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2006

28

Dec

I am – Jessica Simpson Cameltoe of the Day

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One of my readers thinks I suck because I am not funny anymore because I complain instead of ripping into celebrities….

Matthew Sobel
yo faggot
you sold out

drunkenstepfather
huh?

Matthew Sobel
your site used to be good
now is as played as you

drunkenstepfather
who are you?

Matthew Sobel
im your conscience

drunkenstepfather
what are you wearing?

Matthew Sobel
you know your site sucks
ha typical plebian drunkenstepfather response

drunkenstepfather
what is it missing

Matthew Sobel
what are u wearing?
thats what u come up with
u got lohans number and u used it to leave some nonsense
ur linked into all the pop blogs and shit and ppl come to ur site and leave noone cares
u coulda been somebody, but now ur shot, old hat, yesterdays news pal

drunkenstepfather
they never cared

drunkenstepfather
they never cared

Matthew Sobel
ur on some pathetic shit, that like ur rap
its not working, be insulting
*thats
and stop linking to ugly fat women and little girls its creepy and ur gunna end up on a pedo watch list
you should post this on ur site and show ppl how i completely ruined you

drunkenstepfather
i feel so ruined

I guess I am a pussy. Speaking of pussy here are the Jessica Simpson Cameltoe pics….


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2006

28

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton Strips for Midgets of the Day

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I don’t really know what the fuck is going on in these pics. My guess is as good as yours and I am not going to make a stupid joke about how she’s got a new fetish or how this is her little brother they keep in the basement who only gets to go out around Christmas time and brass poles is a Christmas Tradition at the Hilton’s just like watching Paris get slammed by Greek guys is an Easter tradition, because Greeks are Orthodox and Easter is huge for them. A little known fact about Paris Hilton’s career is that her dad was behind the sex tape, I’m not talking behind the concept but behind the camera, at least that’s the story I heard.

Speaking of brass poles, I added a strippers to my AIM after I convinced her to give me her contact while getting a lap dance. I asked her what she did on christmas, she said that she worked. It’s the best night at the strip club because the guys who go there are the core strip club fans. They are lonely, horny and willing to splurge on a Christmas present for themselves to try to make themselves happy. This usually means offering the stripper they took 10 lapdances from some extra money for sex back at their place. Either way, Christmas is a time for miracles, and this stripper on my AIM got her own kind of miracle when her title went for dancer to hooker, but it’s Christmas so I guess it doesn’t count, she just see herself as a charity worker…

Speaking of whores, here’s the Paris Pics….

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2006

27

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am watching an Oprah rerun because I have nothing better to do and I only get one channel. It’s kind of a reoccurring theme in my life. Janet Jackson is on and she calls her mother “Mother”. I find that really creepy, like Norman Bates creepy and it could have something to do with why people said MJ like to touch little boys, but we all know he’s innocent. Either way, I am on vacation, I refuse to put more energy into my post than this. It’s called being lazy.

Someone I know told me I need to go on Prozac, it will make me happy, but I am concerned that if it makes me calm/sane/etc, I’ll abandon all of you and I’d hate for that to happen. I’d rather just self-medicate with alcohol so in planning my New Year’s Eve resolution, I’m thinking of putting “Drink More” on the list. I am also thinking of starting smoking again since I quit last year and 2006 was shitty. I guess that’s the opposite of what most people set as resolutions, but at least I know that I can follow-through on mine with little to no effort.

That’s the story I heard and here are my steplinks…

When Idiot Americans Travel, They always cause a scene. This dude takes a Roman Bath…
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This is a PartyHardcore Compilation and it’s NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Hot Game Of Strip Poker
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LastNightsParty Goes Swimming and it’s Hot
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LastNightsParty Does a Lookin Good Sweetheart and It’s Hot
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Cameron Diaz Jan 07 GQ Pics
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I Call This “Prom King and Queen” (NSFW)
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Some Christina Model Sets on Photobucket. I have no Idea who she is or if these sets are worth your time but if you’re the virgin I think you are, then you’ll love them.
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Naked Girl From a French Movie Video
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Here’s a Little RIP James Brown and Joss Stone Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Nude Asian Restaurant Action
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Marisa Miller for Sauvage Swimwear and It’s Sexy
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Britney Spears is a Sex Addict
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The Jew who Founded Facebook Turned Down 1.6 Billion Dollars for His Site…I Turned Down $50 for my Site…Kinda the same thing.
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Alyssa Milano’s Lap Dance Scene from Charmed
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Brooke Hogan Humiliates Herself on Howard Stern
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Kim Kardashian May Have a Sex Tape Coming Out Soon Thanks To Some Black Dude Trying To Launch His Career
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Top Moments of 2006 According to A Homeless Dude found in Times Square…
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Tara Reid Bikini Pics
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I am in love with Yuliya Mayarchuk
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Victoria Beckham’s Nipples vs. Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples..
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Here’s a Christmas Cartoon For You
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Sam Heuston From Big Brother UK Crotchless Panty Upskirt
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Something Called “MY FIRST SEX TOY”
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Photobucket Nudity
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Help Choose This Year’s Attention Whore
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FHM Does Amateur Porn…
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We Call This Daveed: Mission Space
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Here’s a Drunk Brazilian on the News
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Meat is Neat T-shirt For You To Buy
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Here’s Conjoined Twin Story
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If you want to get laid on New Years Eve, This Will Help You Meet and Bed The Drunken Slut of Choice..
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2006

27

Dec

I am – Pam Anderson Christmas Upskirt of the Day

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Here are some Christmas pics of Pam Anderson showing her panties to the world, with a glass of champagne, which is pretty weak considering we’ve all seen her goods violated by Tommy Lee. I don’t know if these are recent pics or not, I’m pretty out of the loop and I guess so are you, considering you’re reading this site….

I guess since I have a commitment to you unappreciative virgins, I should tell you about my Boxing Day…Nothing really eventful happen, I had a 20 dollar bill in my pocket that I was planning on spending on my Christmas shopping because I like a deal and I actually thought about giving the family gifts this year even though they hate me. I went to a lingerie store in hopes of finding a couple of cheap g-strings for the stepdaughters, I like to keep them nice and slutty in the event they ever meet a rich guy who can sponsor me. That left me with 14 dollars that I took to the Casino in hopes of making a million dollars, I figured it’s never too late for a christmas miracle and I was annoyed of the crowds, despite being poor and needing to shop for a deal, all these other fuckers were just cheap and I find bargain hunting pretty fucking tacky. Either way, I lost all the money at the Casino, but got some old lady in a purple jump suit to give me a lift home all I had to do was stand by her for 2 hours because she was convinced I was her good luck charm.

Speaking of old ladies, here’s them there Pam Anderson Pics…I am not sure what the hell is holding her umberella but with a suit that color he must be Hindu.

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2006

27

Dec

I am – Jessia Biel Bikini Pics of the Day

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I am still on vacation and it seems that Jessica Biel is too. My Vacation consists of me sitting on my ass in my shitty one bedroom apartment, her vacation is a little more intense and luxurious. Lucky for you she wore a white bikini and with white bikinis come full vaginal definition.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen these pictures before, I recognize her stupid tennis game, but I’ll post them because everyone else is and it’s still Christmas to me. I don’t really have much more to say about this because I am on vacation and my vacation isn’t that much different from my everyday life so go fuck yourself if you’re complaining, I can’t tell, because we have a pretty one-sided relationship. I did liveblog my Christmas but haven’t decided if I should bother posting it. I realize that few people read what I write. RIP Gerald Ford.

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2006

26

Dec

I am – Faith Hill Does Christmas…of the Day

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I am not sure what’s going on in these pics, all I know is that santa has no pants on and she’s rockin out in a Mrs Claus outfit. I was going to say that I only know what you know, but realized that you are all idiots and probably don’t know anything.

I don’t have time to post today, because my wife has put me on a mission to shoplift. She assumes that if there are as many people as the TV says there is in the malls, that I’ll have no problem ripping off the stores. The TV is her link to the outside world. I am not actually going to rob any stores, cuz my wife isn’t hot enough to go to jail for, and because I know they hire tons of extra security, but I will be taking advantage of this escape opportunity to watch hot girls trying on tight clothes. That means I won’t be back til later and this is just a little something to yuletide you over. That was a lame holiday joke that you won’t find funny. Either way, I hope you Jews had a Merry X-Mas and I’ll think about posting my X-Mas day live-blog for you later.

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2006

25

Dec

I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day


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It’s Christmas, I am not Working Today, But I made this for you and it’s a fucking Christmas Miracle. Enjoy and have a lovely day with your loved ones or alone or doing whatever it is that you do. Cuddles.

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2006

22

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas weekend and I need to get my Holiday shopping done. I am planning on hitting up the Salvation Army with my 10 dollar budget for the family and it’s going to be a Christmas Miracle. The next 2 days I would be drinking egg nog, but can’t afford it, I’d be eating holiday treats but I can’t afford it. I’d be bringing holiday cheer to my neighbors because money isn’t everything but I am too lazy. Either way, it’s going to be a poor person’s Christmas, but I’ve seen It’s a Wonderful Life and according to Jimmy Stewart, there’s no such thing as a poor person’s Christmas. Be safe, have fun, and if you’re alone, go to the strip club. They’ll take care of you.


Some Dude Throwing Snow in Innocent People’s Faces
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Some Hot Site
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Courtney Love’s Vagina..
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Some Video Called Room Service – Sent in By a Reader
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Bald Knob Marina
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Find Yourself a Christmas Bride
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Here are a Bunch of Santa’s Little Helpers…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some L-Word Lesbian Action
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Sook Yin Lee From Much Music Getting Slammed in Shortbus Gifs…AMAZING
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Fetish Magazine for you to Love….
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Isabel Lucas on the Beach
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Pam Anderson Leg Kick Video
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Worlds Greatest Dad
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Fergie in FHM
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Do you like Girls Who Masturbate With Sex Toys?
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South Park Christmas
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Weird Al Interviews K-Fed
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Step T-Shirt’s Designed by This Guy – Get Ready
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Miss Nevada is an Escort
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Miss Nevada Pics That Got Her Fired
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The Girls From Wonder Years
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Do you Need Bed Linens? I do because my wife is a disaster…
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Boobs,,,
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Carmen Electra Paparazzi Video
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Vote for this Gingerbread House
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Here’s a Naked Femjoy Chick
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Christmas Recipes for Disaster
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Check Out Krystal from Big Brother Australia…She’s GOod
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Emily Scott Does FHM
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Star Jones Gets Pranked
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Some Gisele Bikini Pics
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Here’s a Holiday Mash-Up For You..
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Coco’s Ass Implants in Smooth Magazine…
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Get your friends laid on New Years Eve, No Better Time That To Get This While it’s 3 for 1, We All Know You Need It…
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2006

22

Dec

I am – Lucy Pinder X-Mas of the Day

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Today’s Christmas Miracle has probably been floating around the internet for quite some time now, but I am only getting to it now, because that’s pretty much how things work here. I lure you in with old pictures and seduce you with my life-changing stories…Either way, this is Lucy Pinder and her boobs, I mean friends. She’s some UK Slag and she’s dressed for the Holiday. Since this is my last post before Christmas, I figured I’d milk the shit out of slutty girls in Christmas gear…

Speaking of milking shit, I went window shopping in the Jewish part of town yesterday because one of my homeless friends told me it’s amazing to see these women shop for their cruises, resorts or whatever southern vacation they are going on. After 8 hours of window shopping next to the changing rooms in a bathing suit store I was asked to leave by security, but before they escorted me out, they confiscated my stepCAMERA and no matter what I said, I wasn’t getting it back, they kept telling me that videotaping girls trying on Bikinis is illegal and that I would get charged for something illegal. I wasn’t willing to be in jail on Christmas, Again.

My initial reaction was to blame the Jews you know a first they killed Jesus, now they’ve killed my digicam kinda thing but I realized that I was in their hood and that was just the easy way out.

Speaking of easy, here’s them there Lucy Pinder and her friends pics…

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2006

22

Dec

I am – Random Message to Paris Hilton of the Day

I call Paris and leave random messages. The original concept was to pretend I was calling lovers or girlfriends or whatever so that Paris felt awkward when she answered, but I decided to leave a homo message to her fiance Stavros the Greek heir…I pretended to be his lover and it’s funny. If you are wondering what the washed out words were – it’s “Impreganting you with my seed” and “We are Greek and our people were raised on anal sex”….Either way, I am a fuckin star. Fuck You. Christmas in 2 days…Bring your dancing shoes. Homo.Cuddles.

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