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2011

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone wrote in to tell me that my site is getting more and more depressing to read. Tell me about it.

So I decided to make it fluffy and lovely and positive cuz that’s what people want.

To start up my new fluffy life….

I just jerked off in a pile of stuffed toys….

Unfortunately it was in the hospital’s terminally ill kid playroom.

Now I’m convinced I have pediatric cancers…

Here’s the morning dump.

Jail Break Baby – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Dance Team Babes in the NBA
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Made It This Far Into the Week so Far
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Mascot Eats Small Child. I Guess It Was Hungry
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And MORE Slutty Halloween Twit Pics
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Armie is Sexy in the Great Outdoors
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Kim Kardashian is a Cheating Bitch and I Hate Her
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Live Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Teen Gets Sexy on the Web Cam
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Katy Perry’s Most Risqué Looks
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Rubix Solve to End All Rubix Solves – VIDEO
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2011

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t think the stepLINKS get the respect they deserve and that probably stems from me not getting the respect I deserve, but seriously, I scroll through this shit and coupled with my daily million posts on bullshit, find that I’ve covered so much fucking shit going on, you don’t need to visit any other site, but according to my traffic, you do visit other sites and don’t visit this site, and that’s just confusing me as much as the asian girl I saw in leggings with a mound so big I was sure it was lady-boy status but didn’t have the nerve to ask….

Here are the amazing stepLINKS….sure traffic keeps dropping….but the stepLINKS are good forever…..

Lily Aldridge Showing Off Tit Thanks To Victoria’s Secret Magic
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Guess Which Piece Of Shit Asshole Got Arrested For Being A Piece Of Shit Asshole?
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Live Cam Show Hotness
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Gisele Sluts Out and Brags for Vogue UK
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Suburban Home Halloween Light Show
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Sexiest Celebrity Playboy Covers
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Taylor Momsen Sticks Her Tits In Your Face
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Bat to Head But Saves his Beer
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Some People Are Just Awesome
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The 10 Hottest Female Race Car Drivers
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Melanie Iglesias’ Hotness Just Hit The Big Time
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Ashley Tisdale Is In A Bikini
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Georgia is Oh So Sexy
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Tiffany is in a Tiny Purple Teddi
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Free Cam Shows. You’re Welcome
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Lesbian Gets Ass Fucked By Her Girlfriend
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WTF Video of the Day
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Ranking the Hottest Sports Ever
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German Model Micaela Schaefer 34DD Cleavage
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Blake Lively is Starting to Bore Me
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Ahhhhhh Frieda Pinto
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Lauren Stoner Makes Sexy Face
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It’s all Heidi Klum’s fault
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Hitomi Tanaka Makes All Your Busty Japanese Fantasies Come True
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I Never Get Tired of Shay Laren Naked
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Tara Reid Needs to Fucking Pull It Together – VIDEO
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This Drunk Female Teacher Banged Like 5 Students of Something. Amazing
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Sarah is Too Good to Be True
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Nude Bondage Themed Pics Are The New Mainstream
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Okay There is No Fucking Way Jessica Simpson is Just Naturally This Fat
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Horny Blonde and a Dildo – VIDEO
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Melanie Iglesias Sexy Shoot for Maxim – VIDEO
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Can’t Get Enough of Short Shorts
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How About Some Camille Belle?
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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And Some Random SLUTTY Photos
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I Can’t Make My Mind Up About Jessie J
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How About a DOUBLE Fail? – VIDEO
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Naomi Watts vs Uma Thurman – Who WOuld You Rather?
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Julianne Hough Dresses Well
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Scarlett Johansson – “Alien Sexual Predator”
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Leo Invests in Social Media
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Some People Are Awesome…..
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Some Crazy Tribal Bike Balancing Act
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Amber Heard
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Salma Hayek Has Massive Tits. There, I Said It.
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Ashley Tisdale Thong Bikini Pics Looks Fuckable
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Madonna Is An Awesome Sister
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Texas Cemeteries in a Time Lapse Creepiness
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The 30 Hottest College Athletes
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Today’s SmutMeet for You TO Masturbate To
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Domestic Violence PORN
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Ready to Drop Pregnant Porn
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Gallery of Naked Crackhead Bitches…
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Amanda Seyfried Walks Her Dog Proper in Spandex – So Hot
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Catalina Otalvaro Besame Half Naked Great Ass Photoshoot
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Claire Coffee Great Tits in Esquire’s ME In My Place
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Bai Ling Showing Her Ass
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Throwback Bijou Philips in a Bikini
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2011

25

Oct

Pippa Middleton Licking Her Lips in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

She’s about to blow…I feel it…

Shit is like the nuclear reactor in Japan after th Tsunami….it is like your testicles after that hot girl brushed up against you accidentally on the bus cuz girls never brush up to you accidentally…it is like my heart after a night of cocaine….it is like my wife’s pants after she eats a cake…that elastic band only has so much strength….

If you don’t know what I’m getting at, I’m talking about her slut. I am talking about her daddy issues. Her feeling of inadequacies being in her sister’s shadow. She’s not a princess, but she’ll show us how to get noticed…it always happens…it is just a moatter of time. I’m eager for it….it better come otherwise I’m gonna look like an idiot with all these predictions…

Now look at her knee cuz that’s all she’s giving us…and I’ll take it gladly…I know she’s not that hot but I’m hooked. Fuck you.

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2011

25

Oct

Jessica Alba’s Mom Tits in a Tube Dress with Uma Thurman Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of mom of two, Jessica Alba, at some event showing off tit like she still has what she had in “Honey”….you know the movie Cash Warren, her husband, still jerks off to because that was the Alba he married before realizing that he was going to be responsible for ruining her, cuz Mexican girls just don’t do pregnancy well….but the good news is that back then she wouldn’t get naked in movies…and now she will probably never have a fucking choice….cuz that’s just where her comfort level and craft has gone…I’m ready for it…let’s just hope she’s not too insecure about not being the Alba that was, cuz God Knows, if there was a God, that’d I’d take a naked Alba in video under any or all circumstances….see mom or broken vagina or not, I have not seen enough of her nipple to be done with her like I am with Lohan….Good things to come….

Uma Thurman’s man hands were also there….rocking some huge tits…in what may be a see through dress….

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2011

25

Oct

Disturbing Robin Williams and His New Gold Digger Playing it Up of the Day

This is pretty offensive….likely one of Robin WIlliams’ most shocking and disturbing jokes….I mean the only thing that would make this worse, would be if he was getting a fucking handjob….no one wants to see this shit…if a motherfucker wants to go through a midlife crisis and allow some busty tall middle aged bitch far younger than him into his estate cuz it keeps her happy and in turn keeps his penis happy until everyone gets comfortable and she just becomes that high maintenance cunt she is…after the excitement of the lottery win subsides…leaving him uninterested in him cuz she’s grown to believe his 4 decades of workin entertainment nest egg is hers…leading to her fucking the pool boy, trainer and everyone else with a dick that still works who is on her payroll….

He’s already been spotted buying her shit at Dior….typical….

That said…I’m all for buying love. You can’t take the money with you when you die, might as well spend it on a whore…but why marry one, when you can have a different one every night, oh right for the illusion of feeling companionship and not alone…

The new wife’s name is Susan Schneider and shes’ a graphic designer/now her vagina has made her a millionaire and they have been together since 2009….

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2011

25

Oct

Nina Dobrev Bikini Pictures In Seventeen Fitness of the Day

You know the Jailbait section on Reddit and Jailbait videos on Youtube are the bigger traffic drivers to their respective sites. They just don’t want you to know that America is filled with perverted men who like staring at young girls whenever they seem them…even dads and teachers only became dads and teachers to check out pussy at its tightest…at least that’s what I’m convinced of….I’m also convinced it has something to do with being illegal in America, cuz I”m allowed to bang 16 year olds, but never do, cuz their sex drive and annoying behavior cuz they are still kids overpowers a tight body….

Either way, here is Nina Dobrev inspiring teens to not be fat pigs, encouraging eating disorders and if that’s not worth celebrating…I don’t know what is….

Sidenote, this bitch is 22, but looks 15, making her all the more exciting for you perverts…cuz it isn’t illegal…oh right that makes it less exciting…

Here are the pics…

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2011

25

Oct

Melanie Inglesias Hometown Hottie In Bikini of the Day

Her name is Melanie Inglesias….and I’m gonna assume she’s not related to Enrique or Julio….because if she was she wouldn’t be using the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest to get her fake looking tits in a bikini famous…she’d just hit the beach with her dad…who in this case is probably not in the picture anymore…cuz girls who get half naked for dying magazines hoping it works out and pays off and makes them famous…generally aren’t the kind of girl who has grown up with a lot of male attention or hugs from pop….leading me to think she’s got a good future in porn if this Maxim thing doesn’t blow her out of the water, which I can’t imagine it will considering there are reality shows bigger than maxim that has left hot chicks less relevant…but I’ll post her bikini pics anyway….cuz bikinis are fun…

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2011

25

Oct

Epic Pole Dance Fail is the Viral Video of the Day

I’ll let the video do the talking…because I think everytime a bitch is on a pole is an epic fail in both her life choices and my sexual gratification…I don’t need cock teasing bitches doing stupid seductive dances, I need a blowjob or some fuck….if you know what I mean…not to mention this isn’t even bitches trying to be sexy on pole, this shit is just funny on pole…Watch.

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2011

25

Oct

Stacy Keibler and Other Sluts at the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

I don’t even get invited to the shittiest, bottome feeding, garbage award shows in Hollywood. They have no respect for me….so why should I respect them…which is convenient cuz I don’t, never have, and never will.. Hollywood is a joke and so are the insecure cunts I want to fuck but won’t fuck me back which makes them hotter who are part of this bullshit….

Stacy Keibler Hasn’t Been Replaced Yet….Cuz She Knows How To Wrestle…and she probably also knows how to lie about birth control…only time will tell…but I prefer when she’s showing MORE NIPPLE TAPE

Amber Heard Does the Mermaid….I prefer when she does slutty VINTAGE EROTICA or…. high concept bondage for fashion

Bryce Dallas Howard is Pregnant and Not Showing Firey Pubic Hair while getting fucked by a black dude..in some Red Carpet Ready To Drop Erotica….

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley isn’t MODELING TOPLESS but she still gives bald guys hope….

Emma Stone’s Got Some Shit Going On With Her Nipples….Perfect for her virgin loser fanbase…

Julianna Hough Trying to Get Some Attention for Herself….Cuz pretending to date Ryan Seacrest even though he is gay isn’t enough…

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2011

25

Oct

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Cover Up of the Day

Jessica Simpson might as well be wearing a tarp, or build a wooden box, or even squeeze into an old Whiskey barrel to cover up her obvious pregnancy…or if anything…bitch should be walking around topless or in spandex with neon flashing signs pointing to her gut saying “I’m Pregnant” cuz she’s finally got an excuse for being large and not so in charge since this fat thing has worked against her career as the dumb celebrity pop star we all wanted to fuck, if anything, she’s hardly even relevant as an “artist” anymore…so I don’t even know why we’re still talking about her….she’ll never be the Daisy Duke busty MTV show idiot we all jerked off to again…it’s done for her…now everyone move along, there’s nothing to see here….

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her taking a piss on twitter….I had no choice but to post it even though there is hardly enough vagina, feces or miscarriage in it…hell there’s not even any tit in the shit….what a waste of a toilet pic.

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