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2007

31

Aug

I am – Hayden Panettiere Takes a Trip to London of the Day

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I’ve never been one of those young girls that wants to look older them I am. After watching my mothers looks deteriorate and her weight balloon to epic proportions, I realized that being 18, thin and fit is a pretty sweet deal. I’m going to milk it for all it’s worth cause it’s going to be all down hill from here pretty much. I know I’m not perfect, but there’s a reason I get laid as much as I do, and I’m pretty sure it’s not because of my brain. Great legs, nice tits, and tight ass probably help tho.

I’ve been trying to figure out just what exactly Hayden Panettiere’s handlers are up to in terms of sending her out for promotional tours and appearences looking like an aging Cougar. She looks great, don’t get me wrong but I think she is going to have a rude awakening when she wakes up down the road and realizes shes been middle aged for 25 fucking years.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Jesse Jane's Porn Tits at the 10th Annual Adult Night Club and Exotic Awards of the Day

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This girl on my AIM was telling me about some dude she’s fucking who is pretty dirty, even more dirty than the dude who jerked off on her panties. This motherfucker no only took her anal virginity while choking her, he also told her that he wants to fist her and when he tried he couldn’t get past three fingers, so the next day he shows up at her house with a speculum and a DVD filled with anal porn, but not anal porn he bought, anal porn he downloaded off the internet….obviously classy.

So this bitch has issues and is submissive and decides that this guy, despite being married deserves her full attention, I guess since she gave him her ass at 30, he holds a special place in her heart. So in efforts to please the asshole she’s shoving this thing in her to stretch herself out for him to fist her and live his fantasy out, while treating her like nothing but a whore….

That means, after he’s done with her and got what he wanted and walks, she’s going to be there all loose vaginaed and confused as to where shit went wrong.

This is a fucked up story, that I didn’t make up and that proves that people out there are fucking insane. When I used to get with girls, I’d try to make them do kegels to tighten their shit not loosen it, but maybe that was because I am not into fisting and I have a retardedly small penis.

So whatever your fetish is, remember some of us are judging you and think you’re a twisted sick fuck. That’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of pornstar Jesse Jane and her dirty fake tits at some porn awards I wasn’t invited to. Just knowing how many dudes have cum on those things makes me feel dirty looking at her, but I’d still do her if I could get it up.


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Jesse Jane’s Porn Tits at the 10th Annual Adult Night Club and Exotic Awards of the Day

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This girl on my AIM was telling me about some dude she’s fucking who is pretty dirty, even more dirty than the dude who jerked off on her panties. This motherfucker no only took her anal virginity while choking her, he also told her that he wants to fist her and when he tried he couldn’t get past three fingers, so the next day he shows up at her house with a speculum and a DVD filled with anal porn, but not anal porn he bought, anal porn he downloaded off the internet….obviously classy.

So this bitch has issues and is submissive and decides that this guy, despite being married deserves her full attention, I guess since she gave him her ass at 30, he holds a special place in her heart. So in efforts to please the asshole she’s shoving this thing in her to stretch herself out for him to fist her and live his fantasy out, while treating her like nothing but a whore….

That means, after he’s done with her and got what he wanted and walks, she’s going to be there all loose vaginaed and confused as to where shit went wrong.

This is a fucked up story, that I didn’t make up and that proves that people out there are fucking insane. When I used to get with girls, I’d try to make them do kegels to tighten their shit not loosen it, but maybe that was because I am not into fisting and I have a retardedly small penis.

So whatever your fetish is, remember some of us are judging you and think you’re a twisted sick fuck. That’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of pornstar Jesse Jane and her dirty fake tits at some porn awards I wasn’t invited to. Just knowing how many dudes have cum on those things makes me feel dirty looking at her, but I’d still do her if I could get it up.


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Paris Hilton and Her Sister Partying of the Day

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I went to a bar the other night because I like getting drunk. I sat in the corner and drank my face off because the drinks were cheap and that’s what I do. ON the dancefloor there was a bitch who was doing the Paris Hilton. Now I don’t know if you guys know what the Paris Hilton is, but it’s a distinct fucking Bow-Legged stance dance that younger girls picked up by watching The Simple Life or visiting Perez Hilton. Anyway, this hot model lookin’ bitch is doing the Paris Hilton and to her right was this scraggly bitch with extensions falling out of her hair, a leopard print bra was hangin out of her shirt and short shorts jacked up her ass. So you have this tall thin hot model doing the Paris Hilton and her little ratty friend trying to get attention to make-up for her obvious shortcomings by rubbing her cunt up against the speaker and there I am thinking that I just experienced the very local Simple Life with girls I’d rather fuck. Reality is that the model will probably develop a drug addiction and her only gigs will be at the local supermarket handing out tampon samples and the rat will end up knocked up with some black baby who she doesn’t know who the father is, but these bitches will still be less useless to the world than the real Simple Lie. I would have bought them a drink to celebrate but figured why bother, I’d rather use my limited budget on myself, drink special or not and they don’t need drinks they were already jacked on Meth….

Here are some pictures of Paris and her useless sister dancing up at some club in some place recently….


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2007

30

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty hungover, it is almost 9 pm and I am sitting at my computer naked, eating corn on the cob because it was 5 for 1 dollar and that fits my budget…butter and corn juice is dripping down my chest and belly…I am disgusting….

When drunk last night, I sent out a text message to everyone in my address book. The only responses I got were from people who had erased my number. I kept this one girl thinking that we met in a club and had a connection until I passed out on my floor. I woke up feeling alone, ashamed and disgusting and that has carried me through the day.

Spam was destroying the site, I was getting 10,000 spam comments an hour, so that’s why my traffic and actual internet stardom never made sense. All my views were from robots, and those robots forced me to shut off the comments and direct you all to my stepFORUM , so sign-up, participate. There may only be 4 of us, but together we can move mountains….if we ever get off our lazy asses….

I got this email asking me to tell my readers that pornstar Carmen Luvana is going to be doing some in-strore appearance, so if you’ve ever wanted to jerk of to her in person, now’s your chance….so make your way to North Carolina if you’re looking for some pornstar fun….

Tuesday 9/4/07
Durham 12-4 pm
4125 Chapel Hill Blvd.

Raleigh 5-9:00 pm
6311 Glenwood Avenue

So check it out if you’re around and if you’re not you can check back here for pictures I expect them to send me.

In the meantime…these are the sites I visited today…you should visit them too…It’s good stuff…I promise…I know there’s a lot of them…maybe I’ll start breaking them up into 2 posts a day…I’ll guess you’ll have to comeback to find out if I ever do it….

Britney’s Got a New Sign Leaked….All Over Her Panties…Oh Wait That’s Just Some Dude’s Load from Last Month and The Used Condom She Stuffed Up There First to Not Get Preggers
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The Best Movie Cat Fights Video
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Full House Uncensored – Because Behind the Wholesome Show is a Bunch of Perverts
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Some Hot Australian in a Bikini Video … G’day Baby
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A Closer Look at Miss South Carolina
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Lucy Pinder’s Got Some New Topless Pictures in Zoo
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Some kid using humor to deflect from the fact that he’s a fat ass…Boy does that sounds familiar
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Celebrity Rehab – The Tv Show
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Set you VCRS and get ready for the trainwreck of all trainwrecks!
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Kim Delaney see through shirt
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Girl Strips in Honor of the Upcoming Football Season
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A Little Bit About the Stripper Named Heather from Rock of Love Topless
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More Digital Dolls or Black Chicks Who Are Half Naked
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Baseball Tennis, as if there isn’t enough dumb fucking sports already
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Some host on MSNBC is a homophobe queer basher
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A whack load of naked pics of some girl named Maya
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Some college kids fuck around with people driving cars
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The only girls who look like this at video game conventions are paid to be there
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Alyssa Milano continues to hock her shitty clothing line
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This is creepy and funny all at the same time
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Jennifer Ellison Lookin’ Hot in a Tiny Bikini
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Madonna is a freak but I’d still do her…
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Lilly Allen is a pothead, but so is every other person under 30
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Keira Knightly is not a drunken slut. what a prude
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And yet another reason why Japan rules
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Naughty Office
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Britney is selling some dress she stole
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Next time switch the soccer ball for a small dog
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Vintage Ah-nold
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Tales fof the Clit
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Adny Dick being a fucking nut
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It’s getting hot in here – Webcam Girl
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Hayden Panetiere looks 40
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Some polar bear jerking off Like You
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Rhianna isn’t dating the little homo from Transformers afterall
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Chris Angel makes excuses for why he was hanging out with Britney
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This is fake, but funny anyways
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Paris Hilton is a good friend
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Nick Hogan is a moron
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VIP crew ranch party
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Jaime Pressly like whoa!
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Leticia Sabatar is Buted Fucking On The Beach…I Don’t Know Who She Is But This is Like Porn
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Eyelash Transplants are a New Beauty Option that Freak me Out
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Some Dude has an Extra Foot
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A Bad School Girl Gallery in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Nude Celebs in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Celeb Candids in the stepFORUM
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Some Photobucket Girl’s Ass in a Thong
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Compare Britney’s Slipoo To Some Fat Amateur Slipoos
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Rogue Collector Finds Asian Porn on Photobucket
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More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Even More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Dirty Stripper on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girls and Water Fetish Pictures
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Some Girls on the Beach Pics on Flickr
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Some Girls Mixed Pictures on Flickr
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Some More Mixed Pictures of Sluts on Flickr
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Some Naked Chick and Weed on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girl’s Dirty Little Secret for the Internet
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Some Kid Rock Preview of his New Video’s Sex Scene – It’s Called So Hott –
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This Girl Emailed Me to Tell Me To Check Out Her Site…Check Out Her Bush
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Jodie Foster is a Wet Lesbian in Jane Magazine
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Some U-God from the Wu-Tang Clan in the VIP Lounge
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Girls Getting Fucking Crazy and Eaten Out in the VIP Room…I love Strippers
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Girl Has an Emotional Orgasm (with penis so NSFW)
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Shitty Motorcycle Accident Video
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Use This And Fuck…..
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2007

30

Aug

I am – Jennifer Garner's Orgasm Face of the Day

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So may token gay blogger looks like he is going to be a fixture and I hope you all enjoy it because that’s the whole reason he is here. I am all about helping you come to terms with your underlying homosexuality, while giving the homos on the site a man to fantasize about. I am trying to make myself famous and this is the best way.

The only set-back is that Julien isn’t an inflated, blue haired faggot that looks like a circus clown who got lost and ate all the elephant feed, but maybe the internet will move from having disgusting looking idols to just having disgusting sexual deviant idols. Only time will tell and here’s his post for the day….Cocksuckers….

I have been going on gay chat sites for a quite a while. It’s a really great place to meet “straight” guys who want to suck to dick but who are too afraid to go the gay bars. I prefer these kind of guys because they are all about the sex and are not looking to spoon afterwards.

So I was talking to this guy and he decided to send me a few of his pics. One of them was his “O face” (or “orgasm face”) and it was horrifying. His eye was all squinty and he was doing this thing with his mouth and it made him look like a retarded rabbit. He must of thought it was sexy but it really wasn’t. He might as well have sent me a picture of his last bowl movement.

Here is a picture of Jennifer Garner making what looks to me like her O face. Now she doesn’t look as bad as my guy did, but she still looks a little downsy. But just because it doesn’t work for me doesn’t mean some desperate straight guy (you) isn’t going to print this out, put it on his pillow and then fuck a plastic pussy pretending that he is making Jennifer Garner cum. Well, I’m all about fantasies but believe me even if by some magical turn of events, Ben Affleck died and you managed to fuck Ms. Garner, there is no way you would make her cum.

Smooch!
Julien


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2007

30

Aug

I am – Jennifer Garner’s Orgasm Face of the Day

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So may token gay blogger looks like he is going to be a fixture and I hope you all enjoy it because that’s the whole reason he is here. I am all about helping you come to terms with your underlying homosexuality, while giving the homos on the site a man to fantasize about. I am trying to make myself famous and this is the best way.

The only set-back is that Julien isn’t an inflated, blue haired faggot that looks like a circus clown who got lost and ate all the elephant feed, but maybe the internet will move from having disgusting looking idols to just having disgusting sexual deviant idols. Only time will tell and here’s his post for the day….Cocksuckers….

I have been going on gay chat sites for a quite a while. It’s a really great place to meet “straight� guys who want to suck to dick but who are too afraid to go the gay bars. I prefer these kind of guys because they are all about the sex and are not looking to spoon afterwards.

So I was talking to this guy and he decided to send me a few of his pics. One of them was his “O face� (or “orgasm face�) and it was horrifying. His eye was all squinty and he was doing this thing with his mouth and it made him look like a retarded rabbit. He must of thought it was sexy but it really wasn’t. He might as well have sent me a picture of his last bowl movement.

Here is a picture of Jennifer Garner making what looks to me like her O face. Now she doesn’t look as bad as my guy did, but she still looks a little downsy. But just because it doesn’t work for me doesn’t mean some desperate straight guy (you) isn’t going to print this out, put it on his pillow and then fuck a plastic pussy pretending that he is making Jennifer Garner cum. Well, I’m all about fantasies but believe me even if by some magical turn of events, Ben Affleck died and you managed to fuck Ms. Garner, there is no way you would make her cum.

Smooch!
Julien


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J Lo’s Fat Ass of the Day (since Afleck Fucked Her)
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2007

30

Aug

I am – Karen Mulder Bikini on a Boat Pictures of the Day

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Karen Mulder is some model who was big at some point in her career and tried to kill herself in 2002 by taking pills like she was Owen Wilson. IN 2006 she had a kid and I am reading wikipedia right now…..

Speaking of suicide and kids, I am always fascinated when a guy tells me he has a kid, it means that some girl liked him enough to keep his baby and I just can’t seem to grasp that concept, because girls never even liked me enough to have sex with me when sober, return my calls when, admit they ever banged me, or talk to me if they ever ran into me on the street.

Either way, I landed my wife because she was really fucking lonely and even she wouldn’t have had another kid to keep me around so I am pretty much this dude who will never have a kid because no girl would carry my baby and I will always remain fascinated with guys who tell me that a woman either wants their kid or has their kid, because it means they are doing something I am not and that they are by far more a man than I’ll ever be. I have low self-esteem but the only because after years of the same message being driven down my throat you realize that you suck at something, in my case life. I think it makes for good comedy.

At least better comedy than your depressing life… living the suburban life, with the suburban middle management job you hate, going home to your boring wife who is 35 pounds heavier than when you first met, and ugly kids… making your monthly payments on your house and car…over-extending yourself because you want to take the family to Disneyland, or because your kid’s in private school because you want a better life for him and you need to buy him designer clothes so he doesn’t feel inadequate amongst his peers…Or you’re living at home with your mom, unable to find a job, jerking off more than ever, spending your time online trying to find pussy but even the girls you pay to go on cam won’t show you their cunts…forcing your to carve a vagina into your bedpost, the same bed you slept on when you were ten, because that’s the only thing that would fuck you…….I guess there’s a lot funny about that..

Here are some pictures of Karen Mulder, the bitch who failed at killing herself because she takes life and herself too fucking seriously, while on a boat tanning in St Tropez because life is so hard on her….don’t take yourself too seriously, have fun with your shortcomings because if you can’t laugh about shit you end up being miserable, and there’s nothing fun about crying, now is there, pussy. I am pretty inspirational. I am like a modern day Batman…


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2007

30

Aug

I am – Lauren Conrad Bikini Pics of the Day

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It turns out that girls from The Hills were all out on the beach the other day, running around in their bikinis, and giving us all something to look at, I can only assume something scandalous is about to happen on the show, otherwise they wouldn’t be out together. I may have never seen the show and I have no idea what their dynamic is, but I can guarantee that they all hate each other’s guts and call each other cunts and have cat fights behind closed doors but that’s only because that’s how girls are, especially stupid girls who crave attention and want to be the big stars, but in reality what the fuck do I know about girls….other than that I love tits, ass and vagina…

I was hanging out at the local cosmetic counter this past weekend, because on weekends in the early afternoon, girls borrow their parent’s cars and show up to get their essentials for the week or for the night out that lies ahead so they they show up in casual clothes, like tights or yoga pants or whatever makes their asses look amazing….Either way, the only products they have for dudes in the place is cologne so I’m standing there in the cologne section, trying not to get busted looking at this hot 18 year old’s ass that is squatting and I can swear I can see her full box defintion from behind, when this homeless looking tattooed up 60 year old bitch walks in and starts giving herself a whore shower. So she’s spraying herself down with all different types of cologne and is shaking like a meth addict and sees me looking at the hot chick through the shelving….She doesn’t realize that I am being a pervert and thinks I am actually shopping and that I just busted her, so she comes over to me and starts giving me advice on what cologne to buy, like she’s an expert and a serious cologne shopper when in reality she’s just tired of smelling her own ass when she sits down and this is her best solution to the problem because it’s free unlike doing laundry…Either way, she fucks off and I look back to the hot ass and it’s gone..

Here are those Lauren Conrad pics, because she’s still young and tight bodied and I’d totally watch her squatting in front of me at the cosmetics counter of the local department store…

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2007

30

Aug

I am – Gwen Stefani Shops in her Bikini Top of the Day

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I was hanging out with some street kids last night because I was drunk. I don’t normally make a point of chatting up the dirtiest fucking tra I can find, but when I am drunk I am pretty much willing to talk to anyone who is willing to sit through it and lucky for me, last night’s audience was a group of squeegee punks. They were asking me for a cigarette because I guess they were too poor to buy themselves cigarettes. They had a dog, a guitar and a film camera from the Dollar Store. They asked me to take a picture of them and I asked them to sing me a song, so the dark skinned ratty motherfucker with dreads starts singing about living on the streets. When I asked them where they were headed they told me to get some food and back to one of their apartments. I was pretty pissed off when I found out that the street kids I was dealing with had homes, so I started to give them shit, then they told me that they were all on welfare, lived together and lived the street kid life but didn’t actually live on the street. They were high on meth and when I offered them 20 dollars to do a street kid porn for me, the girl who had the biggest fucking gut, told me she was only 17.

These Gwen Stefani pics are to celebrate lost opportunity and broken dreams because bitch is a fucking suburban punk who made a name for herself in some candy-coated ska band and was marketed as a punk to the world while the closest thing she’s been to a punk is when one tries to squeegee her limo window on her way to a sold out arena show….and the closest thing to dumpster diving bitch has ever done was when she went grocery shopping with her husband in her bikini….and he made bitch carry the groceries…


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