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2011

25

Oct

Salma Hayek Mom Tits at a Premiere and Tight Dress fro Letterman of the Day

We’ve all either been to a shitty resort where we’ve spent more time on the toilet after drinking the water or eating the vegetables or eaten bad mexican….where we’ve spent more time on the toilet the next couple days, begging for God to take our lives, only to realize there is no god…..

And what it comes down to is that I would eat the food poisoning Mexican shit directly from Salma Hayek’s asshole…because she’s just that good….

We’ve had years of wanting to fuck her that developed a comfort in this one sided relationship that I think I’m ready to take the next step in the fantasy, to incorporate scat…cuz she is just that good….

She also did Letterman…in a tight dress with a push up bra and some spanx and it looked fucking incredible…Viva Mexico…

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2011

25

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Gonna Do Playboy for One Million Dollars But We’ve Already Seen Her Naked of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is hanging onto her relevance as hard as she can. She hasn’t been in a movie, and she is an Actor, for at least 3 years. She hasn’t released a music album in at least 6 years, which is a good thing, cuz her shit was on some Rebecca Black level of talent, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she hasn’t transitioned from one field to another like J.LO….she’s just sorted fallen to shit…..with addiction, and legal issues and lesbianism…it’s boring.

The word on the street last night was that she was going to be doing Playboy for 1,000,000 dollars, which is ridiculous, considering we have all seen her naked at least once , but more importantly, because she was a few months away from doing something more hardcore for substantially less money, I’m talking porn at 1000 dollars a scene like she was Dana Plato….but Playboy had to come around and offer her stupid money cuz she has great tits, and I just hope she does something innovative, like show off some red bush, or crusty herpes scab, or has Sam Ronson’s dick 8 inches inside her….cuz a doctored erotica on a bitch you’ve seen naked fucking sucks….

I wish I was her new manager. We’d make magic….

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2011

25

Oct

Top Bobbing for Apples Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

In keeping in the season….of Halloween…here are some videos of girls bobbing for apples as my inappropriate fetish videos that live on youtube that I am sure people have jerked off to at least once…continuing to prove my argument that Youtube is a porn site….even if these videos aren’t quite pornographic to a normal person…but because more people jerk off to youtube than don’t jerk off to youtube…..

All the sluttiest bobbing videos were of tweens, and I try to avoid that here, but it’ll give your pervert ass something to search …..

Some Girl in her Prom Dress Bobbing…

Kiddie Pool Group Bikini Apple Bob

4 Mins of Apple Bob –

Hippie Lesbian Apple Bob

Unfortunate See Thru Anti-Thesis of the term Barely Legal…

Bitch Biobs Hard

Big Cleavage Bob…

Dirty Water Cleavage Bob

Because All the other videos weren’t hot – here’s a sexy throat bob by a bitch….in a bikini…who may be a dude cuz girls aren’t supposed to have apples in they throat…

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2011

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s hangover is glorious…but doen’t smell so bad…in keeping up with my unstable, inconsistent personality…I feel great as my stomach dies…this isn’t supposed to happen…I’m supposed to be bitter, miserable, angry and fully of apathy that comes across as hate…I wonder if it is the season…and I’m feeling nostalgic of the time in high school when I fucked that goth chick in the cemetary…or maybe I’m still drunk….yep…I’m still drunk…..and I love seeing girls in self shot pics…

When Tree Pushing Goes Wrong
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The 30 Hottest College Athlete Babes
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Free Cam Shows, Need I Say More?
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This Hot Wheels Track Willk Blow Your Mind
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Yeah I Would Totally Bang Lake Bell
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Elisabeth Ashley is One Hot Blonde
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Just When I Thought Britney Spears Was Getting Hot Again, She Proves Me Wrong
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Live Web Cam Show Hotness
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Now That is One Big Dildo
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Halloween Costumes
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I Bet This Whole Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Tabloid Shitfest is Completely Fabricated and Here’s Why
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The 30 Hottest College Athletes
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2011

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m less famous than the least famous person you know. Girls don’t even send me nude pics. I am at a level of irrelevance and I need to step up game because life is about getting girls to send you nudes…. I probably won’t bother, too much work and I prefer naps but at least I am aware of how pathetic I am….

It’s times like these I like to watch Jojo shake her ass….

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Britney Spears Pulling Out a Frontal Wedgie in a Bikini Top….
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Elle Macpherson New Bikini Pics
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25 Hottest Women in Sports Media
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Arcade Fire and Neil Young Join Forces in the Song of the Day
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42 Hot Asian Women
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Top 31 Celebrity Sluts in Halloween Costumes
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Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculous Tight See Through Dress of the Day
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s New Pussy
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Jennifer Lopez Cries About Her Sexual History – Slutty Past.
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Yoyo Champion….
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Ashton Kutcher is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Tyler Perry + Kim Kardashian = Steaming Pile of Monkey Shit
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Dirt Biker Lands on His Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Megan Daniels Big Ol’Tits
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Kimber Lee from Niceville is a Little Bit Naughty
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The 15 Worst Acting Performances By Female Singers
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Tight Body
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Everyone Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Blake Lively is So Fucking Dull I Seriously Don’t Understand Why People Like Her
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Latex Whore Liks to Squirt Shit Out of Her Ass – VIDEO
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50 Sexiest Sports Hottie Videos
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Nicola Mclean Panty Upskirt
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Prince Harry Probably Banged This Chick and I’m Totally Jealous
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Drew Barrymore is Banging Some New Dude
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I’m More Scared of Khloe Than I Am of Lamar
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Elisabeth Olsen is Trashier and Sexier Than Her Sisters and I Like It
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Nikki is Sexy and Sweaty
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Web Cam Dildo Fun – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopez is a Cry Baby
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Please Meet My Future Ex-Wife…Melanie Iglesias – VIDEO
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Karina is All Natural
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When Zombies Attack! Defend Yourself With Sex Toys
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Leighton Meester In Blue on Set
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Is It Me or is Madonna Putting on Some Weight? She Looks Better These Days
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Samantha Saint Gets Herself Off on the Stairs – VIDEO
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Human Slingshot!!! Yes!!! – VIDEO
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Thats a Nice Short Skirt Right There
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Sarah Hyland Needs to Fuck Away That Baby Fat
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Beyonce Fan Fail – VIDEO
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Shay Laren Strips Down on the Balcony
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Bitch Fight in the Wrong Part of Town – VIDEO
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Hayden Panty Airs, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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So That’s What Having Sex With Snooki is Like
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A Little Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Sexiness
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Micaela Schaefer in the Hottest Outfit Ever
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Titty Exposed….
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Lindsay Lohan Drops Her Manager
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Tree push gone wrong….
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Sofia Vergara in a Tub Dress
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Lauren Stoner May Have Pooped In Her Bikini
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You Think Sofia Vergara Is hot Now?  Just Wait 12 Hours…AKA JERK OFF TO HER FOOD SHE SHAT OUT BEFORE SHE SHAT IT OUT
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N’ah.  He’s Not Creepy At All
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INSANE CLIFF JUMPING IN BERMUDA
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Today’s SmutMeet – LOTS OF PORN
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Some Playboy Bitch and Her Halloween Costumes
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Bree Olson’s Going Mainstream….
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Some Pornstar With Anal Beads to Celebrate her Whore Birthday
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Ana Bolena Meza in SoHo Magazine
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The Shannon Twins Dressed Slutty cuz they are Sluts
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The Rest of the Pumpkin Patch Child Bride Pics
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The Rest of the Tisdale Pics Bikini Pics
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2011

24

Oct

Kirsten Dunst Busty Bikini Pics of the Day

I have always loved Kirsten Dunsts big tits on her skinny frame. I never cared if she showerd or how bad her teeth were. I never cared how drunk, or medicated, or confused she seemed to be. I never cared how much shit her career was in at the time. I just cared that she was busy and skinny in some freak nature situation I love to see happen and when it does happen I like to celebrate with orgasms all over my belly…..so you can imagine just how excited I am to see Kirsten Dunst half naked….even if I posted video of her in a movie naked a few weeks ago…where she is actually topless cuz that’s where her career has gone – lucky for us….cuz I don’t know about you, but as long as I get to see her tit, covered or not….I’m as happy as I can be…which isn’t all that happy….but you get what I’m saying…

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2011

24

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Does a Bikini of the Day

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale….a girl I make fun of for having a really weird looking face…but more importantly a face that won some kind of hottest in hollywood bullshit….cuz even after her nose job…she still is weird loooking…proving yet again Hollywood is full of shit…

But being on a mission to be less negative, I focus on her body, cuz that’s what she does, as it is something she has control over….so she hits the gym day after day and sure she’ll be hot…but when on all fours…or with your eyes shut a body can go along way….

So I was happy to see her in her bikini, small tits and all, cuz that’s a whole other discussion, that starts with tits are tits….and ends with all tits have their own personality I want to taste….

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2011

24

Oct

Some Sunday Night Tits on TV of the Day

I love the move that TV has made into having sex and nudity and swearing on the shit…..I am glad that censored, boring, non-swearing, wholesome shit is a thing of the past….because really how can a grown man sit in front of this shit without being stimulated on a realistic level…which includes looking at naked bitches fucking….

I have always been an advocate of real sex in movies and TV, cuz their horseshit they were producing was giving women unrealistic, romantic, hollywood ideas in the bedroom, when no one should ever fuck like that, while not giving us shit to jerk off to.

It’s a new era motherfuckers, it’s just gonna get better as the internet takes over, and maybe I’ll finally get a job in the industry so I can stop wasting time with this shit….

Here are some of the clips from last night’s cable TV nudity that I love…even though I don’t have cable.

Kaitlin Doubleday Tits in Hung

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Heather Lind Tits and Ass from Boardwalk Empire


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Lake Bell See Thru in How to Make it in America


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Nicole LaLiberte Tit in How to Make it in America

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2011

24

Oct

Sofia Vergara Tits Lookin’ Deflated of the Day

You give a girl an Emmy and she comes back with this….

IF this was 5 years ago, before she was famous, when she was sleeping her way to fame, or when her brother who runs all the cocaine into the country from Colombia used his muscle to get some Hollywood producers to hire her if they know what’s good for her, cuz Hollywood loves coke more than strippers…She’d be using her tits to their full potential…but instead she’s gone all soft on us….boring us and insulting our loyalty to them titties…typical. Things always work like this….once people get what they want, even if it is a scam that mocks an industry, they start thinking it is because of their skill and not cuz of her tits….and now she is demanding repect….that pisses me off.

But she did tweet her tits – or her assistant who pretends to be her on twitter – tweeted her tits in a bikini and I’m into it

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2011

24

Oct

Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Some Old Fake Tits of the Day

Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is….

She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage…

Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.

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