I am a fan of strippers, not because it forces sluts to talk to me, but because they work for me and I can disrespect them and treat them like the whores that they are…Getting naked and seducing horny old men doesn’t take much skill, anyone with a vagina can do that…there will always be a willing pervert with a 20 in hand, wanting to see your tits, no matter how ugly you are.

If being a stripper has been a dream of yours, buy these dvds – they will teach you the basics, but I can teach you better.

Check out all the preview clips AFTER the jump

Pole Work
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Dance Moves and Floor Work
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Live On Stage
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Lap Dancing Volume 4
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So this past weekend was nice, i started this abstinence thing because my cantor told me that i would cum alot harder with him if i would abstain from sex more, so that when he takes me behind the bimah to show me who god’s prophet is, the lack of cumming on my part would have built up to the extent that i would explode-only i would not be exploding, i would just be coming alot more, shaking more vigorously and altogether screaming my tonsils out with the release of my bodily fluid.

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i spent two days not doing anything with my nether regions- i did not even let the sultanate of the UAE come and play with my nipples during our weekly meeting. so you can probably guess how insane i am going. the thing is, i don’t want my cantor anymore. sure, he’s mexican and hairy and starts to smell like tequila bang bang when he starts to sweat when i play with his balls, but i am looking for something bigger, something better, maybe even something that comes in an human mouth machine box? but then again beat boxers are so last post, and guys in astronaut suits are so the post before that! this weekend it has been suggested that i do a burger king bathroom tour with my better half, so she and i will be doing some standing around at various burger king bathrooms in the downtown area. you will know me because i always have a cigarette in my mouth and my tits somehow always fall into view, and you will know her because my left hand will be up her vagina. so, see you there. AND LICK MY CAMEL TOE, FUCKERS!

Previously:
i am – soaking wet for jesus martinez / i am – coco / i am-who is this morning’s outfit? / i am – coming clean / I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favours

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So this past weekend was nice, i started this abstinence thing because my cantor told me that i would cum alot harder with him if i would abstain from sex more, so that when he takes me behind the bimah to show me who god’s prophet is, the lack of cumming on my part would have built up to the extent that i would explode-only i would not be exploding, i would just be coming alot more, shaking more vigorously and altogether screaming my tonsils out with the release of my bodily fluid.

READ THE REST OF THIS STORY – AFTER THE JUMP

i spent two days not doing anything with my nether regions- i did not even let the sultanate of the UAE come and play with my nipples during our weekly meeting. so you can probably guess how insane i am going. the thing is, i don’t want my cantor anymore. sure, he’s mexican and hairy and starts to smell like tequila bang bang when he starts to sweat when i play with his balls, but i am looking for something bigger, something better, maybe even something that comes in an human mouth machine box? but then again beat boxers are so last post, and guys in astronaut suits are so the post before that! this weekend it has been suggested that i do a burger king bathroom tour with my better half, so she and i will be doing some standing around at various burger king bathrooms in the downtown area. you will know me because i always have a cigarette in my mouth and my tits somehow always fall into view, and you will know her because my left hand will be up her vagina. so, see you there. AND LICK MY CAMEL TOE, FUCKERS!

Previously:
i am – soaking wet for jesus martinez / i am – coco / i am-who is this morning’s outfit? / i am – coming clean / I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favours

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She isn’t even 3 and she’s already showing mad leg and hanging with older men. Where the hell is her mother? And what the hell does that guy see in her, she’s got really big ankles, like a downs syndrome ankles.

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She isn’t even 3 and she’s already showing mad leg and hanging with older men. Where the hell is her mother? And what the hell does that guy see in her, she’s got really big ankles, like a downs syndrome ankles.

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Old Dirty Bastard is dead. So are a lot of other people. I don’t respect him for his musical career, or his stupid clown teeth, I respect him for his crack smoking, clearly, not very good at it, but a passionate crack smoker none the less.

This T-Shirt is has more crunk than ODB’s Teeth.

Buy It Here

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

Dont forget to visit our Jewish content sponsor: Jews Kick Ass: The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

“Adoshem” =A substitute for a name of God.

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Yes, Lara Roxx the AIDS pornstar from Montreal is still working. She is getting all the really high paying gigs at a site called Sloppy Handjobs. These guys bust out a jar of Vaseline and get the messiest Hand Job possible. When you throw Lara Roxx into the mix, not only is the handjob messy, but also lethal…I guess the guys at Sloppy Hand Job are FEARLESS! I would make the bitch wear a latex glove or some shit.

Everyone likes handjobs, so click the link and check out this site. The concept made me laugh, so it may make you laugh.

Lara Roxx 1, and Lara Roxx 2viaSloppyHandJobs (VERY NSFW)

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Death is inevitable. Most people don’t like to think about, other people dwell on it and some people have fun with it. Gunther Von Hagens gets people to donate themselves to his art/science and we came across some clips of his autopsy clips….

Check out the Channel 4’s site to support their show that features real live disection, interesting clips:
HERE

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Are you Born today? so were the people below. No one that specail is on the list so maybe it ia a bad day to be born. Or maybe one day you will be on this list for Feb 23 becuase the competition is light. Either way here is the top 2 people born today.

#2)Samuel Pepys02/23/1633 – 05/26/1703) English writer

Quote: “Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.”

#1)Johnny Winter (02/23/1944 – ) guitarist

Quote: “I’m not good enough to be playin’ much acoustic guitar onstage. Man, you gotta get so right; I mean, the tones, the feel, the sound. Plus, acoustic blues guitar is just that much harder on the fingers. I really appreciate when someone can blow me away with live acoustic blues.”

Johnny Winter – Offical Site

Samuel Pepys – Diary

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