She’s about to blow…I feel it…

Shit is like the nuclear reactor in Japan after th Tsunami….it is like your testicles after that hot girl brushed up against you accidentally on the bus cuz girls never brush up to you accidentally…it is like my heart after a night of cocaine….it is like my wife’s pants after she eats a cake…that elastic band only has so much strength….

If you don’t know what I’m getting at, I’m talking about her slut. I am talking about her daddy issues. Her feeling of inadequacies being in her sister’s shadow. She’s not a princess, but she’ll show us how to get noticed…it always happens…it is just a moatter of time. I’m eager for it….it better come otherwise I’m gonna look like an idiot with all these predictions…

Now look at her knee cuz that’s all she’s giving us…and I’ll take it gladly…I know she’s not that hot but I’m hooked. Fuck you.

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Here are some pictures of mom of two, Jessica Alba, at some event showing off tit like she still has what she had in “Honey”….you know the movie Cash Warren, her husband, still jerks off to because that was the Alba he married before realizing that he was going to be responsible for ruining her, cuz Mexican girls just don’t do pregnancy well….but the good news is that back then she wouldn’t get naked in movies…and now she will probably never have a fucking choice….cuz that’s just where her comfort level and craft has gone…I’m ready for it…let’s just hope she’s not too insecure about not being the Alba that was, cuz God Knows, if there was a God, that’d I’d take a naked Alba in video under any or all circumstances….see mom or broken vagina or not, I have not seen enough of her nipple to be done with her like I am with Lohan….Good things to come….

Uma Thurman’s man hands were also there….rocking some huge tits…in what may be a see through dress….

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This is pretty offensive….likely one of Robin WIlliams’ most shocking and disturbing jokes….I mean the only thing that would make this worse, would be if he was getting a fucking handjob….no one wants to see this shit…if a motherfucker wants to go through a midlife crisis and allow some busty tall middle aged bitch far younger than him into his estate cuz it keeps her happy and in turn keeps his penis happy until everyone gets comfortable and she just becomes that high maintenance cunt she is…after the excitement of the lottery win subsides…leaving him uninterested in him cuz she’s grown to believe his 4 decades of workin entertainment nest egg is hers…leading to her fucking the pool boy, trainer and everyone else with a dick that still works who is on her payroll….

He’s already been spotted buying her shit at Dior….typical….

That said…I’m all for buying love. You can’t take the money with you when you die, might as well spend it on a whore…but why marry one, when you can have a different one every night, oh right for the illusion of feeling companionship and not alone…

The new wife’s name is Susan Schneider and shes’ a graphic designer/now her vagina has made her a millionaire and they have been together since 2009….

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You know the Jailbait section on Reddit and Jailbait videos on Youtube are the bigger traffic drivers to their respective sites. They just don’t want you to know that America is filled with perverted men who like staring at young girls whenever they seem them…even dads and teachers only became dads and teachers to check out pussy at its tightest…at least that’s what I’m convinced of….I’m also convinced it has something to do with being illegal in America, cuz I”m allowed to bang 16 year olds, but never do, cuz their sex drive and annoying behavior cuz they are still kids overpowers a tight body….

Either way, here is Nina Dobrev inspiring teens to not be fat pigs, encouraging eating disorders and if that’s not worth celebrating…I don’t know what is….

Sidenote, this bitch is 22, but looks 15, making her all the more exciting for you perverts…cuz it isn’t illegal…oh right that makes it less exciting…

Here are the pics…

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Her name is Melanie Inglesias….and I’m gonna assume she’s not related to Enrique or Julio….because if she was she wouldn’t be using the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest to get her fake looking tits in a bikini famous…she’d just hit the beach with her dad…who in this case is probably not in the picture anymore…cuz girls who get half naked for dying magazines hoping it works out and pays off and makes them famous…generally aren’t the kind of girl who has grown up with a lot of male attention or hugs from pop….leading me to think she’s got a good future in porn if this Maxim thing doesn’t blow her out of the water, which I can’t imagine it will considering there are reality shows bigger than maxim that has left hot chicks less relevant…but I’ll post her bikini pics anyway….cuz bikinis are fun…

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I’ll let the video do the talking…because I think everytime a bitch is on a pole is an epic fail in both her life choices and my sexual gratification…I don’t need cock teasing bitches doing stupid seductive dances, I need a blowjob or some fuck….if you know what I mean…not to mention this isn’t even bitches trying to be sexy on pole, this shit is just funny on pole…Watch.

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I don’t even get invited to the shittiest, bottome feeding, garbage award shows in Hollywood. They have no respect for me….so why should I respect them…which is convenient cuz I don’t, never have, and never will.. Hollywood is a joke and so are the insecure cunts I want to fuck but won’t fuck me back which makes them hotter who are part of this bullshit….

Stacy Keibler Hasn’t Been Replaced Yet….Cuz She Knows How To Wrestle…and she probably also knows how to lie about birth control…only time will tell…but I prefer when she’s showing MORE NIPPLE TAPE

Amber Heard Does the Mermaid….I prefer when she does slutty VINTAGE EROTICA or…. high concept bondage for fashion

Bryce Dallas Howard is Pregnant and Not Showing Firey Pubic Hair while getting fucked by a black dude..in some Red Carpet Ready To Drop Erotica….

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn’t MODELING TOPLESS but she still gives bald guys hope….

Emma Stone’s Got Some Shit Going On With Her Nipples….Perfect for her virgin loser fanbase…

Julianna Hough Trying to Get Some Attention for Herself….Cuz pretending to date Ryan Seacrest even though he is gay isn’t enough…

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Jessica Simpson might as well be wearing a tarp, or build a wooden box, or even squeeze into an old Whiskey barrel to cover up her obvious pregnancy…or if anything…bitch should be walking around topless or in spandex with neon flashing signs pointing to her gut saying “I’m Pregnant” cuz she’s finally got an excuse for being large and not so in charge since this fat thing has worked against her career as the dumb celebrity pop star we all wanted to fuck, if anything, she’s hardly even relevant as an “artist” anymore…so I don’t even know why we’re still talking about her….she’ll never be the Daisy Duke busty MTV show idiot we all jerked off to again…it’s done for her…now everyone move along, there’s nothing to see here….

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her taking a piss on twitter….I had no choice but to post it even though there is hardly enough vagina, feces or miscarriage in it…hell there’s not even any tit in the shit….what a waste of a toilet pic.

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As an irrelevant blogger no one likes or respects who hasn’t and never will go mainstream because I’m just not that marketable, proven with the number of TWITTER FOLLOWERS I HAVE …..I was not invited to the Tower Heist, a movie I probably will never watch anyway, premiere….

But there were sluts I like to hate, but prefer to fuck if the opportunity ever came up….and here are their pics….

Other sluts I want to see naked in attendence…

Paz dela Huerta is my jam….sure I prefer when she is half naked in her place or FULLY NAKED ON TV

Tea Leoni Old Lady See Through…

Serena Williams Showing Off Hard Stomach…

Melania Trump Plastic Face Compliments her Future Child Support Checks…

Precious is Huge…not just in Hollywood…but also in her dress…as she’s posing…before dying of a massive coronary…EROTIC. I laugh everytime I see her…all neckless and cartoon obese…amazing…

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I hate Katy Perry…almost as much as I hate when I hear guys say she’s hot….

She’s a dumpy, chubby, bottom feeding cunt with a good scam going cuz her songs cater to 12 year old girls who don’t know better…

She’s chubby, has a shitty ass, and she can’t dance, leading me to think she also can’t fuck, explaining why she married that fag Russell Brand, cuz all he needs is a third party to insert things in his tight pants wearing ass…

Here she is in concert, I refuse to post the video. She’s that bad…and not in a bad dancing erotica kind of way…but in a “I hate that this lie has tricked the world” kind of way….She needs to be stopped…she may be the devil…

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