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2011

26

Oct

Arianny Celeste Showing Off Her Ass for Twitter of the Day

UFC is some of the gayest shit around to watch, so they pepper it with ideas of heterosexuality, like the fact the dudes rolling around half naked and sweaty are trying to kill each other and the token hot bitches who look like they were pulled out of a stripclub and told to do the same thing only with less nudity and more signs with the round numbers on them….

Uninteresting considering this bitch should be a hooker in her native Las Vegas, something I feel she was before UFC picked her up, I mean how else did they find her….but still okay cuz it reminds us that twitter is the hand held tool for women to make bad judgement calls on their part, good judgement calls on our part, by posting slutty pics of themselves…and whether she’s a slut or not in her day job or if we’ve seen her naked our not…self shot, self produced knotty like my pubic hair behavior needs to be celebrated….

Here she is in some tight litle booty shorts…

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2011

26

Oct

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Leggings of the Day

I am a sick, sick, sick fucking man…The thoughts I have of Hilary Duff as a pregnant chick are almost criminal…I’m exagerating…I’m not that weird…but I find it weird that I am having sexual thoughts about Hilary Duff in recent years, you know since she went from teen billionaire, skinny and wholesome and underaget to some thick married bitch you laugh about once wanting to fuck her when you run into her at the CVS buying chocoloate on sale….I didn’t even find her being used in Hockey team initiations hot, she did nothing for me as her back got muscular and I assumed her husband tried to make her look more like his teammates for sexual purposes……but the second that uterus got filled, and his shit stuck, I got to paying attention…one might even say obsessing over everything about this thing…mainly what it’d be like to be her gynecologist…playing with her vagina during routine exams…using my tongue as a speculum hoping she doesn’t notice….lucky bastard….here are her pregnancy leggings holding it all together….

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2011

26

Oct

Pippa Middleton Practicing her Slut Strut of the Day

I like the believe that this is Pippa practicing for a scene in her sex tape she is going to leak where she’s wearing nothing but a man’s shirt….and her little round breast peaks through……because I like to believe that Pippa Middleton is like every other girl out there, catty as fuck and jealous of every other girl, especially their sister….cuz no one likes to be the second in line in terms of success, popularity and pride of their parents….her sister is going to be the fucking queen…where does that leave her? Anything she does is second fucking rate….only to shut everyone up via nudity, sex and humiliating all those people who try to take all her glory and make her existence feel inadequate…..

I’m keeping the hope she pulls through alive….so her breaking point to slutting out watch continues…

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2011

26

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Big Old Tits of the Day

I look at these pictures and all I see is a tainted slut….the girl who has let everyone inside her…likely without a condom…cuz Hollywood doesn’t do condoms….seeking some sort of man who is more famous than her to increase her value as an actor, using her vagina, like she was Jennifer Aniston…..the younger years…..all insecure in herself and in her career despite it being a success…wanting more and filling that void with famous cock….

And for some reason…I love it….cuz sluts are my jam, they make the girl go round and without them I’d never have sex and I’d never have herpes…they really mean it when they say it is the gift that keeps on giving….

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2011

26

Oct

Snooki at a Book Signing….We’re All Doomed of the Day

How humiliating to society is it that Snooki is doing a book signing….We should all just kill ourselves now for the shame we should feel for letting this happen…or at least Barnes and Noble should kill themselves…or the staff of experts to try to target books to youth should be treated like staffers in factories in china and publicly shot so that it doesn’t happen again….

What the fuck could Snooki have to say that is even remotely interesting, thought provoking, or not destructive to the minds of any idiot who buys what I can only imagine is a picture book of cheesy fucking trash….

Here’s the fat, pudgy, midget looking piece of shit digracing the literary world by making mockery of the shit….

Satan is amongst us….and she’s fucking tacky, chubby, goblin looking troll that is ugly, and full of shit while covered in cheesy make-up….Let’s make a horror movie out of this and hunt it down and kill it before it gets our children…this shit is out of hand…

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2011

26

Oct

Jennifer and Lynda Lopez Sister Fetish for an Old Guy of the Day

You know when you were younger and you had a set of hot twins either in your classs or on TV who you thought would be awesome to fuck at the same time…or when you were dating a girl, or married to a girl, or even into a girl and she had a sister you thought would be awesome to fuck at the same time….well apparently…that fetish or fantasy will follow you right into your golden years, cuz there is no way this dude watching the Lopez sister’s isn’t thinking to himself “I hope this is how this incest porn scene starts”….I can tell by the look in his eye….

Eithe way, these bitches you want to see do a lesbian scene on your dick together are doing some Best Buy charity hustle, cuz they are good people, who like to do good things, to make up for all their sins…at least that’s how I’m playing this one….Knotty like my pubic hair.


In Some Related News…Lohan and Ali on THeir Way to the Playboy Shoot…Bring Some Sister Porn
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2011

26

Oct

Top Belly Inflation Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Here is a weird fucking fetish I bet most of you didn’t know existed, because most of you don’t realize that anything you can think of, as weird as it is, is likely something someone somewhere masturbates to on the regular….like putting a foot bump in your mouth and filling you up….while in panties….erotic to some, weird to others….available on youtube in the event you want to cum to it is the constant…cuz youtube is a pornsite…

Hot Girl Girl in Panties Pumping Her Stomach….with Some Masturbation….

Not Sure if this is a Chick or a Dude But I’m calling it Gross

Another one of the weird genderless weirdo

Another one of the hot chick…cuz that genderless weirdo freaks me out…

Some chick in Panties Pumping…

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2011

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone wrote in to tell me that my site is getting more and more depressing to read. Tell me about it.

So I decided to make it fluffy and lovely and positive cuz that’s what people want.

To start up my new fluffy life….

I just jerked off in a pile of stuffed toys….

Unfortunately it was in the hospital’s terminally ill kid playroom.

Now I’m convinced I have pediatric cancers…

Here’s the morning dump.

Jail Break Baby – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Dance Team Babes in the NBA
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Made It This Far Into the Week so Far
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Mascot Eats Small Child. I Guess It Was Hungry
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And MORE Slutty Halloween Twit Pics
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Armie is Sexy in the Great Outdoors
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Kim Kardashian is a Cheating Bitch and I Hate Her
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Live Web Cam Sluts, For Your Pleasure
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Teen Gets Sexy on the Web Cam
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Katy Perry’s Most Risqué Looks
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Rubix Solve to End All Rubix Solves – VIDEO
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2011

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t think the stepLINKS get the respect they deserve and that probably stems from me not getting the respect I deserve, but seriously, I scroll through this shit and coupled with my daily million posts on bullshit, find that I’ve covered so much fucking shit going on, you don’t need to visit any other site, but according to my traffic, you do visit other sites and don’t visit this site, and that’s just confusing me as much as the asian girl I saw in leggings with a mound so big I was sure it was lady-boy status but didn’t have the nerve to ask….

Here are the amazing stepLINKS….sure traffic keeps dropping….but the stepLINKS are good forever…..

Lily Aldridge Showing Off Tit Thanks To Victoria’s Secret Magic
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Guess Which Piece Of Shit Asshole Got Arrested For Being A Piece Of Shit Asshole?
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Live Cam Show Hotness
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Gisele Sluts Out and Brags for Vogue UK
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Suburban Home Halloween Light Show
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Sexiest Celebrity Playboy Covers
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Taylor Momsen Sticks Her Tits In Your Face
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Bat to Head But Saves his Beer
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Some People Are Just Awesome
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The 10 Hottest Female Race Car Drivers
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Melanie Iglesias’ Hotness Just Hit The Big Time
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Ashley Tisdale Is In A Bikini
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Georgia is Oh So Sexy
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Tiffany is in a Tiny Purple Teddi
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Free Cam Shows. You’re Welcome
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Lesbian Gets Ass Fucked By Her Girlfriend
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WTF Video of the Day
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Ranking the Hottest Sports Ever
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German Model Micaela Schaefer 34DD Cleavage
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Blake Lively is Starting to Bore Me
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Ahhhhhh Frieda Pinto
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Lauren Stoner Makes Sexy Face
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It’s all Heidi Klum’s fault
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Hitomi Tanaka Makes All Your Busty Japanese Fantasies Come True
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I Never Get Tired of Shay Laren Naked
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Tara Reid Needs to Fucking Pull It Together – VIDEO
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This Drunk Female Teacher Banged Like 5 Students of Something. Amazing
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Sarah is Too Good to Be True
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Nude Bondage Themed Pics Are The New Mainstream
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Okay There is No Fucking Way Jessica Simpson is Just Naturally This Fat
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Horny Blonde and a Dildo – VIDEO
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Melanie Iglesias Sexy Shoot for Maxim – VIDEO
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Can’t Get Enough of Short Shorts
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How About Some Camille Belle?
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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And Some Random SLUTTY Photos
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I Can’t Make My Mind Up About Jessie J
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How About a DOUBLE Fail? – VIDEO
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Naomi Watts vs Uma Thurman – Who WOuld You Rather?
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Julianne Hough Dresses Well
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Scarlett Johansson – “Alien Sexual Predator”
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Leo Invests in Social Media
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Some People Are Awesome…..
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Some Crazy Tribal Bike Balancing Act
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Amber Heard
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Salma Hayek Has Massive Tits. There, I Said It.
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Ashley Tisdale Thong Bikini Pics Looks Fuckable
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Madonna Is An Awesome Sister
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Texas Cemeteries in a Time Lapse Creepiness
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The 30 Hottest College Athletes
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Today’s SmutMeet for You TO Masturbate To
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Domestic Violence PORN
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Ready to Drop Pregnant Porn
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Gallery of Naked Crackhead Bitches…
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Amanda Seyfried Walks Her Dog Proper in Spandex – So Hot
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Catalina Otalvaro Besame Half Naked Great Ass Photoshoot
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Claire Coffee Great Tits in Esquire’s ME In My Place
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Bai Ling Showing Her Ass
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Throwback Bijou Philips in a Bikini
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