This is a message I got from a tranny named Macauley Culkin. He actually sent it to all his friends, and for some reason I am one of his friends.I have nothing against trannies, I am a huge fan of all the Rogue Adventure movies…nothing like cock and tits on the same body.

The message goes a little something like this

Subject: Moving in a snowstorm
ok, so my roommate who has been saying she’ll leave
and then deciding to stay for the past six months is
finally moving out.
This means… I need a roommate for Feb. 1st.
Someone queer/trans positive is a MUST. Please
forward this to anyone who might be interested.

About Him
On top of my computer is a Hulk Hogan action figure riding a moose.
I have a lot of books.
I am one of those people you don’t notice first in the room.
But I am not bored.

It’s Picture:

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I noticed that they have had coverage in a bunch of magazines including Hustler and Maxim. I don’t read magazines (I don’t know how to read), and if I did, neither hustler or maxim would make my list of shitty magazines to read.

More after the jump

Testy Festy is probably the trashiest event I have ever come across, and I have come across at least three events in my day. This is like the Gay Pride Parade for poor people. I am poor, but I don’t congregate with poverty.

The ticket pricing is even designed for people and their Trailers.

General Admission: $10.00
Tent/Pickup Canopy: $10.00
RV/5th Wheel, etc: $20.00
Sunday Half Price

No Kids, Hassles or Brought-In Beverages

Here are a few pics from the event (I could only get 9 because they have bandwidth restictions, those poor fucks)

Watch the Shades they are from The dollar Store

I couldn’t afford pants so I wore my best thong

Thanks for bailing me out…Dad

Double Fisting

What dreams are made of, cock and moustache

My muff-gut brings all the boys to the trailer park

Grandma, look what I’ve been hiding all these years…

To visit the site, click the logo

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These guys copied friendster down to the homepage images called it choosenet.com and madeit for Jews. I love it!

ChosenNet is an online Jewish community where members meet new people through networks of friends. Whether you want to meet someone new yourself or just want to help your friends who do, ChosenNet is fast, easy, and fun. Basic membership is free!

Here

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This site advocates teens give up sex to avoid risking unwanted pregnancy instead — ANAL SEX! “perfect venue for modern teen lust”. They think oral sex is ok too.

Some of their Testimonials

REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you’re thinking: “Anal sex?! Gross! No way!” But it’s so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don’t worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the “in” crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I’ve been way popular at school!

KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D.
I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can’t afford to raise a kid right now, and I’m way too young to get married. That’s why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we’d rather eat pussy than get preganant!

JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I’d bend over for her strap-on, she’d bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.

Creative Date Ideas

BOBBY L., Detroit, MI
Yo, I know how to treat my girl right. I always show her the same respect I want to get back from her. I never ask her to swallow my spunk until I go down on her first. It’s just common courtesy.

MARIA F., Zebulon, GA
When I started dating, boys always expected me to have intercourse with them. I knew I couldn’t resist the peer pressure alone, so now I double-date with my pal Shelly. Now when boys pressure us for sex, we say “no” together – then satisfy them by putting on a hot girl-girl show in the back seat

DANIELLE V., Buffalo, N.Y.
My boyfriend always asks to have sex. “Come on, baby,” he begs me, all the time. I feel really bad about making him wait, but I know that if I have sex with him too soon, he won’t respect me. But I also know that if he ain’t satisfied with me, he’ll date some other girl. So once a month I show him how much I really love him by coughing up the $500 to get him a really top-quality call girl to fuck him silly.

Here

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Today’s Jewish fact of the day is brought you by Sinai Kosher Hot Dogs.

Enjoy!

Jewish law not only permits, but in some circumstances requires abortion. Where the mother’s life is in jeopardy because of the unborn child, abortion is mandatory.

An unborn child has the status of “potential human life” until the majority of the body has emerged from the mother. Potential human life is valuable, and may not be terminated casually, but it does not have as much value as a life in existence. The Talmud makes no bones about this: it says quite bluntly that if the fetus threatens the life of the mother, you cut it up within her body and remove it limb by limb if necessary, because its life is not as valuable as hers. But once the greater part of the body has emerged, you cannot take its life to save the mother’s, because you cannot choose between one human life and another.

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In keeping with this new year’s wealth of celebrity beach pics, I, Magnifico, present the lovely Anna Kournikova looking for buried treasure in her bikini bottoms. These pictures have been enhanced from the darker originals, just for your viewing pleasure.

Yes, you can see Anna kournikova’s Bush.

Update: Due to the popularity of this post, our hosting has had an aneurysm. We hope to get the gallery back up soon.

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In keeping with this new year’s wealth of celebrity beach pics, I, Magnifico, present the lovely Anna Kournikova looking for buried treasure in her bikini bottoms. These pictures have been enhanced from the darker originals, just for your viewing pleasure.

Yes, you can see Anna kournikova’s Bush.

Update: Due to the popularity of this post, our hosting has had an aneurysm. We hope to get the gallery back up soon.

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I am not even going to say anything about this one…
I think Pink is fucking disgusting.

Click the link of Pink Tanning in a thong – Picture from Da Back

Previously:
If a Picture of Pink without a bra is what you want click this link

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I’ve always wanted to visit this part of the world.
Many people are drawn to Amsterdam for the loose marijuana laws,
some people get excited about the Heineken Brewery, others enjoy
the unique architecture. I think Jesus enjoys the red light disrict, where he can get handjobs at an everyday low price, like at walmart.

Personally, I would go for the penis fountain. There is a huge copper penis fountain in the red light district that doesn’t get the attention it deserves. Hidden amidst trees and sideroads, the penis statue looks to stand quite tall and makes me feel a little inadequate. Nevertheless, it’s an awesome attraction. Another big draw for me would be the street urinals. Why piss on someones front door when you can piss among walking crowds. I wonder if the street urinals are a tourist joke thing where locals sit a laugh at people using it. There is probably a website somewhere that feature videos of people peeing in street urinals. If anyone knows of the site,let us know.

See for yourself

Penis Fountain Here

and

Street Urinal Here

Pictures are courtesy of a pot smoking gay games tourist from BC

To see the gay man’s entire open directory click here

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Vice magazine was local Montreal trash that made the move to NYC. I live in Montreal and I find this piece of shit magazine a huge waste of time, but it is a great resource for any hipster in training, looking for the next thing that is cool, hardcore or trendy. I stopped reading this shit when they made the move to full glossy because they got some idiot China Man to invest in their partying, drug addictions (which i fully support) and content, which is all written by the founder under fake names.

They are closing their Flagship Store in New York, they have already closed up shop in Montreal, and they never had a store in London, even though they claimed that they did. This people are masters of manipulation, and live under the philosophy that if you tell people you are cool, they will follow. I hate seeing weak minded followers fall into the trap, it’s not your fault you are useless Vice Reader.

I am totally happy with Terry Richardson though, I think that guy has great looking dirty pictures, and he has done work for Vice.

I just hope the Vice slowly crumbles, because 35 year olds just shouldn’t be the dictators of cool to fat chicks in the midwest and cokeheads of NYC.

Goodbye Vice, let’s hope your magazine is the next thing to crash and burn.

Here

Oh and the source to this is Defamer.com, and I like them will all my body parts.

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