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2007

23

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Tit of the Day

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This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag of potatoes this morning and she has been making mashed potatoes all fucking day…she keeps eating and eating and eating like she was the energizer bunny, but less pink I mean her vagina is brown. But that’s not the point, the point is that this is Mario Perez Hiltion, too fat to have AIDS. I guess you should just look at his tits while I look at my wife having a love affair with a bucket of Mashed Potatoes….

Pics via THECOBRASNAKE Celebrity Dick Suckers

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2007

23

Jan

I am – Elsa Pataky Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have never heard of Elsa Pataky because she is from Spain and I try to keep things local. She was in Snakes on a Plane and I haven’t seen that because going to the movies is something I do when my Lawyer takes me to one because he feels sorry for my poverty and because he wants to get away from his wife for a few hours. I am more into our visits to the stripclub, but we can’t all be perverts all the time. By the looks of my website lately, it looks like I am doing a pretty decent job of being a pervert all the fucking time…..I got bored tonight and thought it would be funny to get my wife horny then leave her hanging and I don’t mean literally hanging because I don’t think many structures can support the weight. Anyway, she was laying on the floor in the bedroom because she fell and couldn’t get up so I climbed up on top of her like I was a mountain man and this was my day to climb Everest…I grabed her box and felt like I was holding a small animal, slapped it around like I was performing CPR on it and that’s when she started moaning and I started gagging, I got up and came back to my computer to talk to ZINI…this is what he said…

Try being me for an hour, see you how like that, I’m wearing a pair of nikes I bought in 2001 and my dead grandfather’s grey wool blazer because its cold in here.

Then he told me this….

the anti anti joke is like that shit, what did the blind one armed aids victim get for christmas?… everyone thinks you’re going to say cancer, then they think of the anti joke and think you’ll say something non-amusing like a train set, then you hit them back with the cheese bomb line they wanted, herpes.

Then I laughed and decided to give this him a link to give him to cheer him up because I am a Miracle Worker like Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman without the vagina, even though my penis is pretty vaginal. Visit Zini Here (NSFW)

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2007

23

Jan

I am – Katie Lohman not Lohan's Pictures of the day

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I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a little more generic like…Bachelorette #2, Attractive Woman, Female Barber, Stripper #2, Go Go Dancer, Lap dancer….

I don’t really post pictures of Trannies that often, but I am only doing it because I figure having you jerk off to trannies is one step closer to you accepting that you will never get pussy and should just turn faggot because faggot’s are pretty much willing to fuck anything, anytime, anywhere. That’s how the whole AIDS thing started. I am not anti gay and I don’t know that a fag will actually slam you, but I definitely know a girl won’t, so I am just trying to give you hope….and at least she’s one of those hot trannies who you don’t know is a tranny until their dick is in your mouth and you still think you lucked out cuz of her flat stomach, thin legs and huge tits….

I am a life-coach like that, so don’t be surprised if you see me on Dr Phil teaching some teenage girl how to brush her teeth. If you don’t know what I mean, I can only assume you don’t watch Dr Phil and that means you either have a job or cable…in both cases you should use your money to buy stepshirts..but the chances of that are as likely as you getting your hands on Katie Lohman’s cock…

Point of all this is to stay I’d still bang her if I could, but I have no standards and she is probably better than most of the hookers I’ve smoked crack with. I think that’s my new sign-off, I am still ironing out the kinks. Cuddles.


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2007

23

Jan

I am – Katie Lohman not Lohan’s Pictures of the day

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I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a little more generic like…Bachelorette #2, Attractive Woman, Female Barber, Stripper #2, Go Go Dancer, Lap dancer….

I don’t really post pictures of Trannies that often, but I am only doing it because I figure having you jerk off to trannies is one step closer to you accepting that you will never get pussy and should just turn faggot because faggot’s are pretty much willing to fuck anything, anytime, anywhere. That’s how the whole AIDS thing started. I am not anti gay and I don’t know that a fag will actually slam you, but I definitely know a girl won’t, so I am just trying to give you hope….and at least she’s one of those hot trannies who you don’t know is a tranny until their dick is in your mouth and you still think you lucked out cuz of her flat stomach, thin legs and huge tits….

I am a life-coach like that, so don’t be surprised if you see me on Dr Phil teaching some teenage girl how to brush her teeth. If you don’t know what I mean, I can only assume you don’t watch Dr Phil and that means you either have a job or cable…in both cases you should use your money to buy stepshirts..but the chances of that are as likely as you getting your hands on Katie Lohman’s cock…

Point of all this is to stay I’d still bang her if I could, but I have no standards and she is probably better than most of the hookers I’ve smoked crack with. I think that’s my new sign-off, I am still ironing out the kinks. Cuddles.


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2007

23

Jan

I am – Cameron Diaz's Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up and now she’s dealing with the pain of all this by fucking a surfer named Kelly Slater, all while Justin brings Sexy Back inside every hot girl in the USA without a condom, Cameron brings some girl who’s got a useless ass to the beach. At least they are hanging out with Eddie Vedder and his guitar to poison their patio with some Pearl Jam, I am sure he had to cancel some upcoming shows to fit this in his schedule, oh wait it’s not 1995 anymore and he’s just as washed up as Cameron’s uterus. That probably offends you because you are singing along to “TEN” as you read this. That’s to be expected because you are a fucking loser and have no taste. This whore may not be able to compare to the hot sluts Justin is up inside and I may hate Cameron Diaz with a passion, but she’s got a decent body for a 40 year old and I would still bang her if I could, but I have no standards. My wife is about 40 and she could fit Cameron Diaz in her ass and she probably wouldn’t even notice…the reason I know this is because I have see her take shits that weigh more than this slut.

That’s not the point of this post and if you are wondering what the point of this post is, you’re going to have to keep on lookin cuz not having a point is kinda what I do…CUDDLES.




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2007

23

Jan

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up and now she’s dealing with the pain of all this by fucking a surfer named Kelly Slater, all while Justin brings Sexy Back inside every hot girl in the USA without a condom, Cameron brings some girl who’s got a useless ass to the beach. At least they are hanging out with Eddie Vedder and his guitar to poison their patio with some Pearl Jam, I am sure he had to cancel some upcoming shows to fit this in his schedule, oh wait it’s not 1995 anymore and he’s just as washed up as Cameron’s uterus. That probably offends you because you are singing along to “TEN” as you read this. That’s to be expected because you are a fucking loser and have no taste. This whore may not be able to compare to the hot sluts Justin is up inside and I may hate Cameron Diaz with a passion, but she’s got a decent body for a 40 year old and I would still bang her if I could, but I have no standards. My wife is about 40 and she could fit Cameron Diaz in her ass and she probably wouldn’t even notice…the reason I know this is because I have see her take shits that weigh more than this slut.

That’s not the point of this post and if you are wondering what the point of this post is, you’re going to have to keep on lookin cuz not having a point is kinda what I do…CUDDLES.




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2007

22

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email today:

To whom it may concern,

There was a posting by a person utilizing my name on your article entitled “I am – Topanga’s Nipple”. The posting was done on Jan 27 2006 at 1:32 pm. The person that posted this somehow made this so that it popped up on Google and I have received multiple harassing phone calls. The person who posted the comment is known to me, and has done it on several other websites. My attorney has requested that I contact you in an attempt to remove the posting from your forum. I would appreaciate you prompt attention to this matter. Please contact me when this has been done.

Sincerely,

I deleted the comments because whoever wrote them wasn’t very funny anyway, even though I knew this guy’s lawyer line was bullshit. I think it’s funny that one random comment has led to harassing phone calls for this motherfucker, when I write the site and haven’t got any harassing phone calls. I remember when I posted stepSTEVE’s cell number thinking we’d get 1000s of calls and no one bothered. All this to say is that this asshole is full of shit, but I still played along with it cuz I understand getting a job could be hard when your boss google’s your name and sees you ripping into Topanga for being fat.

I like to think of today as a christmas miracle for this guy, he asked for something and got it and I made it happen….amazing…

Speaking of amazing here are my links….

I am Hooked on Girls with a Little Bush….
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Wheelchair Backflip
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Notorious B.I.G. Freestyle at 17
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Lohan Checking Into Rehab
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Keeley Hazell Showin Off Her Massive Tits
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Since You Don’t Buy stepSHIRTS can you at least RATE it?
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Girls have a Mud Wrestle
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CobraSnake Rocks Out With Trump Like They Were Rosie O’Donnel.
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Pole Dancing Girl Amazing
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Since you are bald, this is what you need…
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Terry Richardon’s Australia Lee Photoshoot
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Krystal Forscutt is in a Bikini – I’ve Never Heard of Her, But her plastic surgeon has
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A little Penguin Fetish Action
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Here are Some Paris Hilton Pics That Won’t GIve You AIDs
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Homeless Man Peeing on Someone
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Some Freaky Asian Upskirt Video…
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Crazy Guy In Paris
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2,000,000 People Have Seen This and That Offends Me
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Some Photobucket Girl in Her Underwear Self Shots
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Some Flexible Chick
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Did I post this Creepy Adriana Lima Video?
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Some Lessons in Jerkin Off
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How About a Big Mac Sweetheart…I hear that’s the way to your heart….
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Some Chick Named Luna Lani
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This is Fergie’s Boyfriend, Maybe She Is Really a Man….Cuz No Straight Guy Wears Shorts Like This
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I am down with billionaire daughters, you should totally jerk off to test pics
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Some Big Brother Brazil Underwear Action is Always Fucking Amazing…
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Myleene Klass Pastry Eating for all you Fat Fucks
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Lilly Allen Is A Whore
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Aria Giovanni Dressed in White Until She Gets Naked Cuz She’s A Whore Like That…
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Obviously a Classy Girl from a Good Home on Photobucket
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Some Dudes Claiming to be Internet Celebrites Go To Sundance and Fucking Suck with Shitty Jokes, Obesity and I Hope Their Plane Crashes on the Way Home
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Some Big Breasted Weather Girl
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Some Italian Host for the Food Network’s Got Some Tits…Video
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Slutty Photobucket Girl
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Trump’s Wife’s Billion Dollar Tit
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Sonny Bonno in some Anti-Drug Public Service Announcement
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Eva Longoria in Arena Magazine, I don’t Get Why People Care About this Slag
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Looking Skinny Sweetheart
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This is Called Amateur Cumshot Collection, It’s Safe to Say that it’s NSFW
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Do you like Nude Girls? Check Out This Site…
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Some Hot Italian Chick Picking Apples The Way You’d Wat A Hot Italian Chick to Pick Apples…VIDEO
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Looking Downs Syndrome Sweetheart
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Beyonce’s Big Titties From All the Fried Chicken Eating…
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Some Girl Getting Revenge on Her Boss…This Shit is From TV, SO It’s Not As Good As It Coulda Been
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Photobucket Bikini Pic
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Adrienne Curry from the Surreal Live Doing the Playboy Cover another Clip from TV so it’s not as Good as it Coulda Been…
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Sienna Miller in Nylon Magazine
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Pete Burns is Some Party Fag
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Petra Nemcova Gallery….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Is this your dad?
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Top Gun Maverick T-Shirt for You To Get Your Loser Friend for His Birthday
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If You Want To Get Linked Send It My Way Here

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2007

22

Jan

I am – Jessica Biel’s Ass of the Day

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This is Jessica Biel’s Ass. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini on a Boat. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass on all fours. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass ready to get fucked but that damn bikini is in the way. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass that you want to fuck. Hey isn’t that Jessica Biel’s Ass….

That was my attempt at Search Engine Optimization…someone told me the more I wrote a key word like Jessica Biel’s Ass , the better I’ll come up in google. I figure that you don’t care about the success of this site and either do I, that’s why I just did a Jessica Biel’s Ass post the way I just did.

I guess the point of all this is to say that you motherfuckers don’t care about what I have to say. You don’t care to hear me say that bitch is built like a wrestler who just decided that he was really supposed to be born a chick, so he went to the doctor and passed his psych tests and next thing you know he’s driving across America with his drug addicted son. I’ve seen TransAmerica ten times prepping for this post. My theory is only based on her thick ankles and adam’s apple. I could be wrong. It happens. She is over-rated but I’d still bang her, but I have no standards. Do you like it?

I was at the strip club the other night and the bitch kept asking me if I liked it. Of course I fucking like it. You’re 20, half dominican/italian, speak for languages and you’re grabbing your pussy…do you like it? Your name for the day was leta and you were the most intense dance I’ve ever seen…do you like it? It was your first night and you were talking about how much it turned you on….do you like it? enough of this and here are the Jessica Biel Ass Pics

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2007

22

Jan

I am – Jessica Biel's Ass of the Day

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This is Jessica Biel’s Ass. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini on a Boat. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass on all fours. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass ready to get fucked but that damn bikini is in the way. This is Jessica Biel’s Ass that you want to fuck. Hey isn’t that Jessica Biel’s Ass….

That was my attempt at Search Engine Optimization…someone told me the more I wrote a key word like Jessica Biel’s Ass , the better I’ll come up in google. I figure that you don’t care about the success of this site and either do I, that’s why I just did a Jessica Biel’s Ass post the way I just did.

I guess the point of all this is to say that you motherfuckers don’t care about what I have to say. You don’t care to hear me say that bitch is built like a wrestler who just decided that he was really supposed to be born a chick, so he went to the doctor and passed his psych tests and next thing you know he’s driving across America with his drug addicted son. I’ve seen TransAmerica ten times prepping for this post. My theory is only based on her thick ankles and adam’s apple. I could be wrong. It happens. She is over-rated but I’d still bang her, but I have no standards. Do you like it?

I was at the strip club the other night and the bitch kept asking me if I liked it. Of course I fucking like it. You’re 20, half dominican/italian, speak for languages and you’re grabbing your pussy…do you like it? Your name for the day was leta and you were the most intense dance I’ve ever seen…do you like it? It was your first night and you were talking about how much it turned you on….do you like it? enough of this and here are the Jessica Biel Ass Pics

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2007

22

Jan

I am – Cory Kennedy Rubbing Lotion on her Legs of the Day

This is some hipster cunt who goes to all the celebrity events because her parent’s are too busy neglecting her and driving expensive cars in their beverly hills home to realize that their 16 year old dropped out of high school to be fabulous. Here she is rubbing lotion on her legs. The only reason I am posting this is cuz you love underage girls in American Apparel, even when they look like they got hit by a bus. Perverts.

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