I am 95 percent sure I have seen this video before, but with being an alcoholic with mental health issue comes a very grey area of what is real, what is fantasy, what I’ve seen, what I think I’ve said, what I’ve told people, things I done, always very fucking confusing…so maybe I read this, or maybe the internet spews out the same shit all the time…but sometimes the shit it spews, like “bubble porn”…is worth revisiting..because making porn out of an innocent act…is kinda one thing I am into, maybe even one thing I am good at and truly passionate about.

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I am very into the McDonald’s employee commentary of a topless bitch going nuts in her McDonald’s trashing the store topless…because I guess McDonalds genetically modified food makes girls go nuts…but that isn’t too crazy to takes a minute to make herself an ice cream cone.

This is up on some weirdness, that I don’t know the back story of, but love the entire story of, because let’s face it, topless girls gone nuts…getting all destructive are exiting, it almost reminds me of my sex life, with less broken.

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Here’s a big breasted chick eating a Ghost Pepper for attention, like she was some crazy dude at a frat party, only with great tits, that are spilling out all over herself as she talks about how much her mouth burns, like it was one of her UTIs…after a college gang bang party….which I assume is what she does when she decides to make videos like this…and really I am a fan….

If you don’t like that – and I can’t see how you won’t like that – Here’s a drunk dude who refuses to get out of the car…getting the door prize…

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It happened. Here’s another great fucking video to hit the internet today…

Some days, nothing, today all kinds of greatness. I don’t know why, maybe I am seeing brightness in life, or maybe the gutter of society make me feel good, like this chick or dude or whatever it is in the subway being a fucking hero…sure it’s not that arrousing, or the kind of ass I would jerk off to or bury my face in if I was on the subway with her, but it’s the kind of ass I would bring everywhere, to make it do this, like a party trick and that alone makes me feel what must be love.

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It happened.

I just experienced The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever….

I don’t think there will ever be a video quite as magical as this.

It just can be possible, the world is that good.

But it did make this and this just revolutionized my life.

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Ghostriding the Whip Garbage Man

Parents Making their Kids Twerk…

Here’s a dog climbing a ladder

Here’s the Facebook police brutality video of a guy getting arrested for no reason by a racist cop in his home…it hit yesterday, but I am here to spread it to anyone who hasn’t seen it.

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Woman Pisses in On Coming Traffic….

80 Amish Men Pick Up a House and Move It

Rat Eating Donuts at a NYC Dunken Donuts on 37th and 8th

Some BMX Face Slam…because that’s how my soul feels.

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I’ve been doing this internet bullshit for a long time. I’ve seen a lot, maybe even all the internet has to offer. I’m not saying it in a good way, if anything that’s pretty depressing and embarrassing, especially when talking to bitches, because it’s not really a talking point that impresses them…but every once in a while, I am thrown off, and see something the revolutionizes and reminds me why I am even into this internet shit…because it allows me to see people I’ve never known and never will know do ridiculousness, like dancing, fucking, whatever the scandal may be…and for some reason, that is exciting, and this video gives me hope in an otherwise played out and boring internet existence…you know, who really needs to see another model in a bikini pic, when this shit, the shit that actually matters, the human experience…exists…

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What an idiot….I mean…all the signs say don’t go and you actually have to maneuver to avoid the signs saying don’t go, you’d think you’d be able to time beating the fucking train a little better…Jesus…

Here’s a guy who ended his interview for TV like a champion…

The well paired Kyrgystan Bride a Groom Straight Out of a Horror Movie

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I sent my friends over at VENICE CHIC sme CLOTHES and he put together this video in the shower set to some raver music that luckily came without the ravers because molly-ed up tweaking freaks shitting himself in fun fur and stupid glasses pretending to be into PLUR pisses me off…but rather it came with a girl named Barbara Desiree, and by it I mean me…

It always amazes me when people get hot girls to do things for the site, when I can’t even convince a stripper to give me a lap dance when I’m paying them….

Either way, I’m all for it.

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