Everyone and their mother is a cokeslut these days, it’s just not that common for a mother and daughter to be cokesluts together. Page Six brings us the inside scoop that Lohan and Anna from the OC are cokewhores. We already knew that, we didn’t need proof. Rumor has it that Valderamma would shove an eight ball up his ass, and fart in Lohan’s face. Sex games of the stars are beyond me…..because I am on welfare.
Loo and behold!
Wow, the line for the ladies’ room at Whiskey Blue in New Orleans must’ve been really long the other night: Lindsay Lohan and Samaire Armstrong had to share a stall, our spywitness tells us.
The two are shooting “Just My Luck” – the story of a rich girl whose life is suddenly switched with a homeless man’s – in the Crescent City.
Meanwhile, Lohan’s father may be alone in his belief that he’s ready for prime time. Michael Lohan showed up unshaven for his interview with “Primetime Live’s” John Quiñones, and according to a source, “His shirt was unbuttoned far enough to expose his tattoos, and his hair appeared to be greasy.”
The teen actress’ mother, Dina, filed for divorce from her husband of 19 years in December, and last week, he sued her for half her commission on Lindsay’s earnings, which his lawyer Dominic Barbara estimated at nearly $40 million a year.
But Papa Lohan wants togetherness.
“He said he is willing to do anything to get his family to sign on to his reality-show idea,” said our source. How touching.
Via PageSix
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Sometimes we have to give the other sister some love. We know she isn’t as famous, she doesn’t get as many gigs and Paris thinks she is bringing her down, but she is still a socialite, has a trust fund bigger than my dick, and wears clothes that are see through. The closest thing to see-through that I ever wore was when I jumped in the pool at the local daycare in my tighty whities. I had no idea I would get arrested for it, but we live and we learn.
She is a Wonderbra and Victoria Secret Model. She is from Argentina. She speaks spanish. She likes Mexican men named, Jesus. I made up that last part. Before there was the Internet, there was a masturbation haven found in the form of catalogs and magazines….memories of the bra section in the sears catalog, or the tribal topless woman breast feeding like an animal with it’s litter on its tit in Geographic. You 16 year olds out there should thank Mr Internet for making masturbation more accessible.
“Sam Mallone where’s my twinky motherfucker” were words that were often heard on the set of Cheers, back when Kirstie Alley maintained her wait with a good old fashion coke addiction and eating disorder….”John Travolta, where’s my twinky” were words heard on the set of all the “Look who’s Talkin'” movies, before Kirstie Alley gave up sex, became 300 pounds, and developed a weird bacon scent that seemed to follow her wherever she went. Lucky for you I found a series of clips, left on the cutting room floor, of Kirstie’s boobies…
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