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2005

12

Feb

I am – Brad’s Super Weekend Link Dump

Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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2005

11

Feb

I am – Jewish Fact of the day: Kosher pt. 7


The Jewish fact of the Day:

“All dairy products are kosher (Must be bloodless), but it must be checked that the product does not contain any meat based products (for example many cheeses contain rennet which is made from the stomach of pigs or cows and thus breaks two of the kosher rules (i) that meat and diary must be separate and (ii) that products from the pig are treyfah). Also the kosher Jew must to sure that the milk is only from kosher animals (some farmers made a practice of topping up cow’s milk with pig’s milk – this would make the milk treyfah)”

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2005

11

Feb

I am – Mammogram

Breast cancer is never a good thing, so ladies get your mam’s gramed. This is seriously hitting the world hard and there is nothing funny about this disease. If I had the stamina I would do the breast cancer walk and I would rock the pink ribbon, but until that day I continue to so my small part in educating our youth and encouraging all you ladies out there to talk to you doctor about what’s best for you to prevent this horrible disease.

Pics after the jump

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2005

11

Feb

I am – Lohan The Cokeslut

Everyone and their mother is a cokeslut these days, it’s just not that common for a mother and daughter to be cokesluts together. Page Six brings us the inside scoop that Lohan and Anna from the OC are cokewhores. We already knew that, we didn’t need proof. Rumor has it that Valderamma would shove an eight ball up his ass, and fart in Lohan’s face. Sex games of the stars are beyond me…..because I am on welfare.

Loo and behold!

Wow, the line for the ladies’ room at Whiskey Blue in New Orleans must’ve been really long the other night: Lindsay Lohan and Samaire Armstrong had to share a stall, our spywitness tells us.

The two are shooting “Just My Luck” – the story of a rich girl whose life is suddenly switched with a homeless man’s – in the Crescent City.

Meanwhile, Lohan’s father may be alone in his belief that he’s ready for prime time. Michael Lohan showed up unshaven for his interview with “Primetime Live’s” John Quiñones, and according to a source, “His shirt was unbuttoned far enough to expose his tattoos, and his hair appeared to be greasy.”

The teen actress’ mother, Dina, filed for divorce from her husband of 19 years in December, and last week, he sued her for half her commission on Lindsay’s earnings, which his lawyer Dominic Barbara estimated at nearly $40 million a year.

But Papa Lohan wants togetherness.

“He said he is willing to do anything to get his family to sign on to his reality-show idea,” said our source. How touching.

Via PageSix

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2005

11

Feb

I am – Video Clips of the Day

Videos are made for lovers and lovers make videos. It is Valentine’s Day weekend, what are you doing? Sitting home alone, playing video games, surfing the internet and jerking off to porn? Sounds fantastic you lonely bastard. Hopefully these clips help you get through the scientifically proven most depressing day of the year. I don’t find it depressing because I am always drunk…..

Clips After the Jump.

Mardi Gras Wet T-Shirt
Here

Girls Gone Wild
Here

Galang Video Worth Getting A Boner Over
Here

Family Guy Nude Scene
Here

An idiot
Here

Stiffy the Dog
Here

Britney Spears Curious Commerical (complicated to view if you are a moron)
Here

The Reason to Not Do Webcam Movies, guys are assholes and send them out to friends after you cheat on them with the football team
Here

Idiots on the Internet, This could be you…
Here

Idiots trying to be funny…at a drive thru
Here

Out of Touch music video (I am so international, I keep on pimpin)
Here

INSANE – Cop Almost Gets Killed
Here

Crazy French Man and Horns
Here

Bonus: Paris Hilton’s Deleted Scenes in Tad Hamilton
Here

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2005

10

Feb

I am – Nicky Hilton See-Through Shirt

Sometimes we have to give the other sister some love. We know she isn’t as famous, she doesn’t get as many gigs and Paris thinks she is bringing her down, but she is still a socialite, has a trust fund bigger than my dick, and wears clothes that are see through. The closest thing to see-through that I ever wore was when I jumped in the pool at the local daycare in my tighty whities. I had no idea I would get arrested for it, but we live and we learn.

Nicky Hilton Nipple after the Jump

Via TheOtherSister

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2005

10

Feb

I am – Debbie Gibson Nude

I think we’re alone now, no wait, electic youth, something that Debbie doesn’t really have anymore, but we all get older, and all of our careers will take a turn to the shitter, but luckily for her, there is a way to revamp what she once had in 1989. That think is called Playboy and this preview picture is a sneak peak to the upcoming spread. Enjoy Perverts.

Bonus ass shot … after the jump….

pics via Laxtime

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2005

10

Feb

I am – Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain Nip Slip

She is a Wonderbra and Victoria Secret Model. She is from Argentina. She speaks spanish. She likes Mexican men named, Jesus. I made up that last part. Before there was the Internet, there was a masturbation haven found in the form of catalogs and magazines….memories of the bra section in the sears catalog, or the tribal topless woman breast feeding like an animal with it’s litter on its tit in Geographic. You 16 year olds out there should thank Mr Internet for making masturbation more accessible.

NIP SLIP AFTER THE JUMP

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2005

10

Feb

I am – Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain Nip Slip

She is a Wonderbra and Victoria Secret Model. She is from Argentina. She speaks spanish. She likes Mexican men named, Jesus. I made up that last part. Before there was the Internet, there was a masturbation haven found in the form of catalogs and magazines….memories of the bra section in the sears catalog, or the tribal topless woman breast feeding like an animal with it’s litter on its tit in Geographic. You 16 year olds out there should thank Mr Internet for making masturbation more accessible.

NIP SLIP AFTER THE JUMP

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2005

10

Feb

I am – Kirstie Alley’s Boobs – Before She Was Fat

“Sam Mallone where’s my twinky motherfucker” were words that were often heard on the set of Cheers, back when Kirstie Alley maintained her wait with a good old fashion coke addiction and eating disorder….”John Travolta, where’s my twinky” were words heard on the set of all the “Look who’s Talkin'” movies, before Kirstie Alley gave up sex, became 300 pounds, and developed a weird bacon scent that seemed to follow her wherever she went. Lucky for you I found a series of clips, left on the cutting room floor, of Kirstie’s boobies…

Click to See Tits
Here

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