I love when I am the first on shit like this because no one ever links me or cares. All the other shitty blogs will bring the traffic home, but in the words of Randy Jackson on American Idol, I will keep on truckin dog. I am pretty excited Kelly Pickler is going to be singing after the break and that gives my life purpose. Southern trash destined to be a stripper who broke the stereotype are someone you need to learn from, even though she is dumber than the pile of dog shit on the back porch of her shanty.

Rumor has it the new server is kickin’ in in an hour. So stay tuned for that. Knowing the disaster of my life it’s not going to work at all….

Speaking of not working, here are some pics of Lohan that I didn’t take and don’t have the rights to post, showing off her nipples. She’s got pretty solid tits, I appreciate the weight gain, cuz fat chicks is what I do and that’s all I have to say about that….

I got 2 fan emails today – I really am going to the top, aren’t you happy you’re part of something this big in a time of crisis. I know I am…and I guess that’s all that matters…

Hey,

Nothing witty or funny to say or share but keep up the good work with your site.

Very rarely do i come across a site that i visit on a regular basis and your little corner of the net is a daily stop for me and always provides a good laugh, great wit really does go appreciated.

Long may it continue

and

Dear Mr. Stepfather,

I love your blog, I don’t know quite about how I came upon it, but I visit it as many times per day as I can. I also tell all my friends about it but seeing as how I have only 2 friends it does not help your traffic issues all that much. In conclusion, it is an honor to be molested by you and you are better than dlisted, wwtdd, and idlyitw. Okay thanks nice talking to you.

Love, John

There is nothing much better than some positive reinforcement. I feel like the dyslexic kid who got a gold star on his spelling test.

On an American Idol Live Blog Note…Antonella Barba wasn’t voted of idol. Being a slut pays. I like how she is crying for the bitch who got kicked off, and I was wrong about the Kelly Pickler shit, she didn’t perform….Now back to Lohan’s nipples…

My pictures and emails aren’t working – but I still figured out how to bring you the goods

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I love when I am the first on shit like this because no one ever links me or cares. All the other shitty blogs will bring the traffic home, but in the words of Randy Jackson on American Idol, I will keep on truckin dog. I am pretty excited Kelly Pickler is going to be singing after the break and that gives my life purpose. Southern trash destined to be a stripper who broke the stereotype are someone you need to learn from, even though she is dumber than the pile of dog shit on the back porch of her shanty.

Rumor has it the new server is kickin’ in in an hour. So stay tuned for that. Knowing the disaster of my life it’s not going to work at all….

Speaking of not working, here are some pics of Lohan that I didn’t take and don’t have the rights to post, showing off her nipples. She’s got pretty solid tits, I appreciate the weight gain, cuz fat chicks is what I do and that’s all I have to say about that….

I got 2 fan emails today – I really am going to the top, aren’t you happy you’re part of something this big in a time of crisis. I know I am…and I guess that’s all that matters…

Hey,

Nothing witty or funny to say or share but keep up the good work with your site.

Very rarely do i come across a site that i visit on a regular basis and your little corner of the net is a daily stop for me and always provides a good laugh, great wit really does go appreciated.

Long may it continue

and

Dear Mr. Stepfather,

I love your blog, I don’t know quite about how I came upon it, but I visit it as many times per day as I can. I also tell all my friends about it but seeing as how I have only 2 friends it does not help your traffic issues all that much. In conclusion, it is an honor to be molested by you and you are better than dlisted, wwtdd, and idlyitw. Okay thanks nice talking to you.

Love, John

There is nothing much better than some positive reinforcement. I feel like the dyslexic kid who got a gold star on his spelling test.

On an American Idol Live Blog Note…Antonella Barba wasn’t voted of idol. Being a slut pays. I like how she is crying for the bitch who got kicked off, and I was wrong about the Kelly Pickler shit, she didn’t perform….Now back to Lohan’s nipples…

My pictures and emails aren’t working – but I still figured out how to bring you the goods

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Here are some pics of Lohan on her way to stripper class wearing the dumpiest pair of jeans I have ever seen on a woman. She reminds me of the Walmart clerk who was giving me the sex eyes when I was buying a box of condoms, a roll of duct tape, some rope, a Kenny G CD, an electric drill and 14 pairs of women’s panties of varying sizes a few years ago. I was only doing it as a joke because I was convinced someone would call the cops, but they didn’t….it was before I found the internet and fucking with people was so much more labor intensive….

Either way, Lohan’s jeans may have cost her more than my apartment costs in rent for 6 months, but if I ever got to a strip club and a bitch wearing that elemantary school teacher with 8 kids at home look, I’d totally take her for a lap dance, because I take what I can get, even when it comes to strippers. I think I may be the only person who has been turned down for strippers even after waving crumpled up, shit stained 5 dollar bills in front of their faces…

I can’t help but tell myself that this slut is wearing some sexy lingerie under these pant, but I realize that’s just fantasy talking. It happens sometimes…

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