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2007

02

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I met a fat girl from the south and her boyfriend who looked like he was in the Army on my weekend at the bus station. This girl was fucking huge and was wearing what looked like a table cloth for a dress, she unlike my wife had no problem carrying her fat ass around. Sure she was huffin and puffin and shit, but I didn’t hear one complaint out of her mouth about how she needed her boyfriend to flex his military muscles and give her ass a wipe down like my wife does. I forget where I was going with this story but I did remember to post some links and here they are. If you wanted to be nice you could always send some links into me so I don’t have to spend my day lookin for them….get on it. Asshole.

Jenna Jameson in GQ
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Some Mandy More in Sexual Restraints of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Has Noisy Sex With Her Boyfriend
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Gunther Meets Samantha Fox
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Avril Lavigne Hate Britney Spears and I Hate Avril Lavigne
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Stupid Spiderman Video
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Priscilla M is a Cam Girl
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Little Ass
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Anna Howitt Pussy Lip Slip
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Naked Brown Chicks
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Stupid Whitehorse Music Video With Sluts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Playboy Bunnies Golfing
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A Stewart Gets Nude on the Beach
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Flesh Flicks – Lesbian Hot Tub Party
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Tara Reid Photoshopped Proper
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Sexy Sex Video I Don’t Understand
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Aria Giovani’s Leopard Print Chair and Nudity
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Lingerie Catwalk Pictures
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Carmen Electra Hot in Lingerie Performing
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Some Superhero Reality Show Try Out Weirdness
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Speed Painting Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Britney Does Basketball
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Kimbo Took My Advice and got Plastic Surgery
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Nice Dress
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Ultimate Fight Night
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Funny Paris Ad About Her Vagina
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Kelly Hu – Sexy on a Plane
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Tit
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Tera Patrick Bikini Pictures
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Snoop Tells Bill O’Reilly to fuck Himself
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Lara Bingle Nude Picture Gallery Brings Down GQ Servers…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Too Bad Hot Tits Can’t Save Your Face
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Fuck the War in Iraq, I love Bush…in theory…
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7 Minutes of Sopranos Video
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Hey Mr. get a Mr. Shirt Cuz Mr. Shirts change Lives Mr.
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Some Ana Beatriz Barros Action
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This spray will get you laid, even if you have no game, which you don’t…
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2007

02

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Bowling Alley Slut of the Day

I have a cold and when I am sick I sometimes feel delusional. Yesterday, I had the hardest time thinking straight, I couldn’t even focus my eyes on anything, everything was just a congested feverish blur. I still feel like fucking shit today and I can’t think of all the great things I wanted to write about because this virus kicked me on my fucking ass. At least I can always daydream….I have recently been daydreaming about starting a drunkenstepfather bowling league or horrible bowlers, so if you are interested we can set one up in your home town too. In planning this huge stepPROJECT, I have been going to the bowling alley to scope out talent. The thing I love about the bowling alley is that it is the best place to find a wife. These bitches may not be the prettiest thing out there, but at least they know how to have a good time. So when I get down and lonely, I like to daydream about the woman who was too busy eating pizza to serve me, but stole my heart none the less to get me through the day….

Posted in:stepDAYDREAM|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

02

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' of a Bowling Alley Slut of the Day

I have a cold and when I am sick I sometimes feel delusional. Yesterday, I had the hardest time thinking straight, I couldn’t even focus my eyes on anything, everything was just a congested feverish blur. I still feel like fucking shit today and I can’t think of all the great things I wanted to write about because this virus kicked me on my fucking ass. At least I can always daydream….I have recently been daydreaming about starting a drunkenstepfather bowling league or horrible bowlers, so if you are interested we can set one up in your home town too. In planning this huge stepPROJECT, I have been going to the bowling alley to scope out talent. The thing I love about the bowling alley is that it is the best place to find a wife. These bitches may not be the prettiest thing out there, but at least they know how to have a good time. So when I get down and lonely, I like to daydream about the woman who was too busy eating pizza to serve me, but stole my heart none the less to get me through the day….

Posted in:stepDAYDREAM|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

02

Apr

I am – Courtney Love Bikini Pics of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting these because I figured they were older and hat you had your taste of Courtney Love in a bikini last week, but figured why the fuck not.

Everyone likes to dis her for killing her husband for fame, being a drug addict and a bad mother, being fat and then skinny and looking like a trainwreck in a bikini with a nasty flappy fucking weird looking stomach but at least she’s got camel toe.

Point is that my wife can’t even support her own weight for more than 15 minutes without falling and I would love it for her to start doing drugs, start exercising, start starving herself, or anything to make her look more like Courtney Love.

In an ideal world, I wouldn’t slam something that looks as wrecked as this, the shit growing out of her stomach is pretty fucking gross, but ideal worlds don’t exist for me and I have no standards….

That said, Courtney Love is hotter than my wife so stop making fun of her. Asshole.


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2007

02

Apr

I am – Nicky Hilton is the Good Lookin’ Sister of the Day…

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I don’t really know if that is technically a true statement, but because of Paris Hilton’s herpes, I am going to say that it is. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you put a pile of shit next to a pile of shit and are asked to choose the prettier pile of shit, you’re going to go with the one that doesn’t have any blood in it. Nicky Hilton is the wholesome sister who probably has a seedy past, because that’s just the way sister’s are but she didn’t do it on camera for all of us to witness, so I am going to have to say that she’s the pile of shit without the blood….

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Nicky Hilton is the Good Lookin' Sister of the Day…

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I don’t really know if that is technically a true statement, but because of Paris Hilton’s herpes, I am going to say that it is. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you put a pile of shit next to a pile of shit and are asked to choose the prettier pile of shit, you’re going to go with the one that doesn’t have any blood in it. Nicky Hilton is the wholesome sister who probably has a seedy past, because that’s just the way sister’s are but she didn’t do it on camera for all of us to witness, so I am going to have to say that she’s the pile of shit without the blood….

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Lohan and Kimbo Stewart are Best Friends Who Dress the Same of the Day

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Lohan and Kimbo Stewart are already such good friends that I have never seen together before that they are already wearing matching outfits like they were 7 and this was fucking kindergarten. They are like watching two seven year olds running around the park in matching outfits only these girls aren’t 7 anymore, the only thing they have in common with the number 7 is that they banged 7 different dude’s last week along, at least Lohan did…

Either way, these girls are like the kind of friends who go to grade school together, then highschool together where they lost their virginity, then college together where they lost it some more, then get married the same year after college to the guys who gave them herpes who happen to be best friends too, then have babies together, they are like attached at the fucking hip, sisters who aren’t sisters, only in Lohan’s case they just met last week….

Speaking of sisters, I always loved when my stepdaughters would pretend that they were twins and wear matching outfits, so when they got older, I used to buy them matching panty sets to wear around the dumpster I call home. I got so into it that I had a different lingerie set for them to wear every day of the week, from the sailer girls to the school girls to the cats…meow. I guess it probably wasn’t the most morally sound thing to do but they didn’t seem to mind, and since they didn’t mind either did I. My wife put all the fun to an end when I tried setting up bath time for them and they complained. Bitches.

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Carmen Electra Shops for Lingerie of the Day

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The reason you don’t realize how hot these pictures are is because all you see is Carmen Electra dressed like a Mini Van driving mom that is shopping for school lunch supplies for her 3 annoying kids at the local grocery store. What I see is an Agent Provocateur bag and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d probably be visualizing all the sexy shit that could be in that bag that she will be wearing for her lesbian girlfriend. It’s one of those it’s sexier to leave things to the imagination than to put it all out there situations, even though we all know that’s just something girls like to think, because a spread eagle has always worked for me.

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Stormy Daniels Porn Tits of the Day

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I figure that here is no better way to start he day than with a southern pornstar and her retarded lookin’ tits. I am feeling like I got hit by a bus, so I haven’t really been able to reflect on all the tits I saw this weekend to try to make this post relevant to my life, but I all I can remember doing is spending the night in the bus station because my wife locked me out and I had no where else to go. There was this girl who was sitting next to me for about 4 hours who I couldn’t help but stare at. I was hoping she was a teenage runaway that I could offer a warm shower and home cooked meal to, as it’s always been a great pick-up line to the homeless bitches I have hooked up with in the past, but realized that I didn’t have a warm shower or home cooked dinner to offer, as I was homeless too.

Anyway, the reason I couldn’t decide if she was hot or not was because she was big. I am talking tall and broad and not obese like my bacon loving wife. I went up to this girls navel and her tits may have been the size of my fucking head, but so were her biceps. Part of me wanted to see her naked, but another part of me knew her dick was bigger than mine….I just hit the bottle and ended up passing out instead of striking up conversation. I guess I am shy like that.

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2007

01

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got locked out of my apartment 2 days ago and my wife refused to let me back in because she caught me getting girls to do their dishes in their panties on webcam and was pissed off…I told her that seeing a bitch clean up after herself is fucking hot and so foreign to our life because she is too lazy to get off her fat ass. Even if these girls were willing to do it in snow suits I’d still watch them clean because I guess you always want what you can’t have….and thanks to my shitty luck that has followed me along all my life meaning that I got stuck with the shitty end of the stick….

Speakin’ of shitty sticks here are my links – 2 days late….Speaking of 2 days late, its april fools and I didn’t do anything funny, like tell you that I am shutting down the site, or some shit. I am saving that for another day, when I actually do shut down without warning leaving you all with a post telling you I fucking hate what you have done to me, but thanks for all the unsold t-shirts in my closet, you unsupportive cocksucker. Cuddles.

Rihanna at Kid’s Choice Awards
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Jamie Lynn Spears Dressed Up a Ready To Fuck
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Flesh Flicks College Teen Edition
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Israel Girls Without Clothing
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Kate Moss Topless
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Tara Reid Stuff Magazine Pictures
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Jennifer Lopez’s Fat Ass and Party Hats
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Christina Ricci Slut of the Day
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Claudia Schiffer Falls
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Beckham is a Fag and This is The Bitch He Spent the Night Checkin Out Cuz She’s Discreet About Having a Cock
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Hungry Pelican Video
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Aria Giovanni Naked
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Penelope Cruz Topless Compilation
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Shoes for your inner slut
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Lots of Merkley Chicks
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Jenna Jameson Film Stalled Cuz Of Botched Vagina Surgery
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Kirsten Dunst in London With Her New Boyfriend
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Girls With Her Pants Down Video
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Angelica Bell is an Children’s Show Host Stripping for FHM
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Swimming Coach Beats his Swimming Daughter
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Vida Rap
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Some Chick’s Personal Pics
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pantyhose VIdeo Peru
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Pam Anderson Tits
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Michelle Branch has a Stalker and It’s Not Me
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Another Pantyhose Video Peru
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Britney Spears Leaves Rehab Joke
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Britney Spears Hits The Town
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Kim Does Squats
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Walk Like a Supermodel
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Is Her Skirt Too Short
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Halle Berry Cleavage
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Hot Mini Skirt Video
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Superhot Chick Sunbathing
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Christina Aguilera is an Old Lady
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Local Montreal Swingers
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Paris Hilton’s Car Gets Repossessed
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Gosia Dowbrowolska Nude Clips
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11 String Mario Bros for you Virgins
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Hot Tit Flashing
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Abigail Clancy in GQ Magazine
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pics
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Jessica Biel Layin Down Pics
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Meredith Vieira Falls on her Head
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Bikini Mud Wrestling
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Gina Philips Loves Seals
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Chick Fight
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Carmen Electra Strutting Her Stuff
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Lots of Beyonce New Music Video Action
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