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2005

06

Jul

I am – Cheryl Tweedy's Ass Tattoo

I don’t understand what all the hype is in tats, I mean yeah we all know you’re so different, and that your body art makes you stand out amongst a crowd, there is no way you did it to fit into the crowd, or even better, to stand out from the crowd as a way cooler being….tattoos are stupid, unless you’re in some african tribe where you get all inked up then eat people. Canibalism makes you different, none of the cool kids are doing it, you should check out that scene, it’s way more hype than Emo….Cheryl Tweedy’s ass tattoo looks like she pooped herself and didn’t have time to clean up because the sun was waiting. Vitamin D is the miracle vitamin. Thank you sun.

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Kate Hudson Puttin’ The Baby Back In “der”

If you look at this Kate Hudson pic, you will see her knees wide apart, a position she’s been in a few times before and two of those times were when dude in that band who’s way older than her stuffed her without a condom, cuz no one in Holywood uses condoms (ask Lohan), the second major time she was knees spread was when the baby fell out, while she was at one of dude who’s too old for her concert and this time it seems she’s in this position to try to get the baby to go back to where it came from because she realized that she ended up with a dude who’s too old for her, and even had his baby. In too deep is what one could say, this type of thing usually ends in suicide…..I don’t suggest it, but this celebrity types are crazy!

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Kate Hudson Puttin' The Baby Back In "der"

If you look at this Kate Hudson pic, you will see her knees wide apart, a position she’s been in a few times before and two of those times were when dude in that band who’s way older than her stuffed her without a condom, cuz no one in Holywood uses condoms (ask Lohan), the second major time she was knees spread was when the baby fell out, while she was at one of dude who’s too old for her concert and this time it seems she’s in this position to try to get the baby to go back to where it came from because she realized that she ended up with a dude who’s too old for her, and even had his baby. In too deep is what one could say, this type of thing usually ends in suicide…..I don’t suggest it, but this celebrity types are crazy!

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Tom Hanks: Pedophile

They say it’s his kids, but I don’t have the fucking DNA test and we know he’s got money, he can buy himself a 12 year old and pretend it’s his son. His own personal sex slave, like he was to the gym coach or the priest if he’s not jewish (everyone in entertainment is) or the cub scout leader or the grade 3 teacher…..point of the story is: this is how you get a website shut down. LOVE!

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2005

06

Jul

I am – Paradose Electro Stimulations

Ever get bored of standard sex toys? They are just too plastic and boring. Do you ever feel like you want something with more of an impact? Lucky for you, there’s a whole range of elecro-toys that shock you in all the right places, it sure beats sticing a fork in your ass and shoving it into a socket that is if you can even afford electricity you poor fuck. We know you live in a shanty and that you’re just rockin’ out at the library, it’s cool brotha, when I was in your situation I would go out to farm country to pee on an electric fence to get the jolt my penis needed to feel alive….it could be the reason I can’t get it up anymore, but I like to just keep blaming the wife….

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2005

05

Jul

I am – Jessica Simpson Areola

Listen up you fucking perverts, I am still around, I just have other things to do with my time. Bringing you random shit isn’t always goodtimes, so when I spend I week fucking college girls, I step back and prioritize, unfortunately you didn’t make the cut, but I am sure you are used to that. I came across this Jessica Simpson areola slip, and figured I would put this up for now, before I get into the full swing of things, and by swing I don’t mean watching my wife getting fucked by another dude, cuz I wouldn’t want that shit for anyone, bitch is gross. Jessican Simpson is pretty hot right now, but that doesn’t seem to change the fact that she’s having trouble covering up her massive tits….

I will be back later with more, cuddles!

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2005

24

Jun

I am – Sensory Deprivating Mask

Bondage is funny. The reason it is funny is because it is based on humility. It’s all about making a complete fool of yourself, while have a hard-on throughout the process. It’s like going up on stage to sing a song in front of 1000s, of people, only to forget the words and realize that you don’t really even know how to sing. It’s like going for a jog and ending up 20 miles away from home, only to shit yourself and walk home soiled and in shambles. It’s like that time that those bullies in highschool tied you to the fence naked and brought out all the hot girls to laugh and point. It’s all about being in a vulnerable position with your mistress in a Sensory Deprivating Mask…

The Ultimate Sensory Deprivation Bondage Hood

Grit your teeth and bear it boy! This hood is not for those that panic. This heavy duty hood is hand made to exceptional quality standards. When the 3 locking leather straps are pulled tight against the padded eyes, mouth and ear areas you get that oh boy feeling. With your senses leaving quickly you become very submissive to your master’s demands and struggle to hear their every word. This is by far one of the finest hoods we offer. Comes in one size with laces for adjusting to fit.

Features:

* Padded leather ear pockets
* Padded leather reinforcement for eyes and mouth
* 3/4 inch mouth hole
* Leather laced rear back for snug fit
* 3 extra leather locking straps
* Straps can be used with or without padlocks

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2005

24

Jun

I am – Cameron Diaz on the Beach

It’s summer, and with summer comes summer vacation and for celebities, that means trips to beaches. With the beach comes bikinis and with celebrity comes paparazzi, and combined comes pictures of celebrities on beaches in Bikinis. Here are a few pictures of Cameron Diaz, I don’t know what the fuck is on her ass, I think it’s causes by Justin Timberlake’s roughneck ways, upon fucking her, he realizes that he could be fucking ever 18 year old out there, and with his fits of rage comes fits of fury and he spanks the shit out of Diaz for ruining his youth. I could be completely wrong, but I remember knowing a guy who had a girlfriend for 10 years, she dumped him, he was 30 and he realized that he was monogamous for so long, and he passed up so much pussy, and he was now all alone crushed and battered. This may happen to JT, but it didn’t happen to me, I just slept with whore after whore after whore. Take my word for it, dump your girlfriends now, because all relationships will end horribly.

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2005

24

Jun

I am – Victoria Beckham on the Beach


I rarely compliment girls for looking good. I figure enough suck up bitches do that in attempts to get in their pants. In case you haven’t realized it doesn’t work. The only girls who you can be nice to and guarantee play from is fat girls, and who the fuck wants a fat girl. All you have to say is “baby, you look so good tonight”, and she’s yours. Only because she has limited selection in who she can get with. Beckham has had something like 10 kids, and bitch’s body is still slamming. You gotta give respect where it’s due. If all women who have kids, could bounce back into shape…you’re options in pussy would be limited. You need the fatties with baggage and low standards to get laid.

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2005

24

Jun

I am – Fleshlight Discussion Board Post of the Day

The beauty of the Fleshlight is that all Fleshlight users are pretty predictable. I always assumed they were people who don’t have sex on the regular, if ever and are people who spend a lot of time on the internet. Now, I spend a lot of time on the Internet, but that’s only because I fear facing the world out there. It is so big and offers so many opportunities that I would rather sit on my chair and leave it at that. This Fleshlight reader brings my point home with the fact that he is webcamming some girl in 1000 miles away, who is really a 65 year old dude, only to think to himself that he’s got a chance, until he looks down and realizes that he’s got a Fleshlight in his hand.

I was talking to a friend online when the package arrived. She talked me into turning my webcam on to watch me use it for the first time. When I first slid into it I thought it felt good, but wasn’t too excited. But once I got the hang of playing with the endcap to adjust the suction and using different speeds it was awesome. I would definately recommend it to anyone on the fence about getting one. BTW…I got the pink lady wonder wave.

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