Today is Valentine’s Day. Show the girl you want that you want her by watching these clips. It actually won’t get you any action, but it could if the girl you are after is easy. I only surround myself with easy girls because it makes me money. I am not saying I am a pimp…but I am not saying I don’t pimp…you know what I mean?

I would like to take this opportunity to ask that special someone in my life a questions….”What’s for dinner Bitch?!”. I bet you thought I was gonna ask you to marry me or some shit…maybe next year.

Valentine’s Day Clips After the Jump.

Who Ordered Room Service
Here

Love is Love is Love is Love
Here

OC Kiss Scene (posted for the lesbians on Valentine’s Day)
Here

Valentine’s Day Proposal
Here

Valentine’s Day Blow Job
Here

Valentine’s Day Cunnilingus
Here

Valentine’s Day Spanking
Here

Valentine’s Day Dancing Around the World
Here

Valentine’s Day Ardianna Lima Clip
Here

Bonus:

Valentine’s Day E-Cards
Here

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I remember a time when I made a bet with someone I know about having sex with Christina Aguilera before she turned 30. Looks like I am one step closer to losing this bet, but you know how marriage works in the world of celebrity…so I am still in the game. I don’t really know if I still want to do her, because this bet was made when she was a genie in the bottle…before she started looking like a porn star all breast implanted and shit…but you know – a bet is a bet….

Engagement Story and Pics After the Jump

Valentine’s Day came early for Christina Aguilera. The sexy pop singer became engaged Friday night to her longtime boyfriend, music executive Jordan Bratman, her rep confirmed to PEOPLE.

Aguilera, 23, and Bratman, 26, were on vacation when he popped the question. The two have been dating for more than two years.

Bratman presented Aguilera with a diamond ring designed by London-based jeweler Stephen Webster.

via People

In Blue Stockings…

Leaving the Gym….

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I remember a time when I made a bet with someone I know about having sex with Christina Aguilera before she turned 30. Looks like I am one step closer to losing this bet, but you know how marriage works in the world of celebrity…so I am still in the game. I don’t really know if I still want to do her, because this bet was made when she was a genie in the bottle…before she started looking like a porn star all breast implanted and shit…but you know – a bet is a bet….

Engagement Story and Pics After the Jump

Valentine’s Day came early for Christina Aguilera. The sexy pop singer became engaged Friday night to her longtime boyfriend, music executive Jordan Bratman, her rep confirmed to PEOPLE.

Aguilera, 23, and Bratman, 26, were on vacation when he popped the question. The two have been dating for more than two years.

Bratman presented Aguilera with a diamond ring designed by London-based jeweler Stephen Webster.

via People

In Blue Stockings…

Leaving the Gym….

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Life with a big penis tends to be pretty hard on some people. They have to put up with endless scrutiny and harassment for being so lucky to mave a member that is bigger than yours…today’s post of the day covers the issues people with big penises (peni) have to put up with….

Has anyone ever had a friend who was average that constantly went out of their way to see your dick?

I have this one friend who is always coming up to me in the locker room and looking straight at it and he always dares me to show people and I have caught him looking. We just got back from a trip and every time we took a pee break he would come in the bathroom, and just stand there and talk to me why I was doing my thing but he wouldn’t piss at all just watch me

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Cameltoe….It happens to the best of us, it has probably even happened to your mother and your grandmother. How does that make you feel? I hope you don’t get off to those kinds of thoughts, cuz that would make me feel uncomfortable taking part in your twisted little fantasies…..Paris Hilton, a girl with a vagina we have all seen, has cameltoe and the picture is after the jump.

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Thought the ladies were the only ones abusing the copy machine. Here are some examples of male abuse from a website devoted entirely to reproducing images of the penis. Do not ask the local copy shop if you can do this, just do it fast before they catch you,

and send it in to nobscan.com.
Some creative ideas might be;

a) dress it up like little red riding hood
b) smiley face?
c) get your well hung friend of a diffrent race to do it, then claim it’s yours
d) insert photocopy into next months expense report
e) tuck it, then show the photocopy to friends asking “Is this normal?”
f) paste Shania Twain’s head over yours

If you send us your pictures, we might post them, but we will have a good laugh. And the peanut butter (below) is just too much work to clean up.

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Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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The Jewish fact of the Day:

“All dairy products are kosher (Must be bloodless), but it must be checked that the product does not contain any meat based products (for example many cheeses contain rennet which is made from the stomach of pigs or cows and thus breaks two of the kosher rules (i) that meat and diary must be separate and (ii) that products from the pig are treyfah). Also the kosher Jew must to sure that the milk is only from kosher animals (some farmers made a practice of topping up cow’s milk with pig’s milk – this would make the milk treyfah)”

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Breast cancer is never a good thing, so ladies get your mam’s gramed. This is seriously hitting the world hard and there is nothing funny about this disease. If I had the stamina I would do the breast cancer walk and I would rock the pink ribbon, but until that day I continue to so my small part in educating our youth and encouraging all you ladies out there to talk to you doctor about what’s best for you to prevent this horrible disease.

Pics after the jump

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