home in Mexico. We were poor and I was hungry. Ever since then, I became a total Klezmos. During my highschool years I would just kick back with a spliff and fucking enema the shit right out of me.

The best pre-insertable, insertable! Yes, ma’am it’s the most convenient way to flush before play… this unique douche (and enema!) bottle has two types of nozzles and also comes with an adapter to allow use with other enema nozzles. All of this versatility for so little a price! Perfect for vaginal douching and rectal rinsing!
Price: $26.00

Find out more HERE

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We are the inefficient home of Lohan, we haven’t covered her granny speaking out about her dad’s arrest, we haven’t bothered mentioning her dad’s death threat to the family, we haven’t bothered with the whole Paris Hilton phone calls, the Fisher Family or posted her answering machine message. (scroll down), we haven’t discussed her breasts being too big for the disney flick, but we will still pretend we are the home of Lohan….

The doll was recently showcased, and all you perverts who want a little lohan up your ass…this is for you.

Doll Preview after the jump:

Via Not His Real Dad

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The fleshlight is the tool for masturbators who are bored with masturbating with their hand and other household items. They are people who do not have constant sex and who are willing to fuck a silicone insert that resembles an anus, vagina, mouth. I own two.

Here is the post of the day

Ok I need help your guys, i am going to order the stww ice case, and insert (discret) the thing is that i dont want my mom to be home when it arrives, can you guys help me decide the best time to order my FL. I just turned 18 last week, and if my mom is home she will open it to see want it is, and i will be so imbarassed (and she will kill me LOL). if she finds it later on in life i can say it is a piggy bank (The discret one lol) but if she opens the box, and see’s the lube…….This is my moms sched.

Monday – 6:00am – 4:00pm
tuesday – 2:00pm – 11:00pm
wedsday – off
thursday – off
friday 2:00pm – 11:00pm
saturday 2:00pm – 11:00pm
sunday 6:00am – 4:00pm

what day should i order it on. thanks in advance
P.S i’m in Florida

Check the thread out here

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Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin were married. I don’t know if they still are because I try not to care about celebrities over 25 years old. They shot this sex scene for some movie and the rumor is that they were really doing it. I think all movies should have unprotected full penetration sex scenes. It would be an interesting societal experience, let’s see how how long it takes for the famous to spread STDs and get pregnant. I want Hollywood to be filled with illegitmate children and Herpes….even more than it already is.

Click this link to see the sex scene (we all know you’re a pervert, pervert)

SEX SCENE

Nothing after the jump (Grambo)

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The fetish of the day is dressing your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room. This shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as my fetish. I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80’s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant.

check out the Equus Eroticus Pics after the jump(Grambo)

Check the site out HERE

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Everyone loves a guy on their birthday. Today Steve Jobs was born so if you are nice you will buy a mac to support him.

#3)Michelle Shocked (02/24/1962 – ) singer songwriter

Quote: “The secret of a long life is knowing when it’s time to go.”

#2)George Harrison (02/24/1943 – 11/29/2001)English musician

Quote: “I’d rather be a musician than a rock star.”

#1)Steven Jobs (02/24/1955 – ) entrepreneur

Quote: “So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.'”

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