I am sitting next to a lesbian at least a girl who is wearing intense shoes that could be confused as being lesbionic, but she’s too lipstick and jewish to be a lesbian. Some other lesbian with rockin’ indy rock hair (if she had a penis), cut off gloves and pants hangin off her ass like she was Eminem just walked up and they are talking about pianos, I guess that shit is code word for cunt. Then they started talking about season 2 of the L-Word, a lesbian show and now they are talking about parties they went to together one called “the piano bar” and the other called “lips” so now I am convinced piano means cunt. This seems very awkward like they have both played each other’s pianos and now they are talking about how red each other’s lips are. I feel like I am in the bedroom with them….and it’s not that sexy.

I am pretty creepy for outting their conversation on the internet, I am pretty sure they will never read this because no one is reading this. I’d like to dedicate this post to the lesbians…I feel like I don’t give them enough love, mainly because they hate me for having a penis….even though it’s a penis that doesn’t work….

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I am sitting next to a lesbian at least a girl who is wearing intense shoes that could be confused as being lesbionic, but she’s too lipstick and jewish to be a lesbian. Some other lesbian with rockin’ indy rock hair (if she had a penis), cut off gloves and pants hangin off her ass like she was Eminem just walked up and they are talking about pianos, I guess that shit is code word for cunt. Then they started talking about season 2 of the L-Word, a lesbian show and now they are talking about parties they went to together one called “the piano bar” and the other called “lips” so now I am convinced piano means cunt. This seems very awkward like they have both played each other’s pianos and now they are talking about how red each other’s lips are. I feel like I am in the bedroom with them….and it’s not that sexy.

I am pretty creepy for outting their conversation on the internet, I am pretty sure they will never read this because no one is reading this. I’d like to dedicate this post to the lesbians…I feel like I don’t give them enough love, mainly because they hate me for having a penis….even though it’s a penis that doesn’t work….

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I still don’t think I am a porn peddler because I post pictures/video of people having sex. I make social commentary about people and some of the things people do is fuck. Unfortunately, you aren’t one of those people, but don’t worry masturbating can be funny too, especially when you are 30 and your mom walks in on you in the bathroom with a pair of her panties in your hand.

This site is already blacklisted at most schools, work and libraries, so I guess if you and my 10 other readers are reading this post at home where sex videos are allowed. So in this video you will see 2 college kids making a sex tape in a dorm room after 8 minutes of the girl sucking in bed, the dude’s roomate shows up and goes to bed next to the couple. That doesn’t stop them from continuing to have bed sex while the roomate “sleeps” in his bed next to them. It’s pretty obvious that the roomate doesn’t really have to wake up early. He’s just a pervert who pretends he has to wake up early just wants to watch his boy slam. The video is too short to determine whether he’s hard for his roomate like a little faggot or hard for the girl and jealous his roomate is up in her or just hard for watching 2 people fuck, but we all know he could have waited an extra 10 minutes to let buddy finish.

I remember being drunk at a party once, and a friend of mine had seduced a fat girl in white pants and got her back to the bedroom. When I say that this bitch was fat, I mean fat, she was even bigger than my wife, and I know that means nothing for you because I don’t have a picture of my wife, but she is one of those fat girls you see on the motorized scooter with the oxygen tank fat, which works out nicely for me because she gets disability from the government. But that’s not the point, the point is that I was at this party and I snuck in the room while he was mackin’ on her. He probably started fingering her cuz the room started to smell like piss and eggs and rotting rodents and that’s when I started gagging and coughing, outting my peepin’ ways and landingthe nickname “night hawk” for about 6 months after that. True story.

Either way, this is probably the worse sex tape I have ever seen and the bitch keeps complaining how much the sex hurts but if someone took the time to edit this down to the 30 seconds with the roomate this would be bigger than the shitting in the hot tub video and in keeping up with shitty content check it out the video by clicking this link GO

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I signed up to an online casino affiliate deal because some dude told me that it makes him thousands of dollars. This is the response I got:

We regret to inform you that we are unable to accept your offer for affiliation with our site. It is our policy to not partner with sites featuring adult content or
sites who affiliate themselves with such content. Thanks again for your interest.

I get criticized for constantly making reference to sex. I get told that all my jokes about vagina or my links to pictures of vagina are really repetitive and simple minded. I get called a porn site before I am called a comedy site. I realize that I do like exposing girls who post nude pics of themselves on the internet without realizing that people like me are looking at them. I realize that I swear a lot and talk about sex, probably because I have barely had an erection in 4 years and I have a little backlog of hormones that I’d love to release all over my belly. I realize that another youtube video of teen girls jumping on their beds while dancing to the Pussycat Dolls may get me locked up. Without sounding paranoid, I am sure that the FBI is watching this shit just waiting til I fuck up and post another pic of an underage girl accidentally. I guess that brings my readership down from 14 people to 12 cuz I assume that there are at least two guys parked in a van outside my house waiting to break down he door and drag me out by my moustache….because keeping my kind of porn peddling perverts off the internet is their priority.

What they don’t realize is that I link to pics hosted Flickr, owned by Yahoo and multi-million dollar company, or Youtube, owned by Google another multi-million dollar company. Or Myspace, owned by Fox another multi-million dollar comapny….but I make 250 dollars off the site on a good month barely covering my expenses in running the site and that makes me the porn peddler…the pervert…the criminal. The comedy in all this is that all these major websites are pornographers and kiddie porn peddlers…and the criminals and they are making a lot of people rich doing it…..

All this is to say that that FBI Van parked outside my home is probably a lot more livable than my apartment and they probably have a stronger internet connection than me. I have been trying to load a page for 3 hours and can’t get shit…..

I guess even more comedy in all this is that the full-time guy in the FBI sitting in the Van outside my house is making more money than me and is supporting his wife and kids back at home because of the site and I can barely afford a case of beer at the end of the month….

So there’s the proof, this shit isn’t porn…it’s comedy, just not very funny comedy….Here are some pics of Abi Titmuss whoring out at the UK Music Hall of Fame yesterday because “she” did an Interview for this site and caused mad controversy last week and controversy is also funny….

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These pictures are from the Playstation 3 launch party. I don’t know when it went down because I am not good at this celebrity blogging shit but I was talking to my lawyer and he was telling me that he had to buy his grandson one this weekend so I assume the pics are new enough. I didn’t post earlier today because I, unlike my lawyer, have no budget for electronics and my computer was just diagnosed with HIV. I went to see Borat for a second time with some girl I met at the ice cream shop down the street. I guess I didn’t really see it with her, it was more like I followed her in, but that’s not the point. The point is that Paris and Nicole are friends and it’s heart warming to see how they both have become washed up together I am sure there was a time when they were both fresh faced and ready to take on the world like the girl I followed into Borat, but now they just look HIV ridden like my computer that prevented me from posting. This may not be funny to read, but I am really impressed with how I tied in HIV, School Girls, Borat and these two cunts. I am officially a talent according to me. Worst post ever. Cuddles.

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I didn’t do my stepLINKS yesterday, because I was drunk. I did them today and after going through them one last time it seems like I was drunk when choosing them. I woke up this morning and watched The View. Rosie was playing the bongo drums and dancing around, I guess it’s a lesbian thing. Speaking of lesbians – start sending your links to me – I don’t mind posting them and it makes my life easier…and easier is better, just ask Lohan…I have nothing important to say, writing this site takes up 95% of my brain capacity in everyday life, I always tell myself “remember that for later” and I always forget whatever it is that I was thinking of. Today is one of those days…..but some guy emailed me telling me that he has the Britney Spears Sex Tape. So expect that to hit the net soon but until then – here are my links.

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