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2007

25

Jan

I am – Uma Thurman Bikini of the Day

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These are some Uma Thurman Pics that I saw about a week ago, I am convinced they are old because let’s face it I am always late. I know I say this every fucking day and you fuckers must think this is groundhog day, but I’ve never seen the movie so it’s all new to me. The benefit of drinking yourself to a stupor allows for a nice break in the day. It also destroys your brain enough to forget what you’ve seen or posted…but for some reason I have a memory for the stupidest shit.

I was at the strip club with my lawyer again tonight and saw the same girls I see every week. One of them turned 18 a 2 months ago and was shy a month ago, now she’s friends with all the girl and rocks a lesbian show where she spits on her dancing partner’s cooch. Another one of them was in her late 20s and had huge tits she never pulled out because I am guessing her fresh c-section scar meant she was still breast feeding and she probably didn’t want to spray the crowd with her milk. Another one was about 60 lbs overweight and shoved an umbrella up her box and sucked it off to death metal, but the most interesting was the girl from a small town trying to make a name for herself in the “big” city. She told us about her peircings and about how she worked at the classiest club in her home town. She went into telling us the design of the stage didn’t work for her and she stood up and walked away with the thickest cankles I’ve ever seen….

Uma Thurman may not have cankles, but she’s a stripper to me and these are her pics.

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2007

25

Jan

I am – Penelope Cruz Bikini Pics of the Day

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I’ve seen these pics floating around for the last could of days and waited on posting them for a while because I didn’t know if they were new or not and I’d hate to have to go on my site and dig through the archives looking to see what I’ve posted….So I waited for my cue and here are the pics.

I have been getting complaints that I write too much stripper content and I guess those people are right but it’s pretty much the only place I go when I leave my house. I don’t do it because I am a pervert or because I want to touch new young tit, I go because it makes for good content and because I find in therapeutic. It probably doesn’t make sense to the average person and I don’t think that it should, but you’re not the average person and you tune in for all my stories. I have been to hipster clubs, trendy clubs and local dives and nothing leaves me laughing like good night of strippers.

I am watching the People Vs Larry Flynt. Courtney Love just did her stage show and I wouldn’t stuff dollar bills down her panties cuz she’s fucking disgusting.

Speaking of disgusting, here’s some pics of Peneolope Cruz and some poofter doing the Nazi Salute.

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2007

24

Jan

Amateur Porn Video

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2007

24

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the day

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I am still in shock from this Paris Hilton scandal, not because I care, but because I am excited to watch the videos. I know they probably suck and that this is Billionaire Joe Francis’ brainchild but I don’t get out very much and watching celebs doing kilo’s of coke is amazing, even if it’s all staged. I like that it’s a glimpse into what you’d think the real world of celebrity is all about since it’s not the candy coated shit, even though this is what everyone wants to see and they will do amazing for publicity and a dollar I am all for seeing it. You gotta remember that being a celebrity is a well-oiled machine and things like this are all set up to make more people rich while playing all of you like fools, but I am all for seeing it. It’s like fake amateur porn, I still fucking love it even if the actors are paid and not really in a relationship….you get what I am saying here…right?

I wrote Paris a text message and got no answer….

Nice new site. I know it is staged. It’s the only way it makes sense. Hot tits

So I wrote Stavros a Message and got no answer….

Did Paris Give you Herpes…

I “designed” a shirt that says “I got fucked in the Butt For Coke – Paris Hilton” cuz I am funny and the dude who sold the URL ParisExposed got $400…

I may not have given you herpes, but could if you want, but I’d rather give you links that I checked out today…yes, there are a lot….but like I said, I don’t get out much.

Rachel Ray is Drunk and in a Bra…as fat an unattractive as it sounds…
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Lindsay Lohan Ad Campaign for Miu MIu
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Maria Sharapova Tennis Nip Slip
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Hottest Wet T-Shirt Contest I’ve Ever Seem
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Girl Fucking the Stick Shift In Video…
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If a Pornstar has a Nipple Slip Does it Make a Sound
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Ashley Tisdale Performing like the Slut Disney Bred her to Be
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Tatu in GQ Russia
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Bikini Destination Rio
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Nude in Public
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Celebrity X Rated Comics.
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Scarlett Photoshoot
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Street Fighting with Jessica Simpson
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When Did Aubrey O’Day Morph into a D-List Celebrity Prostitute?
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A little Cameron Diaz Action
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“We Go Together” – Girls Peeing Together….Pics
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Bikini Ass
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Here’s a Little Christian Rock for you
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This Vidoe is Called Watching a Girls Ass While a Plane Lands
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Here’s a Little Photobucket Dirtbag
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Lame Fergalicious Muppet Spoof
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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This is a Weird Photobucket Gallery
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Weird Photobucket Nudity
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Another Weird Gallery
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Bikini Trampoline Pic
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Lame Underwear Pic
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Big Boobs Big Bra
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Pregnancy Photobucket
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Mexico News of he Dayß
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Some Nude Flickr Action
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Lots of Alison Angel Pics
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This Guy’s Parties are Better Than Mine…
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Who the Hell is Odalys Ramirez
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Derek Jeter Dumps Jessica Biel Because He’s Done With His Gay Phase
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LIndsay Lohan in Hello Russia
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This is called Girl in a Burgundy Dress. This Guy’s Kinda Creepy.
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Big Photobucket Boobs
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Big Photobucket Ass
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Lingerie Party Pics
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Girl Dancing in her Underwear Picture
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Big Hot Tub Breasts
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Big Photobucket tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dirty Flickr Action
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If you want to have sex and you have trouble landing girls, this smell will scientifically help
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2007

24

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Exposed of the Day

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The story is that Paris Hilton put stuff in storage and never paid the 200 dollar bill. The company claimed her stuff as their own and is making it all public for a monthly fee of 40 dollars. Here’s what they have, including diary entries about how she gave some dude herpes and video of billionaire kids doing a Kilo of Coke off each other. It sounds like the biggest fucking scam since Rick Solomon’s sex tape scandal that she “NEVER” agreed to releasing, but seemed to have got paid a lot for releasing.I think bitch just wants a little more boost to her celebrity status..they do say fame is addictive and by they I mean the stripper who though she was famous because she had an old fat guy come in daily to see her. We’ve already seen her get fucked, the only think more embarrassing would be video of her shitting, which is probably something I’d come out of impotency to jerk off to.

Anyway. I don’t have a credit card and want access to this site. IF any of you have a credit card please sign up and email me all the goods!! I suggest only one of you does it because I’d hate to drive sales for these fuckers, especially since they aren’t paying me to post this possible scam.

SIGN UP then send me the goods…

Download the promo video for the site Paris Exposed HERE

Download the video paris in bed Paris Exposed HERE

Download the other paris in bed video Paris Exposed HERE

Download the video paris in bath Paris Exposed HERE

Download the RAR file that has 8 Videos in It Paris Exposed Here

Watch the video of her in the bath Paris Exposed HERE



Updated Links….at 5:27 EST Thursday. THis post is messy like my underwear….

Paris in Bed 1
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Paris in Bed 2
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Paris in Bath 1
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Paris in Bath 2
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Paris Bath 3
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Paris at the Computer
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Get Your “Fucked in the Butt Fo Coke” T-Shirt HERE

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2007

24

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day

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I was about to post this picture of Jessica Simpson’s tit hanging out of her dress yesterday, but replaced it with a picture of Perez Hilton’s pink hair, despite what my really hot stepdaughter told me, while wearing her new sheer Brazilian bikini one of the guys she’s fucking bought her. Anyway, the reason I didn’t post was because I was convinced they were old. I know that never really stopped me in the past but I started getting tons of hate mail about how my shit is stale…not my actual shit which I try not to talk about because with liver problems and my shitty diet, stale shit has never really been an issue…getting it out and keeping it in has been. I guess my bowels are a lot like the sag in Jessica Simpson’s tit, which I love, because perky tits are for lesbians. I wrote something funny about how I hope she goes on tour with John Mayer and the plane goes down, not because I wish death upon people, but because I think it will be a romantic ending to a love affair based solely on her looks, and because John Mayer’s music makes me shit myself….it seemed funnier the first time around, it probably wasn’t.

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2007

24

Jan

I am – Kelly Brook Bikini Pics of the Day

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All you internet experts are going to rip into me because I have no idea who Kelly Brook is. I was sure she was the bitch in the Burger King commercials, but that’s another Brooke. What I do know is that she’s on Vacation, which is pretty creepy considering I have no idea who she is and she’s rockin a bikini with her big ol’ titties and relatively hot ass. I am usually drawn to tight bodied chicks because I am married to a fat thing, but the tight bodied chicks kinda look like dudes, so it’s nice to see some curvy girl who looks softer than my pillow, which isn’t saying much because it’s about 10 years old and has no more bounce left, but at 4 am, I am not so good at analogies…in reality I am never good at analogies….

Speaking of not being good….my friend told me that we should do stepTV episode of us going into an abortion clinic trying to get them to give us abortions or something. I thought that idea wouldn’t be funny. What would be funny is to puncture holes in people’s condoms to get the girls they banged knocked up and videotape the process. You know them getting the “we’re pregnant call” then going through the abortion convincing and ending up in the abortion clinic. It’d be my own kind of documentary. My friend said that’s why I am creepy. So I thought that standing outside an abortion clinic and interviewing girls going in and leaving would be gold. A little before an after action and he said that was sick….On the way in ask what brings them there today and on the way out ask if it was all they dreamt it would be. I was really just joking about the concept cuz I don’t think the content would be good, it’s a little too private and I am sensitive to people’s needs, but on paper it was a hell of a lot better than his idea.

Either way, here are the Kelly Brook pics…

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2007

24

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt of the Day

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Here are some OLD pictures of Paris Hilton’s Upskirt from 3 days ago. Everyone has seen these already since I stepLINKed them but I figured I’d post them because I am not very good at this, and celeb panties of people who aren’t even really celebs always makes me happy, especially when they’ve got bush….but in these pics I just can’t tell…because they kinda suck, I’ve seen more panty watching tennis.

Speaking of bush, I got the weirdest email today….

So, I went to get my first brazilian wax done. It was so painful, but I guess it’s like birth where you’d do it again. The lady said that in about a week I would start to peel where I was waxed just like it was a sun burn. I didn’t have a problem with it because face it, we all know lotion cures dry skin. Well it does indeed, but I also tan so where the skin started to peel its pinker then the rest of my skin. HELP? whats the solution to my problem.

My answer is simple. I don’t fucking know. What does this site look like some kind of beauty salon or some shit. I didn’t even know what a brazilian was up until about 2 years ago and when I found out what it was I wanted to become a Brazilian Bikini Waxer for a living. When reading this question all I can think of for an answer is this Do You have Any Pics….but I guess that’s more of a question and this isn’t Jeopardy.

I will post this and see what my pervert audience who have never even seen a live pussy has to say and maybe next time you should go to a more reputable person when it comes to these things. Hope that helps and remember, I expect those pics….

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2007

24

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I watched a Canadian made for TV movie about some Mormon cult or Children of God cult starring the mom from the O.C. It was about polygamy being the path to god and 60 year old dudes were marrying 12 year olds. That’s when I stopped watching but I got to thinking that if the dude had 8 wives and 28 kids, how the hell would he feed all of them, then I remembered that my wife eats for 10 and her disability check allows her to stay fucking fat, sometimes I wish they’d just cut that shit off and make bitch starve a bit, I would be able to sleep again. I kinda hate my wife right now because she slammed the door shut on my finger for telling her she had cellulite, the biggest understatement of the week that I thought she’d find cute considering she has about 8 asses hanging off her backside, that there’s no way she doesn’t know is there…that said, I am typing this like a retarded kid. Speaking of retarded kids, I am convinced American Idol auditions take place at a retard institution and they are just exploiting them for cheap laughs….I figure retards have a hard enough life being retards that we should just leave them alone but then I realized they probably don’t even know why they are singing or what American Idol is because retards generally don’t have that kind of insight….they are retards.

I don’t know what I am talking about but these are the links I looked at today, doesn’t mean they are good…

Some White Faced Freak Suckin on a Boob and Stuff
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Antonella Mosetti- Amazing Brunette!!!
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Rachel Nichols In A Bikini
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Even Losers have More Fun Than You
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Uncensored Nude Dare on Fear Factor
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Veronica
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Women of World of Warcraft Celeb Look-alikes For you Virgin Gamers
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Heidi Klum Likes to Be Naked
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College Girl Fun…
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A 7 Year Old Blowjob and by that I Mean a Blowjob from 7 years ago – NSFW
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Nick Nolte Drunk at Sundance
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Jana Goes Lesbian
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Every Ad in Times Square
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Nude Gymnast Reminds Me of Every Strip Club I’ve Never Been To
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Boob Pic 1,846 For This Website…I’m Still Rockin at 0
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Meet Bree Olson
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Estelle Getty Workout Video
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Cam Girl Nicole Doin a Cam Girl Show
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This is a Snow Ramp and A Jock Together at Last
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This is the Best Concept for a Reality TV Show
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Here’s a Little Naked Protest Action
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A Horrible Ski Jumping Accident for a Nice Snowy Evening
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This is a Video About a Dude Doing Something Stupid With His Car That I didn’t Watch
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Some Fat Dude is Trying to Pull a P.Diddy and Run a Marathon and will Probably Die Doing It…
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This is a Face in the Canadian Terrain Because Aliens do Exist
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World Hottie Appreciation: Aida Yespica
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Man or Girl this is Still NSFW
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Jenna Jameson at the AVN Awards.
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Brooke Burke Topless Beach Pics…
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Someone Obsessed with Weight’s Photobucket
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Bastardly Hot or Not: Joely Fisher
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Natalie Portman at Some Event
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Trendmill Nipple
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Lots of selfshot babes
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Photobucket Bikini Pic
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Some Anorexic Chick’s Photobucket..Click Next
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Some Death Metal Hippies
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Janet Jackson Grabbin Her Boobs..
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Hot Stomach Pic
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Iraqi Kids Playing Hangman….
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Something Called Rocket Scooter
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Kate Playground’s Hoof Hits the Internet AGAIN
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Tara Reid Party
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Spray to Get Laid
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2007

23

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson's Tit of the Day

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This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag of potatoes this morning and she has been making mashed potatoes all fucking day…she keeps eating and eating and eating like she was the energizer bunny, but less pink I mean her vagina is brown. But that’s not the point, the point is that this is Mario Perez Hiltion, too fat to have AIDS. I guess you should just look at his tits while I look at my wife having a love affair with a bucket of Mashed Potatoes….

Pics via THECOBRASNAKE Celebrity Dick Suckers

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